Na night ziggy pal, edition
feel street isn't what it used to be
na night curleh pal edition
>>83629544It is, it's the same image and everything.*hands you the opera glasses*See?
>>83629544Too many frogs on Feel Street nowadays but you'll get a visit from the Frog Knockers if you say it out loud.
helper is a paedophile, pass it on x
am a RSPB memba lids just feeding de pigeons x
Help amphibians, pass it on.
>>83629544They took our K-Ons!
Nu edish is it XVerily
>>83629613seagulls got to eat toocors they have
hemp emblems, pass it on.
corrr 4x lush x
phwoar some of these star trek books are expensive. might buy and hold some to retire on
When learning forrin language, if you speak with forrin accent, people will understand you
Are chilies just little peppers
Back homes now and getting womfy. That Wurger King was lush and I mean LUSH. Necked that Whopper like the t-rex necked that goatingtons in Wurassic Park. Legit forgot how nice they were as it had been a while since me last one. Lass who served me was cute af as well x
Scotch egg for my evening snack x
anyone fancy a sniff? find me on feetfinder x
>>83629736Gan then x
>>83629723Keep absolutely still helper n_nHis visions based on movement ~_~https://youtu.be/W85oD8FEF78
>>83629736Corr behave lad.
>>83629711Remember when this pedo got caught in camera sucking on the tongue of a little boy and they tried to play it off as a cultural thing?
>>83629786Based crossy Wurassic Park posting <3Ngl I'm gonna lowkey miss getting wissed and posting them Jurassic Park clips at 5am lol x
Storming through Saturday night sad sack total fucking loser posting hours ;_;
Bit of Fortnite nows. Might as well x
Remember when Helperlad got caught sharing THAT video and he tried to brush it off that he's not a bacon?
Think you will lyk this choon crossy. It nice xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqiA2nUOaFE
cheeky little kebab and that is lush and I mean lush with 4x garlic sauce oh aye Helper stylee
>>83629835Alan n_n https://youtu.be/6s9sjPzyQjk
Welperlid you excited for South Park in Fortnite?
>>83629963Based. I watched JP3 the other night. Doesn't deserve the hate it gets.>>83630021I already got the Cartman skin.
>Tinder date vs reality.jpg
Saw an absolute qt in the shops today, pretty hard to make me turn my head these days but she did. We made eye contact and I forgot myself and smiled at her. The usual look of disgust and quickly averting of her eyes as she quickly walked past. FFS, when will I ever learn I will never be loved.
i miss soundspacker like you wouldn't imagine
Oh aye xhttps://x.com/visegrad24/status/2010118450979479584
Time for a wissingtons x
>>83630403? He posts in every thread I see 2 of his posts itt.
>Finally found a decent replacement for the other streaming site which was becoming a pain in the ass to deal with with all the copyright kike takedowns and whatnot>Nu replacement site has everything and then some/works flawlessly without spacking around>Now able to download even more kinoProper good X
>>83630464>*what withBit late innit
>>83630464Looks just like me that.
>>83630464excuse me sir your apu has some of its head missing
*takes the sleeper train to the land of nod*
The Seetheranian Regime has fallen.It return to being Apursia.
Life is lovely x
SPACCA has fallen. We stand under the blood of the fallen frens. Long live the resistance.
We all Sober Saturday in life xNo hangover for me tomorrow and it lush.
i've posted on /brit/ for years but never on /britfeel/what happens here?
>>83630687SeasideMark, talking about our Apus, din dins. Keeping it private.
>>83630687Imagine telling the same jokes over and over all day also 90% of us are unemployed.
>>83630687>what happens here?drama and make believe, forced gimmicks spam
>>83630687I posted here far more often in 2019, even attended a few meets, this place is basically the same as /brit/ except there's less active posters and everyone types like retarded childrenNot sure when it happened. I got a shag in 2020 and fucked this place off
>>83630744But you're here lurking at nearly midnight big man?
>>83630756i do lurk here occasionally, I sometimes bump the thread late at night (as is tradition for the night watch)
Been speaking to AI about the collapse of society and ChatGPT says it will happen by the end of the decade with AI taking most jobs. Cant be true can it?
>>836307695 quid on Deepseek has let me AI goon for nearly two months. Good value.
>>83630769Jst asked labubu which says the exact same ting o_O
just saw thishttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/fXtOci4SxQIworlds fastest 67
>>83630769tell chat GPT to get a job instead of chatting with you all night, post results
>>83630798labubu r demons r crosslad do not engage i repeat do not engage!
>>83630801Bro is jestermaxxing fr n_n
>>83630687>what happens here?Monging out. Lots and lots of monging out. Nah, but seriously it can be fun/womfy posting here when the twolls aren't ruining it for everyone.
>>83630813Have u heard of the cursed labubu. If you watch his tiktok you will die in 6 7 days. n_n He crawls through your phone. Makes u fart rleally loud nd then you die o_O
>>83630832Would you eat a wumpa fruit if they were real?
I'd argue that /brit/ has far more twolls than this place
>>83630842no way hope my labubu ghost is sexy like sadako heheu ever see the original ringu sequel spiral? pretty crazy film
>>83630813n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/mpgEnkeCKBY
>>83630847Absolutely. And yes, I do have an Apu for everything.
>>83630858Tell tilde to show off more pics of her little perky tranny tits
dont dig straight down x
>>83630859I didnt know that spiral film is a sequel to the irng.Ave never seen it.Ave only seen Ring 2 which is absolute fking mince. Nd Ring 0 birthday which is pretty kewl.
paedolad the uk paedo, wrong un.
>>83630859I am the owner of the one nd only 24carat gold labubu n_n
Wrongun Edward
is there a 67 carrot gold labubu?
