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HMS Victory edition
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in some way we all just hms victory in life x
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Might go to that spoons for lunch classic HHL style
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Imagine living in a spacker home
Yikes
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>>83652852
I plugged them both into chatgpt and didn't understand any of it, but that's ok I got into palantir early from a wsb thread when they were cheapo and made like 7k profit so it sometimes pays to just accept you don't understand something and throw money at it. Worst case scenario I lose a couple hundo and stab you in your sleep.
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You bastard bitch! I wanted a DVD edition! IT'S NOT FAIR! I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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famberg like to get up and just slam the front door as many times as possible for some strange reason

Let the dogberg out for a piss about half an hour ago and ive heard that door open and close at least 10 times now

No idea what the fuck they are doing, they let the dogberg out for 5 seconds then scream and clap at the dog to get her attention
*slam*
2 minutes go by and you hear the door being ripped open yet again, then a massive *slam* THEN the fucking dogberg barking again
*open*
*SLAM*
>someone decides they are going to shop
*open*
*SLAM*

Door is going to fall off eventually with these heavy handed cunts tbqfh
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just sparked up a J
life is good
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>>83652865
I didn't bother finishing it, desu. I became too enraged, and decided to download some antim immigration stickers to post through my neighbours doors.
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>>83652925
>decided to download some antim immigration stickers to post through my neighbours doors.

This will be a great bit of craic, what ones did you download and what you going to post?
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>>83652904
Their house their rules little lad x
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Dads really be like this fr https://youtube.com/shorts/fVSFrkq4oL4
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She not wrong though is she? Charlie didn't get the job because he's White
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RAM prices going up, SSD and HDD prices going up. AI is going to kill the PC.
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She a baddie fr
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>>83652874
Imagine working a shit job for minimum wage and not even getting sex or relationships
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>>83652985
I'm not going to play a children's game, nor am I a racist, but from what I've seen of this so far it does seem like extraordinarily poor execution for a propaganda piece.
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>>83652973
boring. utopia is going anywhere doing anything you want, that applies to everyone. and every bit of shite that comes out takes us further away from that vision.

but i dont know if it makes more sense to reduce human population to get us closer to that point of view or wait and stretch it out. that seems to be the problem. I dont want to take any sides i just have an idea on the end goal
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>>83652985
corrrr they don't need to make me MORE racist do they, me members twitching
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>>83652955
It was just a joke. I'm really dossing about playing vidya instead.
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What GNU/Linux operating system are you using in 2026 lads?
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>>83653023
Mint. It works fine, so why change?
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>>83653023
windows came pre-installed with the laptop and i never had an issue with it
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>>83653032
I dislike Cinnamon and Ubuntu base. Debian is best.
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>>83653034
It's got AI slop and you've got forced online sign in nowadays. It will also consume a lot more RAM. Can't stand using it.
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Corrrr... these Wanikani mnemonics spaced repetition bollocks works somehow.
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>>83653032
I got mint on my lappy, its decent - gotta update it though just being lazy
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Encourage me to leave the house and pick up me tablets de lids.
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Linux
Tor Browser
Nonce
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>>83653099
Get it done now while its miserable and no one is about x
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Me? I play all me VNs and watch me JAV on a Windows PC because I'm not a nonce spacker obsessed with Linux. Anyone running Linux needs to have their drives checked ASAP. It's simply a nonce OS. Simple as.
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still sticking with windows 10
Id still be on windows 7 if my old pc didnt die
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>>83653099
I would if I wasn't being lazy and avoiding going to get my tablets and do a blood pressure check.
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>>83653127
okay mr police officer
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>>83653128
Did you try mouth to port on it?
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corr wouldnt let anyone mouth my ports tbqhwyl oooh i get a bit tingly even thinkin about it x
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First you're not allowed to take photos of women in a state of undress without their knowledge, then you can't make them undress with AI because they won't do it for you IRL, now you can't film them with glasses.
This fucking country...
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>>83653023
Windows 11 for me lad lovely x
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>>83653135
Did i say mouth to port? sorry i meant bass to mouth
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No you can't just use windows. You can't. You mustn't. Arghhh
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Hehehehe cooper rose is it :)
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Not the best way to spend my time really
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Had a few woffees at that spoons now I feel energized af. Corr this might be the start of my woffeegrind arc.
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Another big day sat at the computer posting about HHL all day, is it King?
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>>83653182
The start of the substance abuse arch there de lid
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>>83653182
Don't do it lad, it's a slippery slope. I got hooked on costa mocha's, now I'm on 3 espressos a day running round like a madman. Might have to go to teahab soon and kick the habit.
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Zoomers have it so easy. Ethnat baddies in every college
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energized NEETs
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>>83653197
i generally stick to woffee at home but that costa woffee is fuckin rocket fuel when you get it in the shop, the costa coffee tins you see in the shops are fucking RANK which was disappointing
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>>83653182
You should get on that waggingtongrind arc x
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bought 100 quid worth of that starknet. hope that anon is right and it pumps. last time I stuck 100 quid on a britfeel crypto recommendation (maybe the same anon) I lost 50 quid lol! I just like the idea of making money off of something some random anon said on here
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>>83653195

We all addicts in life x

>>83653197

I prefer me wuppas over woffee anyways. I just like the odd woffee now and then. The main thing is that I didn't have any wooze. I'm 9 days no wooze today and it lush.
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I should try a Swan Special Blonde someday. I'm not really a boozer though.
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Wonder what his current items count is.
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>>83653253
>>83653254
Ever tried drugs Ruthlad? I tried weed once. Didn't really like it.
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Bastard bitch GP only gave me seven days worth of medication. Been badgering me to have a 'review' doe ages but can I ever get through? Can I fuck. Guess I'm gonna just go through withdrawal cause some uppity cunt won't give me my meds.
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>>83653277
No. I don't like the smell of weed. It should be legalised like tobacco.
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Hahahahaha Turkish mong lol
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installing games i will never play
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>>83653231
You and me in this together. I memba smirnoffbro was always recommending a particular coin but can't remember what it was or if it even got poomped or doomped
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Lot of flooding in York. Hopefully the pubs are not affected.
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>>83653294
You've done him, king. Made him look a right fool.
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Everybody on york drinking swan special beer saar it is national beverage I am yorkman saar I must drinking hehe
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>>83653296
For me it's downloading films I'll never watch.
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>>83653290
Leagalize weed
Ban alcohol

