When was the last time you ate some pussy? Giving head is important for spiritual fulfillment.
>>83523944I never have but I would like to for a sweet girl that loves me.
>>83523944Last Sunday after returning from the shrine.
I don't remember. I eat pussy only in at least a bit stable relations, meaning at least FwB, so it must have been like 10-11 years already. Wish it was easier to find actual relationship instead of degen ONS sex.
>>83523944Last week. Love pleasuring my wife, she deserves all the best in the world
I wish I could get a girl hopelessly addicted to my tongue and expecting daily oral...
I have never held hands with a woman. Can you fuck off my board?
I want to know what does pussy taste like?
>>83524466salty water at best, rotting fish at worstbut you're supposed to be so horny and pent-up that your dick does the thinking and then it tastes wonderful
>>83523944Back in July. I hadn't had sex in several years so I got desperate and used a "sugar daddy" dating website. After many months of looking when I was about to give up, I met up with a Chinese exchange student. She was very cute and spoke English with a British accent. We had a coffee date and agreed to meet the week after, where I would take her out to dinner and we would go to a hotel and have sex afterwards.During dinner she seemed nervous, desu I think she just wasn't that into me. We started kissing, then we got on the bed and I went down on her. She didn't moan but her breathing got heavy as I started licking her and I could feel her tensing up every now and then. When I put a finger in she made a cute noise like "haaa" and covered her mouthThen we had sex, or tried to, but I couldn't get an erection and the encounter ended in disgrace. I contacted her afterwards to see if she wanted to get together again, but she made excuses then ghosted me :(
>>83523944men are so awful at eating, they think eating means actually eating and go at it like a dog licking wet chow off the bowl. they bite, they kind of munch and slurp on the labia, when all they need to focus on is one spot. it makes me frustrated and I want to just kick his head away and do it myself
>>83524815Have you tried telling them?
>>83523944A couple weeks ago and she "squirted" on my face. If she wasn't so fucking ugly it would've been hot but....
>>83524815We're not exactly born with the knowledge how to eat out you know? You have to communicate with us. That's how I imagine my first time: the girl will put her hands on my head and tell me exactly where and how to lick her, and move my head and give advice while my mouth is busy. Until I become the perfect pussylicker.
>>83524815I feel the same about shitty blowjobs especially after repeatedly telling her what feels good. Same goes for sex with these ppl
>>83523944Even if I was in a position to lick pussy, I will never do it. It's not worth the risk. And thinking of it makes me kinda disgusted like why tf would I put my tongue down there?
>>83524842...Can you read? This risk is if she is a slut with bad hygene and unvaccinated. Of course, you're only supposed to lick your long-term monogamous partner. But then you can lick her every morning for decades with no risk.
>>83524867>long-term monogamous partnerWhat fantasy land do you ppl live in?
>>83524867>This risk is if she is a slut with bad hygene and unvaccinated.Are you willing to take the risk in a society where most women lose their virginity before 18? By the time it's her turn, who knows how many dicks have been down there...If you find a virgin and you know for sure she's a virgin then sure, seems safe enough, but again, good luck finding a virgin past 20.
I want to eat a big black dude's creampie out of a femanon's pussy so fucking badly.
>>83523944I have never interacted with a woman.
>>83523944About 2 years ago (my ex). What I really need to be fulfilled is to lick feet, though.
>>83524466Depends on which part you're licking. Most girls just want you to focus on the clit, which tastes like flesh.
>>83524815You clearly haven't had the right guy eat you out.
>>83523944It has been about a month since last time I did it. I am not very good at it because I have no idea how to breathe down there. I hold my breath for as long as I can but I cannot seem to last more than 20-30 seconds and then I have to come up for air. Mind you she has an innie and I love it and the taste is good I just do not know how to breathe down there.
>>83525456Is she fat? Breathing isn't normally an issue
>>83523944I have never eaten pussy because I am a robot which means I am a virgin.>>83523971>>83523972>>83524490>>83524761>>83524822>>83525046>>83525456Fuck off normalfags. Go anywhere else.
>>83525568Robot does not mean virgin, it means on the spectrum or other severe life experiences that make you atypical. Anyone can get laid or be a virgin. You are probably a failed normalfag. Kindly return to /b/, TikTok, or Reddit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>83525555Yeah she got some meat on her bones but I love her. I guess that is what it is huh? Oh well. >>83525568Buddy I have been on this board since 2012. You take your goofy self elsewhere weirdo.
>>83523944Never. Gf in high school wanted me to but I didn't think we were there yet. Does it actually feel good for the woman or is it one of those things pick-me girls say they like?