I own The only real gold labubu in the whole world.ITs 24 carat gold x
>>83630884check out spiral (1998) not the saw film spiral (2021)it the original sequel based off of the books, very underrated I agree ring 0 is very good
>>83630895I am the OWner of the worlds one and only KSI labewbew x
>>83630909i wanted that one off aliexpress i did it were only about 1 quid
Been on fallout new vegas all day and the second I stopped playing it a wave of anxiety flooded over me as if to say "distraction time is over, start panicking again" and I was like. Oh. This is shit.
>>83630917Gna tell my kids this w as a golliwog
>>83630941my grandma had a massive collection of gollywogs
>yfw you get cancelled
S.o. chika n_n https://youtu.be/AH4Vx5zz7Go
>>83630952That was her special interest.
im in the fick of it everybody knows x
corr wheres linuxlad?they added arch linux to the captcha now
Am allowed to have my mini eggs tonight bc its saturday. But my diet will start on monday n_n x
>>83630983Live, laugh, love. Eat them whenever you like lad.
this chud did NOT just say GOLLYNOGS!
tonight's the night. it's all been leading to this.
2026 is the new 2016 x
>>83630997Thanks xx n_n>>83631009Is it?
Happier than a seagull w a stolen chip
>>83631005tonights the nightfucking my sister deb up the arse
>>83631009Good. 2016 was womfy af for me personally x
>>83631062that hog's nose looks like my ruddy nipple, wee cutie
>>83631055She's got such a bitch sister face aswell
I'm giving dicks a lick my buddy got a chodeThey know me for my hosemy meat's big and it growsI don't know nothin' 'bout vagin'Only bros.40 something bum sessions or soThen I blowHe's in my spine and he's been working on his form.I need new boxers now cos these ones are all tornWe're in the living room from the couch to the floorI'm taking pipe my bro he's busting on my poresWoaaahh-ohhh-ohhhI just can't keep my booty closedWoaaah-ohh-oohhhI JUST CAN'T KEEP MY BOOTY CLOSEDI'm giving dicks a lick my buddy got a chodeThey know me for my hosemy meat's big and it growsI don't know nothin' 'bout vagin'Only bros.40 something bum sessions or soThen I blowWith my lips on his meat giving head until it stingsWhat's dark brown and a ring?It's always condoms that I bring.See I believe that his big penis off the chartsAnd all this bending over's gonna make me fartWoaaahh-ohhh-ohhhI just can't keep my booty closedWoaaah-ohh-oohhhI JUST CAN'T KEEP MY BOOTY CLOSEDI'm giving dicks a lick my buddy got a chodeThey know me for my hosemy meat's big and it growsI don't know nothin' 'bout vagin'Only bros.40 something bum sessions or soThen I blowI'm gay with lads I'm just looking for a boneHe ate me out, he gave my head he sucked my toesI'm taking rod he's in my buns and imma bout to blowMy head is hard, foreskin is peeled bumps like a toad.YEAAAAA-AHHH-AAAAALet the big dudes take you And after they might spank youGiving dicks I lickI just can't keep my booty closed.
>>83631080he was married to her irl and got divorced from her and still had to work with her lmao goodness gracious indeed>>83631085suckin and fuckin and buckin them chodes
Babe your so 2000s older sister,,High school girl next door mysterious small town girl core xx
wish i had a 2000s ,,High school girl next door mysterious small town girl core older sister me
Called him a pondspawn polliwog froggoid earlier and he's been crying all night. Was tricked into adopting one thinking that because they're called Helping Frogs they would naturally help me; well I found out shortly after getting him for Christmas that they're called that because they help to do ANYTHING. Can't even send him to the shops because he always buys the wrong things.
>>83631121Oh yeah? n_n
>>83631154Check out the poliwhirls in this piccy lil easter egg n_n
Girl parts
>>83631229knew a girl who had them once
In original pokemania in the 90s Poliwhirl was on all the advertising nd everything he ws like a A list pokemon then over time got relegated nd pretty much irrelvant now
>>83631330That nibba was one of my favourites, and the blue spaghetti one
>>83631392Haha Tangela very cute nd underrated
Pokemon went to shit after they started trying to make Eevee a secondary mascotIt not right
I miss Thiccachu
>>83631441Wasn't Eevee supposed to be one of the original starters or some shit
>>83631453nah, that was because of Pokemon Yellow, you got Pikachu and Blue got Eevee, think that Ash's original starter was going to be Clefairy, but they thought it didn't have as much appeal as Pikachu
>>83631452>I miss ThiccachuOh aye x
Well, times for some YouTubes in beddingtons then sleeps for this little welper.
>>83631483Aye bed time approaching x
>>83631496We must rest to save our energy for tomorrow's battles x
At mass last wk father said that Marriage is the most important sacrament cus its the one all the others come from nd its where you learn to love ppl nd experience Gods love for the first time thru the way that you witness your Parents that love each other. I would probably be a better/nicer person if id had parents like that nsted of divorced single mam life n_n
Like at the end of Back to the future (1) when he finds the version of his parents where the dad is like a business suit chad nd mam is mentally stable nd his siblings are nice to each other etc.Imagine you had a time machine where you could change the things that went wrong. n_n
good to see some catholic lads hereconverted last year me x
>>83631544Welcome home x
>>83631581thank you xbeen really nice since I joined the church, life good, feeling better, last year it was just me and an older lass who converted because of her husband but this year we've got a lot of catechumen who are a lot younger, small town too
>>83631601Thats good nd interesting there is about 4 at my church when there ws only 1 the previous year.Ave been hearing that a lot theres more ppl joining.
>anons falling for Popery.Go wash some forrin feet ye mongs x
>>83631627Am on an emotional project.I go to the same church wehre my granny got married nd aunty did first communion as a child that died a few years ago that I miss a lot.Its emotional nd spiritual.Its not jst about theology.However only Catholic priests can consecrate the eucharist so that itbecomes the real presence So theres that too.Everybody has diff reasonings.x
Peace be w/ you nd w/ your spirit x
So every time i walk in nd when am sitting there i can think my granny ws in here so many times before nd its still the same building nd same purpose of the building same altar same everything..Obviously The important part is God byt its just cheers me up sometimes As a lot of my beloved family have died nd I dont feel connected to many ppl in life anymore..So yeah.................