Watch the country improve
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Hello fellow white british lads we all know about york don't we? The asmr place
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I really ought to drink one of those Newcastle Brown Ales originally launched by Colonel Jim Porter in 1927, I missed my chance when it was around before but luckily it was relaunched in 2025. I'm not really a boozer though.
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One day I will travelling to the falkirk it is easy journey for British lad like me by camel I mean train...
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>>83653330
Wonder what the night life is like there. Must be a lot of uni bints.
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That stupid bint who's son killed himself... she's still banging on about blaming social media videos. Get a grip lassie your son was a wee fag.
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>>83653341
Fair few scottish roses there.
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>>83653356
Yes saar white pale skinned angels so nice sexy girls :D
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>>83653326
>>83653341
Somethings not quite right here, as you were lad....
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>>83653320
Yes you never see a weed man kicking off in the town centre at 10am. Weed is just a little plant.
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>>83653364
White girls are a novelty to ruthmong, girls where he's from are different (brown)
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Pakis and JEETs actually think all white girls are whores.
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So beautiful white girls is vagene innie or outie I must know
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Can you believe women can just live here indefinitely by going to university for a few years?
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That's the tickets for 28 Years Later: Bone Temple sorted. Yeah, I paid a little extra for them womfy recliner seats. Might as well x
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>>83653391
One for you, one for your carer?
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>>83653391
Cheeky wag for the movie, lid? You know you want to. x
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The world does make sense. You just have to understand what is happening. There are signs!
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Pay for lazy, mentally ill men like me, working women. No pussy no work. Easy life for me on that disability.
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>>83653399
don't say that! he'll come back off trip and samefag
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>>83653400

Fuck that. Rather get some nachos with that hot cheese and salsa dippingtons.
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Oh aye, just go without me meds. Receptionist is useless as usual. Cuntington. Oh, ring back at 8am for an appointment is it? Oh aye, I'm sure I'll have no issue getting through. x
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Got chinese men in our police. Pathetic.

https://youtu.be/VFQpzN655pM
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>>83653430
very surprised your not a big fatty BOOM BATTY at this point lad
Going to end up that way if you keep replacing wrugs with food (many such cases)
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>>83653435
You need your meds and more so if they are for your mental health. You know you can do repeat requests on the NHS app and you can book appointments through PATCHES, you might have a link for this on the home page of your doctors.
I hope you get what you need, hang in there!
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>>83653527
No mate, I got my meds but only a small supply. They need me to do a review. I can't get a review. They're always busy. FUCKING RECEPTIONIST BINTS JUST OUT ME THROUGH TO THE DOCTOR FOR FIVE MINUTES.
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>>83653444
lol, just came up on my shorts this
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>>83653444
He's just as English as you me lad
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bet abdul could get an appointment or shaniqua
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Wages, not benefits.
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>>83653533
You can book appointments through PATCHES, have a look for the link to sign up to it on the home page of your doctors.
Doctors don't do on the day appointments now unless you're 80+ or it's for a baby.
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>>83653548
Ruthmong isn't English so this doesn't work
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How can I fail with the power of God and Anime on my side!
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>>83653568
Shut up lad. I fucking am white british lad.
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Was gonna call the doctors today but couldn't be fucked. This will likely backfire in the long run.
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>>83653578
Temper temper mehmet
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Me? Always been linux and always will be x
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GIRLS WITH GUNS ON LSD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJelsOHe6xk
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>>83653604
You know what lad, I DONT think this makes you a nonce. I know I'm going against the grain when I say this, but it is possible to be a linux user and not a nonce.
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>>83653604
Windows for me, enjoying 11 atm x
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>>83653604
Can't afford Windows? Sad!
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>>83653613
Winlad here, I dont necessarily think he's a nonce, more likely Indian and/or a regular poorfag as >>83653632 said, wish him all the best for improving his life situation tho
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>>83653642
Based, that's the kind of positive attitude you get from a premium operating system
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Dual booted Linux/Windows XP right up until XP end of life and never bothered with windows since. I had Mac OS from Leopard to High Sierra on MacBook Air and a different lappy for my Linux OS, Now I have Linux on both laptop and MacBook Air.
Does that make me a double nonce?
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>>83653646
Thanks lad. Unfortunately he said "always will be" like he's resigned to being a poorfag scrounger forever. I do wish him luck though.
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>>83653604
Im a slut. I have windows LTSC for desktop. And Linux on the laptop. also a dual boot of debian on windows.

might get graphene on my phone but id have to buy a new phone, phones arent too important as long as they can call and text x
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Love these lads x
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>>83653654
Bit of a noncey picture that
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For me it's a Chromebook running ChromeOS. It can do everything every other fruity little os can do and looks very cool too.
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>>83653690
Love chromeos, aesthetic af
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Struggling to wash penis
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>>83653695
You need a pH balanced product shippy, use some random male showergel it'll be pH matched and good for your willy.
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Switching to linux did actually get me a gf lol, windossers stay mad x
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got on the apps again
fucking dire
every fucking woman is the exact fucking same just copy pasted
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Haven't been into the office this year, likely will not start this week. Possibly next, we will see.
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>>83653703
>windossers
Why would the more expensive os be for dossers? How much does Linux cost again? Nothing? LMAO! Scrounger alert.
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>>83653705
What kind of thing? Describe her.
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>>83653717
"love darts, f1, dogs, guinness"
That's their entire personality
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>>83653711
And yet, I struggle to believe that there are more than a dozen individual dossers in the entire country who use linux. Virtually every single dossers uses windows. Dossers are generally very low IQ and linux is an operating system that requires a minimum level of brain activity to install.
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AND IT'S JUST LIKE HE'S IN ANOTHER WORLD
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>>83653717
>Kate, 31
>Bubbly
>Chunky but funky
>My kids are my world
>Looking for something serious
>No time wasters
>Love walks in the country, prosecco with the girls and traitors (omg did you see what grace did lol)
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>>83653724
Weird cope this lad. Linux is the OS of third world Indian scroungers lol
>India has one of the highest Linux desktop market shares globally, around 16% in mid-2024 according to some sources, driven by cost-sensitivity
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>>83653731
oh i forgot the chunky but funky thing
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Escortlad has gone over to engagement farm in /brit/ back on his going down on pressies and giving them screaming orgasms bit.
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>>83653742
Linux is an extremely white operating system. The guy who created it is Finnish for goodness sake lmao. It is only in the last ten years now that India has clawed itself out of the stone age and got access to computers that they have started to notice that linux is actually very good. Once again the white man leads the world. Indians are just latching onto it to try and be more white but they never will be lmao.
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>>83653723
Bizarre. Sounds like a bloke. That's probably what it is. The masculine ones are on the apps. Feminine ones have been wived up.

