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what would you do if you had a huge dick?

do you feel bad that some men get to live this?
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>>83507917
be a porn star

yes it pisses me off
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>>83507917
Having a big dick isn't going to make me want to do hook ups or fix my autism
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>>83507917
>what would you do if you had a huge dick?
Nothing
>do you feel bad that some men get to live this?
I wish I was uncircumcised too but doctors will get tortured in hell for eternity so I'm at peace with it
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>>83507917
what do you mean 'if you had'? I do have one.
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>>83507917
i would probably have easy sex with size queens (all women are size queens). instead i will die a kissless virgin never knowing what sex or relationships feel like since fate and bad genetics gave me a thin 7"x5.25" dick which is below average by modern sex haver standards.
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>>83507917
>what would you do if you had a huge dick?
Post it online, make guys jelly and make girls admire it.
>do you feel bad that some men get to live this?
Yes being low tier in my mammal hierarchy sucks.
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>>83507917
>what would you do if you had a huge dick?
I would probably put my cock out in front of my friends as a joke, would send dick pics, would wear tight pants to show the bulge, would go buy xl condoms proudly, would hit on every women i wanted, would do porn. Basically would be happy
>do you feel bad that some men get to live this?
Yep, its impossible not to. How is it fair their lives are better because their some more centimeters down there.
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>>83507917
fuck
finally lose my virginity
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My 7x5.5 inch micropenis is so tiny compared to that one. I hate it, there's no way it could ever please a woman.
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>>83507959
does she have cum stains on her
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>>83507917
I would live my life with utmost confidence.
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>>83507917
Define huge. Realistically not in your mind.
>>83507944
Same fr fr only legit small or huge dudes are going to be in this thread, lmao
>>83507950
Shut up. That isn't how it works. 90% of it is just luck, logistics, vibes and interests actually lining up.
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>>83508031
>Shut up. That isn't how it works
all big dick havers are volcels if they aren't in a relationship or having casual sex. fact. big meaning 7"x5.5" minimum, but even that size is seen as boring and typical nowadays thanks to hookup culture and women getting used to sex with chads.
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>>83508031
>Same fr fr only legit small or huge dudes are going to be in this thread, lmao
What do you mean? My penis is mid sized.
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>>83507925
I have a huge dick, How do I become a pornstar?
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>>83508031
huge starts at 7"-8"x6". at that size you're likely to be the biggest a woman encounters 99% of the time and over the counter condoms won't fit. anything below that, that isn't the case.
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>>83508067
how would he know when he himself doesn't have a huge dick? how could he possibly tell you.
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it's actually not fair brovs
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>>83508065
mid is small nowadays. women would share and date one guy with a huge dick openly if it was socially acceptable. instead they just partake in soft chad harems where the dude is on speed dial when they're horny.
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>>83507917
Stuff my girlfriend with my 7/5x5 and keep fucking her until she cries and starts shaking.
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>>83508067
get in shape and start doing cam shows
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>>83507917
I'd prefer to get taller since that'll actually get you laid
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>>83508133
how would having something that makes sex significantly better for both parties not get you laid?
>b-but women can't see it
skill issue.
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i already have one and im a virgin so idc
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>>83508151
you're a volcel thobeit

cope
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>>83508096
It's crazy to me that you can have a talking phase with a foid whos doing that and for you to get pussy you need to give her princess treatment and hope for the best
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>>83508172
yes chads live in different realities and don't have to play by the same rules. either you drop out of a rigged game or cope.
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>>83507917
I guess give women orgasms from penetration more often. But that's a lot in the woman's fault as well, she needs to have the right mentality and biology to be able to orgasm from penetration, but big dicks do make it somewhat easier.
Like a woman who isn't built to cum from penetration alone will never cum from penetration alone no matter the dick size.