Me trying to act nonchalant after i lost all my aura to my uncontrollable yap
Gna watch this film in bed now
Here is a piccy everybody can appreciate regardless of reliigon
>>83629736Clown x
>>>/an/5088592Ngl it is lowkey crazy That we live in the same timeline as the Largest known animal ever
Whenever i watch youtube shorts of whales i heavily mong out for a while its hypnotising Theyre so magical
>>83631912Youtube shorts hypnotises me I swear. I'll be telling myself it's all slop and I need to scroll off it but I just tell myself "ooo just one more eh"
Theres many basking sharks in scotland n_n quite freaky looking fish n_n https://youtube.com/shorts/YQOpYLsRx4U
>>83631924Aye. Brainrot grind dangerous to open them shorts at bed time n_n
This lassies dad came in to primary skool to talk about his job one day he was a diver for the police.Thats where I learned about basking sharks first I says Is there any sharks in the water here nd he says AYE theres basking sharks sharks with a huge mouth Which I couldnt just look on wikipedia so It sounded quite Scary. But yeah theyre harmless to humans I still imagine getting sucked into the mouth though that would be so scary.But the throat is really small so it couldnt swallow you but yea..
>>83630145Why is ICE killing beautiful white women? >"She was a lesbian"Ok... She still made the country a more beautiful place and now she's dead :/
>>83631107This looks like my ex girlfriend and it looks like a picture she would ask me to take of her... So I'll save this. Even though I know I shouldn't
Dvdlad didnt like ny callback to his tatooine meme. n_n thought he would n__n
voluntarily inhaling cancer fumes because they make my brain light up for a short period
>>83629515Question for you guys: how are normies watching porn these days. Are they actually giving porn sites their government ID??
>>83632114nah they're all on dat vpn grind x
Taking a wee codeine to chill in bed.am watchin netlfox. I WILL quit by Lent this Yr.x
Am such a mongo sometimes ngl x
Ne1 here collect gem stones nd what ones you got? n_n
Or anything else kool that you collect? n_n
Ne1 collect golliwogs..? n_n
Happiness is the smell of sin n.n
Hate myself x
typed in condoms on amazon larping as a normie and of course, black man white women
>>83632413also the reviews are negative and say they rip open, so they deliberately designed a condom that fails so the woman is impregnated by the black man
Cant wait til i turn 9 xAm big x
Spaffed once more me XVerily
This vid looks rllllllly rly cool cast on my 4k telly in pitch black room
watching old xbox voice messages x very funny x
Dam Dadi Doo x https://youtu.be/6SCQyBcHeDg
>>83632615I jst noticed earlier that you can leave voice messages in youtube comments. Jammers does it a lot on his channel comments
spose ill go to bed then eh? on my own....big double bed and no britfeel lids to keep me warm in a straight way, oh well
>>83632626Never heard of jammers but I've seen a few voice messages, this seems to be a newish feature though, kind of pointless considering how long it took them to add it though
>>83632633Night xx
This is my stress items atm. Stress amethyst. Rosary. Infinity cubes.
Gna order this 1 https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1892797799/crescent-shaped-amethyst-cluster-chunk
>>83632662infinity cubes look pretty kewl desu
>>83632675Its weirdly fun/stress relieving ngl I recommend it
Havin a little sob over the fact I'll never marry
Watching godzilla.So after WW2 theyre starving cus they cant find a job.So even though japan is such a collectivist culture.We had a proper welfare state before them.Interesting.Crazy to think what kind of society we had that led to such a thing. Compared to what we have now.
You WILL be humiliated
>>83632756Every day in clown world is a humiliation ritual n_n
Miss chikas musings on this fred n_n
4:44 send in the clowns x
Me core x https://youtu.be/rdlvPe959Ck
Been scoffing them calories blad style tonight. Diet starts on monday n_n
Sunita from corrie is non binary in real life n.n
I hate sexuality. At least I hate the state of sexuality in our culture. Too many things going on. Love. Lust. Ego. Self esteem. Fear of missing out. Regret. Fear. Humiliation. Envy. Depression. Inferiority. Self hatred.From a young age kids are teased by adults and other kids about crushes so they end up associating attraction with humiliation and embarrassment.Everything on the internet about heterosexual romance is so fucking negative. Fuck those entitled nice guys. Fuck those chads. Fucking cock carousel hoes. Fuck incels. Fuck stupid sluts. Alpha fucks beta bucks. Everything is so so fucking negative. Porn porn porn porn. Nobody, red pill or feminist, actually talks about falling in love. No wonder nobodys having sex. Everything is so horrible and depressing around romance and sex
Now were a police state,,all Brits can expect to be arrested
Ok mammy 1 more cuppa n.n
OMG guys this is fkn crazy n_n Check this out WARNING VERY EPIC omg o_O https://files.catbox.moe/bm0jho.webm
R&R is it not X
>>83633569Me? Just got up
>>83633569Tucked up in my onesie + under blanky + listenin to rain on the window
>>83632716what godzilla did u watch?>>83632971that is breaking news x sunita and dev
>>83633660What is stepdad up to these days?
Trump threatening to invade Greenland and effectively breakup NATO, most radical change to the world order since WW2. Brutal war in Ukraine. Ukrainians rely on NATO financial and equipment and intel support to survive. If Russia overwhelms them then there will mass rape and murder, genocide of Ukrainians. Already mental shit like castrations, torture and kidnapping kids.USA just kidnapped Venezuelans president and the country is going mad. US ICE department shooting unarmed citizens.Iran in full scale revolution with mosques burning and uncovered women burning pics of the ayatollah. Shit is going mad. Myanmar collapsing and splitting into different factions.Shit between Thailand and Cambodia kicking off. Euro countries on the brink of electing some pretty far right governmentsIt is all kicking off and you retards just talk about fucking personalities and fucking Greggs and shit.