>>83525637Women like it if you know what you are doing. Just tickle the clit with your tongue
>>83523944>licking snizzZesty ahh diddy blud thread.
>>83525568Suck my balls, I was a khhv longer than you've been alive before I had my first experiences
>>83525610>Robot does not mean virginIt literally does. Go back to tiktok. You outted yourself as a tourist.
>>835239442024.You really think this would be an easier thing to arrange, most most girls are so self-conscious about their grooming and hygiene that they'd often rather fuck so you can't see/smell/taste it as much.
That's fucking disgusting. I don't want even my husband's mouth on my genitalia, nor am I going to put mine on his.
>>83523944Last week, but she's so fucking self concious about her taste and smell that she can't enjoy it
>>83524382Anyone can be an xkcd fan, anon.Randall Munroe has children.
>>83523944I'm a virgin but I have strong urges in wanting to eat a cunt out. It's probably why my horniness for pussy-eating feels like it's been increasing. I would get super hard and throbbing from eating a nice delicious cunt out.
>>83524466pickled herring
>>83526191Why do you think genitals (especially your own and that of your spouse) are disgusting? What a strange prudish attitude
>>83526196>>83526180Hate this shit. My gf hasnt had sex with me in two months and she uses her smell as an excuse. I bought her some boric acid suppositories and she hasn't touched them so I think she is just making excuses not to fuck me.
>>83526238I don't consider our genitals disgusting. Me and my husband have sex almost every day, though this week will be an exception since his parents are staying with us for New Years. What I find disgusting is putting our mouths on them. I'm not giving him a blowjob. I don't want his dick in my mouth at all. Nor do I want him to go down on me.
>>83524815>I'm a girl so the way I like to have my pussy eaten is the same way every girl likes to have their pussy eaten.>If a guy eats pussy in a way most of the girl's he's been with have liked and I don't give him any feedback that I like it different, clearly this is his fault.I'm just happy that you're unhappy.Suffer, whore.
>>83524877For some of these people, "long term" is anything lasting more than a month.
>>83526252Antibiotics can make vag00 smell rancid and makes the pill not work as well. She might be having a UTI rollercoaster and keeping quiet. Best to talk to her about why she's being like that
>>83525006Is it so difficult getting black dudes to visit Israel?
>>83523944I ate a twinks ass if that counts
>>83523944i'd never do it. i'd have to date a girl who doesn't want this. like a people pleaser gf who only wants to be used.
>>83526252She caught something from some other guy and doesn't have it under control yet.She'll wait until you're too horny to think straight and then tell you she has herpes right before you're about to stick it in.
>>83526279I hope when you were a child you mom came to tuck you in and give you a kiss goodnight right after hungrily gobbling your dad's throat yogurt.
>>83526307I already have talked to her dozens of times. Tired of it at this point.>>83526351She's a literal femcel and can't pull guys even when she tries
>>83526371She didn't. And if she wanted to do that with my dad, Idc. That's between them.
>>83526252>>83526398>femcel>had sexwhere's she from? does she shave? does she do anal? does she swallow cum and piss? does she cum quick? do you eat her out? how kinky is she? do you rape her?
>>83526279that sounds like a bleak existence. every week my wife sucks me and we fuck. ive been learning what feels good for her when i eat her pussy so we can just be fucking licking and sucking each other all the time.
>>83526437It isn't. We are both very satisfied with our sex life. He hasn't even pressed the issue at all. As long as he is able to have sex with me, he's happy.
>>83524815I'm not doing it exclusively for you, I'm doing what turns me on too. Develop some theory of mind, retarded sociopathic foid.
>>83523944Last time was in late 2023. I might have an opportunity next month, though.
>>83526487idk maybe he never enjoyed getting a blowjob because if my wife stopped doing it for me i would be completely unsatisfied
hopefully you all catch aids
>>83526403We are both on the east coast USA.She doesn't shave, she did at the beginning of the relationship, but stopped when I told her I don't care about that. She keeps her bush trimmed with scissors lol.>analShe doesn't. We both agree that it's hot in porn but don't really care to try it irl>swallow cumNo because my cum tastes terrible apparently. Makes sense because my diet consists of red meat and alcohol.>swallow pissShe probably would, one of her biggest fantasies is being pissed on but we still haven't done it.>eat her out Every time we have sex. I love eating pussy and it always tasted and smelled great to me. That's why I kinda don't believe her about the smell thing. I even sniffed her dirty panties yesterday and they smelled amazing so she's out of her mind if she thinks I care about the smell.>How kinkyShe likes it rough. She likes to be choked and slapped and likes when I throw her around. She loves seeing my dick go inside her in missionary (it's long and skinny but at least the length creates a visually appealing thrust for her)>do you rape herNo but I am at the edge of my patience and ready to just pin her down and have my way with her. I'm your man, sex with me is NOT optional, it's mandatory.