>do you feel bad
not really anymore since I've been with 10 women and over 50% of big dick guys will die virgins due to hypergamy (just look at all the ones complaining on r9k)
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>>83507917
I don't see any reason to feel bad because of others happiness, I never fell for that low IQ trope. I feel it's childish and not all that based to be like a kid, here you are all happy and okay, someone swings a candy in front of you that you can't have and you start crying like a little bitch, that's what porn is to some incels.
Chilling, life is good and whatnot
>witness sex
NOOOOO I WANT IT I WANT IT TOO, just like the kid with the candy except now it's a grown man, it's cringe and sad. Cry like that when you get tortured and die in some gore video or something for fucks sake not because 2 people are feeling good.
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>>83508196
>Like a woman who isn't built to cum from penetration alone will never cum from penetration alone no matter the dick size.
sounds like cope.
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>>83508207
When you finally encounter a sexually dysfunctional woman in your charismatic sexual escapades, you will realize I'm right
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>>83508212
i will die a virgin so i never have to worry about that. chad can worry.
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>>83508217
>chad can worry.
100% true since sexually dysfunctional women don't fuck for pleasure, they fuck for power. I mean every woman fucks for power, but the sexually dysfunctional women can't get any pleasure out of it so they use it purely to control men.

Chad can worry because if she puts on a good enough act even the best of men can get trapped in a sexless marriage then divorce raped after she's gotten everything she wants from you. Chad would probably be cheating the entire time she was being frigid, but still, it's not worth it. Sexually dysfuntional women should unironically be executed. terrible people.
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Forearm sized cocks existing is literally not fair.
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>>83508299
that one isn't even that big anon. the girth is pencil tier. the average robot is bigger than that. at least post dicks that are big overall with big girth and not just longer than average.
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>>83507917
Already have one. Does nothing for me and women dont like me bragging about it
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>>83508311
you must be so insecure.
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>>83508373
NTA but I'm average (6.4x4.5) and I come into these threads because I wish it was bigger. And I get good reviews in bed, too, every woman has come back for seconds. But I want it to be even BETTER. I want every woman to tell me they are the best they've ever had when that's only been the case once or twice.

Guys with small dicks wish they had big dicks
Guys with big dicks wish they had even bigger dicks.
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>>83508373
>average size dudes
anything below 7"x5.5" is small nowadays thoever.
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>>83508380
Seriously there is not a single women who wanted me for having a big dick alone
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>>83508388
duh. i'm 7"x5.25" and would get laughed out of the bedroom nowadays.
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>>83508373
>(non derogatory)
Thank you for clarifying
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>>83508196
The second part is unfortunately true, its so fucking over bros.
>>83508201
Be quiet trannoid, not even a woman would write a demoralisation post that pathetic. Yall cant help but refer to kids in everything you do, can you.
>>83508400
Ah yeah that's a good point. I'm in the same boat, dysmorphia is a total bitch. Definitely wan't to be larger even if there is zero rational reason after a certain point, but mental gymnastics only go so far.
>>83508409
Untrue thougheverbeit. Nobody ever seems to be providing proof of that statement other than uninformed or retarded and evil women yapping on socials because they just hate men and looove punching down on a group that's socially acceptable to mock.
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>>83507917
i wish i was getting plapped by that dick actually
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>>83507917
>what would you do if you had a huge dick?
>decent looking, attractive
>in decent shape, work out
>10.5" long, 8.5" girth when about to rocket off
>fully alone for 10 years
>almost every girl I've been with cheated
> sit alone and beat off.

That's what I'm doing.

No, you can't see, fags.
>but my 10k bounty
Yeah, right after I get the 5k from the guy who said he'd pay if you could prove the Earth is round.

For the record, size queens are fucking disgusting. they act like they deserve it.
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>>83508550
>Untrue thougheverbeit.
don't you have a 8"x6" dick and just post in these threads to stroke your own already massive ego? how would you know what's true and what's not when it comes to men smaller than you. you never have to worry.
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>>83508575
wow you really posted this again after confirming you're a larper by saying you'd never post proof huh. weird fetish you got.
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>>83507917
I would have illegal sex if I had a big dick.
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>>83508595
>topic comes up
>comment on it
>someone gets mad for you commenting
>gets mad for not showing your cock to another dude.

Try not to be faggy.
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>>83508614
I think it's because your numbers are quite literally considered outside of the realm of possibility. otherwise I would get on him for not making me confirm my average dick when I posted it earlier in the thread.

The largest functional penises ever recorded hover around 9ish, the largest functional girth ever recorded hovers around 6.5.