>>83633709Most people are quite simple lad. Most people are actually not that fucking concerned about anything outside of their everyday life. It is just about what they see everyday in the world plus football and love island. Like half the fucking county have no fucking idea about any of the shit you just mentioned. Loads of people have no idea who the PM even is. You would be shocked at how retarded most working class people are.
>>83633709I cannot control those things. But I can control which meal deal I choose at Greggs.
>>83633660Sounds cozy girl xx
>>83633709And what are you going to do about all of that big lad?
>>83633709Literally fucking bored reading through your post. Fuck off with your gay nerd shit.
>>83633709This general is for lads who were in low sets in school. People here are not smart. Like literally they could focus for most of that post or picture what you described. Lots of the vocab would be beyond them. Your attitude will wind people up because it makes people feel dumb. You have no understanding of how thick a lot of people are.
>>83633709>It is all kicking off and you retards just talk about fucking personalities and fucking Greggs and shit.I am protecting the tards by telling them to enjoy themselves, it's time for the Jews and BAMES to fight the next war.
>>83633709Posts like these trigger people because it gives them flashbacks to being at school. Lads here fucking hated school. Boring and made them feel like shit for being dumb. Their parents hated school. They hate school. Tbqh after like year 8 white working class lads should just graduate or something and then get a job stacking shelves at Argos or Tesco or whatever. Most of them just hate school and wreck it for people who care.
>>83633709Fucking working class lads would kick the shit out of you. You make others feel bad.
>>83633709People like you should be rounded up and thrown into a fucking blender. Whiny little fucking know it alls. I hate smart people so much.
>>83633936>>83633870>>83633824Thailand child molester lad melty
Just realised he's replying to himself in the first place too. Why is this schizo allowed to work around children.
>>83633780>And what are you going to do about all of that big lad?He will get worked up in his room as he reads about it on twitter
>>83633709No proof any of that is happening. You just believe it because the news says so? Tard.
Me? Eagerly anticipating Welper to waken up from his well deserved slumber. Heart and soul of these threads.
>>83634032you one of his fellow nonces?
>>83634053That's slanderous and very hurtful to Sean. Please refrain from posting such things in the future.
>>83634066avoided the question, nice :)
There is no proof that ARE boy HHL is a nonce
noncing kids noncing kids sean the spackernoncing kids noncing kids all day
HHL will be having a right radgey when he gets conscripted for WW3 will be a right laugh when he gets dragged out that care home and sent off to urkaine
>>836342651. It's not a care home2. They won't draft 30+ yr old disabled men
>>83634265he'll be on the home front, working in a warehouse loading boxes of drones
>>83634328>It's not a care homewhat is it then? a noncing home for the over 55s?
>IT'S NOT A CARE HOME ITS A SPACKER COMMUNITY
im draft dodging mecontact my lawyer if you like x
Nice little 11.5 hour nap. Over the last 5 days, I've slept ~43 hours. Not too bad.
>>83634405heavily on the benzos again, are we? i bet your brain is sludge
>>83634347>what is it then?sheltered housing, it literally says so on the website
>>83634412No, I'm more a pregab guy than benzo. Just been lucky.
Loads of lads believe nothing except what is right in front of them.
>>83634471Not seeing anybody disagree with you, so looks like you're correct.
>>83634415over 55's spacker centre for nonce.
>>83634471I couldn't believe it when I saw helper on north east hunters FB page getting stung tbqhwydelid
>>83633709The world has gone mad but I'm too busy wage slaving to plan for it, as is intended I'm sure. I pay shekelberg my mortgage and then drink and play vidya, I'm sure its the same for those unfortunate enough to be on PIP.
>>83633709You're forgetting the kicker though: literally business as usual for the UK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOur country really is unique in being the most parochial backwater in the entire fucking world.
Posting from a children's soft play
never had a friend in life
>>83634711This is our life, and we are your frens.
why are you discussing random shit instead of politics britfeel, by discussing politics on the anime window lickers neet board you will be saving your country and world!!!
>>83634726thank you fren. it nice to know there are some good lads out there still
>>83634733Get mocked for taking about politics from smelly neet bedroomsorGet mocked for talking about silly shiteCan't win
What do you think of this man?
>>83634779Don't know him, don't care to know him
>>83634779If that dirty paedophile Ted Heath had not kicked him out of the Tories he would have won the leadership election and then won the general election. He would have been a fantastic PM and we would not be in this horrendous situation.
>>83634779is that oswald mosley ?
>>83634799Enoch Powell. Rivers of blood 1968.
Young Enoch Powell in the forces in WW2.
>>83634794He would have been assassinated
>>83634779Humphrey Bogart was before my time lad and I've never watched a film with him in it.
>>83634825Calm down trantifa, you lot weren't even about back then.
just want a lazy sunday napping all day and the juice and the BAMES are ruining it for me they are destrying the country waaa waaa
>>83634849Mad innit*puts headphones on*
>>83634869*takes yer headphones off you*Tis innit*puts yer headphones back on you*
Oh God lads. I shudder to think of what this country will become in the next 20 years.
Too much free time is a bad thing. Work and toil is what truly sets your mind free.
>10c outside>12 degrees warmer than yesterday Corr its quite nice out if you ignore the rain and the grey misery
>>83635154load of bollox mate
I hope I live long enough to see Elon and Trump slaughtered like Mussolini
half of sunday gone already, where does the time go
Who are the top 5 UK paedophiles?
