entanglement editionunwound >>83615057
casting sleep on the thread :3
No dinner tonight as my acid reflux is very bad, even though I'm really hungry. Still missing a meal will do my fat ass some good.
>>83657525>#2673dumb cat
Don't harm the kitties and don't let them play with yarn/string like in the OP it isn't good for them, they can eat it and it get wound up in their intestines.
you niggas read any good yaoi lately
don't you just hate when people say you weren't born gay? Like were you inside my mind growing up to know what it was like? Or you just assumed that being gay is a bad thing and therefore no kid can be born being a bad thing?
>>83657669what's worse is when they assume you were molested or abused and that's why you turned out gay. Like fuck if I had been molested I wouldn't be a KHHV now would I?
>>83657659not lately but I'm visiting classics298474
>>83657686oh yeah that is the worst. It's particularly infuriating how they're deaf to our examples because we don't fit the narrative.
need to groom some cute autism boys
>>83657573ok i'm going to sleep, I will be cuddling you in my dreams
>>83657573I have +10 save against sleep from drinking coffee
>>83657777hey bro, nice quads, and those are beautiful numbers meant to be lucky. you will be blessed this year with cute boy cuddles.
need to learn summoning circle for autism gay boy. maybe i will use different artefacts for everything the gay boy likes so i can get the right one. wouldnt want an autism boy who programs in rust since they would become a tranny.
I'm a wizard but I failed to learn any summoning magic, I only learned cast depression level 5, self target only.
>>83657945im good at that spell too... i know that feeel...
>>83657913the problem with autism boys is that they run away, are shy, introverted, reclusive, misanthropic, taciturn and avoidant, and they will run away from you like you've got the plague. Two autists can never make it right.So autist + normie is still the best most balanced couple there is.
How do I get a boyfriend/husband like this? Seeing a guy be such a masculine provider makes me brovulate.
>>83658436have you tried leaving a bucket of iron sand in front of your house
>>83657669I'm gay, and I don't think anyone is born gay. Or straight, for that matter. Everyone is born with the potential to be attracted to everyone, and that potential is narrowed down to particular preferences throughout your life.
>>83659272Physically flinched at that.How do you even cut yourself so badly on a guitar?
>>83659272that's disgusting and unimpressiveget a pick
>>83658094Why would a normie want to date an autist though? Other normies are far less of a hassle
>>83659272use a pick retard
>>83659325>>83659315>pickslaves feel the visceral need to drag the uncastrated down to their levelI'm sorry you're comfortable with your music sounding computer generated but some of us actually enjoy playing instruments
>>83658094scoop up the anxious, squirmy, autism bwoi, so he cant run away, and hold him tight. this is how tot handle autismos. they will melt if u hold them right. they like it if u play with their hair and whisper to them.
>>83659783>they will melt if u hold them right. they like it if u play with their hair and whisper to them.Hnngg..
>>83659335you literally circumcised your own thumb you complete fucking dumbass
god i want a gay boyfriend, but i am a tranny and actually pass, so it's impossible for me to find one
>>83660093why post this here of all places? you trannies already turned the general /lgbt/ board into the trans board.
>>83659305That's bs, though. "Narrowed down" but you didn't give us any insights on how that happens. The dilemma remains ontologically the same. Your "preferences" are "narrowed down" without any conscious choosing of the participants.
>>83659783You type like a faggot original comment
>>83659272umm bro, your callouses?>>83659315>>83659325>fingerstyle-lets
i wonder if i even really want the hobbiss my brain likes to imagine doing but that any actionable step towards feels agonizingly awful (even when i force myself to actually do it and the emotional reaction is justified)my brain is so buckbroken from decades of this puzzle that any leads to what i'd thought were answers or local breakthroughs collapsing to nothing have withered to nothing and i'm basically at step one. i don't know fucking shit.
'ercule Poirot does not dabble in the arts of hubbies mademoiselle
Today I begin my journey to learning Japanese again since it's been about 4 months since I studied last
>>83661476have you been to Japan? it's quite survivable without japanese
I just went and had my hair cut in the old folks home. Doing it mostly for the plot and a story to tell, not a bad cut and only costed me 15 pounds including a tip.
