Auld Lang Syne editionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adwni-Jt8qQ
Can't face 2026 without SSM
Grimmest of grim you ego maniac
Government should just stop beating around the bush and mandate all salaries are 28k forever.
>>83537771>that picI'm sure I'm not the only who thought sufemacist took over /britfeel/
batman beyond lads oh aye x
Feels very shippy coded this thread.
the reality is this is probably SSM at this very moment.saddening.
>>83537826Genuinely one of the few thoughts that fills me with joy desu
Going to bed shortly.I wish you all a happy new year for later.Fireworks may wake me up but i wont be doing anything apart from seething in bed.
>>83537826He's probably with Helen. He was last new year's eve.
>>83537844Hope you piss the bed mong.
CORRRRRRRRR! CRACKING PAIR OF TITS.
>>83537852Thought they split up in November?
>>83537886WHY DOES SHE HAVE A TAlL
>>83537826It's hilarious to me that there's so much caps of him crying.
>>83537889Did they? I'm out of the loop.
smoking in my flat and already regret it, fucking stinks in here now
DVDlad is into uma musame now. Oh eck. https://youtu.be/e3YcYLE90po?si=b4gnYTtQfVh7i9Ro
>>83537886Me? I prefer the Picturd pic of her as a futa destroying a femboy locked in a breeding harness.
>>83537894Gold Ship is a prime race horse girl you absolute pleb. She'll give you a ruined cummy like you wouldn't believe.
>>83537903According to the twolls yes, apparently they found Helen's real name, address and where she works and told her about the Marie Healy stuff.
Don't understand alcies me. Just had a couple of rum and cokes, got a bit of the tipsy on, and ive had enough, it feels like shit
Corr look at those big beautiful brown nipples, would spend hours sucking on those. >>83537856
>>83537911It lush de lid. Haven't played in a while though even though I got a pity 5 star. Took all my bloody saved currency. But she my giantess.
>>83537902it not right what them twolls have done to make him cry x
hate pancake nipples me
>>83537928Is that why SSM deleted his youtube channel?
>>83537973its actually pancake areolas.
>>83537822don't like it as much as the other ones, but it had some good villains.and FUCK that weird coda episode in Justice League Unlimited where it explained Terry is secretly Bruce Wayne's sperm-son in secret, and his dad was not-killed then killed by coincidence, or whatever it all was.DON'T WRITE THAT IN YOU FOOLS
>>83537975Possibly, or he couldn't drown out the Marie Healy videos that resurfaced. Apparently there's more stuff to be released but the twolls are saving it for when he returns.
>>83537973Bigger the boob the bigger the nipple
>>83537991>Marie Healywho's that?
>>83537981BB and JLU are my all time favourite cartoons, they're just so fucking good imo. That episode of JLU with the BB back story stuff was fine, it provided the needed continuity and Waller's actions were fitting with her character. It didn't HAVE to be that way, but I'm not arsemad that it was done that way. Also, the scene where batman stays with a dying ace was a top 5 moment, very emotional for such a brief moment.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUy5rsO5cwo
>>83538010https://youtu.be/dqXFHPSY0PEmentally challenged lass SSM porked
Actually a few hundred down on slots this week. Fresh start in new year, no gambling and lock in
>>83538065SSM loved gambling
Do you think SSM goons lads?
>>83538065we all cutting it right down in 2026 x
>>83538028>mentally challenged lass SSM porkedFuckin el can you imagine SSM behind you, his belly on your back as he puts his penor in you lol
>>83538102He once said he was on Chaturbate where he would "sharpen his pencil" for anyone
>>83538028What crimes has he actually committed though? It's not illegal to shag a 23 year old mentally challenged woman
>>83538102He said in one of his holiday videos he's impotent and can't get it up anymore, so I don't think so
>>83538131Just frowned upon, he was obviously taking advantage of her
I'd cum on a nice pair of tits. Well I would, wouldn't I?
>>83538149Littering is also frowned upon. Doesn't mean he deserves to be bullied off the internet.
>>83538169Littering is worse imo.
>>83538169Why did he do it desu
>>83538159>I'd cum on a nice pair of tits. Well I would, wouldn't I?would you?
