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mega melty edish
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Just want eva6 back tbqh ngl
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>>83508165
>mega melty
lel
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>>83508165
> a great American tradition
shit thread
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Blad defeated
Crossy defeated
Shippy defeated
Ebin defeated
Chika defeated
HHL defeated
SSM defeated
2025
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>>83508174
hes gone blad. you had your chance
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Ruth defeated
Yanklass defeated
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>>83508181
i don't even get toasting marshmallows, they look as if they just caramelise then burn.

OUR camping tradition is that thing with a Fudge and a banana (iykyk)
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>>83508184
Truly the year of the twolls. Let's see what 2026 has in store.
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just be nice, and ignore the trolls.

or be nice to them, what are they going to do, get stuck in a loop? two can play at that game.
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twolls took him away. it not right
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just plucked a hair out of my nose that was so long im fairly certain it was a world record, was probably growing directly out of my brain
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Can't stop sneezing me x
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>>83508232
>just plucked a hair out of my nose
Proof?
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it's like when the Samaritans had a dedicated sex line.

all these blokes rang up, "heheheh you filthy slut i'm wanking you can't stop me", and all these women just answered matter-of-factly and, post-coom, it turns out yeah, these men were actually depressed and lonely.

this is the life of a troll. it is our DUTY to see them through to climax.
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>>83508232
Do you think it is a hair from your head that grew downwards?
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wonder if that lad has put his twirl wrapper on ebay yet
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last thread was heartmind

now it's nosemind

wonder what's next
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>>83508251
Just had a look and couldn't see it.
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>>83508247
I remember phoning the Samaritans when I was drunk and suicidal and they didn't answer lmao
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yeah only Twirl wrapper on eBay atm is this multipack one. 1.17 at the moment, 23 hours left.
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>>83508283
Get yours on for 23p.
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Necking that wizza now nd watching some South Park x
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anyone else remember when the Chicago Town mega meaty pizzas were misspelled as 'mega metay'?

for me it was biggest discovery since the whole 'pease'/'peas' thing.
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>>83508283
That's got to be the least inviting prize ever.
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>>83508323
maybe that's why they're selling the wrapper, under the provision that if you win, you give the cash to them.
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I remember mega lolz
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>>83508303
Is this really your Steve?
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>>83508366
wasn't a very nice person tbqh.
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>>83508384
Very handsome though you cannot deny that.
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>>83508383

Get bored of twolling Blad?
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>>83508248
>Do you think it is a hair from your head that grew downwards?
fucking hell lad i didnt even consider this, it must have been, theres no other explanation
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>[dolly] defeated
>wonder if twirl lad sold the twirl wrapper on ebay xDDDD imagine he did xD
>bet he did the madman XDDDD
> the whole 'pease'/'peas' thing.
>mega lolz
Whacky Whacky Whacky man
Whacky man Whacky man
Whacky Whacky Whacky man
Whacky man Whacky man
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Going to stop posting about Ruth going into the new year I think. I don't feel good about it afterwards, either way I think any comedic value these posts may have had expired years ago.
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>attractive men can literally just walk down the street and get bummed then theres lads like me and ruthmong who will die virgins
xD
>it just not rite
xD
>Going to stop posting about Ruth going into the new year I think. I don't feel good about it afterwards, either way I think any comedic value these posts may have had expired years ago.
xD
Whacky Whacky Whacky man
Whacky man Whacky man
Whacky Whacky Whacky man
Whacky man Whacky man
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>>83508318
pease is good, I feel like that's how King Henry the VIII would have spelt it
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why didn't sunderland win? are they shit or something?
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>>83508303
you lost I won spastic la
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>>83508283
LOL THE NUTTER ACTUALLY WENT AND CHECKED THATS SO /b/RITFEEL XD
WHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MAN
WHACKY MAN WHACKY MAN
WHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MAN
WHACKY WHACKY MAN
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>>83508456
I think it's the same with puberty, it takes years for them to work through the body and pop out where they're meant to.
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>hear a loud bang and then rumble about 10 minutes ago
>now hearing fighter jets passing overhead