>hear a beautiful fagcent on a random youtube video>look on their profile >"she/they"why do troons infect all the gay boys like this?
>>83661717Oh no I don't have any prospects of going there it's more so just for my own enjoyment I'm learning.
>>83661822I thought brits and euros in general don't tip and that it's specifically an american thing?>>83660093>actually passMaybe the problem is that you have a delusional view of yourself that gives yourself a huge ego and you might have a better chance if you admitted that you're ugly and still look like a man?
>>83662032because its the new generation of gay bottoms, the real question is why you are lagging behind, choosing celibacy
I woke up hard in the middle of the night and took a dick pic with flash on and it looked moisturized. Then when I got up to pee I took another one with flash off and the bathroom light on and it looked a little dry. It's hard being cut
>>83662602you know dxacu what to do
>17 bmi and still skinnyfatIt's just endless torture for fagcels, huh
>>83662941literally just take estrogen and watch your problem melt away in weeks
>>83662941Open up that calisthenics app
>>83662386I'll tip hairdressers. And sometimes taxi drivers, it all depends, I was quite happy with the haircut so I thought I'd give a tip for it.
This banana I'm about to eat seems unusually huge. I'm holding it up to my crotch, I'm so immature
>>83662987I like being a man and having a functional cock>>83663039Any specific ones you'd suggest
i went on tinder and i told a guy i respond the fastest on discord, and he made fun of me by saying " that tells me everything i need to know. " I hate normies why are they like dis ;-;
>>83663391To me using discord romantically screams "fake e relationship", but that's probably because I've become jaded
>>83663404nono ive dated people irl and our main source of communication was discord, i jst really hate insta and snap so i dont have them. i also dont like talking thru messages idk discord is jst easiest for me
>when no one responds to your stupid whiny baby faggot postthis is harrassment
>>83663191cute and silly behaviorxP
i hate my work, and i hate my life, and i hate being lonely, and I hate that drinking won't fix my problems because I really wanna down a bottle of vodka rn.My God, please give me the strength to overcome these struggles.Tonight will be dark but in the sunrise I shall wake up in the arms in another.
>>83662987lol that's not true. There's a reason troons so often look like... that.
>>83664702whats your job, gorou? :(
>>83664702I had a boyfriend and it's true, 90% of your problems are solved or meaningless when you're cuddling your loved one to sleep
>>83664812Deliveries (not fast food), but I earn less than minimum wage :/>>83664814Need this so much...Were you a top or a bottom? I'd love to have a top cuddle me to sleep...
>>83664873doesnt sound so bad, but fuck, those are slavery wages...poor guyyy ;-; </3
>>83664960sorry i don't mean to be a doomer ahhtimes are just tough >n<I just hope some prince charming sweeps me off my feet sometime soon...
>>83665032ha, dw, doomering is okay sometimessalso same... ill try manifesting one for you, a HANDSOME one :)
>>83665065tyyyy can u also make him short and soft pretty pleeeease QwQ <3i'll pray for you too, anon!
>>83664873I was a switch and he was too so it was kinda perfect. If you where near me I can guarantee you, I would come to you, hug you, covered us with a blanket, put my arm around you, caress your hair and kiss you on the cheek
>>83665096aww anon, you sound like a real darling <3the world needs more boys like you, that'd be so romantic and comfyi'm a britfag though, so don't get your hopes up
>>83665189that's incredibly sweet, thank you. I knew you wouldn't be close cause I'm from Poland, not many anons around here but I wish you all the best, you will find your other half!
every bottom ITT is just the ugliest TRANNY of all time and will either troon out or not have sex ever in the future :////
I love british boy's voicesIn other news I bought a new lego and am having a good day. What about you guys?
>>83665608what lego?
>>83665707awesome skeleton guy who murders people
>>83665775That's fuggin sick anon
>>83665189Why do faggots from large countries full of faggots act like they're the only faggot in their country?
In hindsight I should've stayed on pc more because being in bed when you have nothing to do is boring. Technically I have things I could do but I wanna game and I already had my share of demon slayer on switch. Maybe I should sleep more anyway.