>>83538198real tits, not HRT tits
THIS TIME BABY ILL BE BULLLLLEEEETPROOF
>>83538198>Pushing them together with his arms to make them look bigger.
Town is calling me name xI might just answer x
>>83538228Why did you do it lad
>>83538198Wouldn't mind licking those scars and cumming on her tummy.
>>83538169You're right, it means he deserves to be publicly castrated and hanged.
>>83538234Wait, rotheranon was HHL all along? Fuck. I thought rotheranon was sound as well
DJE Media NYE special just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9qaJbWh-rw
>>83538251yep same person. sad really.
>>83538251He is also Yanklass and Eva6
curtis the sex offender dropped a new video???
>>83538266Crazy how within living memory we simply didn't need an army of police armed with assault rifles to 'keep us safe' at christmas time and new year. What could possibly have changed?...
>>83538290Mad desu. Asian countries dont have this. Coppers holding assault rifles out in public. Just reminds me of America.
am shit at payday desu
rose is back. feels pre-recorded
>>83538328isnt she like 40 now
>>83538328Joe is that you lmao? You're the only other person I've ever met who liked her.
>>83538328Let me know if she gets her tits out lad
We all Sambuca in life x
I'm not very healthy, it's merely a cold but it's the worst possible time to have it. I am expected in Bristol for 2 to 3 pm tomorrow. Low key catching up and casual drinks. Sometime around 7 I'll start doing bits of drugs, think I'm going to go coke and ket over a full on mdma experience. I've the magic mushrooms in the dropper bottle, think I'm going to lean towards that and a little Calvin Klein to keep me with it. Psychedelic stimulation.Unfortunately the bag id acquired for tomorrow has bren and gone, I'll get another tomorrow. It'll be fine. So I'm going to drive over to Bristol to meet my mates for the big new year's day party that will continue on until a Very reasonable 2am on the 2nd
>>83538360Got tequila lad
booze fuelled melty incoming from the spastic
>>83538376I was hoping he would have been into it by nows.
We all rotheranon in life x
Did you lads see they're bringing back Malcolm In The Middle?Don't fink I'll watch it, loved the original, these years later soft-reboots never work.
>>83538360>mixing it with pepsiLMAOOO what a pansy
new year new me? no, but i will tidy my flat tomorrow
>>83538360steve got that smooth radio on?
Felll asleep a bit too early, ffs. Hoping a quick smoke and poo, will get me back to bed.
Imagine going into 2026 still a virgin lol
I have had one beer and a little bit of some nasty whisky my brother got me a bottle of famous grouse it was fine. I put the whisky in a cup of lemon ginger tea, it tasted like medicine. Going to sleep now me and the wifeberg have colds and aren't into this sort celebration anyway
Another year of 0 intimacy?
I spent 20k on slots this year
Some fat lines getting bashed out across the country right now. Garn be some commotions x
FRESH YORKSHIRE NOMAD JUST DROPPEDAND FOLKS, THIS ONES A BANGERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eB3epF7qo0
Wonder what she's doing for NYE
>>83538389Looks better than most. Cinematography looks very similar unlike the Scrubs revival which looks awful.
>>83538477>Wonder what she's doing for NYEprobably getting ragged up the shitter
>>83538477She has an amazing figure. Shame she hides it with baggy clothing.
>>83538477Searching for her long lost dad Mark.
Headphones or ear defender time soon
>>83538477Meeting a well hung young lad from tinder to shag her fucking shitbox rotten
BUT IM A CHUUUUUUUUUUUUDIM AN INCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLhttps://youtu.be/MVcVpNMok98?si=501HMpvLD4SSOxLi
>>83538477Shagging I reckon
>>83538502Incel moment desu
Wanna shag a cute wee trannies arsehole.
Got absolutely batter at darts today lids, only been playing three weeks though.
Certain people need pipes downs in 2026 My era x
>>83538538You got that bag in de lid? Let's get this party started xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW1dbiD_zDk
what are tits like irl
>>83538412Fuck it, might as well stay awake till after the noise quietens down.>>83538524That's ok, it's a fun game to play, and you'll get better with more practice.