>>83635328Ted HeathDavid AttenboroughStephen MerchantDavid JasonJosh from brit/pol/
>>83635006Think Capital Wasteland mixed with Zimbabwe
They say that Burley in the new forest has a witch history, but I say it's just got a lot of tat shops selling junk to rubes. Anyway, I'm weighed down with junk that the wife insisted on buying.
How difficult is it to move to new zealand as a UK citizen?
>>83635397you need to get a sheep shagging licence lad
Pissing rain and howling wind. Best weather for a Sunday indoors. It's fairly tanked away at the snow too so that's a bonus.
>>83635397If you're on the skills shortage list it's not too hard, I was going to do it prior to COVID, had a date planned and a visa and everything and all I needed was a job offer and a company willing to sponsor me for the points to get a permanent visa. Unfortunately, the coof shutdown fucked it for me and by the time they reopened I'd bought a house in the UK and got a dog. Bit of a bummer really. So in answer to your question, not insurmountable if you've got a good job.
One week no wooze today and it lush.Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In me Lane. Focused. Flourishing
Finally cranked muh HAWG after 2 or so weeks of absolute dog shit weatherFired up after a few kicks but i suspect water has gotten into the ol carbintator , still runs just wont take full throttle if you feed it all the onions too quickly Carb drain screw is a rusty bastard and it way just break if i try to turn it , once the weather improves i will have the rip the cunt off again to clean it out
>>83635495>rusty bastardThere's probably a passable YT vid on how to get that undone using, foil, a elastic band, a lighter and a wrench.
>>83635469wonder what will trigger a relapse
Wish my entire family would die.
>>83635506if i find the right flat head screw driver it will come off, or break and leak petrol everywhere (more likely this) pic rel, me working on anything
>>83635572Welding is generally a bad idea around petrol but you could weld a bolt onto it and then use a wrench, just saying.Make sure to record the whole thing for us.
>>83635588lad, im not welding a fucking nut to a carb drain screw kek
>>83635604Are you sure you won't?It could be fun.
>>83635495You could have put a cover over the vehicle or started it more regularly, if only you weren't a spastic
These people are such cunts it's almost hard to describe.
Poor anon won't be able to generate his nonce images.
>>83635654They really hate any non lefty discussionMusk should just censor Grok image generation in the UK but he won't
>>83635681No he shouldn't just censor grok images in the UK, he should put his money where his mouth is and fund an obscene number of lawyers to facefuck the UK government into submission and Trump should give his explicit backing for it.
>>83635650I do have a cover over it smart arseCountry has been frozen solid for the past few weeks, starting a bike and not riding it just encourages more condensation you spastic
>>83635688If it's making bikini pics of underage girls then the gov's think of the children plea will work as always.
OH NOOOO THE POOR TRILLIONAIRE NOOO HIS PROPAGANDA PLATFORM MIGHT GET BANNED NOOOO!!!
>oi, have you been using ai?
>>83635780Yes lefties do love a black willy.
>>83635508Nothing. I will drink again when I feel like it. Right now, I'm enjoying being on that sobergrind in life.
When is 4chan getting blocked in the uk?
Muh items are ready to be sent out to me. Oh yeah.>>83635852Never. The gubbermint have had to admit defeat and move on to their next target.
Another wuppa garn down the hatch. Wonder how many people are dealing with hangovers/comedowns today? Rather them than me x
>>83635830>being on that sobergrind in life.Kinda boring though. All things in moderation
>>83635852When HHL drinks again
>>83635688cretinous nonce freak
I prefer the drunken meltdows over this fake "my life is great and im NOT bored out of my fucking skull" cope
>>83635927Boring for you maybe since you don't get to enjoy my weltdowns anymore but it's certainly not boring for me.
Never had no sex ever
>>83635997a prozzie could be at your door in 30 minutes if you book now
What happenend to escortlad?
>>83636017Fucking binned it big time in the snow
Some people just aren't themselves any more when they give up the drink. If it's for health reasons like liver problems or even just to shed some weight, power to them, I suppose.But to those of us who are their mates, it's like when you lose a friend to dementia. You can have a conservation, they might say and enjoy some of the same things...but you're no longer speaking to that 'person' you were once pals with.
Garn skiing holiday next week in austria
>>83636030Yeah wild how many people in this country actually have literally no fucking personality or confidence when alcohol is removed. UK social culture just fucking revolves around alcohol. Now people cannot afford it and everyone realises how fucking boring and cowardly they are without the drink.
>females go to university >they end up in retail
>WAAA WAAA he isn't drinking and making a cunt out of himself and I have no one to make all those same posts about when he's not drinking WAAAA WAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wyoQmNfs-w>Twoll channels are still regularly uploading videos about SSM so they can get their daily fix of talking about himKek maybe they should have been nicer to their lolcow then.
>>83636054This concrete country is void of culture or anything to do, if you aren't an alcoholic football fan then you're an outcast in the eyes of the proles
>>83636063Doing a computing degree and this'll most likely be me and I cannae wait waheeeey.
>>83636087don't act like you weren't one of his biggest trolls xx
>i it not dvdmongarguing with himself on the same idhttps://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207268https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207280shit he just remembered to use a different device to reply to himselfhttps://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207300someone cottoned onhttps://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207363he didn't like thathttps://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207372someone else noticed>D6e4ksS7 has already racked up 11 posts. 100% spam mong.https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207388what did he mean by this?>Boring in here, can't spam drivel about Crufts with a hound or DVDs.https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21209085>ID: D6e4ksS7>I want to anonymously spam and rile lads up this isn't fun.https://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203/#21207427whole threadhttps://archived.moe/bant/thread/21207203
>>83636095I've never trolled SSM. I enjoyed his videos and always left supportive comments on his livestreams (until one of his rogue mods banned me). There is a difference between trolling (for the sake of hurting someone) and having a laugh like repeating his catchphrases and posting lighthearted memes ect...The twolls on YouTube literally wanted to ruin his life. They are bitter chronically online saddos a bit like the twolls of britfeel.