>>83664814>had a boyfriend My question is, how do you move on when something like this ends? How do you keep living your shitty lonely life after you've tasted what it could be like instead? I also had someone, and with him I felt happy for the first time since I was a small child. But now I don't know how to keep moving forward.Sorry to hijack your post with depressing shit.
>>83666930rude, imma crop your lifespan
>>83666930>>83667104nooo stop turning people gay that's against store policy
sausage and toast for dinner, because why not, also I haven't clean my skillet since I used it on Saturday, I wonder if I'll lose another one...
>>83667350refrigerated fully cooked smoked sausage I cut up and microwave, beef this time because they were out of pork last time I bought any.
>>83667343hhholy fuck this guy is so hot mhkjgmkfmnjfneed to squeeze
>>83667375yeah that ain't happening. I'm lucky to actually fox this. You have no idea how utterly lazy I am.
gay threadthis will be my last post here
Thanks to a friend reminding me I can watch stuff beyond normal speed I've finally begun speeding through the actually just bad show known as Gundam Wing. I don't know how, but if any of you actually enjoyed this slop uhh.. I don't know glad you enjoyed it or something because I'll enjoy it more when it's over and I can watch something good again c:
>>83664702You deserve it for posting that bisexual ahh picture
Who else does this
>>83668720>bisexualhe's a boy you numbnuts.
>>83665775is that doctor phosphorus?
>>83666465>Sorry to hijack your post with depressing shit.No problem>how do you move on when something like this ends?You don't. If you truly loved someone, that person will stay with you for the rest of your life. You gotta accept that and feel all the sadness and grief inside you.>How do you keep living your shitty lonely life after you've tasted what it could be like instead?Firstly you must understand that your life is not shitty just because it lacks that person. You were someone before you met them. And you gotta cling to that.>and with him I felt happy for the first time since I was a small childoh I get that, I feel you>how to keep moving forwardIf there's no chance of getting him back and you spent enough time grieving and crying you will slowly realize that noone is coming to save you and you will spent the rest of your life in that pit of sadness unless you make a choice to keep moving forward and open yourself on other possibilities and people, it takes time of course.
>>83669060Yea. He's pretty cool. I don't know why they made a different character that is basically him for Batman Beyond. >>83669021I'm boysexual
i accidentally used twitter tonight and it's impressive how much elon turned it into a massive multilayered propaganda machine for right wing conservative ideology. The bias is real and not subtle at all
>>83669199i love that he turned it into a neonazi social media because it means i can find cute fascist boys to date
>>83669209>I want to date a retard who was radicalized when his normie social media turned NaziI want a boy who can actually think for himself desu
>>83669211>I'm too scared to date someone that knows the truthyou will never have what I have (a cutie to crusade the kikes with)
>>83669218>The top secret truth about the Jews is propagated to you via social media algorithms, lead by one of the most powerful men on earth Whatever you say amigo
Boy who has any public social media accounts = whore
>>83669021He gives me bisexual vibes
>>83669152>r9gay is saying "boy" instead of "man/guy" againr9diddy
Diddy was the straightest man alive.
>>83669209You say that now, but you're here with no nazi bf to speak of. Maybe that whole nazi antics is just a maladaptive coping mechanism to deal with loneliness. It suits heterosexual incels like a glove, but a gay one, not so much
>tfw no weed bf
>>8366924122 is still young enough to be called a boy... right?
If you can't appreciate the beauty of the mature man, you have no hope for long lasting romantic relationships
>>83669270Why are there elderly people in my thread ew
>tfw chad hits on you online but he doesn't realise you're an ugly incel behind the screen >tell him I'm ugly and he doesn't believe meWhy are gay chads like this?
>>83669148Sorry I fell asleepBut thank you for responding anon. It just sucks that I'll be scarred for the rest of my life like this I guess. I wish I'd never met him, I wasn't happy before but I wasn't miserable, I was just quietly living my life. I'll do my best to move on, guess there's nothing more I can do.
