which is hottest, and why is it 4?
The correct answers are 8 and 12. Flat is justice
>>835042684 looks like it takes about 5 minutes of effort a month to maintain. I know because I look way better than him.
>>83504283fair, 12 would be my second pick
i would kill for a man built like 9 holy shit
I'm 4 and I hate my body.
>>83504290ragebait? wtf are you cooking
>>83504306I have 4's body but better. I spend about 5 minutes a month working out. It's all about having one completely insane set per workout.
>>83504301also ragebait. next time try to be believable
>>83504297Im built like 9 and my boyfriend is 15
>tfw somewhere between 2 and 10
>>83504312your bf is built like shit, no offense
>>83504324I didnt even tell you which one hes built like
>>83504268Currently a 6, and 14 is goals tbqh
>>83504311I'm not ragebaiting. Having broad shoulders and upper arm strength is the same as being severely obese. I have to awkwardly shift into a corner when someone decides to sit next to me. I was bullied in high school by scrawny boys too. I'm tall as fuck so I've always had back problems too.
>>83504340>Most desirable type>oh btw also tall
>>83504268It is the hottest. And it's because of the pecs, shoulders and stomach. Need a man built like that so I can bite his muscles. Only made better if he also has muscular thighs and calves
>>83504348Who gives a fuck what's most desired by these whores today. They'll fuck anything. Convicts, drug dealers, crack addicts, dogs, horses etc. I shudder at the thought of a disgusting foid ever laying their hands on me.
>>83504268I was built like 4 when I was 17 and training like I was actually gonna make it professional in rugby(delusional). Preferences must change with age because I got absolutely zero play with women
>>83504331oh... anon... well gays do that a lot
>>83504378>They'll fuck anything. Convicts, drug dealers, crack addicts, dogs, horses etc.But not us robots
>>83504387Everyone knows chicks evolve from liking Tom Holland to Jason Momoa after they hit 25+
>>83504268Where dat 1.9% at
>>83504388Im not gay im a tomboy and i cut my tits off
>12its fucking over and never began
>>83504332titties <3>>83504340>i'm a male and i hate being extremely attractive>>83504376YESSS YOU GET T>>83504378im a virgin, can i suck your pecs>>83504387im 18 and i figure that other than James Madison i have the most basic tastes ever>>83504416i looked jason momoa up, and im nt gonna pretend he sunnattractive, but hes the guy i see in ads who has a puncable face. other than James Madison, the hottest moid is uncle farmer dad ben
>>83504471If I email you pics of my muscles will you email me pics of your feet?
>>83504456Can I lick your flat chest desu
>>83504452so youre not a man built like 9, and just wanted to talk about your weird shit, got it
>>83504471>i'm a male and i hate being extremely attractiveWhores bother me all the time for meaningless hook-ups and prey on my virginity while cute average to below average girls reject me for being out of their league. My life is a joke.>im a virgin, can i suck your pecsNo. Maybe before you asked to peg me, but you're just as degenerate as all the other foids here.
>>83504498no I dont kiss other boys
>>83504502>meaningless hookupsexactly what moids want. moids never turn down sex.>you're boring for not wanting to get hurt, and degenerate for wanting to peg mecant have anything
>>835042688celI see they cleverly didn't rate that at the very bottom, in an effort to humiliate me further.
>>83504513I have a vagina. But being accused of being a tranny has made me not want to lick your chest anymore.
>>83504471>all moids are rapists but he's hotttttttttttlol
>>83504522not that it could have realistically happened anyways
>>83504522If you were a tranny I'd hit on you but you have a gross vagina instead ew
>>83504516>moids never turn down sex.I've turned down sex countless of times. I started saving screenshots of girls begging me to come over and fuck them at first so I could show my future wife how many sluts I had to dodge to save myself for her, but then I realized she doesn't exist and stopped doing that. All women can think about is sex. Nothing else matters to them.>cant have anythingI never said you were boring. You're really young, so you will give up on your values in a few years like all you degenerate gooner foids do.
>>83504500I am a man built like 9, i was joking about everything else you autistic fuckI think sufemacist is ovulating to be honest
>>83504536Oh this explains things. I shared a class with a guy that had this exact physique and I thought he was hot. Then he turned out to be gay. Fags have it way too good man, I wish I could have a qt skelly bf. FML
>>83504564I wasn't who you were talking to and I am NOT A skelly don't even call me that I have muscles on muscles on muscles I am big I am huge I am enough
>>83504471>YESSS YOU GET TNeed a man to let me squeeze his pecs and push them together
>>83504567>I have muscles Okay well that's gross to me.