Scary x
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Kekomaniac xD
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HHL launched the missiles
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You all lost x
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>>83508807
Omg lad is it the ww3 HAPPENING???? I would be glad LOL Im based schizo I love happeninga lol
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It all hhl fault ww3 started! xD
WHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MAN
WHACKY MAN WHACKY MAN
WHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MAN
WHACKY WHACKY MAN
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We won. Deal with it, ya pooftah, /britfeel/ lives on, and will never die, kek.
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You're gambling with World War 3
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HHL lives in Ashbrooke you casuals.
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>>83508873
Nope, it's with william hill.
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i wish i wasnt so dull
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>>83508937
Lad you're just posting in a thread with the most unhinged whacky madmen in the entire country we are all boring compared to the whacky men
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>>83508957
yeah, real card isnt he?
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/b/ritfeel is where the lunatics run the asylum de lad we're all based schizo whacky trollmen here
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Histrionic lad is having a proper melty today. What's up with the little lad?
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*informs the lads that the thread toilet his been skibbideed and is no longer in use* please use nappies from the stockpile or please piss on a nearby apu (they are very absorbent)
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>>83508931
>HHL lives in Ashbrooke
Proof?
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>>83508977
90% sure it's Ebin.
He used to do the same thing back in the day. Random posts would rile him up and he would spam the thread with fedora pictures for hours.
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This time next year I'll be a millionaire
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>>83509057
Oh who could it be whacky man this will give you plenty of whacky content for the next 200 posts maybe it hhl xD
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>>83509071
>This time next year I'll be a millionaire
How?
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This time next year I'll be eating a girl's arse x
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little cunt needs to get back to karate kicking cars and pouring water on computers
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>>83509097
Arse flavour ain't all that tbf
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>>83509114
Tastes/smells like shit i reckon
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>>83509057
He was quite histrionic, yes. But it could be another faggot.
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>>83509097
Pussy first then arse mate.
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>>83509097
Wops' arse?
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Wooooooo brifeel lads!!!
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hope you lot are happy, my brother lost and you all won. the twolls won. josh won. rotherlid won. you all won.

he's been sectioned this afternoon. anyone using his trip is compromised.
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>>83509050
The Croft Centre, it's one of their flats (bungalow type one with the yard outside).
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>>83509164
Steve won
Sean lost
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>needing to declare yourself a winner of your own fictional war
Glad you did histrionic fella, as nobody had noticed.
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>>83509206
serious stuff this now fuck off. worried about him. you've pushed him over the edge.
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Lads I can't stop singing the /b/ritfeel Whacky song and doing the whacky dance anyone else?
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is HelperLad's Brother the same gimmickist, or a new one?

>>83509218
>19:51:06
>>83509219
>19:51:06

looks like we've got dual core gimmickry going on....OR this is really HHL's brother woah
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>>83509200
That's nowhere near a lake though
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>>83509229
Both are low effort, I do believe it to be the same poster, having a strop still.
He always gets like this near bedtime, all excited and hot and bothered.
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https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-53224455
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>>83509242
not sure what you are talking about but you've literally pushed him to breaking point and you should all hang your heads in shame. he's absolutely wrecked through his room and its like a bomb has been set off. im distraught right now. hope you're all happy.
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>>83509246
The Croft Center in The Cedars, Ashbrooke, not this one.
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Really want to start crossdressing again. Fuck.
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Should have dunked hisself in that lake.
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HelperLads Brother what happened to Old Skool? did it get shut down?
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Wonder if Chika went to Old Skool
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>>83509288
He did, the lake spat him out; hwauck tuah style.
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>>83509328
feels like some mad high-energy 90s film where we all have separate storylines, but we've all crossed paths in different ways.
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It sugary cloudy piss time of year again
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Garn care home
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Just had a soul crushing wank. The degrading shit I wank to sometimes
Not gonna wank for a while now. Fresh start x
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>>83509354
Homemade special brew?
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>>83509344
KEK sooo true lad its like a film we are too special and unique it must be a film we are the whacky men we come from down the way and we can play What can you play we play the /b/ritfeel
WHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MAN
WHACKY MAN WHACKY MAN
WHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MAN
WHACKY WHACKY MAN
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>>83509357
looks quite comfy
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>>83509372
yeah like Lock Stock mixed with Run Lola Run or something like that.
we have a /britfeel/ number like a Kevin Bacon number.
and bacon is one of the wackiest things of all.
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Remember a bant thread is up to avoid the spam mongs. Post IDs are like mosquito repellent to spammers.

https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/23811468#bottom

https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/23811468#bottom
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>>83509394
i'm having no trouble discerning who the spammer is.
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>>83509372
Can't believe there's some little lad somewhere typing these out and posting them and everything and he's foaming at the mouth kek
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>>83509394
>4 hours between posts
yeah shan't be going there
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>>83509394
No thanks lad not whacky mental enough for me and the whacky gang
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>>83508931

which lake did he go to?
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>>83509411
>r9k shitfeel 98 posts in 2 and a half hours
>half of which are the whacky song



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