This thread's cherry has been popped by a bisexual man.

>>83512258
can i lick your bi boy balls Owo?

>>83512549
Of course. No one else has licked them.

>tfw no bf to live underground with so birds don't poop on my car

>>83512742
i love unconventional living situations

We're slow and dying early again. I hope discord doesn't kill this thread otherwise where would I blogpost about being a fat neet?

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>>83512572
oooh theyre so biiig! i bet theyre super yummy!! slurpllelelellalelllelllella

I never did make those brownies either, but the mix keeps so I can do it any time.

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i'm betting 10 (You)'s that the brownie mix is staying in story's pantry until this time next year

>>83513448

maybe even until I croak, I still have things in there from well before mom passed. I keep saying I'm going to clean it out but surprise surprise I never get around to it.

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>>83512742
living in a fuehrerbunker has been my dream ever since I was a child.
having a bf and a fuehrerbunker would be so peak.

>>83513271
You can use the catalog... Just post a cute anime boy as your picture so as to attract the gays

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>tfw no time travel bf who warns me about all the things that will go wrong in my life and we have wacky hyjinx trying to prevent it

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>>83513537
but what if your boyfriend likes plants? can the fuehrerbunker have a rooftop garden that's ground level to the surface dwellers? or use grow lights in a set up like picrel (i don't know if they are real or artificial plants)

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>>83513271
it always dies when i go to sleep...........
maybe i should stop sleeping.......

i dont think discor will kill this thread tho, introvert niggas and anonymity niggas will still be here

harry potter books peaked on 5th and she couldn't deliver

>>83514005
plants in the fuehrerbunker are ok, plants are cool.
and no rooftop, no sunlight, no surface dwellers.

>>83514270
at least it will be safe and cozy i'm ready for my winters hibernation...

bed so cold alone
no b f to call my own
must post >tfw

need to cuddle with a guy

need a guy to cuddle with

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ive made healthy whole wheat cookie crackers and forgotten to try them before going to bed. well i am not getting up now. gaming.

whoever has been lucky enough here to cuddle with a bigger guy: how does it feel?

>tfw no big as a mattress bf

>>83514462
my bed was warm but imagine my bf warming it more with his protein farts

>what do you think will be the most memorable thing about this holiday season?
The death of r9gay

I need a bf that likes to fart