>>83504580Your weird genitalia is gross to me so I think we're both even. I should have been borned gay so I didn't have to want to be inside a vagina all the time. Weird ass Predator looking shit.
>>83504592I would have my feelings hurt if you were a qt skeletoid but you have a mediocre deformed body
>>83504592What if we were never meant to look at them and instead just fuck with clothes on and lights off?
>>83504607I used to be a skeletoid I was full on anorexic 26 inch waist too
>>83504611Did you buy pants from the children's department?
>>83504609I never approach an enemy with my eyes closed>>83504615Yes as a matter of fact I did. I was not eating at all. I looked like death.
>>83504611So now you're not even hot anymore. Terrible judgment, I see why you like trannies
>>83504626I'm super strong now and could probably throw you into the ocean from Kansas your opinion is irrelevant.
>>83504638Sure whatever. You're just not beautiful anymore and you won't change my perception of you. You probably were so huggable and cute, now you're just another violent meat head
>>83504652If I was so huggable and cute why was I always alone and why did my family let me rot away so much without even asking me why :(
>>83504617Well at least innies look good. Too bad I'll never see one irl.
>>83504268>tfw between 2 and 10
>>83504615im the original guy, yes I still wear most of my middle school clothes at nearly 30
>>83504663my female family acts envious of me without believing that it makes me feel really sick and lonely. its not good for men.
>>83504693I was a fat kid so I can't wear any of it but since I have literally nothing else I just keep all of it in storage boxes. I seriously cannot wait to die already.
>>83504707I haven't talked to my family in a long time and I live at home l o l. At least I have my muscles now. I sit and kiss my shoulders and biceps. I grope my chest. I know I'm strong enough. I can survive.
>>83504663Because your soul is rotten. At least you looked adorable at one point and I could have ignored your rancid personality. But now you don't even have that to fall back on.
>>83504718I depressed myself I can no longer continue our little banter I apologize deeply I'm going to go cry now.
>>83504727I'm just 0.5% of the population that actually likes twigs. I am sure everyone else can tolerate you
>>83504739Aw, so sweet. I was just yanking your chain. I'm too muscular to be depressed. I flex and the bad feelings explode. Everyone loves me. Except my family. And everyone not in my family.
I'd snuggle up to 10 personally
8 checking in 7/3 is sexo
>>83504754I felt a slight sadness in my very small icy heart but then you started describing your disgusting muscles again so now I want you to die.
>>83504758I notice he doesn't have a fat guy face and he's tall.
>>83504765Muscles prevent death. I'll probably outlive you. If you weren't so racist against muscular-Americans I'd offer to warm your heart but clearly you're too close minded to even consider it.
>>83504766Don't overthink it. I just picked a random animu guy because most fat art is furry or female.
>>83504775How does your ideal fat man look?
>>83504775>stop noticingThen the artist drew it that way because they knew that's how you'd want to see it.
>>83504773I'm hiding the thread I don't want to read any more of this disgusting NONSENSE. I will NEVER stop loving my precious skellies.
>>83504797One day you'll be older and wiser and you'll realize that musclemen are the way to go. Your immaturity is so evident. You know this website requires you to be 18 or older to post, right? Tsk tsk, the youth is NOT alright.
>>83504797why do you like skellies? Ive been called gross and weird looking my entire life
>>83504782Honestly, short with a downright circular face. Big squishable cheeks and chins. Softer the better, belly or chest wise.>>83504796You don't know the first thing about me. I got plans to grow.
>>83504805I think you mean I have a youthful soul while your brain is decaying from early onset Alzheimer's>>83504812I think they are aesthetically the most attractive. I just like the way they look. A flat chest, nice hands, a huggable waist. They look so beautifully delicate and charming. Just super attractive to me. I really did have an Asian classmate that looked like 12 and when I heard his fagcent I was crushed. I'm hideous but I was so infatuated with him I wanted to ask him out.
>>83504826>shortAw pooey
>>83504851why do you consider yourself hideous?im white with good hair and blue eyes but everything below the neck is wendigo mode
>>83504851>early onset Alzheimer'sImpossible! I have dedicated brain days. I can't possibly be developing Alzheimer's. My brain muscle is massive which is why my skull always hurts.
