It drives me insane that I'll never have a skinny girlfriend with huge perky tits and small nipples. I know its ridiculous, goonerish, and immature.. but its all I want. I talked to chat gpt about it and it estimated that about 1/4500 women have breasts that large with a BMI comparable to this girl or lower. That doesnt even take into account the perkiness or areola aesthetics. The VAST majority of girls with big boobs look nasty with their shirt off, they sag weirdly, have an odd asymmetrical shape, or have huge pancake nipples. I have a fetish for big, perfect, anime-tier boobs. They are so rare, and the girls that have that are so hot that I could never dream of having one as a girlfriend. I hate it.
>>83624265Does anyone relate to this? Its hard to even find pictures of the kinda racks I mean but they exist. And I crave it so badly it feels crushing
I've sucked on some big ass titties in my time, but too bad I'm an ass guy, ass and thighs are what really turn me on and are the first things my hands always grope for when I used to waste time and energy dating.
>>83624265another male ruined by porn. you don't deserve a girlfriend
>>83625314i bet if I post a pic of a woman who I think fits OP description, i bet 100k OP will 2/10 wouldn't bang because of some random specific thing. That shit happens 9 times out of 10 with these autism threads because they're all trolls.
>>83624265Me personally I'm just into fucking massive boobs. I don't really care about anything else as long as she isn't ugly in the face and doesn't have a double chin or something.
>>83625337I would of course have sex with this woman but these tits have too much sag to fit my hyper-specific fetish criteria. I never claimed otherwise though so I dont understand what you are trying to get at
>>83625456its a troll thread, I said it in the post. And I was 100% correct in everything I said.You should delete the thread out of tribute for me. I'm hiding it anyway, these threads fuckin suck dick.
>>83624265What do you think of implants, anon?
>>83625476Generally not a fan as I imagine the feeling of touching them would be worse. Also generally the appearance has a distinct look to it that im not fond of. Sometimes the results are good visually though, on occasion
>>83624265I've got tits that look almost 1:1 like thishaven't ruined my body with fucking tattoos though
>>83625476Just checked, I had no idea you can tell girls have implants like that, I'm actually so fucking embarrassedI need to stay away from any lamps
>>83625604Got any proof for us femanon? >_<
I'm a fat piece of shit but i funny guy'd my way into a relationship with a conventionally attractive woman who's done modeling and has been a booth girl at conventions and even had our hotels paid for while she was working the booths at some conventions. She has some pretty nice perky tits with cute anime-like nipples. I'm not someone who looks for good tits though. Her ass is amazing because she was a dancer growing up and also was in karate classes. Honestly she is so out of my league I got incredibly nervous when she wanted to fuck for the first time that my dick didn't wanna work. So i ate her out and finger fucked her until she came at least 4 or 5 times for me. I honestly did not believe it was happening. We've been dating for 2 years now and she has expressed that she wants to marry me. If you can be funny and a little spontaneous women love that. Jester maxx bro
>>83625625You have implants? What's that like? How much of a boost did they give you?
>>83625805I only got the second size from the bottom so nothing crazy, It took a LONG time to get used to as well
>>83625834How do they feel? Are they soft enough to pass as natural. Also does the light thing really work on you? That's funny and also cool imho.
>>83624265Don't feel bad OP, have some free pics.
>>83625975Yeah, if you get too big implants it's obvious they're fake, mine feel only slightly different to the original, but you won't be able to tell unless I tell youyeah that light thing works, it was scary and embarrassing
>>83626023Damn captcha, an image is too low in content?
>>83626029How much did they cost? Is there a way to sample or test drive before installing for real? It'd be awkward going to the consultation with her but assuming I'm paying for and going to be playing with them, there should be like a honking station or something. Ideally they'd be huge and a little saggy. Apparently they have a gummy bear type now that aren't hard circles like the kind gen x favored.
>>83624265this used to be me and then i realized soft tummies on women made me go feral
>>83626082it cost me $18Kthat's the Australian Dollar though, in my case they showed me the size I'd be using and told me what my new measurements would be after the surgery, and then I could see a reference picture (the picture was literally just a pair of tits)
Fake tits are gross. Fuck off bimbo hoes
>>83624265Bro I don't mind most tattoos but these doodles are absolutely stomach churning
>>83626029 >>83626094Why did you get them? Not judging or anything, just curious what drives someone to do that.
>>83626139wasn't happy with how big they were, I half regret it, half don'tI don't dislike my new boobs but I've looked at old photos and can appreciate them now
>>83626094That's like $12,000 converted to burgers.>~39 years life expectancy left>14,235 days>$0.84/day>$35/hr pay means ~90 seconds a day needed in order to get my money's worthAmortized cost doesn't seem too bad tbdesu.
>>83626155size of new booba vs old in cup size? I suppose it must be a strange feeling if you realize you got too large silicone tits if every man you meet afterwards automatically sexualize you, but I guess you avoided that. Also, on the flipside it might feel awesome, to always be visible and appreciated like that.
>>83626155how long in HRT were you when you got them?
>>83626240I was B cups, now I'm DD cupsthey're still a pretty average size>>83626243what? where are you getting HRT from?
>>83626251it seems anon fell into the "every woman on 4chan is a tranny" line of thinking
>>83626116In actually the opposite. I cant stand when girls have a elaborate pieces or sleeves. Little DIY patchwork doodles looks artistic and cutesy to me though. Feminine
>>83625456You're posting pictures of women laying down. I've been with many Tim would with big tits, they all sag. The best case is someone like Gianna Michaels but they are only going to look like that in your early 20s
>>83625604>no tattoosYou should be my gf right away