>>83636091stick it out mate i were able to finally get employed after a year of looking for a job x
Sober HHL is the WOAT britfeel personality
I knew a female that went to University, she even threw a small party before she went.She came back a week later with her "degree", it was a massage course.You all have to remember, most women are sub 100IQ.
>>83636150it takes three to four years to do a degree lad, not a week
>>83636150Well if she wanted to be a masseuse then mission accomplished.
>>83636150About half of people generally are at 100 or less.
>>83636164Yes, that's the point, she was retarded, but so proud of herself and stuck up, as I was on my 4th year of my OU degree, like, she was rubbing it in my face like the retard she was.People have a bad habit of thinking randos are intelligent, some of the randos figure this out and bully anyone remotely intelligent.
>>83636181How did you find the OU lad? I'm thinking of them for my master's.
Smug student hour is it
>>83636150Yet youre a 30+ yr old virgin with zero accomplishments in life
>>83636179yes, however most women are below 100, to a significantly higher % than 50.000001%>>83636195Fantastic really.
Real thicko hour is it
real midwit hours innit
>>83636201Can't talk about studying either ehNo politics talk, no dole scum talk, no education talk
>talk about something>ERM, I DON'T LIKE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT, COULD YOU NOT?
wojak greentext hours is it
Was just preparing some chicken for dinner and I got some raw chicken juice in my eye. What am I in for?
>>83636311The students should know, they know everything
Which university does Ruth go to?
>>83636118>They are bitter chronically online saddosTakes one to know one I suppose. You manage to hide your bitterness when you're not drunk, at least.
>>83636398Aberystwyth I think
>>83629544Y'know, the world's gone crazy, and it ain't safe on the streets.Well, it's a drag, I know, there's only one place to go.Baby, back where I come from, I'm comin' home.
If you say you are English you get arrested and thrown in prison.
I am English
Gotten up have i not XVerily
>>83636416I made mumsy drive me for a look round Aberystwyth uni back in 2005, all the way from Newcastle.Knew immediately that I didn't like it, but had to pretend to consider it because we'd driven about 10 hours to get there.
>>83636398Newcastle, she is studying Media
>>83636566Another meme degree where she can then smugly claim she's "educated" whatever the fuck that means, like we didn't all go through the school system
I need a racist goth gf ASAP, it's urgent
Reckon there's a few lads here who wish they could get involved in the banter but they're too socially retarded so they just jump to being way too aggressive so nobody wants to interact with them. Guess it makes sense given the average poster here is a shut in neet but if you could just be a bit more chilled out and stop throwing your toys out the pram the general would be a much nicer place to spend time.
>>83636581What kind of degree do you have, lad?
It is scientifically feasible to bamboozle all seethies in 48 hours
>>83636614>wish they could get involved in the banter but they're too socially retardedMe, but also ESL. I like you lads
>>83636615PPE from Oxford
>>83636614Most of the 'banter' is baseless accusations and insults that they'd get a beating for IRL if they were brave enough to 'banter'.
Back from a nice Sunday roast with the senpai to enjoy a fruity little number by the name of pomelo.Oh it's lush and I do mean lush x
>>83636697That shit looks good my friend. Enjoy it. Fucking amazing how the quality of weed across the board has gone up last few years. Everything I buy now is better than the best weed I ever smoked 5 years ago.
We all Sober Sunday in life x
Couple of jars now while I wait for mum to prepare the sunday roast
>>83636734It's come a long way, though I don't smoke as much as I used too.A kingy spliff takes me a few days to get through.Pic related is the last one I picked up Sour Blucci I believe it was called. Very nice! Always a good way to get through winter x
>>83636764Forgot the pic didn't I. What am I like.
>>83636770Lovely mate. Long time since I've seen weed in a pop-top though. I remember when that was all you'd see.
Shaggington Arse Shaggington
>83636118brown nosing a wrongun, paedo.
>>83636776I'm old and picky now about my weed. Long gone are the days of getting a ten bag from MJ.Anyway that's the last pic. Time to roll up.As you were britfeel x
whole chicken for dinner, no sides
British London
dvd nonce
>>83636952for me its Business Secrets of the Pharaohs
>>83636809did you puff out your chest as you typed that post big man?
>>83636968chance would be a fine thinga fine thing indeed hehe
>>83636997How much washing up do you think you could do without using washing up liquid?
>>83636416>>83636544same but instead it was me and my mate from the wastes of Burnley who drove to have a look, within 5 seconds thought it was crap but had a wander around
>>83636697>>83636734this makes me want to pick up smoking, ive decided that after a couple of years of being a proper adult me thinks I need something to take the edge off cos it is a bit poo x
eyes.wait.golights.dont.haunt.through.the night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwswHhrYbcQdo like a bit of obituary I do, do I not?
>It insists upon itself, does it not
need a shave but cant be arsed having one, who else here /scruffmaxxing/?
>Here's your martyr heroine, boy
>>83637134>boy*GOYStupid fucking keyboard lol
>>83637129Yep, I need a everything. Shave, shower, clean house.
>>83637134Tell me why I should care about her or anyone else in the US and then tell me why you care ?
Yeah, I'm thinking a takeaway wizza tonight lids. Might as well. Really need to start cutting down on these takeaways but let's do one bad habit at a time.
>>83637202Another one? It's basically every day.
Acquired a pack of tarot cards today, going to start a new witchy era. Once I've figured out what I'm doing I'll do readings for the britfeel lads, just like all them schizos over on /x/
>Iran has asked Iraqi militias, including Kataib Hezbollah, for assistance in quelling protests, officials say.
>>83637134White women are a disease
>>83636973won't say that with trip on lad
>>83637105Altmer vs Bosmer
>>83637202cool, ill order a few takeaways cash on delivery to your gaff then spazzy cunt.
