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>be me
>at a new year's service last night
>join hands together in prayer
>hold my sister-in-law's coworker who've I known for over a year and my older half-brother's
>she's a sperg like myself and we've a lot of things in common
>after letting go of hands, she says: "Your hands are soft."
>I respond with a simple: "Thanks."

What did she mean by saying this time, robots? As I'm a total sperg and I don't want to overthink it anymore after this post.
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>>83544885
Anon you need to start greeting her when you see her at church and trying to get into her pants before someone else does
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>>83544885
She thinks (knows) you're a chronic masturbator who's constantly rubbing lotion on his dick and hasn't developed the callouses of a working man's hands because you're lazy.



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