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I set my filter to 18-99 for fun and I got an incoming like from an impossibly attractive 58 year old woman with the flattest DFC I've seen in my life. Her hobbies and bio make her seem like the dream tomboy gf. She's also a commie and works as a librarian. No kids. Nerd glasses. Anime hair. So basically she checks all the boxes. But she's 58. What the fuck do I do. I don't want to hurt her feelings but god I want to have seggs with her and hang out with her forever.
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>>83544790
Have you considered absolutely destroying that GILF pussy? Do it for the DFC brah
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>>83544801
Yeah just thinking about it is giving me a raging erection but it's not right, she deserves someone who will marry her and grow old with her and I will probably leave her for someone younger eventually I guess. So you can see my dilemma.
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>>83544823
How do you know she's looking for something serious? Lots of grannies just want to have some fun. Just be upfront with your intentions.
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>>83544843
Both of our "looking for" sections are set to "LTR only" and I don't want to be like "you're too old for me" because what girl wants to hear that?
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>>83544790
I banged a 43 year old from work and she was tighter than her 24 year old daughter (long story)
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>>83544790
what country? sounds like the US already but why not ask. maybe someday a girl like that will exist in
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>>83544867
>she was tighter than her 24 year old daughter
>(long story)
alright anon fuck off
tell the story NOW
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>>83544865
Well I've said similar things to women because I don't care. If I were in your shoes I'd message her about some casual fun. She ignores me or rejects me? Same difference if I didn't say anything. She accepts? I'm getting that gussy.
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>>83544790
>58
dude her ovaries and probably libido are done for, plus her body count must be 20+ at this point. Gilfs are gross. Id put the limit at 40 personally
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>>83545152
>old women are old
Wow, incredible observation Dr. Science



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