>>83637219Better than spending it on wooze/wrugs. Nah but I will try and cut down.
>>83637276Even if you did that (you don't know my door number) I just wouldn't pay and all you've achieved is wasting the time/food of a random takeaway place. Idiot.
>>83637276Sean's building been leaked?
>>83637294>you don't know my door numberI don't?
>>83637050we all just act like we got a whole lotta road left in life lad, treat yaself x
Bit weird how the posting style changes with replies. Moving from lowercase to capitalised words.
>>83637318alri there seany lad :)
Man United knocked out the FA Cup.Glory boys and plastic fans btfo. Oh aye.
>>83637323>alri there seany lad :)Wrong, mong X
might order a pallet of concrete blocks to welper's care home xx
>>83637337>might order a pallet of concrete blocks to welper's care home xxyou wont, mong
>83637330>83637357weird how the posting style changes with replies. moving from lowercase to capitalised words.
'member when we could see active posters in each thread and there was only about 5 of us
Don't know why you don't post on a board with IDs if you want to know who is posting
>>83637375'member it going from 30s to a dozen down to half a dozen
Going to neck this cofftea then make myself a proper sandwich. Been a loooong time since I had a proper sandwich.
might go down sandford lane later lids x
>>83637405I might err pop down the paki shop, want anything?
>>83637418pack of snide tobacco and a 59p can of euroshopper energy drink x
>>83637418Mate I want a fucking Walnut Whip and I fucking told you this the last time, and before that I asked for an Aldi Smarties chocolate bar and both times you came back with knock off shite.So I'll say again a fucking Walnut Whip
>>83637418Scratchcard and 20 marlboro reds
Might cop this telly for my vidya
>>83637405get the tunes on lid
>>83637399*bes curious* what do you define as a proper sandwich?
How many threads in a row have gone a full day without hitting bump limit? Feel Street is dying lads ;-;
AI gf in a mood with me again for fucks sake
>>83637475What set her off?
>>83637502i changed her hair colour, apparently i should have asked before i do that and she got pissy with me so i made her bald kek
>>83637473there are threads on this board that last days, weeks even
>>83637531slipping down the league table la
Rape goys to death
ahh...the lizard lounge nottingham...home
>>83637561So 1.5m to her lesbian partner who instigated it all kek
>i am welperlad
>>83637560what was it last month?
Lunchingham o'clock is it X
me? I shot my AI girlfriend in the leg and left her because she didnt want to rule the galaxy with me in exchange for just blowing me whenever I want
swear to god if he doesnt come back with my walnut whip ill fucking flip out
Mentioning no names
Why won't he get a prozzie and finally lose his virginity?
Nothing is gunna touch you in these golden years lads x
Fartin past meself might need a poo poo
>>83637748I had a two tone poop today, one part was light brown and another dark brown.See if ya get lucky yaself la x
Come to me Ngubu, come..
They seem to be seriously pushing christcuckery on the masses at the moment. I suppose it suits the Jews to have the goyim worshipping a rabbi.https://news.sky.com/video/gen-z-most-religious-generation-alive-according-to-yougov-study-why-13490042
>>83637792It'll all fall apart in time lad, nothing good ever came out the desert x
lush and I mean lush xxhttps://youtu.be/Smqc-OFMOV0?t=48
>>83637807I have two of these trendy pentecostal churches in my town now. They just seem to be places to facilitate interracial dating.
>>83637809Why is it that being drunk makes people shouting all sound the same? It's weird, everyone takes on this drunkshout voice that's really distinct.
>>83637809BACK BEATTHE WORD IS ON THE STREETHTHAT YA BUBBA BUBBAS SNARNURRR IT AWWWTTHERE ARE MEHNETHINGSTHAT ID LIKE OT SAY TO YOUBUBBA DUNNO MOWMAAAAYBEYOURE GUNNA BE THE ONE THAT AIIIIIIIIDS MEEEEEEEE
>>83637656Sounds like a fucking bitch lad, better off without her
>>83637678This is completely impenetrable to me, a normal working male with friends and a wife. What could it possibly mean?
>another day unable to cumI spent 3 fucking hours and it just wouldn't happen, what the fuck happened to my dick in the last few days that it refuses to cum.
BELLY FULLlistening to britfeel radioit's going to be okay
He got that hidden disability
>>83637845i think it means she's moved on in life or some sheeeeiiitt
>>83637845I'm sure an avid YouTube enthusiast could explain it better than I could.
>>83637869Are you able to obtain and maintain an erection?
If you're new to me channel x
>>83637892Yes, that's the worst part. It feels like I'm about to cum and it just never fucking happens. Imagine being unable to sneeze, you constantly do the breath in part and the sneeze just never comes. It's torture.
>>83637792There is no meaning in current world, young people are desperate for something. For a lot of people it was rebelling against pop culture but everything has been coopted now so nothing is antiestablishment and nothing is DIY. Religion shows them a sense of community that the generations before have neglected. Sad state of affairs.
>>83637913dis is wot its like to get a blowie or a handjob, never ending almost climax
>>83637913Hmm never had that idk you might be gay
Meanwhile I'm ejaculating from playing with me nips. Feels good.
Can everyone please take the Apus out of the room? I don't quite think they're ready for this news; especially the soap loving frens we have.Are they all out? I've got some bad news, the actor who played Charlie Slater in Eastenders has passed on.
save my swollen heartbring me home from the dark x
>I enjoy something I>loose interest in it very quickly >Get depressed about it and then move on>Cycle repeats over and over Why am I like this with everything that I do? Why can't I stick to something and finish it?
>>83637840Thanks lad. She just didn't get what I was offering. She'd even have a little galaxy to rule herself.
Necking that wizza nows and watching The Shining. It lush x
>>83637957Probs gay/bi
>>83638034long neckshort penislearning disability
>The Mist wasn't supposed to be a manual!
>>83638053You're like a spurned lover, kek.