>>83504826Yeah there's such a shortage of short fat single guys I understand why you're still single since you'd never lie about something like this.
>>83504870>which is why my skull always hurtsBlowing your head off with a shotgun might make you feel better >>83504867I have a bad overbite and a big nose. I've been called ugly a lot and I am unpopular irl lol. Just not a looker.
>>83504871Shut the fuck up. Me on the right.
>>83504894>Blowing your head off with a shotgun might make you feel betterWell you're ugly and I'm in constant pain, why don't we just do a double suicide? You might look better without a head.
>>83504911>I'm in constant painSo you admit that becoming a meathead and going to the (((jim))) does not make you happy?
>>83504908>GayOh
>>83504908why are you gay on the right
>>83504933Glad you could use your eyes.
>>83504930I am happy despite my pain. When everything hurts I wrap my arms around myself and flex my lats and imagine I have wings, flying through the sky like a bird. A very muscular bird.
>>83504894>big noseim checking your early life section
>>83504268I'm somewhere between 8 and 9. Not as fat as 8 but definitely don't have abs as nice as 9. My torso actually looks okay (imo) but my arms are lanky as fuck, which is annoying because it makes it seem like I don't work out. Still a ksv at 27 thoughever
>>83504268Kinda nice to see there's a little bit of love for 6 at least.I let myself go, so I'm back at 2 now, but this image motivates me to give it another shot.
>>83504952>wrap my arms around myselfI was sad when I didn't read "and strangle myself to death with my disgusting meaty arms">>83504957I am middle eastern. Not a kike
>>83504987>I was sad when I didn't readWhy do you hate me so? Your giant nose and overbite sound so cute. We could be so good together. You, the ultra mean sadist. Me, the muscleman with no personality beyond his muscles. It's a match made in heaven.
>>83504987>I am middle eastern. Not a kike
>>83504322me too. im big, not entirely spherical but im comprised of many orbs
>>83504340You always spam this and iirc you posted body once and looked like dogshit
>>83504997>Me, the muscleman with no personality beyond his muscles.Aw that's not true. You also hate vaginas. So I would just cheat on you with skellies who are not gay and annoying
>>83505027If I loved you very much I could learn to love your vagina. Worst case scenario I could just pretend your nose is a penis. If you had a cold and you sneezed while I was sucking on it it would be just like the real thing!
>>83505044You don't deserve to touch my six inch nose you fucking manwhore
>>83505075I'm not a manwhore I'm a virgin I've never touched another human male or female! I'm too muscular to even have sex. Oh that nose though. It sounds divine. The things I would do to it...
>>835042689 and 12 are hightier, though the whole lineup has perks. id let the entire list run a train. 9 and 12 get double rounds
>>83505102Name perks of each bodytype.
>>83505102>>83505132yes and especially 8 because why do i have to look like this
>>83504268Why not 12? Why noone loves it
>>83505102that picture..
>>83505132>Name perks of each bodytype.>perksi meant to say dick
>>83505190My guess is it looks kind of sickly. I'm still surprised 8 isn't at a hard 0.00% though. I might as well be.
>>83504378What's so bad about having a threesome with the dog every once in a while? You lack that favstian spirit.
>>83505276You could have focused on horses, who are smarter and more graceful. But you chose dogs. Why?
>>83504268Hottest is 9>t. actual woman
>>83504268Fucking hell. My fwbs have expressed their lust for that exact image (i am a rough approximation) but I still need to lose 5kg anyway. >>83505512>actual womanDoubtful.>>83505190>why not 12Because it's sickly and frail and quite obviously impotent.
>>83504268>tfw 12it's genuinely fucking over
>>835042689 is ideal if you want to fuck females in their prime4 is ideal if you want to fuck old mommies
>>83504268>tfw built like number 8Should I just end it all?
>>835063388 is just a 9 that doesn't exercise at all8 and 12 are actually great positions to be in because they can easily evolve into 9
>>83504268Im closest to 4 or 11 with 2's layer of fat on top.
>>83504268>9 trying to get to 4Oof owie my stomach>>8350631612 is prime doe.
>>83506404And my goal is a 5 body under a 10 layer or fat
>>83505308>smarter and more gracefulIn what universe? They are more neurotic and dumber than a 95 year old war veteran holding a grenade
>>83506416>12 is prime doe.Not to actual women, only to trannies.
