mega melty edish
Just want eva6 back tbqh ngl
>>83508165>mega meltylel
>>83508165> a great American tradition shit thread
Blad defeatedCrossy defeatedShippy defeatedEbin defeatedChika defeatedHHL defeatedSSM defeated2025
>>83508174hes gone blad. you had your chance
Ruth defeatedYanklass defeated
>>83508181i don't even get toasting marshmallows, they look as if they just caramelise then burn.OUR camping tradition is that thing with a Fudge and a banana (iykyk)
>>83508184Truly the year of the twolls. Let's see what 2026 has in store.
just be nice, and ignore the trolls.or be nice to them, what are they going to do, get stuck in a loop? two can play at that game.
twolls took him away. it not right
just plucked a hair out of my nose that was so long im fairly certain it was a world record, was probably growing directly out of my brain
Can't stop sneezing me x
>>83508232>just plucked a hair out of my noseProof?
it's like when the Samaritans had a dedicated sex line.all these blokes rang up, "heheheh you filthy slut i'm wanking you can't stop me", and all these women just answered matter-of-factly and, post-coom, it turns out yeah, these men were actually depressed and lonely.this is the life of a troll. it is our DUTY to see them through to climax.
>>83508232Do you think it is a hair from your head that grew downwards?
wonder if that lad has put his twirl wrapper on ebay yet
last thread was heartmindnow it's nosemindwonder what's next
>>83508251Just had a look and couldn't see it.
>>83508247I remember phoning the Samaritans when I was drunk and suicidal and they didn't answer lmao
yeah only Twirl wrapper on eBay atm is this multipack one. 1.17 at the moment, 23 hours left.
>>83508283Get yours on for 23p.
Necking that wizza now nd watching some South Park x
anyone else remember when the Chicago Town mega meaty pizzas were misspelled as 'mega metay'?for me it was biggest discovery since the whole 'pease'/'peas' thing.
>>83508283That's got to be the least inviting prize ever.
>>83508323maybe that's why they're selling the wrapper, under the provision that if you win, you give the cash to them.
I remember mega lolz
>>83508303Is this really your Steve?
>>83508366wasn't a very nice person tbqh.
>>83508384Very handsome though you cannot deny that.
>>83508383Get bored of twolling Blad?
>>83508248>Do you think it is a hair from your head that grew downwards?fucking hell lad i didnt even consider this, it must have been, theres no other explanation
>[dolly] defeated>wonder if twirl lad sold the twirl wrapper on ebay xDDDD imagine he did xD>bet he did the madman XDDDD> the whole 'pease'/'peas' thing.>mega lolzWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky man
Going to stop posting about Ruth going into the new year I think. I don't feel good about it afterwards, either way I think any comedic value these posts may have had expired years ago.
>attractive men can literally just walk down the street and get bummed then theres lads like me and ruthmong who will die virginsxD>it just not ritexD>Going to stop posting about Ruth going into the new year I think. I don't feel good about it afterwards, either way I think any comedic value these posts may have had expired years ago.xDWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky man
>>83508318pease is good, I feel like that's how King Henry the VIII would have spelt it
why didn't sunderland win? are they shit or something?
>>83508303you lost I won spastic la
>>83508283LOL THE NUTTER ACTUALLY WENT AND CHECKED THATS SO /b/RITFEEL XDWHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MANWHACKY MAN WHACKY MANWHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MANWHACKY WHACKY MAN
>>83508456I think it's the same with puberty, it takes years for them to work through the body and pop out where they're meant to.
>hear a loud bang and then rumble about 10 minutes ago>now hearing fighter jets passing overheadScary x
Kekomaniac xD
HHL launched the missiles
You all lost x
>>83508807Omg lad is it the ww3 HAPPENING???? I would be glad LOL Im based schizo I love happeninga lol
It all hhl fault ww3 started! xDWHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MANWHACKY MAN WHACKY MANWHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MANWHACKY WHACKY MAN
We won. Deal with it, ya pooftah, /britfeel/ lives on, and will never die, kek.
You're gambling with World War 3
HHL lives in Ashbrooke you casuals.
>>83508873Nope, it's with william hill.
i wish i wasnt so dull
>>83508937Lad you're just posting in a thread with the most unhinged whacky madmen in the entire country we are all boring compared to the whacky men
>>83508957yeah, real card isnt he?
/b/ritfeel is where the lunatics run the asylum de lad we're all based schizo whacky trollmen here
Histrionic lad is having a proper melty today. What's up with the little lad?