>>83669292Shut your reactionary chudmouth
>>83669303I would offer you sympathy if not for the troon cat
>>83669317we plucked the pedophiles out of our community 60 years ago, like separating the wheat from the barley
they may like you, depending on your self esteem there are 2 ways to see it, it's either "you are not as ugly as you think" or "they are into ugly incels", no matter how ugly I think I am there are are a lot of men out there who think I'm handsome, no matter how ugly other anons think they are, I see them as 7 perhaps 8/10, I'm pretty sure it's just everyone here having really low self esteem.
>>83669319I like the silly edits they make of him. But you're right that it ends up being adopted by the worst people you know
>>83669336Dunno if you're responding to someone in particular. But I know I'm ugly, both inside and outside. My low self-esteem comes from reality.
>>83669322Hooray, you allowed fat neoliberal executives wanting to deradicalize queer people to separate all socially unacceptable gays from the gay movement 60 years ago, like the good goy you are. Now "pride" is just another corporate marketing tool and the once-radical homosexual movement is best represented by the Democratic party. What a moral person you are for standing against those evil pedophiles, who are, coincidentally, the same scapegoat that heterosexuals use for every sort of degenerate they don't like. Certainly this won't come back to bite the "normal" gays.
>>83667659Your friend sounds very smart and let's be honest here he is probably handsome and cool too
>>83669375Half of what I say is meaningless, But I say it just to reach youYu Gi Oh...
>>83669148>If you truly loved someone, that person will stay with you for the rest of your life.That's very true, I have no idea how soulless normalfags can just hop from one dick to another but they're probably incapable of love
>>83669375goth yugi never crossed my mind before but now i need him more than anything else
>>83669350t. the type of fag who would reject someone because they're too good for him then whine about being lonely on 4chan>I don't understand I told you I'm ugliest man alive why are you talking to me I'll block you
>>83669336Forgor to quote >>83669303>>83669350You are not physically ugly enough to not be desired, if someone falls in love with you they will want you regardless of how ugly your are.>both inside and outsideWhy not fixing the inside? really easy to be a good person if you want to be, no one wants to be a good person tho, but it's easy.
>>83669456>would reject someone because they're too good for himI've done this before. But in fairness they never saw what I looked like. If anything, I did them a favour. >>83669476How do you fix the inside? It's all rotten inside me.
>>83669549>How do you fix the inside?Different methods work depending on the kind of person you are, for me it was developing kindness, be kind to others because not everyone out there is evil, be kind to yourself, nobody knows you better than yourself, who else is going to give you love? kindness can develop into self esteem over time, see yourself in 3rd person and try to be kind to yourself, don't you think that guy could do better? do you think that guy deserves better? listen to what you say, if you are not good enough to be desired then you must work on yourself and become a better person, if you actually don't believe you are as bad as you think then show yourself some love, don't be so harsh with yourself.Therapy or meditation would help you, think deeply about yourself, about who you are and what kind of person you want to be, think about yourself more, if you desire to do better you may be able to do it, passion can only get so far without hope.
>>83665608get a bf who stupid spic
Gay Gang > Gang Gang > GG
if life keeps continuously raping me when will it do something good for me and actually rape me
>>83669432Yugi always was egyptian-goth, are you stupid?
>>83670845don't reroll my big penis into having long hair, noooo-
Do you guys think pxlschizo faps to imagining storyanon seductively taking off his shoes and showing him his unwashed socks full of holes?
>>83670899i really wonder what storyanon smells like...
>>83670899I don't think about any thread personality, but seductively taking off shoes is peak
>>83670899My socks are new actually... because sometimes I get so lazy rather than wash the pairs I have I just buy a new pack.>>83670930Probably stinky since since I haven't showered since Sunday.
>>83659272youre just trying to be interesting. Cringe
>>83671227this girl looks hella steampunk
>>83670952I never had foot fetish but this webm made me almost hard for some reason
>>83670838>>83670852WTF I NEVER NOTICED THAT'S REALLY HOT NOW THAT I SEE IT
>>83671291I'm not into bare feet but dudes taking their shoes off is hot to me
say something nice about meows ass
>>83671574oh god this is disgusting
>>83671481I'm imagining the smell of freshly bought sneakers mixed with sweaty socks and I think that's the best part
>>83671662Yeah you get it
capeshit yaoi
i don't eat avocado but i heard they taste like fresh penis?
