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what is your plan to ascend?
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To press the floor number on the panel, once inside.
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starve myself i'm too tall to have muscles
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>>83506521
*brrrrraaaaaaaapffffftttt*
>not original
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>>83506521
Butt too big, she is made for BIG BLACK COCK, we whites prefer boobs.
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My cousin used to be a late virgin (28yo), he just numbermaxxed with literally hundreds of girls and eventually found some decently attractive girls to date
I plan on doing the same but I need some friends to hang out with every weekend
Also nice pic OP pls post more
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>>83506521
I spent a couple of years regularly lifting and eating clean to get a slightly above average body, but it still wasn't enough to attract a mate, since I'm still a balding autist, and so I went back to being rotting. I'm pretty sure that was the best effort I could do and I'm not getting any younger, so I don't think I'll try again. Maybe I'll buy a wife at some point if I save enough or get lucky with an investment.
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losing 5 more kg to be at about 15% body fat
buying workout equipments and getting back to squatting to get a bigger ass
lasering all my body hair

those are my looks maxxing goals for the year
im kinda handsome but im too short to actually masculine maxx and be a chad so im twink/femboy maxxing and i dont have a lot of options desu
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>>83506521
That's the type of ass I need.
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Getting buff and tyrone maxxing so I can fuck PAWGs with my BBC.
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>>83507637
are you actually black though
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>>83506521
I already ascended and I didn't need to do shit other than get on Tinder and learn how to talk to girls. Looksmaxxing is an inefficient way to get girls, especially if you have no experience with them.
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>>83507643
No, he's an Indian who watches nigger penis videos
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>>83507643
I am. I posted my skin here too many times.
>>83507675
>no he's indian
I THANK GOD that I'm not Indian lmfaooo.
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>>83507685
how big is your bbc now
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>>83507705
6.5 I'm pretty sure. Noting too crazy. Dunno the girth
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>>83507757
are pawgs what you fap to the most?
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Easiest way to stop being a virgin is to deal with your autistic tendencies because you dont realize how much of an uncanny valley automaton you come off as to normalfags and how much it unnerves them.
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>>83506521
Damn this pic is from 2010. She's old now, don't Google her unless you're into grannies.
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>>83507805
If she still looks the same just a bit saggier and wrinkly I'd still destroy that ass.
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>>83507637
man that's gross and like women's tits, that thing's shape and firmness peaked like 10 years ago when you didn't have access to it lmao
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>>83506521
Well I goon to the point I can't breathe, walk or exercise from the exhaustion so I'll start there
Then by getting my heart health back by exericsing like a motherfucker.
If that won't give me the glow and testosterone I need to charm a girl, fuck it, I will just go back to drinking. No biggie
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>>83507777
Nice digits and yes most of the time its PAWGs or Ebony girls with big butts. It's all about the butts.
>>83507844
I know. Videos are a glorified form of a time capsule. I still jerk off to the old Mal videos when she was skinnier.
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>>83508063
based af. do you have a disc?
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>>83506521
Thats a good question,
Ive tried to ascend, put myself out there, talk to women. All I got was my friends screwing me over and ruining my life. Any attempt I make to better my life is met with vehement abuse from people who take joy in making it a living hell

Plus almost 99% of the time women will only go after certain archetypes
>drug dealers and thugs
>fratboys


Even as a normal dude youre kinda screwed.
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>>83508135
>99% of the time women will only go after certain archetypes
Cause they're shit. The trick is to aim for that remaining 1%. It's basically just gambling.
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i have some things i must do
but the conditions must be right for me to be able to engage in said things
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>>83506521
Phentermine + Buccal fat removal
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>>83508187
Even then theyll only want a regular dude to settle down after theyve been ran thru
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>>83508259
>after theyve been ran thru
Most of them, but think virgins still exist somewhere where the sun doesn't shine. There has to be or else my family line dies out with me. My brothers are older and even they aren't having any luck.
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>>83508135
>All I got was my friends screwing me over and ruining my life. Any attempt I make to better my life is met with vehement abuse from people who take joy in making it a living hell
Limit your contact with people like this as much as possible. Even if they're family, the same applies. If they see you trying to better yourself and are unable to, at the least, NOT try to keep you down, they don't want you to better yourself
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>>83508631
Is always
>oh just fuck hookers instead, you dont need a gf
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>>83506521
I want to bite on this ass
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>>83508075
Flattered. But I'm not gay, sorry.
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>>83506521
>what is your plan to ascend?
Don't have one. I simply persist
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>>83509376
Even if you try to ascend people will knock you down

Dont fly close to the sun, they say
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>>83507637
I like women with big asses but my dick is way too small to handle all of that. You need at least 7 inches for a whore with an ass the large.



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