*informs the lads that the thread toilet his been skibbideed and is no longer in use* please use nappies from the stockpile or please piss on a nearby apu (they are very absorbent)
>>83508931>HHL lives in AshbrookeProof?
>>8350897790% sure it's Ebin.He used to do the same thing back in the day. Random posts would rile him up and he would spam the thread with fedora pictures for hours.
This time next year I'll be a millionaire
>>83509057Oh who could it be whacky man this will give you plenty of whacky content for the next 200 posts maybe it hhl xD
>>83509071>This time next year I'll be a millionaireHow?
This time next year I'll be eating a girl's arse x
little cunt needs to get back to karate kicking cars and pouring water on computers
>>83509097Arse flavour ain't all that tbf
>>83509114Tastes/smells like shit i reckon
>>83509057He was quite histrionic, yes. But it could be another faggot.
>>83509097Pussy first then arse mate.
>>83509097Wops' arse?
Wooooooo brifeel lads!!!
hope you lot are happy, my brother lost and you all won. the twolls won. josh won. rotherlid won. you all won. he's been sectioned this afternoon. anyone using his trip is compromised.
>>83509050The Croft Centre, it's one of their flats (bungalow type one with the yard outside).
>>83509164Steve wonSean lost
>needing to declare yourself a winner of your own fictional warGlad you did histrionic fella, as nobody had noticed.
>>83509206serious stuff this now fuck off. worried about him. you've pushed him over the edge.
Lads I can't stop singing the /b/ritfeel Whacky song and doing the whacky dance anyone else?
is HelperLad's Brother the same gimmickist, or a new one?>>83509218>19:51:06>>83509219>19:51:06looks like we've got dual core gimmickry going on....OR this is really HHL's brother woah
>>83509200That's nowhere near a lake though
>>83509229Both are low effort, I do believe it to be the same poster, having a strop still.He always gets like this near bedtime, all excited and hot and bothered.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-tyne-53224455
>>83509242not sure what you are talking about but you've literally pushed him to breaking point and you should all hang your heads in shame. he's absolutely wrecked through his room and its like a bomb has been set off. im distraught right now. hope you're all happy.
>>83509246The Croft Center in The Cedars, Ashbrooke, not this one.
Really want to start crossdressing again. Fuck.
Should have dunked hisself in that lake.
HelperLads Brother what happened to Old Skool? did it get shut down?
Wonder if Chika went to Old Skool
>>83509288He did, the lake spat him out; hwauck tuah style.
>>83509328feels like some mad high-energy 90s film where we all have separate storylines, but we've all crossed paths in different ways.
It sugary cloudy piss time of year again
Garn care home
Just had a soul crushing wank. The degrading shit I wank to sometimesNot gonna wank for a while now. Fresh start x
>>83509354Homemade special brew?
>>83509344KEK sooo true lad its like a film we are too special and unique it must be a film we are the whacky men we come from down the way and we can play What can you play we play the /b/ritfeel WHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MANWHACKY MAN WHACKY MANWHACKY WHACKY WHACKY MANWHACKY WHACKY MAN
>>83509357looks quite comfy
>>83509372yeah like Lock Stock mixed with Run Lola Run or something like that.we have a /britfeel/ number like a Kevin Bacon number.and bacon is one of the wackiest things of all.
Remember a bant thread is up to avoid the spam mongs. Post IDs are like mosquito repellent to spammers. https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/23811468#bottomhttps://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/23811468#bottom
>>83509394i'm having no trouble discerning who the spammer is.
>>83509372Can't believe there's some little lad somewhere typing these out and posting them and everything and he's foaming at the mouth kek
>>83509394>4 hours between postsyeah shan't be going there
>>83509394No thanks lad not whacky mental enough for me and the whacky gang
>>83508931which lake did he go to?
>>83509411>r9k shitfeel 98 posts in 2 and a half hours>half of which are the whacky song
Just found out someone i used to sext / cam with years ago was caught in a nonce sting this year :|
Ketmong gets very upset when people leave the whacky hut it has to be on r9k the board for serious oldfags
>>83509412It's you isn't it Turkmong.
throwing away full bottles of milk because the foil didn't rip off fully
>[thing personality did 100 years ago]KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
escortlad hereshould I go for a New Year's Eve shag?
>>83509442but i was there last time. i described it as like a nice holiday. spent a lot of the time DISCUSSING the good old days with Lollers.anyway /r9k/ is still one of the newer boards. i'm still learning the ropes myself.
