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I really need a hug. Should I pay a prostitute to hug me? Do they do a discounted rate for that?
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>>83652524
Dr. Pepper sucks ass
Cherry coke feels like a drink for children
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>>83652524
Regular Coca Cola mogs Dr. Pepper
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>>83652554
>>83652580
No it doesn't. Dr Pepper is really nice.
Stop kicking me while I'm down!
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>>83652602
>No it doesn't
Coca Cola mogs Dr. Pepper imo
>Dr Pepper is really nice
Dr. Pepper is good, but not as good as Coca Cola
>Stop kicking me while I'm down!
Anon, don't pay a prostitute for a hug. Just get a hug from your mom.
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>>83652614
>Coca Cola mogs Dr. Pepper imo
I don't really like the taste of Coca Cola if I'm being completely honest.
>Just get a hug from your mom.
I moved to the other side of the world for work. I've been here for over a year and haven't met a single person who would hug me if I asked.
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>>83652671
>I don't really like the taste of Coca Cola if I'm being completely honest.
That's too bad.
>I moved to the other side of the world for work. I've been here for over a year and haven't met a single person who would hug me if I asked.
Is this the China-anon who accidentally ordered food to his (or her) school?
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>>83652690
>Is this the China-anon who accidentally ordered food to his (or her) school?
No, that's not me
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dis nigga both hugless and drinks Dr. Shitpipe
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>>83652697
I'm a bad week from killing myself, please don't laugh.
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>>83653116
>I'm a bad week from killing myself, please don't laugh.
Nah, don't do that, anon. Never commit suicide.
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>>83652524
If you go to a prostitute and ask for a hug they'll probably do it for free but if you're asking them to come to you to give you a hug then you probably need to pay for their time.
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>>83652524
Hire prostitute.
Have sex.
You can ask for hugs and cuddles all time left for free.
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>>83653350
I don't want to have my first time with a prostitute
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Is there a better (cheaper) option than paying a hooker?
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>>83654701
swallowing your dignity and asking random people.

Most do comply, it's just a hug.
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>>83655530
What's the best method for this? Just approaching people? Or should I make a sign or something?
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>>83652524
where are you i will give you a hug free
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>>83656556
I'm in East Asia
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>>83656722
oh ok im in europe so i guess ill just kill myself then
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>>83656746
Maybe you can try a few hugs sign, I think Euros would be more amenable to that than they are here.
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>>83656768
i will get beat up and spat on



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