So even considering outliers your stats are quite literally statistically impossible and nobody will believe them
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>>83508614
>>83508721
if you want to do a much more believable but incredulous larp do 9 x 6.75 in the future, from one troll to another
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>>83508721
>I think it's because your numbers are quite literally considered outside of the realm of possibility
World's longest without just stretching foreskin is 14", I believe.

>The largest functional penises ever recorded hover around 9ish
Evidently not

>statistically impossible
-_-

>>83508745
I'm not going to come here and lie about it.

Thought about grabbing a pic I have and blacking out parts of it, but I don't need to prove anything.

Also, if I were lying, shouldn't I be saying I'm getting laid constantly?
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>>83508745
even 9"x7" is more believable since we have footage of a dick that is basically that. he claims to be bigger than this amateur guy who works with ruby onyx, fozzy, who's 8.5"x7" and it looks insane. he would be an eceleb overnight and the biggest dick posted online ever at that size if he simply started posting it on reddit anonymously or something.
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>>83508812
>I'm getting laid constantly

"Shit was so cash bro" isn't nearly as easy of a troll as "I literally have the world's biggest dick and nobody but me knows about it"


But I'm even stupider than the guys falling for the "7.5x5.25 micropenis" troll (he's in this thread). As a matter of fact I think you two might be the same person.
Sources: I fuck and you don't
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>>83507917
>what would you do if you had a huge dick?
Have one that's a bit on the larger side, 7 inches fully erect, doesn't matter, changes nothing, no one ever saw it, one ever wanted to see it, it doesn't give you the confidence, doesn't motivate you to do anything, why would that change if it were an inch bigger.
>Do you feel bad that some men get to live this?
Being industry pornstars, no, it's miserable they are using on various numbing drugs to stay hard as long as possible.
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>>83508812
there isn't proof of a dick online being a little bigger than 9", and there isn't any proof of a dick having bigger than 7" girth. i could claim i have a 12"x9" dick and it would hold as much weight as your claims.
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>>83508838
by that i mean the biggest length i've seen is a little over 9". dicks bigger than 9" length and 7" girth just don't exist basically. or they're never willing to post proof ever which is the same thing because if nobody but a small number of people or nobody sees it then it might as well not exist.
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>>83508834
>"7.5x5.25 micropenis" troll
5.25" girth is average and common girth, and average is seen as small nowadays. length is largely irrelevant past a point. how is the truth a troll?
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>>83508923
unless you're 7ft tall that looks like a big dick but absolutely nowhere remotely near what you're claiming. so you're just mentally ill or retarded. also don't post uwu anime shit when you're a fat ugly retard you cringelord.
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>>83509047
like i said. it is very clearly nowhere near as big as you're claiming because it looks significantly smaller than the ruby onyx guy who was measured as over 8" with 7" girth on camera. you're mentally ill. stop posting any time.
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>>83509064
>>83508946
>ask for evidence
>get it
"nuh uh."

If I had a measurting tape, you'd probably say photoshop.
Story as old as time.
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>>83508905
Lol you literally are the same guy. Kek that's great. Keep doing God's rage baiting

>>83509064
>>83508946
Repost it so I can laugh
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>>83509093
i got evidence that you're mentally ill and measuring wrong or addicted to larping about having a dick clearly far bigger than the one you have. it looks big, just be honest. maybe you've been lying for so long you bought into your own bullshit. fatty.
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>>83509115
i didn't save it, but he's clearly big. just absolutely nowhere remotely near what he claims. doesn't even look close to someone like halfhorsedre or ayumikichi's guy who are 8.5"x6.5".
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>>83509116
>Post image
>give reference of hand (3.5")
>clearly at least 3 hands
>"nu uh"