>>83509454speaking of sticking your thumb straight into the foil, i just did that to open an egg.fuck it. shell gets in? who cares. all gets mixed.
>>83509475>sharty imageskek it really is Ebin
Ebin restart your blog please
>>83509489Wait to see if there's any sales on New Years Day.
https://espa.org.uk/location/7-the-cedars/tick tock spastic
>>83509366Pies and crisps mostlyBody not used to beige foodingtonsPut on a few kg and it grimPlus probably have diabetes tooYay
>>83509497Spent it performing your oldfag lecture routine as if you're the one lad here who had the internet in 2009 because you as a grizzled oldfag can only use the oldfag board r9k lol
>>83509539it's trickyone woman I like may be available on New Year's Daybut the one I have my eye on doesn't always work
Watching telly with mumberg and noticing all the non white people on the adverts. Also is everyone in telly queer or woke these days. Absolutely dead media quite honestly.
>I know a thing or two about the chonz
>>83509575why didn't you just go bowling lad?
>>83509575i used to go on the text boards.and no, not just /prog/.
Watching holiday ads and imagining taking the wife for a good old fondle while the husband and kids are elsewhere.
Me and Ebin going halves on a prostitute for new years eve
>>83509599I'd get the bottom half, double the holes innit.
Eaten posh mince pies in a Prem Inn in Glastonbury. Here for two more days then off to Andover.
You don't get it lad there's 4 letters now like prog. That isn't allowed why did m00tykins allow this. I cant breathe save me mootyman. Did I mention there's 4 letters in my rehearsed diatribe. Okay next thing the archives. Yes I'm pretty oldfag I remember no archives. It was better now it's been shit for nearly 15 years at least I've got r9k not these shit tier new boards with 4 letters you wouldn't get it
>>83508165Sex w noel or liam? I choose noel>>83508165
>>83509583>chonzactually, it's 'chan'. a lot of people will tell you it comes from 2channel, but that's not true. it comes from Futaba Channel, which some people CALL '2chan' because of its domain name.mind you, 2channel's world2ch was English-language so that predates world4ch (precursor to 4chan) as the first English-language Japanese-style BBS!
>>83509373This is where Sean and Steve get pissed. Looks amazing x
>>83509613Oh aye sounds lush mate, for me? It's costcos mince pies with the sponge in the middle.
Sorry lollers lad I'm a pretty elite oldfag poster so it's r9k only for me can't do these new boards with 4 letters too new for me
>>83509565That's nowhere near a lake and why would be play for the farringdon disability footie team when he lives that far away.
>>83509616now you're getting it. /film/ on /tv/? some of us remember /film/ proper!mind you, there was /html5new/. but i think it's fair not to count that one.do you remember the first CAPTCHA, histrionics-san?
https://youtu.be/YM8qx-HdY5c
>>83509659>/prog/corr remember are terry posting on there
Oh dear he's on one
>>83509666so he did, going on about Losethos and Jesus and that.people did actually try to get it working, he just had a go at them and spammed bible quotes. (potential gimmick idea there, histrioniclad)
>>83509659Now after all that the hill for you to die on is r9k so, you were always a tourist
Garn stick this classic on
>>83509654fuck up, you're on damage control.tick tocktick tock
>>83509689yeah /r9k/ sucks a bit. but i like the algorithm (in theory, at least) so that's why i am voting AGAINST the move.
Random cirno attached so you know I'm whacky oldfag xD
It's officially over for HHL
Now Rotheranon knows where HHL lives it's over for Sean, shippy might come and visit too. >Hello does Sean Allen live here? I'd like to visit him please>Yes he does, who is this? >Im his cousin >Ok, room 27 on the 2nd >Thats great, thanks
What a catastrophic end to the year for all the personalities
>>83509742>What a catastrophic end to the year for all the personalitiesProof?
He won't be able to move out as well because it's hard to get a place in one of these Spacker homes.
>>83509737KEK imagine that conversation really happened lol xD oh oh oh then *buzz* who is it it me shippy bean head special delivery for Sean xD head like a bean HOWL XD
rotheranon wants to bother anon's bumhole
>bases his entire personality on sharty memes>best friend is a trannywhat did he mean by this?
>>83509719i have 1CC'd Imperishable Night. i think i've EARNED my status.
*buzz* hello it me I'm here from Rotherham oh hello is it the tradesman yes well you could say I have a special set of skills lol (Liam neeson LOL)
Shippy raping his way around the UK in his rusty white van
>>83509802>Shippy raping his way around the UK in his rusty white vanscreaming
Has never had a job but used a website 17 years ago
All fun and games here at britfeel, anything said here is all sarcasm and not to be taken seriously.