An old mate of mine is "on the apps", she's a woman. Her mental health is in a bad place. I actually really like her and find her very attractive, but (if I was single) I still wouldn't go out with her because she seems like a lunatic. Fucking her would be the worst possible idea because although she's sweet and nice now, after you've stirred the pot with your dick the demons would come out. Guaranteed. It's a shame because she is lovely in and would be a good gf for a lot of guys if she was stable.

>>83653731
I don't mind a chubby, bubbly girl. They can be great fun, in all kinds of ways. But not a single mum.
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>>83653754
not a bad bit, fair that he gets his full use out of it x
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LET ME TELL YOU A STORY TO CHILL THE BONES
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>>83653758
OK pradeep
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>>83653754
If the prossie is genuinely making him feel like a sex god then that's a good prossie. I think most prossies make lads feel like they are filthy cunts exploiting women
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It really is just sickening how blatant the consent manufacturing is with this sort of shit. Amazing how stories magically pop up which support whatever the government is planning (in this case regulating/banning social media).
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>>83653758
I consider Indians to be white, and so do many prominent neo-nazi racial scientists online. Look up what the word aryan means and where it came from.
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THE EVIL THAT MEN DO LIVES IN AND OOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>83653788
I probably have all the PTSD's and Qs to x
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>>83653795
OK Rohit
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Think I'll be having some cheese and crackers as an afternoon snack
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>>83653795
Nobody considers them to be white. That's retarded. They are literally brown.

Very slight Aryan admixture thousands of years ago in northern India doesn't make Indians white today. You have misunderstood.
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SHE LIKED THE WAY IT FELT INSIDE HER!
FUCKING HER, HARDER! HARDER!
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>>83653788
mad how he's talking about the mcnutt video
something basically every teenager has seen
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The animals are fighting back x
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>>83653819
Jesus calm down lad x
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>>83653819
She was probably happy that escortanon had such a little wiener, so it didn't hurt or really feel intrusive when he spent a few minutes putting his tiny needle in her cunt.
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>>83653813
just had some crosta mollica fennel seed tarallini me
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>>83653816
Look mate I don't want to be an arsehole about this, but I could. You know what I mean? So just drop it.
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>>83653823
it were the one tusked eleman x
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>>83653820
I know, it really is just pathetic. Whenever I read stuff like that I always think there's like a 50/50 chance they're just lying to push their narrative. Even just a cursory glance reveals that the kid is from the constituency of Kanishka Narayan, who is currently minister for online safety. GOSH REALLY WOAH WHAT A COINCIDENCE AMAZING!

It's all so tiresome.
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>>83653823
Would you date an indian lass?
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>>83653832
You'll never be white, Poojeet.
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>>83653829
Sounds a bit exotic. Had my penultimate mince pie as a follow up to the cheese experience. Unfortunately the brie had started going mouldy so that had to be binned.

>>83653835
Dunno why this has got me chuckling good
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AS DEEEEEEP AS THE KNIIIIIFE WILL GOOOOOOO
https://youtu.be/lX5K2fgXXag?si=YwYGDwqH9d0pFir6
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>having any political power with that name
>in England
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>>83653835

He's on a mission assigned to him by God himself.
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FUCK THE BABY LET IT DIE
https://youtu.be/E3Td8FXlOIo?si=ah6y4QsSzsdLXKZQ
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Me? Arch linux so get in x
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>>83653869
:prayge:
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Was wanking for about five hours or so and just getting ready to cum when the doorbell rang and I had to go collect a delivery. Was about to pick up where I left off, but then the senpai returned home so haven't been able to finish. My testicles are really starting to hurt, that little convoluted tubule thing about the actual testicle you know? Like the pipes got full but couldn't get purged, so the pressure is still there with no relief. Mental how much it hurts.
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WELCOOOOOOME! TO FORCED GENDER DYSPHORIA!
https://youtu.be/tn4QjKcik8U?si=c7I__3IjR3fowD5E
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>>83653929
Go and spunk in the toilet little lad.
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Me? Jerking off to Heliotropesissy's 10,200 plap + 1,400 brutal plap challenge. Hot.
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>>83653959
giz a link la x
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Going to try ChromeOS Flex on my MacBook Air, thank you for the idea.
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Quite funny when reading Katakana. Almost sounds like a racist putting on a Japanese accent.
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>>83653964
Goon until you get weak lad x
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>>83653985
I was actually just being a silly sausage. Haven't actually used ChromeOS since I bought the thing like ten years ago, dual booted it for a while and then just went full Linux. I have heard it's become a bit more usable since then though.
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Be a liar and live in a multimillion quid house, a wife a side shag , couple of kids, drive a bently, couple of million in the pension a 3mil London town house and a 2mil country home (for the kids and wife) flat in London for the mistress ..

OR
Not lie and live in your parents boxroom with all it's drawbacks.

Choose.
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>>83653999
Checked!
No mate, it's a good idea. I'm using ZorinOS on it at the moment and I only have 2GB of RAM and with the OS and one browser tab open I'm using 1.2GB of RAM. Any saving on that will be a plus. And I only use the MacBook Air for lurking and emails.
I'll let you know how it works out if you want?
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>>83654018
>ZorinOS
Show us your socks.
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>>83654018
Go on then lad, don't reckon I'll be giving it a go as I just use my work laptop for anything that needs windows and whack a linux distro on anything I need for the house (apart from the ancient iMac I use as a TV in my bedroom) but if I inspired it I'm happy to hear about the results
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Thinking about BBC deepthroat porn starting HelperLad
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>>83654036
>starting

