Make your ideal partner using the Picrew.https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/644129
>>83651807i miss my bf
>>83651877that looks exactly like my friend, maybe he was your boyfriend
>>83651898That would be spooky 0.0 tell me something about him
>>83651955he makes reggaeton music on an old macbook in his concrete prison
>>83651807not sure why they look so androgynous or maybe I just have a type idk
stupid tranny app won't let me save my wife
>>83651962Definitely not him then anon, cute coincidence though
>>83651972just press the finish button
>>83651970its the nose, cheekbones and oversized jacket, makes it look like a dude with long hair
id do this one but i only have a very vague idea of what my crush looks like
looks like this + lets me beat him
Gonna have to slide in this gay shitlib city-slicker picrew thread midwest style >yee yee
an original comment pertinent to this thread
>>83652045isnt the midwest just a bunch of blond jerries?
>>83652176>isnt the midwest just a bunch of blond jerries?Is this even in English? No comprende, saar.
>>83652006i sorta look like that and would let someone beat me up
No way someone doxxed his face in an /r9k/ thread lmao
>>83652395ayy fellow elf enjoyer
>>83652278>zoom zoom cant comprehend boomer slangLet me spell it out for you:>isn'tA contraction of "is not." It functions as the auxiliary verb opening the question.>the midwestRefers to U.S. states such as Ohio, Indiana, Illinois and Iowa.>justMeans merely / nothing more than. It minimizes complexity and diversity.>a bunch ofColloquial phrasing meaning a large group of.>blondDescribes hair color, commonly used in stereotypes to suggest Northern European ancestry.>jerriesSlang for Germans or people of German descent originating during the Second World War. Historically informal and sometimes derogatory. In American context, it often points to German immigrant heritage.
>>83651877looks like jock chad>>83652006chad>>83652100chada lotta normie foids on today. must be the off season
Not sure why I made this, feels like I'm torturing myself by being confronted with things I'll never achieve in life
>>83652532>normalfaggot that uses the word normie calls ME a "normie"lmao. Here's your (You)
>>83652563>foid wants chad and nobody elseblablabla why don't you go suck cock off tinder?
>>83651807I wish black elf girls were real
I like wavy hair a lot And freckles
>tfw no tomboy who is also a fujo nerd that uses 4chan, but still looks and dresses androgynous and cute enough to be my counterpart since I am a somewhat feminine twink myself gfyeah I dunno if I'm gonna find my ideal gf lol, I do not know where I'd find somebody like this besides this site. I do in fact sometimes talk to a girl like that though, it's just that I don't know how she looks yet so this is how I imagine her appearance
>>83652457Charlie Brown looking Irish boy in drag >>83652478Thank you, that's quite the pedantic jeetgpt ESL-tier explanation on that little linguistic extrapolation you tried to pull off. Dubious to think boomers have such a slang term because they were categorically not part of WWII and I also do not hear them say it despite living among them. While living "in American context," I have never heard such slang said in my life. If we're talking about Germans, we just say the word German to refer to them. So you meant to ask "Isn't the Midwest just a bunch of blonde Germans?" Here's a non-contrived, beautifully concise, natural English answer: "No." >>83652535I know this picrew is gay as hell and hard to work with but just look at the hairline and the ear placement. Looks like an inbred turk wearing a wig >>83652625They exist in Africa, you should go there
>>83652593>>foid wants chad and nobody elseyes>blablabla why don't you go suck cock off tinder?I'm not a normalfag so I don't have sex retard. Stop projecting your cocksucking fantasies onto me.
>>83652656all i can see is a zoom zoom crying about how inferior he is to boomers
I love chick with glasses
>>83652532>>83652563>>83652593>>83652706>>83652714good morning sirs full support from india
>>83652638that's beautiful <3 love it >>83652278Cute
>>83652715They don't love you. Sad to be discarded by the bottom 40% of women
>>83652736>They don't love youwhy would you say that :(
>>83652766It's an Indian or a bot
>>83652777>It's an Indian or a botI'm not an indian dummy
I just love looking at beautiful faces
>>83652806thats it? some random chinese man?
>>83652953NTA but Chinese people don't have blue eyes or prominent nose bridges
I have a crush on my friend, I dreamt about us kissing
If you look like this I'm available in my dreams at night
my ideal gf changes day to day
If there's a girl with light brown hair and green eyes, maybe a bit nerdy, im fucking cooked. didnt like the hair selection for this picrew so i decided to just make her hair messy which i think is really cute.
>>83652330cute!>>83652532this is the ideal partner thread not the make a fat balding loser so anon doesn't feel threatened by a cartoon character thread
>>83653275im neither fat nor balding
Being a part of a power couple isn't easy
>>83651807Just made the perfect guy, I know he exists.. somewhere..
>>83653595tell him to wash his face every day
>>83653599no i like them filthy
HOW DO I GET THIS GAY ASS SHIT OFF MY SCREEN? I FUCKING HATE WHEN ART NIGGERS COVER UP 99% OF THEIR ART WITH "LE DO NOT STEAL CREDIT ME PLZZZZZZZ" SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83653643You are just like me I hate that shit too. It's the internet if you upload that shit expect people to take and use it. I will go and photoshop shit out
This is an original comment about posting my gf
He would do puzzles with me and we would play outside together ^^
Its not fucking fair bros
just made this one of me and nepdoesn't look a lot like us but it works, lolhere link if anyone else wants to try, it's half decent i'd sayhttps://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1822696
>>83652006I saw this nigga on the train today
>>83653936awe yours is so cute!!I made myself and the guy who left me ;-;
>>83653936way better than the western tranny one
Original bf
I'm 36 and still waiting to meet her (despite being married)
>>83654050why are ours so similar lol?here's mine: >>83654032
>>83654086based fellow pierced hairbow-wearing brunette standing in front of power lines with her black haired boy... our taste is just immaculate. i made mine with the other picrew initially hehe >>83652006
brb gonna kms
>>83654118lmaoo we're really twins, I hope we'll find our dream bfs soon :>
>>83651807Me on the left, ideal GF on the right
So have mods just given up on deleting the /soc/ shit from here?
Me and him against the world
>>83654078What is she like, Mr. Anon?
Don't like that picrew style much but here
>>83654142This is r9k, not /b/ or /pol/Go back
>>83654138youre a lesbo? quite the shock
>>83654194>>83654219Not so cold, no so serious, not so reactive. The opposite of those things, actually, and with a freer laugh. Dynamic and pretty. I guess I did meet her recently, a few hours one night a week for a few months. She was really enchanted with me, though it was only occasionally flirty, and made me feel interesting. Definitely helped that she was a younger woman and it was in a context where I knew what I was talking about and could joke and show off. Now she's in another state, moving on with her life. I am still on the fence regarding the hug at our last meeting, which I kind of solicited. I guess it was pretty obvious to her that I was infatuated. Anyway, thank you for asking.
>>83654142how is this soc shit? the soc version of this is to put yourself as the partner, not your imaginary girlfriend
