>take a piss >two streams come out >massive piss stain on the crotch area of my pants and now I have to change Why
>>83520601learn to check for hairs little hobbit
could be worse, you could have a pussy. Ever seen a woman urinate? You'd think it would be a cute little orderly stream but no, they piss EVERYWHERE. It's like a waterfall right down their whole pussy, butt cheeks, thighs, everything. The international cabal of women don't want you to know this, but make no mistake, they are animals.
>>83521105That's just the retards who don't separate their flaps before pissing (so yeah most women) in the same way guys have to pull back the foreskin or else they'll do the same thing.
