Monday again tomorrow, woohoo edition.
inb4 500 posts of drivel
nice edish lad, settling into my womfort
>tfw your cute asmr lass has pandas and pans illnessI've never even heard of this. Poor lass.
RIP. They got him in prison.All for stealing a sausage roll.
>>83638832I didn't draw it, an anon drew it years ago.
>>83638910it nice, one day in 50 years if britfeel is still around itll be a relic x
Darks everywhere these days. Wonder how many of them were carrying blades.
Escortlad checking in lads.Been a few weeks. Remember the blonde escort I lost my virginity to, the one I panicked had ghosted me? Well I saw her again yesterday. She was true to her word.Went amazing. I booked a longer session this time and it was such an incredible experience. We had sex with me on top this time and I lasted a bit longer as well, I was pumping away pretty hard and held her legs while she made eye contact with me and I came really hard inside her. We talked quite a lot as well. Honestly seemed like we have a lot in common and we have similar tastes.
helper is a nonce, pass it along x
Nu edish XIs it not
>>83638939Why do you keep saying this so often?
I'm not allowed a girlfriend so I will not be contributing to this dogshit country in any way shape or form
>tfw your dad doesn't own three pubs and gives you a comfy life
l am the Whacky manI come from down your wayAnd I can playWhat can you play?I play the EscortmongWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky manWhacky Whacky Whacky manWhacky man Whacky man
>>83638938Repulsive creatures
THAT CUNT NEVER CAME BACK WITH MY FUCKING WALNUT WHIP
>finally measure my dick>it's a touch over 6.5 incheshmm I always thought it was smaller than thatMight start whipping it out
>>83639011Going out is a rather depressing thing these days.
Le kino have arrivehttps://counter-currents.com/2026/01/poetic-justice/
shoot trump, electrocute trump, hang trump upside down naked and slice his belly open
>meet girl online>her name is "avery"its a troon, isnt it?
https://x.com/nicksortor/status/2009683575298211979Modern white roasties are fucking insane, both the unhinged liberal boomer + liberal millenial ones (both of which are featured in this bodycam footage). In fact, the term "liberal white woman" is thoroughly redundant at this point in time. We need Islam
Islam is right, is it not
Islam just fell.
No pension, no contributions to society. I think dead end job wagies and neets will be mostly fucked anyway in the future. At least I got to spend it without wasting yesrs of my life in a job I hate. Suicide will be my retirement plan.
>>83639118White men aren't progressive enough because women aren't giving them a drop of pussy. If all men were getting sex, misogyny and racism will go down.
>old.reddit.com/r/Poetry/comments/1q6wzrq/poem_on_learning_to_dissect_fetal_pigs_by_ren%C3%A9e/>Plebbitor faggot tranny moderators censoring the mentally ill "poetry" of the leftist ACKed fetal alcohol syndrome bitchlol
Not getting pussy ever is why misogyny exists.
>>83639118no, never will be. religion of the spastics.
>Redditrannies gushing over this """""poem"""" as if it were somehow profound My fucking sides kek. These dangerous lunatics live squarely outside reality
>>83639178can you post it i havent read this yet
>>83639178Oh wait saw it here:>>83639158its a bit too long 4 me
Contributing isn't worth it for me. What's the point? I'll still be an incel but just a miserable slave making women's lives more convenient.