>>83509709Further proof that it's Archers Court: HHL talked about a lady called June and a woman called June actually lives there. So a June and a Steve live there. It's right next to the lake he posted a picture of and it's in Farringdon, where he plays footie. https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78187910/#78189400
ha ha ha helper finally lost it, its over.
My Apu transcended without me and left me on this plane of existence. Spent years collecting crystals, aligning our chakras, visiting shamans and yogis only for the little fucker to hide the secret to escaping this prison. We were sungazing earlier today when the lid said he'd found a way to escape the Demiurge, a third eye opened on his head and he turned into a bolt of energy and disappeared. In fucking tears.The little rat frogger left my soul here to be tortured whilst that fucker is likely in the Wizza Dimension right now stuffing his little face.My aura is in shambles.
>>83509833I thought it was you lot taking the piss, he actually lives in a care home doesn't he?
>>83509833So it's a an actual care home kek Assisted living btw
>>83509833its irrelevant really, isn't it?he fucked up and he gave it away.tick tocktick tock
>>835096271.50GBP on offer so very reasonable
anyone else here into crossdressing? might get some QoS temporary tattoos this time
>>83509842>>83509833samefagprobably helperhe lostyou lostyou're going to be getting a visit very very soon
>>83509833he lives in supported accommodation, not a care home for the elderly. he has a shared house with Steve, with a communal kitchen and communal garden.that wouldn't match his garden at all >>83509373
>>83509873Not for me but you go nuts lad, whatever you need for your little kink
Do you put your whacky deeds on your CV?
>>83509873No mate, might be for you but it's certainly not for me.
Bumsesh in a red dress.
whooohahahhahahahahahahahahahdone himfound himhahahahahowoahahahah
>Bullying and doxing an autistic who lives in a care homeNasty desu
>>83509870>he fucked up and he gave it away.when?
>>83509935Sad lad wants others to be as miserable as him.
>>83509784>>83509771>>83509737looks like I missed a bit :)
>>83509923Post the video. You won't.
>>83509923Bloke in the video doesn't look anything like HHL.
>>83510001post video lid x
Helper has won again.
>>83510030how, he's been doxed, if one location isn't right then the other is. he's fucked himself, and rightly so. hopefully britfeel can go back to being... britfeel. mong.
>Sean landing on his back on the trampoline is considered an achievement for himLOL
>>83510047Hasn't he been here for 5+ years now?
Mental to think 2025 is over in less than a few days. It the end of an era.
>>83510001sean isn't in the vid. read the post and rewatch the vid. You're as retarded as he is ffs.
In 2026.We'll still all be Charlie Kirk x
SSM isn't coming back in 2026. Twolls pushed away their biggest lolcow. Fail x
>>83510080Shite gimmick lad, pack it in.
>>83510113who had best gimmick in the WWF?
Douglas Murray is a massive bender
>>83509923Surely there's no chance someone "young" is staying in a home with folks in their 90s at end of life care?
>>83510079Are you retarded you fucking mong he is in the third video in the post, also there is another post and it's clearly not him there too. Mong.
>>83510113l like it
>>83510136Obviously not. The home this mong is going on about is for literal 100 year old coffin dodgers.
>>83510149thats archers courtthat post isn't archers courtyou are on damage controlhelper lostits over
>>83510028www.instagram.com/p/Cyn0cZgNH-m
>>83510166The Flying Spastics
>>83510165If you had anything substantial you would have posted it by now
>>83510140two of the videos are identical for me (different URLs, both the 00:09 one).the other one shows the OTHER guy from the first one landing on his front, instructed by a woman.so that literally leaves out 'Sean' landing on his back.
>>83510186You're fucking retarded, see >>83510166
>>83510197i was on their Facebook not their Instagram, and they DID duplicate the video.but this one, yeah, that's not our Helper.
helper lost massively today, no coming back from this
Imagine being this obsessed over a 4chan shitposter. Pathetic.
Yeah that's not helper. Show vid of helper or it shall be known from this day forth that you have done yourself.
>>83510231You repeating this doesn't make it true tbqh
>>83510242You're speaking to a histrionic child, anon. You won't get any sense out of it.
>>83510231>no coming back from thiscan't see a way back myself. Even if you did post the wrong place, the other place must be correct.>>83510253sure it isn't helper doing it just for drama? wouldn't be out of the question.proper been off the rails today.