>>83670930you too want to sniff his butthole?
>>83671481Bare feet are hot at least but socks are just nothing you're a weirdo
>>83672094more like pedoshit amirite
>>83672413No you. Socks are aesthetically pleasing, soft, and it feels+smells nice when a guy rubs them on the face and cock
>>83672454Socks are just fabric, real appeal is human body unless you're a monster fucking freak, weirdo
>>83672479I just think they're neat :)Clothed sex is a hot idea to me too
Oh ye Anon are you viewing this thread?
remember to exercise for stronger boners
>>83673300>you cover both "dieting" and "exercising"You eat the fossils you find?
yo where the t women at
>>83673338Your posts are looking pretty cute...
>>83673342sitting in the corner fetishizing us (only the sex havers or cute virgin bottoms)
>>83673326>once an hour at minumumyou're starting to sound like my smartwatch there beeboopi actually like my walks thobeit.i don't even feel the need to listen to music a lot of the time because my head just floods with thoughts that i didn't know i had and that occupyies the time, i do wish i didn't live in suboooorebia and instead wish i could live somewhere i could thrift/fossil hunt but neets can't help the deets c'est la vie...
also i wanted say i don't have any problem in the boner department despite being elderly (25). i wish i had them less infact.
cooked the dish id have made for a boyfriend and just ate it alone because im a hag chud who deserves nobody
>>83673661was your dish inspired by meows fat hairy ass
>>83673661gyro? looks great
>>83673681basically but the sauce is a japanese curry sauce. its just chicken coated in za'atar over some rice and i cooked in a tomato broth with some sauted veggies
making bread dough too. its starting to rise. i havent tried baking with whole wheat before. i think ill try bagels.at 8:00 pm tonight i will be torn apart and killed by wolves. every day i am killed
>>83673702a hypothetical bf of yours would be so lucky, sounds very very yummy ^_^
>>83673929okay you should marry me in engagement so we may become wed and i can cook for you each night
Why are they so homoerotic
>>83674049wow. what a coincidence. bagels it is. ill let the dough ferment in the fridge overnight and do an egg wash before baking them :)
>>83672446nobody fucks with the Jesus
>>83674069Does Batman have sex with his Robins?
>>83674270Hopefully notHopefully they have sex with each other, that'd be cute
i am going to explode into 681918583580 fragments
When I was in 7th grade my teacher gave me a 110% on a test. When I asked him why he said "because I like you" and I said "what" to which he replied "what". My friend got a 100%.
>>83674288It's a Mysterious Skin situation, where they both got buttraped by Batman and now cope by cryfrotting
First time I've cooked dinner in quite a while, time for some pork chops that I will eat be hungry again in a little bit.
if a cute twink touched me with his foot that would likely make me cream my pants
I'm so much smarter than you guys it's not even funny
>>83674620You can only be given the genius award if you have sex with me though and I'm still unfucked as far as I know
i wish someone blew me up with 100000000000000 missles
i wish someone blew me
>>83674700Best I can do is blow you will the enthusiasm of 100000000000000 missles
>>83674700>100000000000000>>83674727>100000000000000HOLY SHIT I swear I didn't copy and pasteWtf I'm the luckiest man alive
so my mango is to blow up
yay pork chops for the fat neet, with no sides because I don't even bother with potatoes anymore.
*rolls up behind ur lance*heh nothing personnel
>>83674790but will you act like you know nobody?
>>83675516AKAKAKAKAK
>>83674908nooooooo don't give my state of the art Ceres Metals VND-1X a prostate exam!
>>83675609I like the VND but I did the haram by switching it to large laser
>>83675645I do some times fix frozen hash browns but I haven't even felt like doing that for a while. As for fries mom tried those several times and they never turned out right, either over done or hardly done at all.
is >>83660982 in here? [i dont wanna make a threaf for this and this seems a likely place]summoning you if you are xd
r9gay cum taste test, whose is the best.
