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I need a clingy friend so badly.

If you are clingy please post your Discord in this thread.

Thanks.
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>>83640255
Ok but are you a boy looking for a girl
A boy looking for a boy
A girl lo- this is too long
What are you looking for?
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>>83640255
I only want to be clingy with a woman who accepts me romantically and not just for friendship. But females are shallow disgusting pigs who hate incels like me.
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>>83640262
Sex doesn't matter. I am looking for a friend. A relationship is something I can think about later. Having a clingy friend always comes first.
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>>83640273
I forgot people here are autistic. If you want people to bite on your offer you need to specify genders. Most people want to be clingy with the opposite gender regardless of the romantic status of the relationship.
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>>83640255
>I need a clingy friend
Can you promise to not send me a picture of your weiner?
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>>83640273
A relationship is a complete non starter if you are a boy and your clingy friend is another boy who isn't gay. You need to specify genders.
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>>83640338
>You need to specify genders.
Please stop posting in my thread. I have been clingy to several friends in the past and vice-versa.
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This is that Mavis posting retard isn't it?
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>>83640335
>Can you promise to not send me a picture of your weiner?
Obviously yes. However, I may send you a picture of an actual Wiener or Schnitzel since I do cook those LOL.
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>>83640358
>may send you a picture of an actual Wiener or Schnitzel
Alright that sounds fine.

gnomermcgnomington9479
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>>83640367
Soooo are you going to respond to my friend request or not?
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>>83640391
>red flag #151
Damn dude took you 4 minutes to flub it
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OP, will you play video games with me? You sound like a BPD person who will disappear randomly one day.
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>>83640398
Stuff like this is exactly why I hate normies. One day I am going to [redacted] a bunch of you if you people keep it up.
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>>83640416
>>83640398
What happened? I'm confused, anons.
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>>83640438
The OP is that retard childofthefaggynight who wants to own an autistic boy and cuddle with him in a totally not gay way. He's a fucking lunatic and spams this shit constantly. I assume he's not using his avatar because he's been getting banned for it. He's completely obnoxious and retarded. Ugly as fuck too he posted face on soc lol
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>>83640461
It can't ever be a "normal" autistic person who just wants to game
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>>83640461
Do you want a lot of featherless bipeds to become inanimate soon? Because that's how you get it.

Keep poking the beehive.
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>>83640479
So scawwy shut the fuck retard. You have to be 18+ to post on this site.
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>>83640461
Oh yes, I remember him, and if I'm not mistaken, his ultimate fantasy is to meet a high-IQ autistic guy like L in Death Note
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>>83640484
>shut the fuck retard
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>>83640479
Don't commit indiscriminate acts of violence, anon,
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>>83640497
That and starting some kind of eco-fascist commune but it's not clear what exactly he's trying to do. He's a nutjob.
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>>83640497
>his ultimate fantasy is to meet a high-IQ autistic guy like L in Death Note
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>>83640505
Then stop trying to prevent me from finding my ideal friend.

It's not that hard.
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>>83640524
No one wants to be your friend because you're an insufferable tard
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>>83640537
I already have Discord acquaintances though. My problem is finding my ideal person irl.
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>>83640555
Anon, are you autistic? Are you a homosexual? You ignored my above question, too.
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>>83640571
>Anon, are you autistic?
Yes.
>Are you a homosexual?
I am unsure. I have never had sex with a man so by definition I am not a homosexual. However, I may try it one day and enjoy it so I might become one. That is a very ambiguous question since nobody is actually born gay. Homosexuality is primarily the result of conditioning.
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do you still hang out at the library?
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>>83640588
>Homosexuality is primarily the result of conditioning.
It is? That's not a popular opinion. Americans generally feel that someone's born gay which is how they justify it as an "orientation" and deny the classical homo-pedo associations.
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>>83640602
Yes, every day. I was there reading a 100-page book in on sitting in hopes of lengthening my attention span and decreasing my dependence on digital media. I plan on reading said book every day for ten days. I will be there again tomorrow.
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>>83640605
>That's not a popular opinion.
Yes. Only because jews control America.

https://nationalvanguard.org/2021/04/confronting-the-judeocracy-the-six-stages-of-enlightenment/
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>>83640626
You believe there's a Jewish conspiracy surrounding homosexuality but you would still consider being one?
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>>83640636
Unfortunately homosexuality has been around long before jews were even a thing. I have unfavorable genetics so I do not believe it would be immoral for me to date a femboy or tranny. I am somewhat better off not breeding anyways.
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>>83640461
Do you have the picture of what he looks like? he keeps claiming he's a pure white male but he sounds like a mutt coping about being a genetic abnormality
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>>83640656
https://archiveofsins.com/soc/thread/34618874/
lol
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>>83640656
>he keeps claiming he's a pure white male
I never claimed that. However I am definitely a believer in National Socialism.

>>83640672
I love that picture of myself so much. Thank you for posting it. *nuzzles you* UwU
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>>83640672
>>83640649
I can't be gay for you because you are not attractive but perhaps we could talk about da joos
How does this explain YouTube and TikTok though (owned by the Chinese)
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>>83640255
Trying to get friends on 4chan is another type of autism ig
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>>83640347
You are a retard faggot.
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>>83640672
he has a black mans nose and Tom Cruze's dead eyes
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>>83640391
Sorry, got pulled away for some shit

Also I did not get the request. Send again I guess?
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>>83640737
Where else am I going to do it? If I try irl I don't think it would work.
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>>83640725
>but perhaps we could talk about da joos
Okay good.

Discord?
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>>83640809
Are you the devil ? There is always someone who would be friends with you deadass you just not trying
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>>83640725
>How does this explain YouTube and TikTok though (owned by the Chinese)
Youtube had a CEO that was a jew and TikTok is obviously funded by jews. You see, jewish power comes from jewish wealth and unfortunately in a globalized economy companies can only exist if they are bribed & extorted(aka shareholder stock) by jews.
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>>83640818
Is there a way to make one without an email or phone? I hate that shit. I wish they allowed just user and pass
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>>83640910
Join a server link. They have some on /soc/. It will give you an account automatically.
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>>83640921
Doesn't it just prompt for sign-in? Or doesn't it require registration after a certain amount of time or specific events
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>>83640967
>Doesn't it just prompt for sign-in?
I honestly don't know anymore.
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i badly need a clingy girl...
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>>83640921
Sorry, anon, I don't want to try to figure out how to make a discord. It's an evil, toxic platform anyway.
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>>83640737
>Trying to get friends on 4chan is another type of autism ig


I have done it before, and I will do it again.
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>>83640255
Damn. Can't say I've seen Momo posted here before.
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>>83640263
Learn game then. If you can suffer the pain of a relationship, you can suffer the pain of reading a few books.



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