well... what's your response?
That's bananas
>>83644060Do women write stuff like this when they like you? Must be cool to be chad.
"no, i remember. How could I forget you?I remember gathering all of my courage to tell you the first words I ever spoke to you: ooga booga. "
>>83644060Thirsty for Chad all she can think of is stuff resembling a phallus, not even when trying to make a light-hearted joke.
>>83644060i've got a banana right here for ya bitch
>>83644060I'd respond that bananas weren't bred into a very edible form and that it was unlikely for humans to be around them in the first place until recently and then I'd block her. I hate women.
my response is that I'd fucking mute you on 4chan forever, if I could, for posting utter degenerate dogshit.
>>83644060>did we had secqz?
Yea I remember that. I remember how we fucked. You were good.
>>83644070actually good response, good job sheldon anon
>>83644060>you got the wrong person. I was hunting and eating meat, none of that vegan monkey stuffOh man, I hate interacting with women
>>83644060>y-you tooI seriously have no idea how to follow that up. Being ND and dating is hell on earth.
Something like you took my bananas that's why I've been ghosting you for the last 200,000 years
>>83644060Good god, bitches are so fucking terrible at making conversation. It's hyper condensed cringe every single fucking time
>We actually knew each other 180,000 year ago.I hated you then and I hate you now.
>>83644354She's Asian what do you expectI kinda feel bad for them sometimes, they're intelligent but very awkward especially when they try to act "cool" like a fucking reddit comment (that's what they believe non-thuglooking guys are into)It's cute that they try but it's so cringe. You really gotta have some terminal case of yellowfever to get past this 1st levelThey're equally as cringe when they're acting ghetto to get a black/mexican guy.
baby if this is the way you want to do this I'm about to put this banana in a place aint nobody ever going to forget
>>83644071Yeah, imagine women writing first on dating aps Crazy
>>83644060>the world isn't even 180,000 years old
>>83644060>well... what's your response?It's gonna be a long fucking year isn't it
>>83644368Giga BasedNigga Based
>>83644060>cool. come over tonight. what do you wanna drink?Always works.
>>83644060>you can still pick my banana to relive those primal memoriesjk I would never say that shit
>>83644060>>83644071Nah it's fishing for sure. That or just straight up fake.
>>83645082nahh muthufugga das aint de real way is just the speaking piece yknow what im sayin dawg
>>83644060We must've done it in a past life.
>>83644060Okay without reading any of the replies to this thread i would say some retarded shit like ''Are you sure? such a beautiful looking girl like you i could never ever forget'' would this work on girls or do you instantly need to make it about sex?
>>83645416Assuming you are gay, that's an okay thing to write. You state your intentions as a future friend with a playful hint of submission. Assuming you guys become good friends later down the line, it could be a funny story to break the ice with at a bff party.
>>83645416Never say ur impressed with an asian girl's beautyShe will instantly stop liking youOnly give backhanded compliments if at all
>>83646322?? You are stupid or an incel. With Asian girls, you always give em a compliment and move forward.>ur pretty>thanks>anal?>yea plsThat's how it goes.
>>83644060if she is whore : "what we do more than pick bananas?"
>>83644326Its a bad first message on her part. There isnt really any normal way to respond.
>>83646345*did instead of do
>>83644154Gigachad response
>>83644060>>83644071If woman did that on dating apps it would be cool...
>all the sperging itt over a playful openerJfl
>>83644060What does that even mean? Is she calling you a nig?
>>83646470She's just trying to be cute and say you were always meant to be together or some shit. Cringe women flirt with non-Chad men by writing them reddit posts.
>>83646470She's just "opening" him playfully. It's supposed to be sort of cute and playful. Basically saying they have known each other for millennia but he forgot, which the forgot part is just her joking with him kinda
>>83646476Guy is probably a chad doe
This thread proves men hate when we "have a personality" and "make the first move". Men want to chase they don't want us to steal their glory or offend their masculinity
>>83644060You simply reply>oo oo ah ah *throws feces at you*
>>83647443>Men want to chase they don't want us to steal their glory or offend their masculinityMost of the men in this thread have never chased in their life. Taking anything away from a sample of degenerates as fact is fuckin' stupid. But you're a retarded troon fishing for (You)s anyway, so rope.
a blow job is a blow job, it's not going to suck itself
>>83644060Grug remember
>>83644070FUcking A. Anon should've send this with the sheldon image.