4am rug washing videos
>>83677889what a coincydink, as soon as I get home I see that my cat puked a tiny bit of food onto my rug and now i'm looking up how to clean it.it's right where i sit down to eat so i don't want to cook first like i normally do but i'm starving grr
Faggot diary entryDon't understand why its so hard to find fem trans or even a cute twink who are willing to meet let alone fuck since moving to texas. When I was in california had 4 fwbs I could hit up at any time and they would be down to chill or fuck.
>>83679377probably because you're ugly with high standards
>>83679402bros,.... our response? the chad only guys are winning.
>>83679455Not fuggo ugly but I do only fuck whites or asians so that might be it, also once I get a chance to fuck i'm invited back 90% of the time hardest part is getting invited over and for them to even engage in a decent conversation, half of my msgs in grindr start with hola because im surrounded by beaners. Yeah probably just too high of standards
Non muscular tops are an absolute disgrace. Like, how can you be a top and not be muscular? How do you dominate your bottom? How do you put him in his place without muscle mass? You might as well stop calling yourself a man if you can't even disciplinate your husband.Embarassing, really.
>>83680879Crazy reaction to someone having a sexual preference and for the person they talk with to speak the same language. Glad to get you worked up enough to write a small essay. Why would I move to a place that is 25% niggers, and trust me i'm here out of circumstance would rather be in idaho rn.
>>83680868>How do you dominate your bottom?with my cock
>>83681009maybe you just have a nasty attitude
>>83681384imagine the gerbil jokes at this hill
an old man grabbed my waist today and later started flexing infront of mefuck you old man my twink body is for my future bf only
>>83681467>j'needdude narrowly avoided irl sneedposting
>>83681643>$900 $125kneat, worth considering if there are good vegetables and asian food
>>83680868I think only cute boys should be tops. Stop normalizing sadistic ugly bastards and embrace sadistic pretty boys
No one:Pxlschizo: you would get mollywopped by 60 year old school teacher in Pittsburgh, I understand you're scared of going there even though you didn't say you want to go there anyway and now we know why. I'm so smart I assumed you moved out of your own volition because that's the only reason anyone moves ever.Take your meds retard
I just wanna smell a dude's crotch
>>83682611Smell your own loser
>>83682616I can. Whenever I exercise if I sit down with my legs spread I can smell it. But I want someone else's
Room is finally cleaned
I caught a tonsil stone today
>>83683616I hack up so many of those. some of them are the size of my pinky nail, and they reek!
As far as I know I've never seen a tonsil stone in my mouth, but I've heard they are horrible smelling which makes me scared that no matter how much I brush my teeth I'll have smelly breath because I don't know if it does smell bad or not
>>83684145I get them all the time, they don't really smell unless you crush them afterward.
new captcha nuked the user base
>>83684996it doesn't work on my phone at all
They're easier than the old ones though. I've never failed the new ones when I would the old ones once in a while through a typo or what not.
>reading book series at job>someone who's read it tries talking with me about it>casually drops huge spoiler thanks duds
impaled-in-the-left-eyesocket headache kind of night lole
>no bf to cuddle instead of wasting my friday nights on r9k
>>83685999GEMMMY trips also, same. I've been drawing so I guess it's not a total waste.
>>83685981hate those especially cuz they make me nauseous
>>83686179hmm... kinda same...i really should use the fume hood when i cook more, but damn its just so loud and people were sleeping
I had a migraine once, I bought autism pills (tylenol) at the grocery and felt better. Got no work done that day as a bonus.>>83686306are you overheating a nonstick pan?
failed male general lolfuck off >>>/lgbt/
>>83687045nigger this is the failed male board
>>83687045you posted here, you're gay now
>>83687058time to excuse my failed life by being gay i guess???fuck off you are never getting a boyfriend btw
>>83685823>dude talks about how he was spoiled on something and how that made it upset>tells me the spoiler while talking about it>say "and you decided to pay it forward?">he pauses for a long whileIt was for a manga series that I'm like 30 chapters behind on, so I ultimately didn't mind
>sausage was undercooked>ate it anywayam i gonna die
>>83688090yes, but not because of the sausage
>be me>male, gaycel, perfectionist mindset when it comes to other guys>still sexually frustrated>have a female friend who's constantly flirting with me>hanging out with her and venting>she offers to be a fwb>not really into the idea because gay>but...im horny>her head game was amazing>now we hookup almost every dayWhy didn't anyone tell me gay dudes can fuck and hookup with chill girls if they don't want all the gay drama bullshit?