sorry lad, i'd normally approve of hate towards the spastic
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We love our mongboys dont we x
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>>83654015
Can I live in a mid-terrace former council house with a hefty mortgage and my wife and dog? That's what I'd like to do really.
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DVDmong and Bmong biggest mongs. At least Welpermong spends money on normal stuff. MY TAX MONEY!
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Sean anal love
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I reckon he's at least sucked cock for wokey before
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>>83654035
OK mate, just installing it now. I've never used it before so it will take me a bit to navigate around and get some info from it.
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The /britfeel/ office has issued an Amber warning for drivel following reports that a perfidious Scottish drivel merchant has boarded a trans-atlantic flight and can access 4chan via the onboard wifi. With nothing else for him to do, we are expecting intermittent dross with LARP intervals for the next six to seven hours, severely disrupting normal posting.
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>>83654075
course he has. that shouldn't even be up for debate.
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>>83654063
You will shut your fucking mouth and you will pay for dvds and Nintendo games. Wagie vermin.
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Won't lie lads, when 4chan shut down and we were left in a limbo about whether it would come back or not I did cry a bit thinking it was gone forever.
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>>83654091
not ur fault little lad, yous just a bit soft mate x
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>>83654055
Probably, might need to lie here and there or plead ignorance, to your advantage.
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>>83654105
Dunno what you're talking about lad ;)
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>>83654091
we're all going to meet in the central bus station on Friday evening if it gets shut down, mingle with the normies on their way out on a bender. We'll be invisible.
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You're at the annual britfeel meetup, everyone's having a good time, you head to the bogs, Sean follows and squeezes in with you and offers to suck you off, what would you do?
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Disgusting wagie slug. Never talk back to me.
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when 4chan is kill all round to dvdmongs for movie night x
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>>83654111
Probably take it desu, might giz him a lil peck on the cheek as a thanks x
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>>83654111
Depends how he offered. If he said "mate I'll suck you off if you want?" I'd be disgusted and decline. It's too abrupt and crude. However if he seduced me a bit, I might be up for it. I'm not gay but a mouth is a mouth. Would I suck him off too? Yes.
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>>83654121
For me it's Blad's for a kebab and game night
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Shame there's been no actual female posters in here since 2016
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>>83654139
how could he seduce you x not sean btw haha
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>>83654139
This sounds very gay. You shouldn't be sucking off men in toilets lad, or being sucked off by other men.
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>>83654150
I think if he was just like "I think you're a lovely lad" and maybe touched my hand, then my thigh. That kind of thing. Slowly escalate. Not go straight for "arite lad I'll suck ya"
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What do you think is longer? Sean's neck, or Sean's cock?
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>>83654172
To be realistic lad it's probably only like 0.1% of the male population who have cocks longer than their necks.
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>>83654172
Seans penis when its sliding into a steaming wet vagina, thats when it's biggest, covered in fanny juice. Cor! you love it.
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>"Sara Sharif was hooded, burned and beaten during two years of abuse before her death in Woking."
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>>83654182
>Seans penis when its sliding into a steaming wet vagina, thats when it's biggest, covered in fanny juice
Things that have never happened
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*A long necked man forces his way into your bathroom stall. He tells you his name is Sean, but his friends call him Helper.* "Garn suck your cock mate." *Before you know what is happening, the young man's jaw dislocates and his mouth is around your erect cock, his neck pulsating around your length. He looks up at you with a coy smile as he gobbles you like a human hoover.* "Garn give me a wag, lid? Garn on them brasseries later. Garn cum down me neck." *As he forcibly sucks the semen from your cock and your sticky, hot seed clings to his impossibly long neck, the smell of shit fills the small stall. The man looks up at you, his neck wobbling with semen.* "Garn Pampers, lid. Garn shit meself."
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>>83654195
Cor I actually started getting a semi reading this. Think about little baby Sean with his innocent eyes looking up at you covered in cummies
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>>83654143
corrie and chill with the blads
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>>83654195
Obviously this is just a crude polemic, but it actually does capture Sean's essence. You've distilled every element of him down into this. It's him. This post is him, laid bare for us all to see. And what I see is grotesque. Vile.
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>garn pampers, lid
o i am laffin
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Seems the whole whacky gang is here!
Everyone do the whacky dance!
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*starts doing the whacky dance*
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>sean-baby.jpg
CREASE
>And what I see is grotesque.
HOWL
>Vile.
KEEEEEEEEEK XD
>o i am laffin
BAZINGA!
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>>83652417
>Don't be so salty because you're not as quick witted as I am.

nobody here is 'salty' here however 'umami' (you mammy) is certainly here LOADS because of her IMMENSE GIRTH

morning /britfeel/
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*trips while doing the whacky dance*
*silently tries to creep away from the dance troup*
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That's SO /b/ritfeel xD
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>had no snarf updates
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I am the whacky man I come from down your way and I can play *whistles*
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someone post the 'skulking' image i do genuinely get a huge laugh out of that.

>>83654345
clearly you need these WHACKY shoes
(they're called chukkas, feel sorry for people who invested in them)
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>>83654357
It's been a while. I hope nothing bad happened at the vets :(
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his neck so long how long is it very long bazinga
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You accept Sean's blowjob proposal but it turns out it's a wind up, all the lads are in on it and he was secretly recording you on his phone, he threatens to show the lads the video unless you suck him off, what do you do?
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>>83654371
Did the chip shop disappoint you with a smedium cod again lad?
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>[personality] [gay sex]
It's getting whacky in here so take off all your clothes
I am getting so whacky I'm gonna take my clothes off
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>>83654389
Whats his combat level?
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>>83654389
I'd simply tell him I'm not ashamed. I am a man. Show the lads. Fuck it. Why should I hide who I am from the lads?
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>>83654410
Weirdo fag with a shit fetish.
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>You accept Sean's blowjob proposal but it turns out it's a wind up, all the lads are in on it and he was secretly recording you on his phone, he threatens to show the lads the video unless you suck him off, what do you do?
The Whacky level is OVER 9000!! XD
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Sean gaping his turd filled, alcohol inflamed smelly purple arsehole.
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What's with all the gay posting?

Keep that degenerate shit outta here you freaks.
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>>83654371
you could say he's less of a Shel-don and more of a diplo-don
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Yeah this is a freak free zone okay???
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WHAT IS SEANS COMBAT LEVEL
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*informs the apus scott adams (the creator of dilbert) has died*
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>>83654389
i'm struggling to understand this. what exactly was filmed? me saying 'yeah sure'?

if i get to suck him off, then i suck him off. it's that simple.
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>>83654468
He's 40 attack, 50 strength and 1 defence.
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>>83654470
wasnt he a massive racist?
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>>83654182
My cock is longer than my neck. I doubt it's that rare. I'm not enormous, only 7 inches.
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>>83654480
Alright. I think I got a chance. I roll to beat him up and steal his phone.
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>>83654357
I'm back home now. I went to my friend's house the other day and she was doing fine, sat on the table with us again.
Going to be tricky getting her in the carrier, need my friend to get her used to the carrier.
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>>83654470
oh man. there were some funny comics here and there. very rarely, but just typical "aren't office jobs daft?" gags, sort of thing Americans would pin onto a noticeboard or send in emails
(SOMEONE had to do it)

mostly i remember being confused as hell by this cartoon they made. was on MTV on Sky or something, might garn rewatch (maybe it's good, like The Critic or Katz)
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>>83654524
Getting them in a carrier isnt so bad its the closing the gate/door.
I prefer to get the carrier setup so it'll just be a case of closing the gate and then the lock asap, that way once they're in its no fussing.
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>>83654470
>>83654534
werent dilbert related to the film office space or am i getting confused
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>>83654449
>What's with all the gay posting?
You don't get it lad it's epic irony whackymaxxed xD only oldfeelers understand xDD
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>>83654556
Wait wait it was related to something called milton, not dilbert.

