I need to kill myselfbut i have no gunsother methods just suck asswhy was i put in this predicament?
>>83646339Suicide is stupidly hard when the death has to be more elaborate than "pull trigger" too, your survival instinct will not let you go that easily.
>>83646339There is one more method. Get someone to kill you. You would have no control over it and the other person just has to come over and put you down. It will be over just like that. Easy.
>>83646349quite unfortunate isn't it?>>83646389i don't have the kind of money to hire an assassin
>>83646414>I don't have the kind of money to hire an assassinThen beg someone to put you down.
have you considered driving near an ice officer? telling them to be good?
>>83646437they're not gonna do it>>83646441not american
>>83646444>they're not gonna do itHave you considered going to a threatening neighborhood and begging someone from there.
>>83646461no ones gonna do itat worst they will just beat me up and steal my money
>>83646339You should become a wagie until you can afford to move to canada or some other shithole that offers comfy, assisted, medical decapitation and hopefully find a wife you can impregnate to give your life meaning before you go through with your silly idea
>>83646553>hopefully find a wifeimpossible
If you wanted to kill yourself you wouldn't be posting here for attention hahahahahaSomeone could give you the full proof suicide method and even pay for it and you would come up with an excuse. How about you try reflecting?
>>83646631give me a fool proof method theni'm waiting.
>>83646339Live and suffer with me
>>83646650Practice cbt. Your life can't be that bad, I have a permanent disability and I love being alive. It's all about your outlook.
>>83646491>at worst they will just beat me up and steal my moneyTrue. That could be the case. They wouldn't want the trouble either.If I lived where you live I'd gladly come over and put you down for free. No hard feelings of course.
>>83646699i see no point in living if I can't get what I want out of life>>83646659why
>>83646728>whyNo reason in particular (IloveitwhenpeoplesufferI'mhelplesslyaddictedtohumansufferingandmisery)
>>83646739why are you such a cruel person?
>>83646728Where do you live. Why are you vague posting if you're going to commit?
>>83646749It's nice to share mutual intense feelings and experiences
>>83646699>Practice cbtSure. But it's useless if you are truly suicidal.T. been to like 15 appointments by now with a therapist
>>83646750europeI *would* commit if i had a guni'm don't want to risk becoming a veggie>>83646757suffering should be minimized in the world
>>83646768Exactly my point, you need a therapist? CBT is something to be done on your own and honestly not without outside validation. Why are you suicidal? The answer will always be your negative thoughts one way or another.
>>83646775Lmfao "Europe"Where do you live faggot
>>83646796>Where do you live faggotwhy do you want to know?
>>83646768>truly suicidalThe truly suicidal people are already dead anon...
>>83646339Same. I was thinking of starving myself because I heard you only feel like shit in the beginning, but I don't know if it's true. I mean, your organs shutting down has to hurt.
>>83647024i tried doing that but it didn't really work outright now it's impossible
>>83646389you ever just go up to some people and ask them to kill you? everyone is freaked out by it. the cops will hesitate, and even nigger thugs will be like "ayo chill, i dont want that blood on my hands. you need help". even the most vile people (niggers) dont have the heart to just kill someone. it's ironically one of the best ways to deal with a robber. it's to just go full "whatever i have nothing to lose anyway but if you try me i will kill you for it". everyone fears the man with nothing left to lose and is actively seeking death
>>83648141This ain't a movie. If someones a sociopath murderer and you go ask him to kill you, he will kill you there and then without paying any heed to what you say.Even I'd put them down without any delay. Because if he's suffering and wants to die, I would gladly help him out and end his pain.
