Imagine if all Christians shrunk to an inch tall

>>83510807
Jesus is cool because he was a teacher, Pauline Christians are the dumbasses who started calling him God and going insane about it

To yield and give way to our passions is the lowest slavery, even as to rule over them is the only liberty. - Justin Martyr.

>>83510807
That's enough internet, timmy. You're neglecting school. Oh wait, school made you retarded in the first place , my bad timmy

>>83510829
Am existence devoid of pleasure is not one worth existing. Rejecting the insanity of stoicism should be normalized but if you object they call you a slave. Which makes me think such ideas should just be purged. Stop forcing your disgusting worldview on everyone.

>>83510807
this isnt the 20th century anon, nobody cares about christ, and nobody is trying to force christianity down your throat. lets grow up shall we

>>83510851
>devoid of pleasure
Who do you think enjoys jerking off more, the person for whom it is a daily practice, or the person coming out of no-nut November?

>>83510807
If I could kill Jesus I would've done it without hesitation. That little shit ruined my life.

>>83510918
>muh jerking off
Why is this all Christians and self improvement people ever bring up? Stop projecting your worthless empty life unto everyone else and using it as an excuse to validate your derelict worldview.

>>83510969
Based. I want to see him actually suffer and not rise.

The whole premise behind the religion is stupid.
Why is Jesus killing himself such a big sacrifise if he comes back half a week latter?
Why does an omnipotent God need to do a blood sacrific to forgive people?
Why does he even want to sav humans if we deserve hell? Thta implies that justice is something outside of God, or that he has a divided will, neither of which makes sense for a perfect being.

le I would have killed jesus maymay

>>83510851
>stoicism
>lack of pleasure
You're confusing stoicism with asceticism