>>83509115
>Repost it so I can laugh
Oh, did I delete it before you could cum to it?
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>>83509155
why would anyone cum to pictures of an insecure and mentally ill fat ugly bastard.
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>>83507917
it might actually make me wanna be a man who fucks instead of a bottom faggot twink idk
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>>83509115
>Lol you literally are the same guy
i'm not, but it's not rage baiting to admit 5.25" girth is average and common and that girth matters a lot more.
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I'm mad that I fell for this guys shit and that guys will continue to for the next 10 years. we can only hope he is an alcoholic so he dies young
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>>83507917
i would have a huge dick. im glad for them, looks fun to wield like a weapon of woman taming.
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>>83509257
if you're talking about me i'm just repeating what i've read in regards to countless opinions over the years, that women don't find girths below 5.5" girth satisfying or desirable. also i haven't drank in a decade and am healthy.
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>>83509279
how many women have you been with, though?
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>>83509310
why would women have sex with me when i have a thin, undesirable 7"x5.25" pp. there's no shortage of way bigger guys out there willing to fuck.
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>>83509336
>there's no shortage of way bigger guys out there willing to fuck.
And women don't even want them.

The number that matters the most to many woman is net worth.
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>>83509379
most guys bigger than me have sex since they're big enough for size queens. i don't come close to meeting that standard.
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>>83509434
Nah. It's really more about social skill and money. Your cock can be huge or tiny. Some women want micropeen, believe it or not.

Cock size for them is an afterthought.
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>>83509478
>Some women want micropeen, believe it or not.
sounds like cope to me.
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>>83509484
>sounds like cope to me.
No. Something I heard from a coworker. Apparently. a zoomer thing. They want it "for the experience" Also, they may or may not find them cute.
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>>83508067
call the porn guys and tell them you want to be in a movie
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>>83509514
>call the porn guys and tell them you want to be in a movie
Unless you're bringing the girl, chances are they'll stick you in gay porn.
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A chorus of normalfags keeps saying sex is overrated, so does size even matter?
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>>83508400
>NTA but I'm average (6.4x4.5)

Pretty sure 4.5 girth is below average. Like legit the smallest size of durex condom.
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>>83509585
to women anything below 5.5" girth is below average nowadays to be fair. average to them is 7"x5.5".
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>>83509568
Does it matter in sex? Yes, but not close to the extent people here make you believe.

The only time a girl will really care about your cock size is if she's trying to hurt you during a breakup.
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>>83507917
autists aren't going to believe this but just because you have a huge dick, it doesn't make dating any easier, it's not socially accepted to post your dick to any woman that not already at least halfway to being your girlfriend.
You cannot open with your dick.
>yes you can, make a comment about it
do you hear yourself.
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>>83507917
I'd probably be an internet manwhore, seeing how I have every genetic asset other than painfully average dick. 6.7 to 6.9 curved inches with painfully mediocre girth, might aswell say i have a 5 incher the way it looks compared to my 6'3 frame and XL hands. I was pretty damn prude as a 16-17yo, but I got lost along the way and posting myself and my cock on public domain seems more and more attractive. Didn't do it yet, i've limited myself to private discord chats and shit but the idea of fishing for compliments on reddit or something sounds pretty fun.
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>>83509605
>average to them is 7"x5.5"
That's probably the average size of the guys who get sex regularly and have FWB and situationships with foids.

I legit have a theory that only big dick men are slaying all the foids on dating apps and having soft harems, while small dick men rot as incels. I can't prove my theory but I think I'm right.
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>>83508067
Unless you know someone who can hook you up, the usual steps are:
>Get fit (optional but probably makes things easier)
>Learn some light film making shit like angles, lighting and other lil' tricks
>Get funds for cameras, lighting and girls
>Find some escorts okay with filming
>Set some paid sites and a twitter account for publicity ( you will be in red during this time though)
>If people like your shit, more popular sluts and starlets may want to work with you
There is ton of guys of who have done this, but truth be told, a lot of them are former male stars who have experience and contacts so take all of this with a grain of salt.
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>>83509824
>Didn't do it yet, i've limited myself to private discord chats and shit but the idea of fishing for compliments on reddit or something sounds pretty fun.
Used to show my cock a decent amount back in the MSN Messenger days. Don't do it. It's empty and you just get hit on by homos. It's an empty experience.


Worst case scenario, someone looking us underage and they track you don and send you to prison (has happened to people before).

