Anyone else has never touched or seen breasts irl? Who is the eldest non breast seer? 35 here
>>83594986>Anyone else has never touched or seen breasts irl?How is that possible? Did your mom feed you from a bottle?
>>83594999NTA but my mother left before I was born
>>83594999idk since I wasn't a conscious being yet and also that wouldn't count, everyone knows that
>>83595027>before I was born????
>>83595027>NTA but my mother left before l was born
>>83595038Thank you anon I love you forever
>>83594986how are you 35 and have never convinced a woman to let you see her naked bro.jesus christ.i refuse to believe you people are real.
>>83594986I've seen my mothers friend breasts and some strangers in the sauna x from skinny dipping also my cousin showed me her pussy
Never seen a pair of tits without paying for it. I'm 33.
>>83594986That's sad anon you should atleast see a prostitute or something to have the experience. I've never gotten to enjoy big titties I actually want or a girl I like but I've fucked a couple of bpd/npd retards and paid whores. Life is rough as an outcast loser.
>>83594986That's a nice booba but the veins scare me
>>8359498642 here, never seen in real life anyway, just in porn.
>>83595102Were they all silicone implants? What does it feel like?
>>83595196If I could do that I think could have gotten an actual girl. I thought about a strip club but it is not possible
>>83594986I call them boobs because men have breasts too.
going for 37.
>>83595309I like the way breast feels to say, it's sensual. Next would be tit, and boob is my least favorite because it's dumb sounding.
>>83595051Hello this is me I am the same as him.Some men unironically just repulse all women. I don't even look that bad and if you'd met me you'd think I look relatively normal. But if you were a woman, you'd instantly friendzone me.It's just a thing that exists, you know. 90% of incels have some weird abnormality that lead them to be this way. Others are just cursed.Yes, I am going to kill myself.
>>83595427That's funny because boob originally meant a dumb person.
>>83594986bump for booba
I have, but it was over her shirt.I was a college student riding the subway with my backpack on my torso and this woman just pressed her tit on my hand for a few minutes. She train wasn't even that packed so I guess she was a slut who got off to this sort of thing, kinda like guys get off by pressing their dicks on women.
>>83594986I've seen (and touched and kissed) three1) lady with a stronger build, nice mid-sized breasts, she was muscly and she had some chub on her, very nice2) lady who was a bit fat beforehand but lost a lot of weight recently. Touching her breasts could be compared to fondling a ballsack, it made me realize that I really couldn't love a person if I weren't attracted to their body3) slender, thin, relatively tall lady with small perky breasts, very niceOverall I must assume almost all breasts that aren't saggy or completely flat are probably incredibly sexy. And remember, if you're with a fat woman, it's because you're broke
>>83595051It's not that comprehensible. Imagine a guy thats in his 30s but is unemployed and lives with his mom. That's not actually all that crazy of a scenario is it? It's practically unremarkable.Now imagine a woman that wants to get naked for such a woman. Can you? I can't. There you go. Not very unreal is it?
>>83594986>pornomommy giannafinna relapse now
>>83595455>>83596721>Yes, I am going to kill myself.don'tbros... PLEASE just get your fucking life together, it's not too late.
>>83594986As someone having breasts themselves and liking chicks I have to tell you it's not as great as most people and media make it out to be.I consider fit back, thighs and abs way more pleasing to touch.Tits just invite to be squeezed but it can be easy to be too rough there and hurt her.
>>83596721If I'd know you IRL I'd get naked for you. Undressing isn't that big of a deal if there's no cameras around.I also still live with my senpai for financial reasons but I do have a job. It's 2026, normal to not be able to pay shet.
>>83596842Lesbians are mostly not real. How do I know this? They don't suck toes. If you were into women like I am, SOME of you would be into feet. Instead it's pretty much just bulldykes and "going through a phase in college" normalfag bitches.Got any pics of your breasts?
>>83596863>Undressing isn't that big of a deal if there's no cameras around.Based, would you also let me platonically (from your perspective) suck your tits to bestow me with a valuable experience? Maybe a nice charity blowjob
Nah seriously fuck you for posting her
>>83596874I never said bulldykes. I just said fit. I tried both and when I dated squishy girls I always thought fit ones can't possibly feel as nice or even better but oh boi was I wrong.I consider feet gross and sending pics online is such a zoomer thing.>>83596885I've had a guy sucking and squeezing my tits so he could get some experience. Was fine too.Also wtf is a charity blowjob?
I like nice tits but they're mostly all the same. I prefer perky and small to medium as well. Big tits are fun but are often attached to a fat chick. It's not size that interest me as much as shape. I can appreciate most tits including itty bitty ones as long as they aren't a saggy pair of lil flapjacks hanging off of the girl's chest. It's more important to have nice feet than remarkable tits imo. Same with ass--it can be small but it needs to be the right shape.
>>83596934>I consider feet grossYou probably have bad foot hygiene or hang out with people who have bad hygiene. Nothing about feet is gross if you take regular showers and wear good socks at all times, and ideally slippers when indoors.>I never said bulldykes. I'm just saying most lesbians fall into those categories I listed >I've had a guy sucking and squeezing my tits so he could get some experience. Was fine too.Nice. Would you let me lick your pussy? Are you fat?
>>83596803It's over for me anon, save yourself
>>83596977I mean feet in a sexual content are gross to me. Same goes for oral. Like why would I want to lick or put anything in my mouth that definitely was not meant to go there. I'm not a cat after all.I had an ex lick me but it felt really weird.I do consider myself fat but people tell me I'm not.