as you were lads x
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more of a Gary Larson man myself.
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>>83654575
he that cow bloke? i had a book of his funny cow images when i was younger.
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new dice CAPTCHAs with crosses on them.

zany tap from me, a pro zanester:
mentally view the box with a single cross as though the cross is an anus. the way they draw animals' anuses in anime and comics.
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>>83654504
Nice, I'm botting on my IM atm desu
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Might get a waccies later me. I mean why not. It Tuesday x
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It's important that lads put a little x at the end of their messages. That way we all get a little kiss a day x
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>>83654635
Are you a bender or what
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Lollers when i posted >>83652093 last night i meant to attach a picture of a 2018 model ThinkPad

it was meant to be a good-natured double joke but i was tired
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>>83654643
Calm down little lad x
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>>83654635
always nice to see a little crossy in these threads :)
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Me girlfriend's fast asleep, might play some vidya
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>>83654661
Gross, that's a man. You poofter.
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Thinking about Ruth and her private parts
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>>83654661
I cant deny the benefits of bussy but I must attest you do not want to be with a 60 year old tranny, get in there early lads and make your exit x
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>>83654678
I would love Ruth to piss all over me.
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A girl after Sean's heart x
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Copped some designer cufflinks in an auction today didn't I
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>>83654720
This is sad. She should be married with kids, with a normal hair colour and no piercings or tattoos.
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>>83654739
Then how could she do the wrugs? youre just not thinking lad
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i went into the tech shop and accidently herded a pigeon in there
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>>83654720
when she uses an alcohol-based lens wipe or pine disinfectant to clean that book, it's going to ruin the cover.
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>>83654720
Demonic cringe
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>>83654548
If she was a bog standard cat it'd be ok, but she's still getting used to a civilised life. Will just have to see what happens.
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>>83654484
heh....VERY based if true
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we all disinfecting our fivers in life x
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>>83654844
Are you trying to extract wokey from that or something?
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*joins in*
>>83654830
heh imagine if this character was a BLACK cat instead of a white dog

he'd be called...well, i don't even have to TELL YOU what he'd be called!
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>>83654865
nah just keep stuff clean. the best disinfectant is time, but washing up liquid does nothing. salmonella might die off, but your garden spade wouldn't de-dog-shit itself.
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bus man let me down today
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Oxy and stoli
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>>83654035
No better on RAM usage than ZorinOS lite.
Scrolling on a MacBook Air trackpad was painfully slow, apps, if you can call them that were fast to open but then it all started to lag. 4GB of RAM is recommended to run ChromeOS so I'm not surprised it was slow on my 2GB device.
Going to stick Zorin back on the MacBook Air, I like having a terminal to tinker around it.
>>83654644
No problem mate. I don't take anything that is posted here to heart anyway.
How is today going, are you still fighting the good fight?
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>>83654844
I don't do that, I just use the lids from biros as little spoons and if I want to do a line I use a fresh post it note. Convenient.
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>>83654918
Well thanks for the update then there me lid, not that I had ever intended to but at least now I know not to bother with the chromebollocks and just stick with me Linux distros.
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We won de lids.
Digital ID might be for you but it's definitely not for me.
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lollers sama do you read the kanna daily life manga?
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>>83654973
Did he think people were going to be all for it? It will come some time in the future anyway
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heading pigeons wont get me a gf
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Almost lost my 2 years of sobriety today. Still thinking about it honestly. Got to think about the people I'd hurt if I started drinking again.
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>Had to pull out the nu RAM stick just now since it kept fucking up the bootberg sequence

ckin ell
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word on the street is crona virus actually came from ebins mouldy wall
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>>83655032
look at this normie having people who cares about him hah. cheers
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>>83655034
>nu RAM stick
well hello there Mr millionaire
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Think I've had some rancid meat and I don't mean Sean's cock.
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>>83654965
Yeah, it's total gash unless you have a lappy with 4GB or more and if you have that then you may as well install a flavour of Linux on it.
>>83654980
I have 1-13 and not read them all yet and we should have volume 14 next month I think. I use nyaa for a lot of anime related content and they normally have what I'm looking for.
Have you read all of the volumes to date mate?
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Just want a cute girl to rape my face with her fanny
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>>83655051
have ye the shitingtons?
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I sentence you to life imprisonment in Frenmarsh Super High Wega Security Frenitentiary de lid for the murder of Wee Womfington the Apu de lid. You showed an extraordinary amount of malice when you smeared him down with warbeque sauce de lid then sent him down the street to be killed by Seethie Weethers de lid. All because he ate your wizza? Poor lid was famished de lid and you killed him after years of abuse. When we waided your house de lid you didn't even have a snack cupboard for him de lid. Can only imagine how rumbly his tummy was de lid it not right one bit de lid!
Your estate and remaining family members will be given over to the Helper community for your weinous crime de lid.
May Wod have wercy on your soul de lid, your new cell mates will offer you no comfort de lid.
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>>83655064
>want
>rape
pick one
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>>83655034
you were being a bit of a braggart when you received the RAM.
nobody deserves suffering. but you may have been hoisted by your own petard to teach you a valuable lesson.
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Looks like America is going to strike Iran again. Maybe as soon as tonight. Everyone is in a rush to get out of the Middle-East so something is coming.
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>>83655084
i demand a hearing from the Tadpole Board!
i've been on nowt but good wehaviour all the time i've served in HMP Croakwood.
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Why is it so impossible for me to have 1 or 2 drinks? I always have to drink until bedtime once I start. Leaves me with a demonic hangover.
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>>83655105
Bring on WW3 and destroy this gay earth so I don't have to live here anymore
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do you cry at films?
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>>83655198
Sometimes is the answer to that. Cried at Marty Supreme the other day
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>cuckGPT recommending me a nu compatible RAM stick right away

Proper good this
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lollers' gf
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got a good feeling about this /tv/ thread i just made
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>>83655198
Depends on the film. If it's making me cry, it's usually a good one.
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>>>/tv/217320104
new thread
get in de lids
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Heavily on the jars now me only way to cope with this depression
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Might buy a compatible charger, dig out my old laptop and install Windows 7 on it for the nostalgia.
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whoever that was, can you please delete your post from my /tv/ thread?

i think i came up with an interesting topic.
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>>83655365
sure thing, hun x
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thank you very much! glad to see there are still good people in the world.
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Reckon nobody will reply desu
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*downvotes anons tv thread*
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Won't be posting in anons telly thread absolutely not.
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Chika's prime bussy
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>>83655381
it's fine. i anticipated an interesting discussion combining moral debate with pop culture memery.

