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>be me decide today is gym self improvement arc
>put on oversized hoodie headphones on no music playing
>walk in immediately feel watched
>see girl at squat rack
>internal monologue do not look normal human behavior only
>accidentally make eye contact
>brain says she noticed my aura
>start warmup curls with way too much weight
>arms shake like phone on vibrate
>drop dumbbell loud enough to reset the timeline
>everyone looks
>girl glances over for 0.2 seconds
>internal monologue she is impressed by raw power
>try to play it cool switch to treadmill
>hit wrong button treadmill jumps to sprint speed
>flail grab rails nearly die publicly
>staff walks over asks if im ok
>say yeah just testing limits
>girl now fully ignoring me
>brain insists this is mystery attraction
>leave gym after 12 minutes
>sit in car stare at steering wheel
>convince myself gym culture is toxic
>google home workouts i will never do

I'm still gonna try to grind but ugh
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You're a narcissist. Work on that too
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omg is this psyop?
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>>83637200
its le epic greentext thread for reddit and yt voiceovers



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