>>83594986Not me.>t. sucked on some titties at 15
>>83597083>I do consider myself fat but people tell me I'm not.Damn it. I just want to find a nice lesbian anonette who is thin and would let me lick her pussy for my own gratification. This is another reason I think lesbians are mostly fake news. If you were into women, you'd want to chow down on their pussies. Omnomnom.
>>83597126you're not really trying to find someone on 4chan, are you? Sounds like a bad idea desu.And what are you saying? Most lesbians you've met don't like eating you out? Most I've dated love that shit and I'm the weirdo not liking it.
>>83597160>you're not really trying to find someone on 4chan, are you? Sounds like a bad idea desu.No, I am just hornyposting and want someone to validate my horny posts.>And what are you saying? Most lesbians you've met don't like eating you out? Most I've dated love that shit and I'm the weirdo not liking it.I'm saying you don't seem like a legit lesbian since I love women more than you (I am a straight male)
>>83597194It's the unfotunate situation that most lesbians are sex crazed and if you're more of a hopeless romantic who's into cuddling and having comfy time you're having a really hard time with dating. At least that's my experience.I'm not perma horny and maybe that's why I have more vanilla tastes.
>>83597262>It's the unfotunate situation that most lesbians are sex crazed and if you're more of a hopeless romantic who's into cuddling and having comfy time you're having a really hard time with dating. At least that's my experience.Pretty sure that's just most people. I get horny but I value cuddling and affection almost as much. Not common it seems.I don't mean to be hurtful but are you sure you're not just insecure and straight?
>>83594986they feel like salty milk. t. 42
>>83595027Mutter ging schon fruh Die erste Narbe kam Vater starb am Schlag Da kam die zweite an Fur dich gibt es nichts hier Fur dich ist kein Platz da Tag fur Tag das Rad Es dreht sich viel zu schnell Voll Sorge um dein Wohl Horsst du sie dann schreien Fur dich gibt es nichts hier Fur dich ist kein Platz da Nie gelebt, nie geliebt Nur gefuhlt all den Hohn Nie geliebt, nie gelebt, bis in alle Ewigkeit Kalt und hart dein Tag Einsam leer die Nacht Alles was du willst ist auch einmal die Macht Fur dich gibt es nichts hier Fur dich ist kein Platz da Nie gelebt, nie geliebt Nur gefuhlt all den Hohn Nie geliebt, nie gelebt, bis in alle Ewigkeit
>>83597286I really enjoyed being with women, even when it came to lewd stuff. So I'm very certain I'm not straight.
>>83597441All women are bi (secretly and might not know it) imo. You are probably just normal+insecure. Just my opinion.Women are based though and cuddling is based. Based cuddler anon.
I've seen boobs at the beach. That's about it. t. 29
>>8359498632yo here and same. I haven't even touched a woman's hand.
>>83597541Weird, I was going to make this exact post word for word
>>83597613Tends to happens for those who missed out on everything.
Excluding infancy, I've never touched naked breasts. However, when I was in high school, I had some anime MC shenanigans. The most notable occasions were:1. Ran into a girl while playing soccer. Ended up laying on top of her with my hands on her boobs.2. Tried to give a goodbye side-hug to a family friend at the pool. Somehow ended up grabbing her bikini-covered boob. Very awkward, and I think some rumors started flying around about me in the aftermath.>>83597541I managed to hold a girl's hand on our fourth date last year, and it was awesome. Unfortunately, she ghosted me shortly after despite describing her schedule unprompted so I could plan a fifth date.
>>83597541I touched a woman's hand once before I think.Take that incels.
that's a nice tit
>>83595051zero self-confidence, never approached a woman, never will. anxiety keeps me in my room and not socializing outside work
It's crazy how all around me people are seeing and touching tits in private and yet I can never actually observe it. Whenever they're in public they don't do it so it's like this hidden world I can never see.
>>83597732It's like Harry Potter and you're one of the muggles bro
Never got a handful of legitimate big boobies. I've gotten my hands on where they would have been if the girls weren't' flat.
>>83597769kek that's a good analogy but ironically they call us wizards in this world
>>83595038A surrogate mother could I guess.
>>83596842>I'm a woman and I'm only attracted to women but I prefer male body typesYou're a straight woman in denial
>>83594999mom said i wouldn't feed. had to give me microplastic slop from day 1. i honestly think this is why i've never found boobs attractive. as for OPs question i think i saw my little sisters.
I did see boobs when I went streaking at an event at my college, technically dozens of wamen have seen my cock as well. Now if only there was a similar event where you could grope boobs instead
>>83598308How do you have the confidence to do this? When I'm nervous my cock shrivels up and it becomes an endless cycle of being self-conscious and losing length and girth. I just want to put my best cock forward in streaking situations that seems impossible due to anxiety.
>>83595455>Some men unironically just repulse all women.Same, I've gotten the "You're such a great guy" bullshit multiple times just to get hit by "I only date taller than x height">Yes, I am going to kill myself.Same. Yes it IS too fucking late to meet women's standards if you weren't born with them.
>>83596842you need to get raped and murdered
>>8359498628. It's simply not possible
>>83594986Everyone has, unless they were fed formula.
I mean, besides moms, no.t. 29
>>83594986depends on if you count seeing some 70 year old woman's saggy pair at the public pool when I was like 11