since that has already played out in my head, the thread has more than served its purpose.
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i think anon and his TV thread are dead cool..........sike!
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Pretty brutal bumsesh that. Chucked his muck right up my chocolate starfish, fuckin throbbin arse like a pile of chewed bubblegum oh aye x
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>>83654524
Put a blanket in the carrier it's a lot less stressful for them and stops them sliding around, also, some cats prefer a cage.
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on that Slimfast, me. no more protein bars.
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Off to see 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple tomorrow afternoon, oh aye x
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The turdington hath been deposited X
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>>83655558
i only saw the first one. it was decent/cool at the time. but i have a hard time buying into the idea people wouldn't just commit suicide. the most mentally well-adjusted Britons, but DECADES into Great Britain being overrun by feral vampires? even religious groups would start handing out painkillers and pistols.
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>>83655558

I secured them tickets for it earlier as well. Should be kino. I enjoyed the last one.
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>>>/tv/217320495

without context, what pic would you assume this /tv/ post is a response to?
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>>83655599
28 Days Sanctioned was a masterpiece.
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>>83655577
Lush lid x
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trump will nuke iran within the next 48 hours and ww3 will break out
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might do a little monitoring tonight
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>>83655659
code word for noncing?
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Supply run o'clock almost, is it not X
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thinking of buying a backup battery 45w output 30w charge 10000mah 38quid.
Maybe i just want to spend money to fill the hole in my heart where a womans love should be.
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>>83655510
Got some fleecey type thing for it, and also think I have some cat pheromone spray that helps calm them.
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They couldn't have released this kino at a more opportune time in the news cycle, could they

Heh
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>>83655734
cor. and to think you couldn't have a film about aeroplanes for YEARS after 9/11.
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getting bullied and twolled in /sp/
it not right
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Split my foreskin again and it's bleeding, but I really want a wank.
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think i'm going to try my hand at a /vp/ thread next.

>>83655785
some horrible people on 4chan sometimes
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>>83655785
was the same for me in /180/ :(
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Watching that Man City v Newcastle game.

Mags getting beat. It lush x
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all right, /vp/ thread is go. i think it's an interesting one. inspired by a Pokemon-related image right here in /britfeel/.
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can anyone here draw? i would like to request an apu, if i may.
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VAR saving the Saudi oil boys again. Lmao what a load of shit.
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>>83655980
Shut up about sportsball. Who cares about some Africans kicking a ball.
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Big Man Lee is the true King of /britfeel/ not seasidewaster
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>>83656002

Only freaks and social outcasts don't like wooty. Go play your dungeons and dragons or something lmao.
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>>83656042
I would if I could lad, nothing would make me happier
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*nasal virgin voice*
>Shut up about sportsball. Who cares about some Africans kicking a ball.
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>>83656042
>freaks and social outcasts
Literally describing yourself here.
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>>83655980
>seething mackem obsessing over the big club yet again
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for me it's the notorious streaker Mark Roberts, who has had an active internet presence since the 90s, and never once had a job in his life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMBY6YMnYmE
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>>83655785
You can come there with me when the Winter Olympics start Feb 6th. I wont let them hurt you.
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I said wut wut in the butt?
I said wut wut in the butt?
u wanna put it in my butt?
in my butt?
lets put it in my butt,
ok.
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>>83656128
This was the beginning of the end of civilisation.
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might go to my local retro games fair in the hopes of seeing retro ghetto and webs24. sadly i think wops is to small time to make the trip
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>>83656096
thanks for the offer lid
don't watch it but I might join you
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>>83656084

Based. This is a man who is exercising his free will to the fullest.

https://youtu.be/cIMrcOk4XXk?si=0RQfCucXUA5ejq1-
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>>83656170
It's a fun place around BIG events. Mark it in your diary.
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>>83656181
which events do i look out for?
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Feel like a bit of cheapskate getting a lab grown diamond ring for the proposal.
Maybe I can pretend to care about ethics.
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Not Scottish in the slightest but I've been celebrating burns night for the last two years and will be this year also. Basically good excuse to get fucked up on whisky and make haggis (vegan alternative)
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might garn Arcade Club in Leeds.

mental how the way arcades are 'meant' to work is like in The Simpsons, where you keep putting 50p in them like it's a pool table. one day they'll trick all these Stranger Things zoomers into believing we had 'arcades' here.
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found this on my apus wamazon fire tablet lads. know apus are horny buggers but this is too much, i'm going to have to have to put a pillowcase over his head and make him think he's blind for 24 hours
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>>83656232
Whey I've been there, beat their luigis mansion game
Arcades are so much more fun when you can just smash the new credit button
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>>83656177
that's such a muted reaction holy shit. these Koreans and Americans have no souls.
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>>83656241
corr but I wouldnt say such things so loudly lad, SPACCA round every corner x
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>>83656241
nasty little cuckfrogger polliwog scum
I'd bop him or drop him back at the SPACCA Centre
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lakaseh
for mah tea i had beans nd sweetcorn sangehiches, ma weh
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>>83656241
pic just reminds me i had a cool toy snake i got from a museum once and i want it back
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Well fuck me I can not be arsed
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>>83656292
blimminy chips! dat sahnds lark bonny scranningtons, so it does.
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>>83656302
an fur his teah ziggeh is avin pillchords
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>>83656195
Doesnt really matter though later starting ones are better for this one as it's in Italy, so plenty of yanks in the threads after 4-5pm
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>>83656306
here your supper pal
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Woke up hallucinating last night as i was overheating, hope it doesnt happen again tonight, 2 duvets and two blankets was a bit ott.
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Cant believe it lad, looks at this cool snake I found.
It was just in some mongs bedroom, I just swiped it, it's proper well cool what do you think?
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na night ziggeh see ya in mornin pal
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>>83656197
aren't we at a point where there really is no discernible difference? quality/cut, use in industry, whatever, it's actually just the same? unless your wife gets some expensive spectroscope test.

even the industry conceded and had to settle for 'uhh, well, OUR diamonds have history, because they CAME FROM THE EARTH ITSELF!' who gives a shit
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an four mai suppah i ad two yum yums
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>>83656328
It doesn't matter at all to me, but I know some people think it's not authentic or whatever.
I suspect most women would rather have a big lab grown diamond than a little genuine one.
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>>83656314
Ziggeh scares me
one of those dogs that's like
hard dogs
you know what i mean?
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an four mai suppah i ad ziggehs roasted corpse
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For thou can not be arsed said me
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>>83656314
Our Ziggeh,
Who Art in Heaven,
Hallowed Be Thy Name.
Thy Supper Come,
It Will Be Done
With Pilchards in Sunflower Oil.
Give Us This Day Our Daily Pats,
And Forgive Curleh For His Trespasses,
As We Forgive Those Who Bark Against Us,
And Lead Us Not Into The Pound,
But Deliver Us From Kay's Good Cooking...
AMEN.
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Ziggeh
Wee Bobbin
Benji

Gone but not forgotten x
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honestly this place went to fucking shit after the scamdemic
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Been growing a beard for a while because I'm too lazy to shave, it's down to my chest now and I'm really struggling to eat some food. Take a big mac for example, I'm at the point where I'll take one of the buns off, wrap it around one of the patties and then eat the two parts separately. I haven't eaten a chocolate eclair or anything like that in months, ice cream is fucking gone and even some drinks like a coffee with too much froth leaves me looking like a retard and gets messy.

