>Judaism rejects the belief that Jesus was the awaited messiah, arguing that he did not fulfill messianic prophecies, was not lawfully anointed and was neither divine nor resurrected.Stop rejecting Jesus.
Judaism is a pagan religion. They are the enemies of all Christians.
Praise be to God
>>83505482Kind of surprising that Judaism rejected him considering that he is the king of the Jews and that being the son of God makes Jews God's chosen people.
>>83505666Their bloodline can be traced back to Esau, Cain, and the serpent. Doesn't exactly sound like God's chosen people, unless by God you are referring to Satan.
>>83505746Jesus was a Jew you cannot dispute this. It is very explicit.
>>83505784His father was God so at most he's half jew
>>83505784Literally from Galilee. Mary was very explicitly not a jew. This is extremely basic stuff. The Jesus as jew nonsense is as bizarre as if you said Jesus was an indian, or viking, or samurai. No biblical or other historical records support this and it's only non-Christians pushing this narrative.
>>83506064Ask me how I know you've never read the bible. I was Surrounded by religion my whole life, I went to church as kid, my mom sends money to Israel every year. Every Christian person I know supports Israel. You can't rewrite history just because your antisemitism is incompatible with your religion.
>>83506136>Mary not Jew>God not Jew>Somehow Jesus was jew
>flipped tables in the markets around templesWow he must have such a robust moral framework to offer the people of the world->said nothing about slavery>did nothing about marital rape or forced marriages>didn't bat an eye at pedophilia
https://youtu.be/XbiADYVORGEtimestamp: 35:57The real lord of lies was right there all along.
>>83506331Mary was a Jew. Go to google, type in "was Jesus a Jew". Report back. Every single result said he was, except for one who claimed he was Aryan which is absurd, given the geographic location of his birth.
>>83506397I'm sorry you got thought wrong this whole time
>>83505482>arguingArguing fucking magical wizards. Lost already.>nuh-uh. he didn't have the magical scepter of Baal Hadat so he couldn't have been the anointed one.They were having Superman vs Goku arguments 2000 years ahead of us. The Jews have always been at the forefront of stupid make-believe.
>>83506410>"You don't understand, Super-Saiyan 4 Goku has a power level in the hundreds of thousands!!! Superman would be folded!!!!!">t. every religious leader from Hindus to Hebrews
>>83505482>thinks jesus was white He wasn't. He was brown. You worship brown people. Reject cuckism.
>>83506408>you got thought wrongWhat am I reading?
Jesus was a Jewish philosopherHad a lot of bright ideasAbout our existential fearsMuch admired by his peersShort (and Jewish!) and quite politicalOften hesitant and very analyticalPraise be to JesusPraise be to Woody Allen JesusWoody Allen Jesus!
Jesus was a great entertainerDoing cool tricks all of the timeTurning water into wineMaking stormy weather fineEven now, his stunts confound usKind of did what Derren Brown doesPraise be to JesusPraise be to magic Woody Allen JesusMagic Woody Allen Jesus!
Jesus died but then came back to lifeSo the Holy Bible saidKinda like in Dawn of the DeadLike a film by Simon PeggTry that these days, you'd have troubleGeeks would try to smack you with a shovelPraise be to JesusPraise be to magic Woody Allen zombie JesusMagic Woody Allen zombie Jesus!
Jesus ascended into HeavenHe was an incredible guyYou don't often find fellows that flyDisappear right into the skyAnd only once did he use this abilityWith great power comes great responsibility!Praise be to JesusPraise be to magic Woody Allen zombie superhero Jesus!Je-sus!
Jesus's mother gave birth to himWithout having sex with a dudeNo, she would never be that rudeNever even be nude with a dude!Breeding without the opposite gender isCommonly known as parthenogenesisOther animals that don't need malesInclude a lot of lizards and various snails!Praise be to JesusPraise be to magic Woody Allen zombie superhero komodo dragon JesusJesus!
Jesus can communicate with the deceasedLike Psychic Sally, without the earpieceJesus lives forever, which is pretty oddBut not as odd as his fetish for drinking bloodJesus is in more than one place at a timeLike an electron, or Schrodinger's felineJesus pulled off that water walking miracleHe was as handy as an amphibious vehicleJesus had bare feet, long hair, and a beard...Look, I'm not saying I'm Jesus...
Praise be to magic Woody Allen zombie superhero komodo dragon telepathic vampire quantum hovercraft (me!) Jesus!
It's interesting to see what the jew religious texts(talmud) say about Jesus. In English they piss and shit their pants trying to claim him while all their leaders strongly denounce him. I guess they think if they convince us Jesus was actually a cat or hamster or jew or whatever that we'll forget what they have been doing to the world since the beginning. Martin Luther was very well versed on the subject of Bible verses and jew curses.