>>83506550I'm a man so neither of those apply to me.
>>83506503And dogs aren't that and more?
>>83506568>faggot likes 12of course
>>83504268The chubby ones are the only ones with body hair. The rest is clean shaven like a bunch of faggots. lol
>>83506571You are one serious retard. How'd you even get past the captcha?
>>83504522>I have a vaginaProof?
>>835042686 is my favorite. athletic but not gym fag level . yum
>>83506388Funny, because 9 has been what I've working towards since I'm losing weight and going out running. But it doesn't really look attractive to me, and probably looks bad on a manlet like me
10 obviously, what an absolute unit.
>>83506848muy muy basado
>>835042684 is my favorite but i like them all except 10 and 12
>>83504528moids hate women more than i could ever hate them, and yet...>>83504538this is projection. you constantly bitch about women not being mindless sex machines.>You're really young, so you will give up on your values in a few years like all you degenerate gooner foids do.still projection. i know that moids are literally nothing but vessels of sadism>>83504562bad guess, im on my period>>83504569youre the only person i'll spare>>83506109>>83506338>i ate being hot so bad waah>>83506316im 18 and 4 is my dream...
>>83506416I was about to say I am 12 but I don't think that's a good idea desu >>83507635What type of males do the girls in your class lust after? I feel like at that age a physique like that is impossible
>>83504310Show body and workout method
>>83507786Show tits and succ method
>>83504268It's trueI look like 4 and I've had no problems having sex with strangersIt made me hate women more, but it's a tradeoff
>>83508871yes, im aware that moids' two emotions are intertwined. this might be the biggest reason why women are opting out: moids hate nothing more than their wives.
>>83504268>less attractive than a literal obeast hamplanet>not only that but the least attractive form possiblewhat the fuck
>>83508983>this might be the biggest reason why women are opting outOpting out?They're the ones trying to monkey branch to meIt's disgusting
>>83504268This is kinda gay, isn't it? No judging, just checking.
>>83506388How do you get rid of wide hips with exercise?
>>83509070If it's fat you can just lose weight. If it's your bone structure then you need to make your chest look bigger, so build your pecs and lats until you're evened out. Could build your legs too to make your hips more even.
>>83504268>have the body of 9>still khhv
>>83509084I went to the gym for 10 years and nothing really changed. Just gonna keep rotting and waiting to die instead.
>>83509100What were your measurements at your peak? Going to the gym for 10 years doesn't mean much if you weren't actively adding mass during it.
>>83509024youre 5?>>83509038moids are the ones demanding sex slaves and getting triggered at "crazy cat ladies">>83509053im a woman, and all moids are bi anyway>>83509070do NOT get rid of wide hips wtf>>83509084>wide hips>big pecsthe ends justify the means. yu are lying, but for the greater good
>>83509119What like clothes? 36 waist in pants. That only changed once I pulled an Office Space and started working for a living. It turns out 10 hours of exercise a day is more than 2.
>>83509124>the ends justify the means. yu are lying, but for the greater goodHow am I lying surfmeister?
>>83509124>do NOT get rid of wide hips wtfWhy not, am I less likely to raep you with them or something?
>>8350914236 waist sounds fat rather than bone to me. I meant your chest, waist, and hip measurements though. A 36 inch waist with a 48 inch chest is significantly different from a 36 inch waist and a 40 inch chest.
>>83509124No, 12 but apparently also blind
>>83509178I never got a measuring tape out for any of that. My suit jacket size was 40R and maybe now I'm a 38 but I haven't bothered replacing or tailoring anything since I'll never really have a need for that ever again since I'm a friendless incel. I'm down to a 31-32 in pants depending on brand and fit.
>>83509195So, 40 chest on 36 waist is dyel tier. You were over fat and under muscled. 38 and 31 is better but not by a lot. You usually want a pretty big drop. The class is 60% larger chest than waist, but that's for bodybuilders. 40% is more obtainable and still looks great, that would put you at a 43 inch chest for your current waist.
>>83509144calling wide hips unattractive>>83509148... srsly >>83509191i think 12 is attractive to a lot of women just not MOST attractive. it is for me at least
>>83509225Yes I am aware the lifting didn't work. I always read a 6" drop was normal. I literally cannot imagine how long and involved a process adding 3" to my chest would be. I just don't see how that's possible for anyone but movie actors whose full time job it is to bulk up for a role.>>83509226I was told, by you, I am a rapist. Why would it matter what I look like?>calling wide hips unattractiveI am unattractive and I have wide hips. How was he wrong/lying?
