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I have ass worms. They itch so bad. They itch worse than anything you could ever imagine. You can actually feel them just inside your ass, wriggling around, burrowing and moving. Just a constant tickle of little pale worms always in motion.

When I can't take it any more, I slip my hand down the back of my pants, hook my index finger into my asshole and just start digging and scratching. I can't tell you how good it feels. Like holding a piss in for hours and suddenly being able to go. Or nutting after blue balling for weeks.

But after, my finger is just covered in this giant mess of wriggling worms. What's to be done? I just wipe it off on a nearby counter or desk, or if I'm in a store, wipe them on some clothes on a rack.

I've had these worms for years. This whole city is has been painted with piles of my ass-worms. It's occurred to me that I might have reinfected myself with my own ass worms because I've tainted all the places I go to for so long.

If you ever just happen to put your hand down, feel something shifting under it and find a pile of pale worms wriggling, you've probably found one of the gifts I've left behind.
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>>83505292
Probably a joke but as a kid I actually had this and became so desensitized I'd scratch them in public and no one ever noticed. Had them nonstop for a couple years
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>>83505292
Dangerously jeet-coded post
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>>83505300
It's true.

Once I went up to my sister and told her to hold out her hand. She figured it was a trick, but did it anyway. I drop this ball of ass-worms right into her palm. She stares at it for a moment and starts screaming, but she doesn't do anything with the worms, just has her hand held out there while she screams for me to get them off.

Later she'd tell me that she wanted to throw them at me, but she was scared that if she pulled her hand back to throw, they'd go flying all over her.

Anyhow, I remember when I dropped the ball of worms in her palm that the ball kind of like... opened? Blossomed is the word I thought described it. Like a flower opening in bloom, all the worms just kind of blossomed outward from that ball into a wriggly mess in her hand.
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>>83505292
MR KRAAAAABS
START DIGGIN IN YO BUTTTTTT
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>>83505292
My mom told when I was a kid I should eat garlic to kill the worms. idk if it works
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>>83505292
Isn't this what makes people gay according to /pol/?
Lol
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>>83505388

This. From personal experience. Or you could like... take a pill... and not have them anymore gauranteed... it's easily treated.
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>>83505292
I have them too, the itch is unbearable at night. Apparently there is a pill that kills them does anyone know if it's effective?
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dewormer supplements off Amazon or copious amounts of wine work pretty well ive had pinworms a few times as a kid and occasionally get parasitized cause of my job seeing as how they only need 1 fuggen egg to enter your intestinal tract to make a billion of em
Tea works too if you don't drink because tannins seem to kill them
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>>83506046
In the usa you can't get that pill because big pharm bought up the rights to it because it's been linked to cancer research (and that means $$$$ for them down the line)
The only medication you can get for worms here doesn't even help, you have to take ivermectin or get some actual pills from a canadian pharmacy
Also OP is exaggerating the most you'd see is like one fun fact the worms know when you are asleep and that's when they come out to lay their eggs on your asshole
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I have an itchy spot near my butthole but I don't think it's worms because it's only one specific spot somewhat removed from the actual butthole. I think it's eczema or some shit.
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>>83506103
We have an otc pill in canada for that??? Wtf
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>>83505292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiXXNuh-iwg
Try flowers of sulphur
You can't use it all the time though becomes your stomach becomes sensitive to it
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>>83505292
Nobody has these in developed countries anymore. Either you live in a complete shithole or you grew up in an orphanage or are black/hispanic/jeet.
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>>83505292
>my finger is just covered in this giant mess of wriggling worms. What's to be done? I just wipe it off on a nearby counter or desk, or if I'm in a store, wipe them on some clothes on a rack.
>>83505292

You deserve to be raped by an army of Jeets
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>>83505292
If they're pinworms, you could buy something called reeses pinworm medicine at a pharmacy or Walmart, buy two boxes just in case. I think you have to dose once a week for two weeks.

Before you start taking it, make sure you wash your clothes and sheets and disinfect everything you touch every time you dose. Don't wear any dirty clothes. Don't bite your nails and scratch your ass, that's how you get infected again. Wash your hands before you eat too or at least sanitize them. I personally did a second round of doses for an extra two weeks to ensure death and continued to wash and what not.

It's a bitch to deal with but worth the effort of not having that itch. I had them for several months.
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>>83506202
A lot of people are asymptomatic as in they biologically won't feel the itching despite having the worms
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>>83505292
I bet indians have this problem
Literally worst than black plague rats from the dark ages
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>>83505292
>But after, my finger is just covered in this giant mess of wriggling worms. What's to be done? I
>I just wipe it off on a nearby counter or desk, or if I'm in a store, wipe them on some clothes on a rack.
KEEEEEK
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>>83505292
>>83505317
Is this a fetish?
Orig
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I've never had worms because I'm White and wash my hands.



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