>>83506691It's not difficult to explain, Anon. Talmudic Jews are a minority of Jews, so of course the majority of Jews don't really care what the Talmud says and will offer their own opinions that differ from the Talmud.
>>83505482Thats not jesus tho, thats just a blue eyed white men. Jesus came from the middle east, stop worshipping false idols
>>83507576This is exactly why Islam prohibits photos of prophets, because people project themselves into it when it doesn't matter what Jesus looked like or what race he was
>>83505482i dont believe in the old testament, why would i believe in the guy who based his divinity on it?
>>83505482It's wild just how successful this mind virus religion has been with countless offshoots and die hard followers. First jews then christians then muslims. Just grifter after grifter writing their version of the bullshit. Imagine if billions of people were worshipping your fan fiction a thousand years from now and actually believed it was real and from god. Just goes to show how stupid and delusional humans really are. Our outstanding ability for abstract thought really has some huge drawbacks.
>>83507607Well actually it does matter for a lot of people. If people saw Jesus as the Jewish caricature he was, Christianity would have billions less followers. These depictions of Jesus as every other race does a great deal for the image of Christianity.
>>83507622because it pisses off evil people >:)
>>83507703christians seem rather evil sometimes desu
>>83507920One time I took down an entire church by exposing its hypocrisy o_oUh I like my new church though
>>83505482Take the Thomasine pill. My favorite sayings (summarized):>let him seeks until he finds. When he finds, he will be troubled, but astonished; he will rule over the All>blessed is the lion which becomes man when consumed by man; cursed is the man whom the lion consumes, then becomes a man>become passers by>if you do not fast as regards the world, you will not find the kingdom. If you do not keep the sabbath as a sabbath, you will not find the father>the images are manifest, but the light in them is concealed in the image of the father's light. He will become manifest, but will be concealed by his light>I am the light which is above them all. It is I who am the All. From me did the All come forth and unto me will the All extend. Split a piece of wood, and I am there. Lift up a stone and you will find me there>where there are three gods, they are gods. Where there are two or one, I am with him>I am he which exists from the undivided. I was given some of these things from my father. If he is destroyed, he will be full of light. But if he is divided, he will be full of darkness
>>83508164Part two>when you make the two one, the inside like the outside and vice versa, the above like the below and vice versa, the male and female and vice versa, and make a hand, eye, and foot in place of a hand, eye, and foot, then you will enter the kingdom of heaven>when you see one who was not born of woman, prostrate yourself on the ground and worship him. That one is your father>the kingdom of the father is like a certain man who wanted to kill a powerful man. He drew his sword in his wall to test himself. Then he slew the powerful man>the kingdom of the father is like a woman will meal traveling on the road. The handle broke, but she didn't know it. When she came home, she found the jar empty>simon Peter said: let Mary leave us, for women are not worthy of life. Jesus said: I will lead her to become a male and a living soul. For every woman who makes herself male will enter the kingdom
>>83508171Part three>his disciples asked him: is circumcision beneficial or not? Jesus said: if it were beneficial, they would be born circumcised. Rather, the true circumcision of spirit is completely beneficial>Jesus said: compare me to someone. Simon Peter said: you are like a righteous angel. Matthew said: you are like a wise philosopher. Thomas said: master, I am completely unable to compare you to someone. Jesus said: I am not your master because you have drunk from the spring which I have issued. Jesus withdrew Thomas and told him three things. When he returned, they asked him what Jesus told him. He said: if I tell you one of these things, you will pick up stones to kill me and a fire will come out and burn you>his disciples said: tell us our end. Jesus said: have you not know the beginning, since the beginning leads to the end. Blessed is he who will take his place in the beginning; he will know the end and will not experience death>blessed is he who came into being before he came into being. If you become my disciplines, then these stones will minister unto you and five, undisturbed trees will be for you in paradise. Whoever is acquainted with them will not experience death>he who knows the father and mother will be called the son of a whore>the kingdom is inside and outside of you. When you come to know yourselves, you be know as the sons of the living god. But if you do not know yourself, then you dwell in poverty and it is you who are that poverty >the kingdom will not come by watching for it. It is spread out upon the earth, but men do not see it >if they say to you: where did you come forth? Say to them: we came from the light is is above them all and which came into being on its own accord. If they answer: are you the light? Say to them: we are the children and elect of the living father. If they answer: what is the sign of your father? Say to them: it is movement and repose
>>83507936i was never member of a single church i liked during my time as a christian, i think the entire religion is just incompatible with me.