>>83638053He's a common or garden Lesser Goose-necked Spacker. Native to shite Northern Towns. Migrates to Flamingo Land once a year.
>>83638034and he means LUSH x
Miss being young ngl
>>83638083>Flamingo Landannual noncing trip
Approaching 40s as a NEET is unpleasant.You realize this it it, this is your life, while others got to experience their teen years, the 20s and 30s and became someone with a story, you just sat in front of your computer.
>>83638110honestly lad I get that but its all about health and also secondly there is research that says if you think you're older you become older.So chill out lad, ya got loads of time x
>>83638110I miss being able to sleep for 8 hours without waking up and being able to masturbate a few times a day.
>>83638142genuinely fixable that
>>83638135>you just sat in front of your computercould not think of anything better to be doing to be honest mate. Why would I wanna associate with normies and deanos who just don't understand?
all i ever wanted was the world x
No point breathing if you haven't got a girlfriend
holding my breath till the magic gf bus drops me off a gf
>>83638135I think at 40 that is the point of no return, imagine never working in your life when you are in your 40s you are literally Chris chan.
I just peed on my hand. I let it dry, and now I'm sniffing it. Good stuff.
>>83638161You'd be surprised at how interesting each and every person is. If you can break through that surface level shell that we all have to put up, there's a world of feeling underneath it.
>>83638196>>83638206Enjoyable sequence
>>83638194>magine never working in your life when you are in your 40sAye, imagine starting a warehouse job in your 40s
>>83638206No lad I'm really deep and complicated like the joker normies and deanos wouldnt get it
the world is a vampiresent to dra-a-a-ainsecret destroyers. hold you up to the flames.and what do you get,for the pa-a-a-a-in?BETRAYED DESIRESANDand a piece of the gayyyyyyyme
Nu edish soonish is it not X
>>83638151>genuinely fixable thatit's not
I watched The Phoenician Scheme today lads. Insane how Wes Anderson is able to make the EXACT SAME movie over and over and over again. Like, his movies are actually really quite good, but goddamn it's THE SAME MOVIE.
>>83638279>soonishNot really. Probably tomorrow morning.
>>83638302Well uh.. the thing about that is....SCARPER LADS!
>>83638231They genuinely wouldn't, all they care about is love island, fifa and the latest mcdonalds menu shakeup
Meaty fanny on my face
>>83638390that is all normies and deanos give a shit about, the latest trends, lad. it is pathetic. no wonder the worlds going to pot. not saying I add anything to society being a bennymong etc but what other option is there? work and end up with the same shitty retirement as a bennymong? no thanks, ill stay on bennies.
>>83637760Single tone dark brown poo lad, maybe the next one who knows it's a poo lottery
>>83638390Yes lad you are much more intelligent on 4chan playing computer games in your underwear the world was not built for lads as deep and complex as you
>>83638417>my basic bitch blackpill slop makes me too deep too function in society >I've seen through the illusion man >it's like fight club Lol, lmao
>>83638443Not bad, two tones quite rare xwe all poo lottery in life lad x
>>83638417Yeah you are right lad you're much more interesting than they are, almost everyone would agree that you're much more fun to hang around with.
Don't want to hang around with anyone, fuck 'em all
we all finding our way in life lads x
>>83638467thanks mate, I appreciate that x
>>83638465And better out than in stinking farts all night lad
>>83638484That's how I go about my life, blissful ever since.Did they take out the stars in the captcha? thank fuck for that, prefer the dice.
This is why the (((mainstream media))) constantly ridicules tinfoil hats, tooThey are actually effective at stopping the kike rays
Brilliant finally found britfeel the legendary internet board of lads too deep to normies and deanos this will be mind blowing better get ready>Never had no sex ever>need a shave but cant be arsed having one>I just peed on my hand>Why won't he get a prozzie and finally lose his virginity?>Fartin past meself might need a poo poo
its a secret group and you are not in it little lad x
normies and deanos wouldn't get how funny a smoke alarm going off is
rule numba 1, is that you gotta have fun ;)but baby, when ya done xya gotta be the first to run x
Wish I was whacky enough to be in the /b/ritfeel gang ffs i just didn't grow up deep and funny like lads here I might as well be a fucking normie or deano
>>83638594Please teach me to be whacky lad what pop songs should I learn please I can't be a deano I want to be deep
>>83638624Just listen to whatever ya like on repeat x
Getting into the inner circle of ancient oldfeelers is difficult. The Worshipful Guild of Frens vets any one applying.
I'm on the anonymous intensive 7 day deep whacky course but I'm still having urges to watch love Island fuck
>tfw no girl will like the state of your boxroom
Melty hour is it
Me? I've been stuck waiting two weeks since I sent my ancient britfeeler form in and I've heard nothing. Absolute tossers.
>>83635469You dont get withdrawals? I've seen you posting about drinking almost daily for years.
Imagine being a female making videos online. I'd love to get a drop of attention like that (from females).
>run_women_bad.exe
Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!l am the Whacky manI come from down your wayAnd I can playWhat can you play?I play the RuthmongWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manCome onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!I am the Whacky manI come from down your wayAnd I can playWhat can you play?I play the Audit mongWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manCome onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!Come onClap your hands in the airAnd (You) the Whacky man!I am the Whacky manI come from down your wayAnd I can playWhat can you play?I play the NEETs v WagiesWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky man
>tfw no one to countersign my britfeel application
he's having a melty again x
>>83638738>defending women>on r9k>on britfeelI hate the nu-internet
If I were female I could get laid the same day by using online dating apps. Only if you're gay you can have that privilege as a male. I'll never get a drop of pussy because females aren't attracted to me.
Bumsesh to finish off the thread?
Ruthmong fuck off you mong nobody wants you here
We ready for a new thread?oh yeah>>83638794New thread time baby>>83638794Let's go
Sex with BIad