How the fuck do you eat with a beard.
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Does music make you cry lads?
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Feel like I'll get put on a list somewhere if I buy this
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>>83656042
>Only freaks and social outcasts
you then spacker?
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>>83656359
Only when I listen to it with my urethra.
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>Cameronberg saying in recent interview he doesn't want to make a nu terminator given real world AI developments might overtake anything he can come up with during that time

Ruh roh is it not
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>>83656377
How many times can that story be told.
It's just not interesting enough, especially without Arnold.
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gud murnin and it IS murnin
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everybody in my life has either left or died
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>The government has dropped plans to make it compulsory to have digital ID in order to prove a right to work, the BBC understands.

The government has dropped plans to make it compulsory to have digital ID in order to prove a right to work, the BBC understands.
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>>83656379
is that from the thing where lee just fucking flings the metal bowl across the room
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583-time streaker Mark Roberts would appreciate my 'peas'/'pease' factoid.
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>>83656435
got it from Godwinson's neethog day video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V14lDuEXNQ
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an four mai dinna i am avin bred an grayveh
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>>83656447
this video is one of the most depressing videos in existence
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>>83656428
How would it have helped anyway, illegal immigrants/people without a right to work are paid cash in hand. If they seriously want to stop illegal workers then they need to have a better system in place for punishing people that abuse it. No more of this nonsense where somebody gets slapped on the wrist, the company closes and then is remade under someone else's name. I also still find it ridiculous that as a society we pretend that just eat/uber/etc isn't modern day slavery that we abuse in order to get food delivered/get a taxi.
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>>83656323
dead cool that lad proper scary
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>>83656447
My life is basically this but not as manky and grim.
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>>83656459
>eat/uber/etc isn't modern day slavery

what do you mean by that?
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>>83656459
yeah i'm grateful for my slop (food sense) but we know who the drivers are.

i wish them well honestly, fuck these companies, get what you can from it all. but then they'll insist it's not them to blame etc just like farmers did.
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Me and a female in bed
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>>83656490
it sad lid
mine is exactly like that
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>>83656323
you BLOODY FUCKER BITCH REEEEEE GIVE IT BACK
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Little snackington before bed oh aye
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>>83656504
End of the day companies enable that behavior and can't blame the drivers. DJE is too thick to understand he should be outside Uber HQ instead of filming the brownoids
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How to stay on bennies for life...be a fucking circus freak.
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>>83656495
A fucking ton of people involved in that industry are illegal workers who are given an account by someone else who receives the money, the illegal worker is then given a share of the money which will put them grossly under minimum wage. Hell they'll probably be forced to pay a share of it to the person that organised the job too, which may well be the people that smuggled them/house them which will mean even more costs.

By using those services you're directly supporting slavery and illegal immigration.
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>>83656522
I think we should be more worried there's a sex offender going round filming girls with his GoPro and spy glasses.
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>>83656328
It is obviously different. I want a man to work for a diamond that took work to find. It's a long chain of moid sweat before it's on my finger. Having one you made earlier in a laboratory blue Peter style is not the fucking same ffs.
>Your dog died? Just get a new one, it's all the same isn't it?
Peak goyslop mentality
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Dumb fucking Asians.
Driving at 120mph in a residential street and then everybody's upset that they died.
Natural selection, that.
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>>83656511
my fav SSM snap x
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>>83656539
My post here >>83656522
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>>83656543
Think british asmr youtubers would be worried about you but luckily you live in Turkey
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Remember that lad got his wife an e-voucher for valentines day and didn't understand why she was unhappy. Well why does it matter?? She can buy flowers and wine for herself with the voucher right what's the difference???? Omg moids are insane
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>>83656555
Yes and I'm saying it's ridiculous that as a society we accept it because it gets us our food (with shit service, often cold or delayed). Anyone that uses these services is genuinely the same as the people that accepted the slave trade over the years because it made life convenient and I will forever argue against any form of reparations when slavery is ongoing in our society as we speak and we are doing nothing about it. We have learned nothing from the past.
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Babes it's 14th of February... you know I didn't forget x our romantic day x just check your phone for the confirmation email x
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told old mate A i got that Slimfast and she said she gets it too
>haha isn't it weird how we both get Slimfast even though neither of us needs to lose weight
>neither of us

( ._.)
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I am swept off my feet. I had this ridiculous ideas like roses, flowers, chocolate Italian meal together but now I've seen this electronic voucher I realised its all the same anyway isn't it? I love you babes xx
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I'm flying, I'm flying away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBVo5PDpV2o
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>>83656590
Slavery never disappeared, it transformed to become less visible and now woven into modern economics and even the legal system with shit like zero hour contacts
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Just necked Chicken Wig Wac from waccies. Is it a lush? Cuuuuuurse it is. Washing it down with some Woca-Wola nows x
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whats it like getting a valentines day present?
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>>83656564
Meds. Getting your anons mixed up again. DJE was in prison before youtube due to his photography. How can anyone support this sex offender with a ten year SHPO? He's a danger to females and shouldn't be allowed to go out filming them still. Here is what his spy glasses look like. The police are fucking incompetent at enforcing anything.
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>>83656539
>By using those services you're directly supporting slavery and illegal immigration.

aye but don't put this on us, the consumers, though.

like i know every time i buy cocaine what that connects me to. the supply chain. same with meat, especially pork or the increasing chicken from Thailand we import.

don't like the implication that i'm then somehow 'involved', however, like i'm encouraging it along. i support it not just monetarily but like a football team!
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Cool story Mehmet
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NEETs are the new nobility.
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>>83656622
The only one I remember was in school and it was from a girl and it was a box of malteasers.
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>>83656606
>chocolate Italian meal

Mario Balotelli is a chef?
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Once ate Maltesers from my girlfriend's arse. Not even kidding. She was into foodplay. I kind of hated it but I got a sadistic pleasure from popping Maltesers past her tight ring. Not so much when she popped them into my mouth.
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>>83656663
Sounds fucking lushington that. Me? I like to gobble shit. Chocolate is just a worse, less smelly poo.
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fuck's sake. just did the washing up, stacked the cups/glasses a different way to how i normally do, and now a whole Matryoshka situation is kicking off
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Happenings soon x

>BREAKING: Trump has decided to attack Iran, but the scope and timing of the response are still unknown - Reuters

https://x.com/Megatron_ron/status/2011189101202940379
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those Pokemon fans are really confusing. no luck on 4chan today. think i'll give /ck/ a go.
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>>83656700
pass on this one welper
not worth ending the sober streak
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2026 is our year lads x
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>>83656719

Yeah, it will be hard to resist to garn full-scale if Trump decides to topple the Ayatollahs. Personally, I think he will just launch a limited strike and take out some IRGC targets, maybe a symbolic strike on Iran's parliament or something but nothing too crazy.

