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Why don't you just ask out your hot coworkers, anon?
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All my coworkers are old married women
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>>83505472
i just couldnt handle the fear of rejection. the thought of being shot down was more painful than just staying quiet. she wound up fucking 4 of my coworkers, all varying degrees of more disgusting, unhygienic, ugly and rude than myself in my own humble opinion. then she got a better job. now i just kinda wait to die or something
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>>83505472
>>83505476
The young hot ones were married or engaged. Plenty of 30-50 y/o fat Latinas let me hit it though.
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>>83505472
My company is 99.9% men
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>>83505513
You do realise that you could have banged her too right?
>inb4 "I didnt want her after she revealed herself to be a foul sloot"
Sour grapes.
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>>83505532
No i still deep down dont believe i could've, theres just something wrong with me and women sense it. infact i suggested to her all the time that we should hang out after work and even asked her for her number but she kept our texts work related. idk anymore
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>>83505554
You're a pussy then. Got it.
>there is something wrong with me and women sense it
No dumbass, what women can sense is your own self-loathing.
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>>83505472
I work alone
*fades back into the shadows*
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>>83505472
My 1200 people strong company is 2/3 men and old women
The remaining people are young men and a few married women. Theres no single women there.
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What could be hotter than cum dripping down an office girls black tights
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>>83505472
>just ask out your hot coworkers, anon
you mean, men? there are no women in my company.
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>>83505566
strawman. Opinion discarded
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Im tired of my relationship becoming the number 1 topic of discussion and coworkers giving a coworker im dating advice about dating me
No thanks
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>>83505476
this
my coworkers are mostly old women, like 2 men, and then 1 qt i barely ever see because we work different shifts
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>>83505566
>No dumbass, what women can sense is your own self-loathing
that is kinda my point anon i tried to be as confident as i physically could despite that but it wasn't enough and so she wasn't interested. so there is something wrong with me and she sensed it.

i will say though its amazing how that is the one flaw in a man that is UNFORGIVABLE to women. all the other guys she fucked had hygiene issues, had no cars, couldn't show up for work or started shit with other people, none of that was a diswualifying flaw except for mine which was overthinking and being nervous.
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>>83505472
I have only female coworker and she is married.
Also i dont think it is good idea to shit where i eat.
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>>83505472
I did.
She said no and told me to try online dating instead.
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>>83505472
Why is the default assumption that men should just hit on a random woman they don't necessarily know anything about, other than their looks?
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>>83505955
Because hitting on random women based on their looks is literally how courtship works. Sometimes they are less random because you know them via a friend, family member, through work, etc. but at the end of the day men are sleeping with whoever happens to be around.
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>>83505972
>Why is this the norm
>Because this is the norm.
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a list of the women who were at my shitty retail dollar store job that I quit more than a decade ago (neet since)
>disgusting, annoying, evil old mystery SEA hag that picked fights with everyone
>300 pound native girl who never did anything, dont know how she could walk. her gut would visibly hang out her tent sized hoodie at the bottom.
>some ancient chinese lady who never spoke a word but was somehow a flawless cashier
>a useless poojeeta that im certain was above 100
>a very young poojeeta likely related to the first, whined for help all the time and tried to con others into doing all her work. she was like 70 lbs max and smelled like diarrhea.
>some 40s something cheery lady who "only worked there out of boredom" and bragged about her husband who made absurd amounts of money. drove a very nice car there and parked it for all of us to see.
>our batshit insane manager who was pushing 60, chainsmoked and commited actual crimes against all of us such as wage theft and unlawful firing
all of the customers were old people, I never saw an attractive woman my entire 18 month time there.
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tights are so hot omgg
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>>83505472
>hot coworkers
I work in an office attached to a warehouse. I mainly stay in the office but rarely have to go in the warehouse. I also get to see shift workers coming and leaving.
I shit you not, out of like 500 women I've examined, only around 4 are actually hot. And they're all in the warehouse working in places I never go to. Likely all of them have bfs anyway. All the other women, including those in my office are garbage, older than me and already married.
I have two veteran coworkers who married women from the warehouse and both are miserable and their wives are ugly as shit and treat them like provider-slaves. The normie world is very depressing.
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>>83506130
why are you so obsessed with how much your coworkers weigh?
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>>83506159
oh, most of those numbers are ages. only the native and young poojeta I meant to describe weight
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>>83506178
there was a 100 year old woman at your job?
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>>83506188
yes she was a walking fossil, got paid just as much as me sweating my ass off just wandering around returning items people left around
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>>83506199
that's fucking impossible most 100 year olds can't even walk
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>>83505472
I don't have coworkers...
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>>83506062
>Applying logic to WOMEN, of all things
I bet you're a riot at parties.
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>>83506254
Disgusting subhuman NEET scum are not welcome in the thread of employed wageslave gentlemen.
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>>83505472
Everyone at my work are either married, or 20 years older than me. And I work in a fucking school where more than half teachers are women.
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>>83506288
>not welcome in the thread of employed wageslave gentlemen
Okay, then I'll be on my way. rofl
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>>83505472
Honestly, dating a coworker is worst move you can do if you want to keep your job
>suddenly you have no separation of your life and professional setting
>like everyone will know what happened over the holidays
>fight? yeah, it's gonna follow you to the work - and her friends will try to fuck you over if they can
>HR most likely will screw you over for that
>if you split up, the less popular party (read: you) will get flak from her friends and white knights
>and someone might just want to smoke you out there from jealousness even if you never got any other issues
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>>83505472
I would if I were able to maintain eye contact instead of start blushing and stuttering and acting like a fucking retard.
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My office has maybe about 20% women. I can't think of anyone there who is hot, maybe about 3 fuckable at most.



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