>>83538552video is mirrored
>>83538552>what are tits like irlAmazing
>>83538552She didn't even get them out
>>83538562didnt spot that>>83538590too classy lad
>>83538538>pipes downs
>>83538538Very true this lid. Lotsa people here need to pipe down when talking to the UK CHAIRMAN
watching a euro slut walk around in a skin tight white dress
rotheranon got real quiet suddenly
Lonely bastard feels rn dee lads
>>83538711Maybe he's scared of the fireworks?
Look if all the good lads play nice and don't have any tantrums or meltdowns I will, as a new years gift, show you a the wife's underwear and her tits. You just stay on your best behaviour and the tits and pants shall be yours.
Heard that Frank Hassle will be paying a visit to Sunderland in the new year. A certain long-necked spacker is going to be in for a rough surprise.
Right lads. It cold and she deserves another post.
>>83538717>Lonely bastard feels rn dee ladsIKTF anon.
Keep posting chebs lads. Its actually cheering me up
Got the millennium prayer in full pelt. Love a bit of cliff me. https://youtu.be/mL9yDb134Rk?si=6gp-oEEcABX6-tNz
>>83538735The spirit of titlad lives on
HHL wonSunderland wonTwolls in full retreat
>>83538721I believe we can do it, only 12 min left.
>>83538717This is all I'll ever feel until death now lad
>>83538743*pats head* Yes Sean you 'won'
Sky or BBC news, lads?
>>83538761i dont read news or watch it
Heading over to Uncle wearls for new years eve
>>83538761Sky news you can watch it on youtube in another tab
>>83538766For new year you mong
>>83538477Avoiding (You).
>>83538773why do you need news for new year
>>83538711yeah because it was sean the spacker, as proved in the last thread.
>>83538779I'm not Ruthlad. He's probably in bed I reckon.
>>83538784He wants to watch the fireworks you fucking stupid cunt.
>>83538792No point celebrating the new year when no gf.
>>83538797which fireworks
A profound wave of sadness has come over me almost about to cry about how my life has turned out. God I wish things could look up and get better.
>>83538801your mums fireworks
>>83538802have a wank lad
Love gingers me.
>>83538761I'd go with sky.
>>83538761GB News for me, I'm having none of that woke bollocks
Probably be our last year watching the fireworks together on here
>>83538802They could do, anon. Life isn't over till we stop breathing, don't give in pal.
>>83538761Sky is less guvmint sponsored propaganda IMO.
>>83538813Is she ginger downstairs though
>>83538823We'll probably have Prime Minister Lammy or Miliband this time next year
Happy new year I suppose then lads, I'm not watching the countdown
Happy new years lids x
01/01/2026 total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
shout out britfeel ladshappy new year
Seethies won 2025
Happy new years lads. Hope this year is better than the last. God bless you all, even the haters.
Happy new year lads. May you all be smothered in tits and fanny in 2026,
>>83538843Excellent post time my lad
>>83538832>Red EdGod help us, hope he brings back the Ed stone.
Happy new year lads. >>83538851It's ok anon*gives you a hug*
>>83538843Corr you timed that perfectly
>>83538843Spot on that was.
Gonna have to lie on Friday to the lads in the office. >What did you do on NYE then laddy?>Went out with me mates for a few bevvies then watched the fireworks innit!
>>83538843phwoar you managed to post this exactly at midnight, well done x
>>83538880We are your friends, and I've been drinking tonight. It's not that far from the truth.
>>83538870I wasn't lying that I wasn't watching the countdown either. Who knows, that might actually be a good sign for the year ahead. Some luck might be coming my way for once x
Happy new year lids xPipe down x
>>83538880Not that hard to make it a reality
>>83538802Genuine question cant you improve? Are your problems so entrenched? Why not just hit the gym and eat clean for a while and make that your life mission like a monk on a martyr mission to get lean and healthy and see where that takes you. If you got nothing to lose you can literally spend 1 hour a day at the gym and focus on making a couple healthy meals and watch TV for the rest of the day and thats probably going to make your life better than whatevers going on now.
Happy new year /britfeel/!!!!!!!I haven't pooed all year
haven't spaffed all year me
>>83538912Give it a few minutes
>>83538912I pondered the same thing lad
happy new year lids :)
>>83538896Definitely lad. 2026 will be our year x
going the gym doesnt give you mates or a good job or a girlfriend does it
>>83538962met some good lads at the gym to be fair
>>83538962I go to the gym twice a week, work out alone and come home again. Its not a place to get a job or gf.