>>83639186there ya go.I'm giving dicks a lick my buddy got a chodeThey know me for my hosemy meat's big and it growsI don't know nothin' 'bout vagin'Only bros.40 something bum sessions or soThen I blowHe's in my spine and he's been working on his form.I need new boxers now cos these ones are all tornWe're in the living room from the couch to the floorI'm taking pipe my bro he's busting on my poresWoaaahh-ohhh-ohhhI just can't keep my booty closedWoaaah-ohh-oohhhI JUST CAN'T KEEP MY BOOTY CLOSEDI'm giving dicks a lick my buddy got a chodeThey know me for my hosemy meat's big and it growsI don't know nothin' 'bout vagin'Only bros.40 something bum sessions or soThen I blowWith my lips on his meatgiving head until it stingsWhat's dark brown and a ring?It's always condoms that I bring.See I believe that his big penis off the chartsAnd all this bending over's gonna make me fartWoaaahh-ohhh-ohhhI just can't keep my booty closedWoaaah-ohh-oohhhI JUST CAN'T KEEP MY BOOTY CLOSEDI'm giving dicks a lick my buddy got a chodeThey know me for my hosemy meat's big and it growsI don't know nothin' 'bout vagin'Only bros.40 something bum sessions or soThen I blowI'm gay with lads I'm just looking for a boneHe ate me out, he gave my head he sucked my toesI'm taking rod he's in my buns and imma bout to blowMy head is hard, foreskin is peeled bumps like a toad.YEAAAAA-AHHH-AAAAALet the big dudes take youAnd after they might spank youGiving dicks I lickI just can't keep my booty closed.
Why is there so much rightoids and racism cringe in here recently?
>>83639198brit/pol isn't giving him attention
>>83639198Don't be scared mate, he's just a true patriot showing you can defend your country and make a big difference by posting on 4chan
>>83639198Feel free to point out where he's incorrect little lad
it britfeel not britpol little lads, but go for it ill just zone it out
>>83639260Thought so lol
Did I hear you say that this is victory?
Watched The Shining for like the 50th time and yep it's still kino. On that Sunday night wuppagrind nows.
pakis are subhuman an so are their supporters
me? waiting for the kinoplex to open at 1am x
>Border collies must interbreed with pitbulls, diversity is our strength
elon posted an ai image of keir in a bikini
It's a bit too high IQ for me in here, lads. /s
>Me serving up a nice burger to some rightoid.
>>83639311You made me look, but he does post a lot like every hour at least.
>>83639291Watch also the Room 237 documentary
>>83639327HHL while he's out litter picking
Imagine being a wagie slaving away for the jews
its like being at a protest and being the first one to throw the petrol bombyou didnt even know why you threw itbut youre the first one that did
would love to learn to play the organ
>>83639425Got a pipe organ you can have a play on de lad.
>"He adjusted his seating womfortably, the air was as cold as his nans tit(...)"
Would like to play with a girl's organ
Could do with ripping a good fart
Getting the Sunday scaries as a NEET worrying if a brown DWP letter will come through the post.
for me its watching violence against children
Shall be shaving X
defo wanktime soon i reckon
>>83639516will be for little seany soon, emailed DWP last week :D
>>83639537Do you think thats bunny?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iW1r0SqhQMEPersia's prolapsing innit
>>83639546You would have said before now if you had you spastic
>>83639571If he had his address really, he'd be sending him soppy love letters, or asking him to poz his neg hole or something.
getting pozzed in the neg hole aint it all it cracked up to be lads x
100% westernized whore right there, ooff madonneThese westernized persoid whores are extremely entitled + arrogant BPD-adjacent troublemakers
>>83639571I did earlier this week lad, not my fault you didn't see it :D>>83639591>If he had his address reallynot the only person who has it on this board. spastic got rumbled two weeks ago.
Hmmm yess we've had to deny your application to grant access to Feel Street proper de lid.Says here you're just not womfy enough, use of the word 'frogger' and 'polliwog' to describe frens, lid. Not on really.You watched Love Island and are a suspected Deano; you likely wouldn't fit in lid based on this normie status. Wolitics? We don't do Wolitics on Feel Street, we're all loyal to the SPACCA Party here.You're just not whacky or unique enough I'm afraid. You will not be apply to reapply till 2036 at the earliest. We wish you a good night, lid. You're just not what we're looking for here.
>>83639546Good, he deserves it. I'll be reporting him too.
>>83639622What is the correct response to this leftist bros? Good because feminist or bad because disobeying Islam?