>>83509226>calling wide hips unattractiveI wasn't! It's just unattractive if the guy is fat or pear shaped. Men need a big huge chest, wide hips accentuate that as long as their waist is tight as shit. Imagine a guy with a 50 inch barrel chest, a 32 inch waist, and 40 inch hips like gat damn he'd look like a monster.
>>83509252>I always read a 6" drop was normalNormal isn't optimal it's just.... normal. 3 inches doesn't take that much from where you are. Most of the time involved is from eating. If you go hard as fuck then you don't need to spend more than 20-30 minutes a day working out.
>>83504456nigga what do you mean it never began just eat and lift
>>83509275Wouldn't this just give me an even more feminine hourglass figure? I still dart in in the middle. My life's already over, I just come here to post.
>>83509337It's not feminine at all. Go look at pictures of bodybuilders. They look masculine as fuck.
>>83509382inb4 reddit but lol it's completely over for me
>>83509410I've said it before and I'll say it again I'd go gay for Arnold. How wide are your hips that you can't just lat out to balance them?
>>83509415I think I have a measuring tape but I don't know where it is. It's worse than that. Even if he didn't have a huge back you can see from the front that's like a straight line compared to me.
i am 9 and think that 9 is the best one
I'm 6 and I'm gonna kms soon.No matter how much I work out I can't get beyond 6
>>83509448He's flexed up and at competition weight so very little fat or water weight. He also has huge legs which make his hips look smaller.
>>83509470He was also over 6 feet tall at the time.>he was lying he was always 5'11Well people believed it at the time and that's all that matters.I don't look right. I wouldn't look right doing that either.
>>83509468at least you better than 10 and 12
>>83509485Height doesn't really matter so far as proportionality goes. If anything it's easier to balance your bone structure out with muscle the shorter you are. You just have bdd man.
>>83509506height matters tho :/
>>83509506>a flaw that appears minor or can't be seen by othersoh no they can see it, astronauts can see it from space, and now i'm gonna troon out? this isn't going well.
>>83509515Shit man, I'm short as fuck and I've never felt like it held me back. I don't even look that good and I still get female attention. >>83509523What?
>>83509531I saw dysmorphic. That's what happens to them, that's how it starts.
>>83509531attention aint sex tho, they may be lying to you also how short u are matters
>>83509531>and I still get female attentionThe only time this ever happened to me I was wearing a baggy Halloween costume. Maybe it's not so minor after all.
>>83509538I don't think bdd people go trans that often but I am not an expert>>83509545I don't think they were lying to me. I'm like 5'5.
>>83504268i think it's just the lighting in the photo accentuating the arms and chest making women pick 4
>>835042689 is the hottest and it's because that's my body type. Minus the really long arms
>>83509560>it's not about height>it's about widthit's more over than previously believed
>>83509557Just get jacked as fuck man even if you get no girls your muscles will still bring you comfort>>835098685'2, 255 pounds, 5% body fat, 65 inch chest. #dreambod
>>83509070People who don't work out often think they have wide hipsIn reality their hips aren't too wide their upper body is just way too small (which makes their hips look wide)You don't need to change your hipsYou need to balance your proportions by working out your upper bodyIt truly can make a world of difference
>>83509263based>>83509337do you think moids with no waist are hotter?>>83509560thats taller than most women>>83509571idk how to tell you this... a lot of women like buff guys. i dont think its complicated>>83509921hes hot but its an example of why its sad that moids have such narrow hips :/
>>83510023>based>surfmatist likes giga muscle monstersGood opinions>thats taller than most womenWomen are all taller than me but my arms are bigger than their heads so it's coolio.
>>83510042>Women are all taller than mewhere do u live
>>83510156I assume in the same country as you and most of this board at these hours on this day of the month in this year of 2025 soon to be 2026. Maybe I'm lying I haven't been outside since I don't know when. All I do is work out eat sleep post on 4chan. Aren't women tall? Aren't I short? These are the mysteries of life, this is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night. I drew a face on my bicep, I didn't make it too cute I know I'm too ugly for that. I cradled it and petted it and almost kissed it but I didn't think she would consent. So we just did that until I fell asleep. My tears washed her away by the time I woke. Anyway, how are you?
