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My co-worker pushed her titties into my arm when she was reaching for a pen. I hope I don't lose this job, I really need it.
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Chad world problems. Have you tried killing yourself?
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report her for sexual harrassment before she can report you
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>>83639520
how big were they anon
do you masturbate to this
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>>83639532
Not Chad, it was an accident.
>>83639541
No
>>83639561
I guess medium? No I don't
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>>83639520
I smell a lawsuit. Resign immediately.
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>>83639520
how big are her tits? did they feel nice squished up against you?
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>>83639520
as a fembot it always happens accidentally for me but I never regret it lol
if I would remember it more often I'd do it on purpose to my male friends
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They do it on purpose in order to get power over you. Believe it or not, some people will treat them slightly different just because of it.
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>>83639633
are you a hot fembot?
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>>83639737
3/6 of my guy friends liked me in the past year and I get approached in public.
I wouldn't post a pic of myself on the internet but I'd say I look maybe like a 7/10
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>>83639776
give me some tips to get a gf in twenty twenty six
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>>83639776
Post your upper arm?
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>>83639793
I can't give you tips, I'm single and after a while guys don't want to date me anymore. maybe I'm too much effort or too insane or clingy.
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>>83639633
Not OP but:

If/when it happens would you be offended if the person doesn't apologize or verbally doubles down as a joke?
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>>83639633
Have you ever tried pushing your tits on their crotches and see if there's a "reaction"?
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I was at the dentist and I'm pretty sure she was pushing her tits against my head the entire time while cleaning up my plaque. It felt kind of odd. There was a hygienist there, too, who offered to do it instead, but the dentist insisted she would do it herself for whatever reason. I'm assuming she must just have been bracing herself to make an uncomfortable angle easier, since the whole situation of staring into someone's mouth and fixing up the result of their lacking hygiene is thoroughly non-erotic, but regardless of how practically reasonable it was I wasn't able to feel fully comfortable with it. Tits pressing against my head are still tits pressing against my head. I'm not sure what to think of it. I guess I kinda wish she hadn't done it.
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>>83639633
>Male friends
Turbo slut
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>>83639883
Selfies are against the rules.
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>>83639883
yep, hot, cool, 7/10 base is believable
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>>83639883
I like your handwriting
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>>83639901
...gulp...why? it's just a pic
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>>83639520
I've heard from somewhere that huge tits feel like sandbags.
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>>83639908
So the board doesn't get flooded in attention whores. That's why they made /soc/. You can post a link to catbox dot moe though.
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>>83639917
They actually feel like your ass.
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>>83639866
no, I don't think there's any scenario where I'm close to their crotch, and even if I wouldn't have the balls to do it I'm too shy
>>83639905
thank you! writing on flesh is hard lol
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>>83639883
anon actually delivered
where's the fags that say women don't post here
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>>83639927
oh sorry, I haven't been on 4chan for long. I was always just lurking. maybe I should really move on to /soc/ instead of being here
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Stop giving that std-ridden whore attention
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>>83639950
They just say that to gatekeep, don't take it literally
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>>83639954
As bad as /r9k/ is, /soc/ is a hundred times worse. You're fine where you are.
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>>83639883
you look sort of young, femy.
and with small breasts...
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Every time it happened to me they wanted me to rape them.
I'm sad because they were all sluts.
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>>83639954
Do you want attention? Go to soc and you can get lots of attention for little to no effort.
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>>83639954
/soc/ is mostly bots and horny posters desu
send bob and vagene type shit
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>>83640017
There are nice threads up. I make them and they never do well.
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>>83639963
>>83639985
>>83640017
lol you're all confusing me but I think I'll at least lurk into /soc/, maybe it's something for me
a lot of men here seem to get annoyed when a girl posts, is it the same with /soc/?
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>>83640093
/soc/ men will all salivate over you. If you post in the less horny threads you'll have a better experience. All the discord generals are shit, the camwhoring threads are for posting nudes, etc.
Robots are vaguely anti-female but if you ignore them the experience shouldn't be too awful. You just can't post yourself here.

What exactly are you looking for? I might be able to point you in the right direction.
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>>83640093
just board culture u are on incel kissless virgin board femanon
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>>83640136
okay thanks,
I'm just looking to spend my time and get attention since I've been feeling kinda down lately. I deleted all social media apps so 4chan, vidya and anime are all I have to distract myself
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>>83640224
There is a free attention thread up with no replies because soc hates me
You could try camwhoring in a camwhore thread if you don't mind getting naked. People will be very nice to you while you're posting nudes.
You could also make a thread with a picture of your face and just chat, but if you don't post contact or nudes you'll get a lot of hate
I think there's an email thread up too if you want a penpal instead of the traditional attention types
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>>83640244
>You could try camwhoring
no, I think there are enough nudes out there lol
>You could also make a thread with a picture of your face and just chat
maybe I'll do it when I'm desperate, depressed and drunk

thanks for the suggestions, anon!
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>>83640270
You can also post here and not say what gender you are if you want to avoid the sexism. Anyway, good luck hope you find some attention somewhere.
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>>83640093
the question should be - are the people on this site really the ones you want attention from?
i wonder.
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>>83640318
ppl don't notice me in school and friends irl usually don't message me often
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>>83640348
Do you want a friend or anonymous people talking to you? There's a big difference there.
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>>83640368
I like being anonymous more cause it's more fun and I'm bad at keeping friends, especially online
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>>83639603
>Not Chad, it was an accident.
oh nonon anon thinks it was an accident and not premeditated to test you
if you think men overthink situations women replay them 300 times in their heads
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>>83640406
I like being anonymous too. I usually post threads here with something like "share a story from your life" and then talk to anyone who posts. Avoiding giving any personal details about yourself is pretty important if you want to have fun though, otherwise you get people attacking you for whatever.



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