This could have been you if you were willing to settle for a normal girl instead of spending all your time being rude on the internet anons.Maybe learning to give a little is all you really needed baka
>>83656519All I want is to be a nice girl's personal pussylicker, I can't "settle" without being given the chance.
>>83656519>give everything to people who don't care>gee anon have you tried being more giving?just kill yourself :)
Hohoho, no, i am GIGACHUD 3000
>>83656563You're such an annoying fucking cunt, just kill yourself.
>>83656553I don't think you have anything to give anon
>>83656602I have a small penis to give you. Rejecting gifts is rude btw.
>>83656519only women that haven't been with other guys get oral privileges
>>83656553spbp as the cool kids say
>>83656519There isn't a single reality where this could've been meI'm short, ugly and covered in scars
>>83657076Um, scars are cool chud
I'm not giving my future wife her engagement ring until after her clitoris is amputated. I sure as hell ain't putting my mouth anywhere near her sin. If she's a virgin I might want to smell it, but that's purely for my enjoyment. I'm not going to be some pussy licking cuck.
>>83657713whole lot of words just to say youre a giant faggot
>>83657076Being 100% honest I'd love you though unless you're fat. And if you're fat you can lose weight.
>>83657713>I want my wife to not enjoy fucking meI haven't seen this form of brainrot before, interesting
>>83657844It's pretty common with middle Eastern shitheads
>>83657713Shouldn't you be suicide bombing someone in Syria
