To all anons browsing the board right now I have a question of utmost importance. See picrel
>>83507265Hi yes I would if you are a girl
>>83507305>if you are a girlNah I'm a dude. And I have zero feminine features
i sent this pic to my now-ex and he dumped me shortly aftersouhno, sorry. also im blocking the thread now because i dont wanna see this picture anymore.it hurts.
>>83507265sure i'll sit with anybody as long as they are happy with just sitting because i suck at talking
>>83507265No. Sitting on logs in the forest is a solitary activity.
>>83507356Sorry Nona. I hope it gets better soon.
>>83507265Nah, ill pick a different log since i like personal space, we can visit each others log from time to time tho
>>83507265No, I wouldnt. Id hop over to your log and light it on fire.
>>83507389>long as they are happy with just sittingThat's fine. You need an extra hat?>>83507539>we can visit each others log from time to time thoWell would you sit on my log just for a little while then? You can leave whenever you want.>>83507556>hop over to your log and light it on fireThat's awful rude, pardner. Why would you go and do a thing like that?
>>83507265The log is a bit of a stretch.I'd sit on your lap.
>>83507672FROG PENIS
>>83507672Well it'll be hard to do that what with me being a frog and all.I guess I could try and read a frog book to you.
>>83507265I would, but only if you mind silence. I'm not talkative and I appreciate sharing silence with others that can appreciate it too.
>>83507265yea. that would be sick and i love wearing hats
>>83507876HuTao anon? In MY thread? I would say what's up and ask how you are but I just replied to your thread>>83507867Silence is fine. Though I may ask how you're doing when you first sit down.
>>83507843>I guess I could try and read a frog book to you.I would love that.
>>83508083What kind of frog tale you want? Only one I know off the top of my head is the Princess and The Frog.Also uh, no homo.
I could smoke with a frog
>>83508125All I got is Swisher Sweets
>>83508111How about the two frogs?
>>83508294I don't know that one, actually. How's it go?
>If we were both toads in hats would you come sit on my logHell yeah brother
>>83508342WHOO LET'S GOOOOOO
>>83508394how cartoonish :}
>>83508342>>83508394Is that yoghurt?
>>83508414The vertical Looney Toons jump sends me
>>83508333>Once upon a time a group of frogs were hopping through a forest. >Suddenly two of them fell into a deep pit. >The other frogs gathered around the pit, looked at how deep it was and told the two down there to just quit, that there was no way they were getting out and that they're as good as dead. Discouraging them overall>Both of the frogs started jumping and trying very hard to get out. >One frog was listening to the discouraging shouts of the other frogs above. He succumbed to the pressure and stopped trying after some time. Eventually he ended up dying.>The other frog however was a little deaf. He was unable to hear the demotivating cries of other frogs so he kept jumping and jumping, giving everything he had to get out of the pit. Eventually he got out of the pit successfully.>When the other frogs saw that they asked him how did he get out. The frog said that he thought the others were cheering him on to get out so he just didn't give up.Moral of the story>Stay persistent no matter what happens. If you just keep on trying to reach your destination and you stay relentless in your pursuit, you will make it.
>>83508498Neat, I like that little story.
>>83508498This is retarded because if he couldn't hear what they were saying when he was in the pit with them, he wouldn't be able to hear them out of the pit
>>83508513>>83508524A scorpion wants to cross a river but cannot swim, so it asks a frog to carry it across. The frog hesitates, afraid that the scorpion might sting it, but the scorpion promises not to, pointing out that it would drown if it killed the frog in the middle of the river. The frog considers this argument sensible and agrees to transport the scorpion. Midway across the river, the scorpion stings the frog anyway, dooming them both. The dying frog asks the scorpion why it stung despite knowing the consequence, to which the scorpion replies: "I am sorry, but I couldn't help myself. It's my character."
Then the scorpion said, "lol. lmao."
>>83508524Like the story says >he was a little deaf. Meaning he couldn't hear them from the bottom of the pit. But when he finally got out and closer to them he could hear them well.
>>83508541Ah, the ol' Aesop tale. I forgot about that one
>>83508142You need to get on the new swisher sweet leaf wraps brah
