>be me decide today is gym self improvement arc >put on oversized hoodie headphones on no music playing >walk in immediately feel watched >see girl at squat rack >internal monologue do not look normal human behavior only >accidentally make eye contact >brain says she noticed my aura >start warmup curls with way too much weight >arms shake like phone on vibrate >drop dumbbell loud enough to reset the timeline >everyone looks >girl glances over for 0.2 seconds >internal monologue she is impressed by raw power >try to play it cool switch to treadmill >hit wrong button treadmill jumps to sprint speed >flail grab rails nearly die publicly >staff walks over asks if im ok >say yeah just testing limits >girl now fully ignoring me >brain insists this is mystery attraction >leave gym after 12 minutes >sit in car stare at steering wheel >convince myself gym culture is toxic >google home workouts i will never do I'm still gonna try to grind but ugh
You're a narcissist. Work on that too
omg is this psyop?
>>83637200its le epic greentext thread for reddit and yt voiceovers