https://www.vice.com/en/article/woman-tried-to-take-a-selfie-with-a-shark-and-lost-both-hands/
>Dumb bitch does something dumb for attention>both hands are gonewho is surprised by this turn of events?
>>83646949Why the fuck go anywhere near a shark? Did she take the redditard "sharks are actually friendly!" bullshit seriously? Might as well go take a selfie with a gator too. Retards.
>>83646949how tf did you get both bit off? you only need one arm to hold the phone
>People will never learn, huh? A woman lost both of her hands after trying to do something so dumb that it pains me to even write this. She wanted to snag a selfie with a shark. Seriously.>What ended up happening was the complete opposite of a Kodak moment. instead, it sparked a vicious bite that saw the Canadian woman vacationing in Turks and Caicos walking away with no hands. The 55-year-old woman was wandering around the shallow end when she spotted the six-foot predator. That's when the idea of capturing a selfie popped into her head, and she began following it before she eventually came face to face with the shark.>Photos emerged on The Daily Mail of the woman laying in the sand with cloth towels around the ends of her arms where her once fully functioning hands were. The incident occurred on Feb. 12. According to The Turks and Caicos Island Government's Facebook post, it occurred in the Blue Hills section. The victim was taken to a local hospital before being airlifted to another medical center.>According to The National Post, one of her hands was amputated at the wrist, while the other "was severed mid-way down her forearm." It's still unclear what species the shark was, though some theorize it was a bull shark, which was responsible for an Australian attack a little more than a year ago. The outlet also notes that shark attacks on the island are rare with just four non-fatal incidents since 2021.
>>83646995Kek the exclamation point
>>83646949BAAAABY SHARK DOO DOO DOO DOO
>>83646995Meh. I've been in the water with a tiger shark and they dont give a fuck about you right away. If you make lots of space they mind themselves.most of the time
>The 55-year-old woman was wandering around the shallow end when she spotted the six-foot predator. That;s when the idea of capturing a selfie popped into her head, and she began following it before she eventually came face to face with the sharkHow are white women even real?
>>83646949At least the shark wouldn't look at her ass chud
>>83647112Tasty bait, too bad it wasn't as tasy as her hands
>>83646949>Bears Out, Women Now Choose Sharkah of course, bear vs shark
>>83647038Take a look at the ICE protests. White women are the biggest retards on Earth right now
>>83646949Domestication syndrome.No threat perception.
>>83646949Whenever I'm feeling depressed about life I rejoice in the fact that all my life experience has shown me time and time again that stupid people ruin their own lives. They never actually have a good life no matter how much they may pretend or how much temporary gain they may receive like money or cooperation they always in the end ruin their life to the point of total futility. Which to that I say good fuck em suffer.
>>83646995>YOU'RE MORE LIKELY TO BE STRUCK BY A COMET THAN BITTEN BY A SHARK ACCORDING TO THE FINEST MINDS AT REDDIT UNIVERSITY>DON'T BE BIGOTED
>>83646995You don't get it annon, all those (white) men on the beach, she felt safer with the shark (she wasn't but facts don't trump feelings) so its again your fault, also be prepared to fight rape accusations as you touched her (pulling her out) without enthusiastic consent. (Proof in court will be her disstressed screams)
>>83647780>picYes because its track 2 in track 2 its future nigger doing all that.
>>83646949Stuff like this always makes me think my life isn't that bad.
>one of her hands was amputated at the wrist, while the other "was severed mid-way down her forearm."brutal
They will call her lady hook from now on and her instagram will be more popular than ever. Eating girlslop and wiping her ass will be difficult at first, but humans are nothing if not adaptable.