>>83639629>he didn't deny loving HHL and wanting him to poz his neg holeHow zesty of you.
>>83639630I might not be in the club but at least I'm not a frogger
>>83639630Yeah well I came in with a hat, and I'm not leaving till you give my hat back, how'd you like that cunt??
licking crossy's feet
>>83639648you wanting me to go around to his and bum him or something? sad act.
>"He shuffled to the fridge in a NEETingly way, "Spaffed again" he groaned"(...)
>>83639664No, you wanted him to come round to yours and smash yer backdoors in.
GETUPCOWARD
>>83639673some proper projection of your queer fantasy that. absolute state of you, wrongun.
>>83639640Reported for what?
the lonely gooner cranks his hog at midnight
>>83639706Benefit fraud obvs. Time for long neck to get a job.
>>83639748lol imagine the melty if they opened an investigation on him
>>83639622you sound absolutely unhinged lad x
Last fart before sleeps
does anyone else smell that?
for me? i like em a bit unhinged
*sniffs*fucking hell mate, someone open a window
sometimes i think normies are a seperate specieslike they been shat out of a clone machine from somewherethats probably half truebut most normies are fucked up in different ways x
probably a whole bunch of clones living among us, in their skin suits and perfect bodies x
>tfw no clone gf
Why is this faggot so obsessed with wanting to suck off personalities?Gay.
>>83639923i reckon they shag a few good looking regular humies then shag amongst themselves in their clone bodies. huge clone orgies probably happening rn x
>>83639929I don't mind personally. Just a bit of fun.
>>83639929because it is the same poster
Someone should guess what I just wanked to
Hello my fellow /britfeelers/
Well, that's the main Fortnite Battle Pass finished now time to grind out these bonus rewards and South Park rewards.
Started playing For Honor. Played it back in the beta and had a good time but never touched it when it came out. Being doing duels and I have a 90% win rate. Some right mongs playing at beginner level but it fun x
>>83639965Hello fellow lid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T0ZQ6m28ws>SPANISH Super Cup Final>held in Jeddah, Saudi ArabiaAhh yes, that famous Spanish city of Jeddah... modern football really is cooked.
>>83640321this might be the only post of yours I can agree with, spastic.
Last wuppa of the night with a donut while I watch some YouTubes then garn beddingtons.
waiting for the slop to turn up x
>>83640339Jeez will you 2 get a room already.
>>83640369Bit late for a takeaway isn't it lid?Me? Necking some iced ring wonuts from Worrisons.
We are Charlie Kirk.We still carry the flame x
How can we get britfeel sponsored by Saudi Arabia or Qatar? Seems like everything else is nowadays.We all Arab oilbux in life x
>>83640468That's how Seaside can afford all his idums. He got that Qatari sponsorship x.
>>83640468mussies like noncing kids too, you'd fit right in.
>>83640492https://youtu.be/NQzC7jKQfN0me names omar from mansfield in nottingham
>noncemong just can't resist bringing up noncing no matter what the subject isKek
>>83640526put the trip back on sean lad
>>83640492We all sponsored by Qatar Airways in life x
I'll bray thi that's what i'll doif tha different at allthen tha'l get some shoe!https://youtu.be/o1B6msU3WEM
>>83639106It's not immediately giving me troon alarms like "luna" or "lilith" would. Wanna say you're fine
>>83639198Why do you never say this when leftoid cringe is posted?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2jek15m8noSad to see all those young people getting snuffed out in Iran. All because a bunch of old religious fucks don't want to give up power. Ayatollahs need snuffing out ASAP.
Beddingtons calls does it not x
sad cunt is talking to himself again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRW8aAUHvPQ
>>83639140Workplace pensions are basically mandatory, you can opt out if you really want to but every employer has to have a pension scheme
Sleepity sleep sleeps x
Would like to have a girlfriend before I neck x
Good din-din this wasPhwaor innit
>>83639553Are you trying to tell me that isn't a fucking rabbit
Page six again? Not today. Not on my watch.
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