I ate pussy once for ten seconds and then my gf at the time told me to stop. I asked her about it later she said she was too embarrassed. Never got to eat pussy.
>>83528105>im your mancuck mindset. try this instead>you're my woman
>>83523944Almost 2 years at this point
>ywn never eat out a girl while she totally ignores you and just watches porn
>>83523944Hmm, that's about a little more than 12 years ago
>>83528136Really good point. I do a great job of making her my slave in the bedroom though. I just walk up and fuck her mouth until she's choking and gagging. I tell her what to do, she doesn't get the privilege of telling me what to do
>>83523944A few months ago. She told me I had a nice butt and that it'd be hot to watch it get fucked while I ate her out>>83524815I'm a pro at eating pussy; I've given hundreds of orgasms to females with my mouth. I like it more than getting my dick wet teebeehaytch.
>>83528459>She told me I had a nice butt and that it'd be hot to watch it get fucked while I ate her outAre you going to indulge her?
>>83528402I'd be so jelly rn if she were real.
>>83528467I would have if we didn't break up
>>83528507She is real she just never fucks me. I have poster pictures of us together before and people said we were looksmatched
>>83523944about 4 months ago. Whenever dating gets to the sex-phase, I eat pussy. i only really eat pussy, and do hand stuff though, cause i have ED. Pills work, but give me a migraine for hours, so i'd rather not. Most women don't want that though. They want hard cock. They view cunnilingus as foreplay, before the actual sex. So i need to find a gf with vaginismus or something; someone who is satisfied with an oral only relationship.
>>83528570Well, post a picture of her if she's so real.
>>83528575I got to know this really hot girl who explained she could barely fit two of her own fingers inside herself, blah blah blah, but she was also freaked out about the way her junk looks so wasn't particularly interested in having her pussy eaten, either.She just wanted to eat hairy man ass and masturbate, apparently.
>>83528638I'd be so jelly again rn if she were real.
>>83528651I deleted that because i accidentally forgot to censor her name lmao
>>83528638>>83528651What kinda name is Winnie Sheridan, anyway?
>>83528673Damn, you're a real dick, anon.
>>83528673Winniw Sheridan sounds like Mrs. Jefferson's maiden name.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHDwRECFL8M
>>83528673I've forgotten how cringe it is to do dirtytalk with someone. I'll never be cut out for it.
>>83528698I dunno. I had one girl who would text me when she woke up and say she was blackout drunk and I needed to tell her everything I did to her, and then at the end she'd report how many times she came while masturbating to it.But I'd just write it like short-story erotica rather than there being this back&forth.Ended up having some of it published after a little editing.
>>83528684You coulda just posted some faceless anonymous holes and tiddies and no one would have ever known what a freak Winnie Sheridan is.
>>83523944never :( I really wanna give a girl head though, it just suits my personality better than the act of penetrative sex which seems so rough and dominating and im just not into that, Im a gentle guy, I like to please
>>83528744You coulda just believed me. This is why you can't get laid
>>83528747Have her sit on your lap facing you and grind your cock around inside her while y'all make out.
>>83524815Why are some women allergic to JUST FUCKING TELLING MEN WHAT THEY WANT!A man doesnt have a pussy so how the fuck is he supposed to know what feels good on one unless you tell him, did you honestly never try that?
>>83528752But doctor! I can get laid!
>>83528792Prove it , then. Make my day. You are so removed from sex the idea of somebody having a healthy BDSM relationship is literal ppfiction to you.
>>83528792He fucked up by leaving the name in but at least he proved it.
>>83528812You want me to fuck your girl and let you watch or something?
>>83525941doesn't change the fact you should get lost. i dont wanna hear about your experiences.
>>83528759That sounds nice anon. Sometimes when I do fantasises about penetrative sex I typically imagine myself on my back, hands tied to the bed, maybe gagged or something for added affect, while she rides me for her own pleasure, idk what made me like this maybe a lifetime of being the quiet guy but its like I dont feel comfortable physically asserting myself with a woman that way. I think its something I can gradually get over though
I've fucked a LOT of guys, but only had my pussy eaten a couple times. Would love to find a nice guy to do it regularly.
>>83529069Would you tell him about the biggest dicks you've taken while he was eating you out?
