What are your weirdest traits?>Be guy from an Arabic family in Canada with weirdo old religious parents>Always had a libertarian outlook and values>6'3 and handsome but autistic and really shy>Have equinophobia and clowns piss me off>Always hated bodyhair and beards so I obsessively shave >Obsessed with conan the barbarian and city builder games>As a kid I won medals for table tennis and almost won a place in a go kart champsionship>But in the qualifier race a guy crashed into me and my kart flipped so hard that I broke my arm and was covered in fuel>I still have nightmares about it to this day>I have a 7.5 inch boner but I often fap hard to sph stuff and want to be pegged/sissified by a pale white woman>I have a really sexy Iraqi aunt who looks like Miss Lexa (I wish I could fuck her)>I want an Arabic wife who is willingly to sleep with my German best friend (I'm a tiny bit bi)>I would also love if she was knotpilled and would get knotted by a huge red rocketUnfortunately I doubt I could get an Arabic wife who would be willing to share the love with my irl friends. It would be even harder to get a knotpilled Arab lady. Am I the weirdest r9k guy?
>>83558669There are so many women dicking them down with knot toys. Like fish in a barrel. Everything else is pretty niche to find though.
>>83558791Unfortunately there aren't enough arabic women doing it though. I want a MENA wife will indulge in it while I watch and fap. I'm jealous that White and Hispanic guys can get gfs that are into it.
Everyone here is "handsome but autistic", you lot are such terrible larpers