I'll be staying on that sobergrind for now.
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Me? I enjoyed playing 1979 Revolution on xbox.
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Darling why are you upset. Its EXACTLY the same. There is NO difference. Why are you ALWAYS like this. It's YOUR fault. You've ruined the day. It could have been a lovely day and you ruined it. You always do this.
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>>83655980
Sunderland just bought a player from an Israeli club whose owner directly funds the IDF LMAO
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I stg these are the same moids that ask "what happened to us" when you stop glazing them
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I only fake glaze moids for my own benefit there are no worthwhile moids. They think they're all the one.
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Do it Trump. Let loose the wogs of war x

>According to reporters outside the White House - Trump can be seen pacing up & down the Oval Office, with his advisors standing and briefing him

https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2011216394264744382
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First time playing Sniper Elite 4. I've heard good things.
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>>83656907
You could go to Russia and fight lad they will pay you and train you
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Speaking of war with Iran. Kharg Island was my favourite map on BF3. 2011 vibes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DlLZcGx6K4
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why are women not clutch when you're pogging them with a facsimile of the prez they wanted?

if my bf got me some headphones that weren't Porta Pros, i'd just return them and then buy Porta Pros.
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HERE COMES THE PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M3aJaS31wo
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is there senna for bladders? what am i looking for, there?
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>drug addict
>white supremacist
>Linux paedophile
>obese gamer
>couch potato
>Crossy

we're like one of those teams, we'd be "The Undesirables" or something, you know
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>>83657271
most of these could be used to describe a single poster
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marty supreme
kino supreme
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>>83657345
sounds like pizzas

"hello, i'd like..."
and then what you'd like is one of those
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i might be crosslad might not be, sometimes i dont even know x
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NIGGA HEIL HITLER

https://jumpshare.com/s/dlZ3UzXHvcgZCV6PkxnK
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>>83657390
we are crosslaad
we carry the flame
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>>83657348
I said most tbf
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>>83657409
that you did. my apologies, post retracted.
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Hate my shit existence x
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you know what's mad, when you think about it?
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>>83657606
whats that lad x
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Best turn that heating off now. Don't wanna be sweating wuckets in beddingtons tonight x
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what's going on with these bloody cooks and Pokemon they have answers to my threads that are confounding me

slower boards though (/vp/, i think?) so it's not like that Westerns thread on /tv/. i can relax and see what people have to say.
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i got a 14-(You)er for a maths joke on /tg/ back in August.

wonder if i'll ever relive that.
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am a rspb memba
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just ate a nice steak and gravy pie de lads
now getting womfy in beddingtons x
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>>83657706

We all RSPB members in life x
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i was put here because HelperLad's whole feeling that he's 'special' is entirely correct: he is one of the Chosen Ones. my role is to take him to a faraway, whites-only land of adventure, where he'll have fabulous secret powers and a harem of beautiful young wives.

...but i couldn't find out where he lives. he says THAT care home is just for the over-55s, so he can't possibly be there. i suppose i'll just move on to one of the OTHER Chosen Ones instead.
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It a good one this one lads x
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>be lorryanon
>minding my own business, fueling up after a nice easy short shift, happy as can be
>putting adblue in muh truck
>suddenly blinded
>hose had come away from the nozzle on the adblue pump and sprayed all over me
>hair, eyes, mouth, soaked through my pants and gloves
>finish fueling, clock out, go home and have a scrub down in the shower

dr anon, what am i in for in the next few days? my eyes arent feeling too bad now at least but im expecting itchy skin and maybe the odd rash
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>>83657818
Probably be fine. You won't die but you'll probably be uncomfortable, soaking is different from direct contact, which would be way worse.
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>>83657763
spackerboy.
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I'm just the star of a long cancelled Truman Show x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kunUkb1OzpA
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eating dat wurger from earlier oh yes i ams x
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>>83657838
wh...what about the direct contact with my face and eyes?
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>>83657872
As long as you didn't swallow too much, you're fine. How long ago was it?
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>>83657879
i didnt swallow any desu, got a bottle of water out my bag, rinsed and spat out about 10 times, happened about half 11 i suppose, i was home and showering an hour later
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>>83657886
You'll probably be okay then lad, if you're not feeling sick or irritated now then you'll definitely be okay
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One day we're all garn be dead. Scary stuff x
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>>83657894
nice one dr anon lad, still might try to get a sick day out of it tomorrow though
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>>83657907
You might as well, just tell them some got in your mouth and you swallowed a bit by accident and you've been throwing up, nothing they can do about that
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I'm an ugly fucking loser
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No more unwomfy thoughts tonight. Positive vibes only. Garn have me last wuppa of the night nows.
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>>83657791
oh god i have JOKED about exactly what i think this filename is indicating.

cut that shit out, right now. whatever extension you're using, delete it, email the dev telling him you have proof he's a nonce, and then we'll never speak of this ever again.
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>>83658000
whole island's a prison innit
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what if to test us the world tells us NOT to kill ourselves but suicide is how you get the good ending
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Yawning me head off here.

Times for beddingtons x
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Nightride-on-the-naze

Shower + Din-din right afterwards

Womfy that X
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me? going to sleep now, that's what

good night /britfeel/
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>Woke up angry thinking about the past
>Day already ruined.
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>"Six seven", Dumbledore said calmly.
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>>83659496
POO SCREAMING
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me? described in several poley blogs and posts, usually the ones about the meetups. Also said I would meet him on his birthday and kicked off the current arc where he hates white people. Proud of that.
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Fuck the lota ya
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17 stone bracket now
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Off to beddinghams for now X

Tomorrow (meaning later today) the backlog shall be cleansed further
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>>83659684
>Self loathing brown person who blames all his issues on white people
A tale as old as time.
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9 to 5's r 4 slaves
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New thread to start the day.

>>83660104

>>83660104



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