Moids are uncontrollable horndogs
>>83508894I'd be fucking this bitch before the movie even started
>>83508894She looks like a bimbo but like a really top tier bimbo, not your average bimbo.
>>83508894>*locks lips forcefully with you*Sorry, you were saying?
>>83508894i wish i had this problem oh noo a man is sexually attracted to me oh the horror
>>83508925why would you want a man to be attracted to you
>>83508894chicks like aaaaa i cant control my pussy im ovulatingnigga DONT speak to me about not controlling urges every men want to fuck every woman who isnt related to them every second of every damn day i genuinely think ovulating is just women experiencing what men feel since if women were rhat horny all the time they would do ANYTHING to hit but they only care about rhetoric because thats how they CHOOSE to fuck chad and keep beta on the leash when she cant or doesnt feel like pulling chad
>>83508925Can I lick you out tho?
>>83508894Wait are you saying people actually watch shitty movies? I thought it was background noise to screw around to
>>83508944because im not lesbean
>>83508955nah dry kisses only
>>83508894>I keep encountering bad menSkill issue
>>83508962OK, I'm making my penis hard while thinking of you. How are you going to deal with your newfound problem?
>>83508960This. Guy or girl, if someone invites you over to "watch a movie" and it's just the two of you, there's a 99% chance it's just a pretense for wanting to fuck
>>83508975if you are fat and or brown we will have to cut this short
>>83508964That's fine. I'm in negotiations about licking out another w*man as we speak
>>83508989I am skinny and white but if you're picky then you better not be fat and look cute.
A lot of the bait I see on r9k now is almost satire, it makes the women look equally retarded. Everyone is retarded and needs to be gassed, how about that?
>>83509002Billions dying includes men as well.
>>83509002How is it satire? Woman are simply not horny like men and on average have 100x less sex drives
>>83509001im just a figment of your imagination ill be whatever you want to imagine me to be
>>83509028Cool then put on a skirt, thigh highs and eyeliner so I can break into your room and creampie you.
>>83509041but why do you want me to be a tranny anon
>>83509020source: my big dumb fucking stupid asshole.>>83509013yes, I said the word everyone, maybe you're a fucking retard and can't read, so um, yes, everyone means men too, fucking dumb shit, you would be the first to be executed for being a FUCKING RETARD.
>>83509058Oh yeah sorry I forgot only men are good at actually looking feminine these days.
>>83508985Pretty much. And if the movie is actually good you'll probably end up watching some of it but 99% of the time you won't because it's just a pretence like part of a modern mating ritual
>>83509068True, anon put on the thigh highs and show us your ass
>>83509067>my big dumb fucking stupid assholenot really. You can look it up. Starting from the wiki for sex drives
>>83508985if i get invited over to watch a movie i'm watching the fucking movie. we can fuck after i need to know how it ends.>but what if the movie's bad?why would i come over to watch a bad movie? use your head anon
>>83509067You are barely literate, you should read more books.
>>83509090you can look up any fictional bullshit you want, that doesn't mean "100x" is accurate or anything you just farted out is accurate, fuck you for even posting that gay pussy shit FAGGOT.
>>83509118>no youAnd this is your retard come back lol. Fucking retard.
>>83509110Because the movie is just a pretense you're coming over to fuck not actually watch a movie. Are you a virgin?
>>83509122its not fictional. It corresponds to the amount of testosterone. I exaggerated for affect. It is more like 5x - 20x on average.
>>83508894She should do the patented woman move of commenting on everything/making reaction noises and and going HUUUHHH???? and questioningly looking at you whenever something unexpected happens or a character makes a move whose motives you cannot intuit yet like you're not watching the same fucking movie as her for the first fucking time
>>83508894>you're a good movie *lip lick*she got me good
>>83508925Isn't that a predominat problem in today's women's lives? "I'm too attractive and men like me too much"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=itLRZijd8kghttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GpXqtolS1p4
>>83509393huh? they are making shit up
>>83508894She's cute af. I thought it was Lia Marie Johnson at first.
>>83508925this is obviously bait because no woman would miss out on an opportunity to chastise and belittle men
>>83508925Literally download any fucking dating app on earth, post pics of yourself showing cleavage or ass and dressing slutty to show your sexually open and DTF, and you will have a line of 6'2 Aryan Gigachads down the block trying to fuck you.
>>83508894Just leave if your that scared of unwanted physical intimacy you fucking mongrel lobotomite. Women love to purposely make themselves victims, it's so sickening to see constantly.
>>83508894Dont breedLet birth rate collapse