>>83538855Thanks anon. Happy new year to you as well.
>>83538855Same to you Blad
>>83538962I think thats the negative mindset of the NEET.being fit and healthy is not optional. You might try to argue that theres some fat people that are doing alright but they're likely struggling to keep their head above the water. If someone is failing at life the first step is to get healthy and stop indulging in addictions.
Happy New Year 2026 is the year I learn Japanese and play more degenerate VNs.
JIMJAM YAHA!
Not a single message ;_;
>>83538977>Its not a place to get a job or gf.then i don't care matey x
>>83538998I'm not fat anymore but telling a depressed person to just lose weight is pointless. It's the other way around, if your mental health is improved this will lead to weight loss.
>>83539056its difficult cause there needs to be a positive outcome of losing weight for someone. i say this as someone who lost weight in the past a few times but always put it back on. the main issue is being poor, having a shit job, not having many dating opportunities (despite the weight loss) etc. its the same for nofap. like yeah mate, i can stop fapping for a month. but whats the fucking point?
Why do they still sell corded phones? I want one because I like boomershit and I'm surprised that they still sell them in Argos.
>>83539073Including mongs that like boomer shit and buy them?
>>83539068I agree. If you are doing it in the hopes of getting laid you'll likely relapse once that doesn't happen. I eat healthy because I got tired of paying for slop and feeling bloated all the time. I work out because I genuinely enjoy it. If you don't care about your health then there is no point in me telling you to do these things.
>>83539073Easier to recycle?That's a joke about bottle lids.
>>83539107How can the entire corded phone industry be kept afloat by the five hipsters in the country who are into landlines?
Hope he comes back soon xxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwQpyzWYRz4
Fireworks are over and done. Thousands and thousands of fannies about to be poked.
sucking blad's tits on new years day
>>83539140where's my fanny to poke?
who's this paddy cunt on bbc?
>>83539158Didn't receive yours in the post?
Surprised we didnt get an uploafWollox have been done in big time it seems
Fuck me, they even sell these in B&Q. Are zoomers finally tired of smartphones?
Happy new year frens2026 is the year of the white man
>>83539171Mcguiness?Let the revelers see the fireworks
>>83539203That's not actual b&q lad. They have a marketplace now like how Tesco have one, sells loads of random shit
>>83539203Have two of them. Black ones with the clear plastic dialers.
Went to Wearls wizzaier for New years day. There was frosty apu in there stood in the middle of the room staring into space as all the drunk lads raided the wizza supplies. I reckon wearls gunna go mad when he realises apu went comatose and let the gaff get robbed up
I remember the ye olde rotating dial phones, we had 1 when I was a child.
Happy new year lads. I will always post here.
>>83539341Had some nice kraken dark caramel flavour rum the other night. Nice with a bit of lemonade.
fuckin gross can smell the pakis ITT
>>83539341>windows>discord
Virgin shut in dossers ITT already asleep whilst normie chads are still shagging and partying
Speaking of going to sleep.*goes to bed*
>>83539365love a cheeky samosa tho desu
>>83537771GLORIOUS, GLORIOUSKENNY MCLEAN FROM THE HALFWAY LINE
every1 gone to fucking bed or what
Literally slept into 2026, did i not XExsneedingly womfy, that. Phwoar
off to bed lads. happy new year x
I stand for is right x
Might fuck off town me xxx
End of an era xxxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi1Ef5cTNks
GArn town now fuck the lot of ya xxxMY FUCKING ERA XXX
>>83539974You will never fuck, little spaccer Sean x
First din-din of 2026 heating up right now, is it not X
Wonder how many drinks Ruth C had on new years eve.
>>83540815how many did you have, little man?
>>83540820I don't drink alcohol for health reasons. I know I would not control my addiction as I get addicted enough to cola and vidya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL6DQ2qGr3gGood kino this
>>83540872>Good kino thisNot really
Very nice gothic look on this bint lately.
Will you get get a job finally in 2026? I am basically unemployable due to not working since the early 2010s. Not that I really want to work anyway since it's just mostly depressing warehouse and care jobs. I refuse to make my mental health worse by being in a shit job.