Bad for you mentally, spiritually, and possibly for your freedom.
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>>83508400
this, desire has no end
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>>83508311
Shut up you LARPing moron
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>>83510162
>Bad for you mentally, spiritually, and possibly for your freedom.
Painfully aware of that based on previous other similar experiences. But unless I get my fill and get hit by consequences I'm never gonna learn. Same thing with my destructive incest fetish. Had some vaguely sexual thing going on with my mother few years back that she seems to have put behind and got over for the sake of her sanity and family but some nights i get so retardedly horny i get the urge to just text her everything and kill or be killed
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>>83507917
I have a pretty big dick for an Asian. Thoughts?
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>>83510230
>Had some vaguely sexual thing going on with my mother few years
I assume you're the oldest son and your dad wasn't around? It's pretty common.

>But unless I get my fill and get hit by consequences I'm never gonna learn.

Maybe yo ucan get it in a better way. More so, understanding what you're really looking for is a connection and teh feeling of appreciation- which this won't give you.
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If I say it doesn't matter and it doesn't make a difference, anons will rightfully dog on me.

So yes I'll admit it feels REALLY good knowing that despite anything, you have a big dick at the end of the day

There's plenty of size queens. Most women prefer big. But I'm TOO big for most.

Seriously makes things awkward with like 90% of the girls

on the good side, it makes me pretty confident underneath everything
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>>83510358
>I assume you're the oldest son
Yes
>dad wasn't around?
That's the tragic part, he was and we did stuff in spite of that. I'd feel less guilty about it if we were just two loners enjoying each other's company. Would've probably had sex if she was single.
>it's pretty common
Not at all, not to the degree we went. Mother-son incest with mutual attraction is hella rare, siblings and even dads and daughters are way more prevalent. Way more compatible dynamics.
>connection and teh feeling of appreciation
I don't know, I have a loving gf and she hardly scratches any itches, spiritual or sexual. I'm either not in love with her or i'm a psycho that'd feel similarily even with someone more attractive and charismatic.
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>>83510358
Why'd you guess im the oldest son i'm curious
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>>83507917
I have a big dick. It did not make my life easier.
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>>83508067
It's way too impossible. Why you think we keep seeing only like 5 dudes in every single video?
johnny sins
danny d
keiran lee
Jordi
Markus dupree
That's about it. There's barely any male porn actors it's not a walk in the park.
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>>83510473
>Why'd you guess im the oldest son i'm curious
It's common for mothers to place the role of "man of the house" onto the eldest son if the dad is lacking/absent. It's kind of a natural order thing, but it gets corrupted into an attraction by the mother.

You see this a lot in black homes, which is probably why you hear "little man" so much.
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>>83510511
For how absent black fathers are, momcest seems to be way more popular with whites and jeets especially
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>>83510552
>way more popular with whites
With white men or white women?

With blacks, it may be more of a dirty secret. With white men and indians, it may be more fantasy.
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>>83510501
these men are all ugly as sin and i would not have sex with any of them no matter how much anyone pays me
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>>83510602
>With white men or white women?
Men obviously. It's a way more convenient and attractive desire from the POV of a son. Females are also gatekeepers of sex, men rarely reject a sexual advance from a woman, be it a coworker or your own mom. It would be an incest epidemic if amounts of degen moms and sons swapped places. Moms also need to put a lot more on the stake and have a lot more blockades so they usually never consider it. Sucking dick of a person you raised and whose ass you wiped doesn't really fall into a usual dynamic women find attractive (older, dominant, mature, provider etc). It's why I actually couldn't believe my mother was letting me get away with a lot of stuff and why I ultimately misread her intentions possibly.
>With blacks, it may be more of a dirty secret. With white men and indians, it may be more fantasy.
Thought about this too. Sounds plausible. If you're already doing it i'd imagine you have less reason to scour the internet and discuss on obscure forums.
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>>83507917
holy shit she gonna die
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>>83507917
being hung is the best thing inlife
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I wouldn't hate my self thats for sure.
No hate towards big dick havers and big dick enjoyers. It was all a dice roll from the start :/
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>>83509585
>Pretty sure 4.5 girth is below average.
and I'm pretty sure 6.4 length is well above average. Figure it out, fucktard.
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>>83507917
I would do private porn and fuck as many women as possible, 3 a day at least. Incel and jeets would fund my lavish lifestyle. I would fuck all the women around the world and dunk on native incels.
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>>83507917
My dick is 7.5 x 6 inches and it has never felt anything but my hand.



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