Why would I want to work anyway? What's it going to do for me? You'd never get anywhere in minimum wage work. That's for people who will never leave town. I can live that way without working. I do not care for material possessions other than a few things.Imagine working anyway without a car. You'd be spending a fortune on public transport or have to pay thousands every year to maintain a car. Then you'd be throwing all your money on renting some shit room if your parents didn't want you. You are better off being on disability in 2026. It gives a better safety net for housing should the parents do the unthinkable.FUCK being a SLAVE. I was not born to waste my life in a warehouse with immigrants.
I don't give a shit about immigrants. Let them all come here and supress wages. Let them be exploited. I refuse to play that game. UC and disability is for mentally ill men like me.
I would rather stay home all day every day than waste my life slaving in a job I hate. Even being homeless sounds more appealing.
Why would I work in a trade? Not that you could get in one easily now. No one wants to train anymore. Just import more brown people. I don't want to do my back and legs in anyway. Let women do hard work for once. Men like me are taking the easy route now. Immigrants and "working" women (sitting on your phone in HR and chit chatting is not hard work) will have to pay for men like me as some form of insurance. For too long women never worked and stayed home all day while men slaved and lost their lives in the wars.
We need some new gimmicks in 2026 desu
The year is 2026. The year of never getting sex again. Fuck working. Fuck paying any taxes towards women. I don't benefit from contributing.
hows it foing lads
corrr need a 2026 poo
Shall now be taking the first shidd of 2026 X
Went to bed about 8pm, heard EXCESSIVE fireworks outside. A bit too much I think this year?Well its 2026 now so we can all just get over it, and tesco opens in an hour and half, so I'll be queueing up for a nice tidy meal deal and some bits and pieces.
>>83541221Not you but i have shidded the first offical brit/feel poo of 2026.It came out in two goes some excessive braps, then a big poop and one half the size.
slept through the fireworks on one of them ambiens oh my days it is 2026 good morning to you lovely people on what is still (STILL) a lovely country
So no SSM return? It truly over nows x
>>83541726for me, it's >>83528299what did you mean, >>83528299? 'Batman Beyond'? 'Shippy coded'? 'SSM atm'? none of those posts lived up to the hype.
Shitting and eating feels so goodThe only thing that feels better is cummies
>>83541762corrr imagine a relationship that had love and sex in it.corrr.
https://www.gov.uk/bank-holidays>The next bank holiday in England and Wales is>today>New Year's Day nothing against Pope Gregory XIII, but we should have come up with a better calendar system. there is nothing where we can e.g. look at the skies and go, "oh yeah, it's a new year."
>>83541807Isn't the earth tilted at a certain angle to the sun at midday in the northern hemisphere which is the same every Jan 1st though?
Morning. Woke up tired and with a splitting sore head. And I went to bed a 11pm without a drop of alcohol/drugs. Think I'm getting a head cold.>>83541829I think you are thinking of solstice, which is on 21st December.
>>83541829the Earth doesn't give a SHIT about Jan 1st. Caesar can fuck right off. i want: a decimalised solar calendar based on awkward scientific units (accounting for gravitational pull and all that), OR a nice tummyfeel calendar based on 'ah, 'tis the day of firstfrost!'fuck this in-between bullshit.
>>83541853It doesnt jump-tilt from solstice to solstice lolevery day is a different degree of tilt.>>83541856https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barycentric_Coordinate_Timego hog wild anon.
>>83541873>>It doesnt jump-tilt from solstice to solstice lolI never said otherwise, I said he may be thinking of 21st December soltisce, which is well known for being the shortest day of the year in the northern hemisphere.
>>83541895Why would you think he was talking about solstice when he clearly stated the 1st of Jan. That doesn't make sense.
happy new year britfeel, may it be a good year for you
>>83541970>may it be a good year for youWon't for me I reckon
>>83541970Happy boob yeah anon. Hope you have a good year as well.
feels just like 2025, de lads
i wonder when i'll next have to fill out a form with the date on it.'what year is it?' is becoming the new 'what day is it?'
>>83542012If we pretend it is, then we don't have to buy new calendars.
>>83542021fucking genius.TGIF, lads, garn Beehive for the weekend.