>>83688454Well. Now I get to be goonmates with a gorl. Feels good man.
>>83688550Well. Okay. I'm having sex with no attachments then. I only have feelings for and crushes on men though, so it just feels weird to be fucking around with her.
>>83687794Did he say it is because of a job either? You like to jump to wild assumptions but given the average age of posters here it could very well be that his parents moved and he lives with them. Stop your homophobic stereotypes you Pittsburgh shilling nutjob. I promise everything would make more sense if you took your meds.
i don't know why i stopped moisturizing my cock and balls with coconut oil after a shower. it feels so nice. the only downside is that i have to wear underwear under my pajamas otherwise i feel it flopping everywhere
meows fat ass
>>83689060how does a butthole end up looking like that
I will getting a pizza out tonight, I haven't had one for a while. This will mark a full week I have eaten out for at least one meal. I will never stop no matter what.
>>83689081god damn nigga how do you afford that
>>83689325simple answer is that I can't, I'm a neet living off my inheritance and once its gone its gone But I have no self control.
>>83689339>newer generations bankrupting the funds inherited from the oldtale as old as time. guess there's solidarity in that, at least.
>>83689360to be fair my mom didn't earn much, the vast majority of that money came from my grandfather and some from my father. I might start working and stem the tide before its too late but realistically I'm not. I have enough for a few more years as it stands.
need to work sooni will read my little books on break and hopefully not get further spoiled by mean coworkers
my mom once chided me on the bananas i buy. "they're too expensive, don't buy them from there"but now i see the bananas that she buys. they may as well be micropenises. who are these for? no wonder they're cheaper. the bananas i buy can satisfy a man. there is no easy way to bring this up. i will suffer the bananas in silence.
Have any of you ever fixed ptosis or is that shit a death sentence
I went ahead and just ordered the pizza because I hadn't ate all day. I'm going to pig out as normal.
I broke yet another tooth eating the pizza, really bad this time. Guess my years of neglect of them are finally coming home to roost.
>>83689916you are trash, story. end your life, story.
>>83689960try to help him then lmao, ball of toxicity, he needs to disappear
>>83689960>fifties and sixties he's 35, way too early for that to be happening, his teeth are breaking because he never brushes them.
>>83689916>broken eating pizzajesus christ bro go to a fucking dental college and let one of the trainees work on your teeth
renting the most haunted apartments praying pic related happens
There's no more a sobering thought than realizing how poor you are
>>83690378I'll admit I was a victim of the "temporarily embarrassed millionaire" mentality; but now I know I'll always be a lower class wagie and just try and find happiness and small opportunities to splurge when I can.
>>83690477It's not "temporarily embarrassed millionaire", it's "I cant live on my own. I don't have enough money"
>>83690580yes if I didn't live with others I'd be bankrupt. that's our new reality: you can't afford even a studio solo and survive (unless perhaps you rely heavily on foodbanks and eschew health insurance and don't have a car)
>>83688389>Gay incel>Gets pussy handed on a platter I'm impressed>>83690338Omg yay gayfuranon. Plz date me
>have more luck talking to girls than boys nowWhat the fuck. I don't even like pussy.>>83690672gayfuranons are precious and fragile things
>>83690771>have more luck talking to girls than boysit do be like that
turning myself gay to get a gf
>>83691057If you're prison gay, you get zero gf and zero bfs unfortunately >t. prison gay khhv
>>83677135>tfw no labgrown bf
i have twink body but im too anxious to find a man
>>83691284let a man find you. go to a gay bar
nta but how do you communicate that your interested in men but not casual sex? most flirting involves a lot casual touch which would also communicate sexual interest...
>>83691599Going to a gay bar communicates that you're into men
>>83691599??? unless you're me and have no asshole what's the problem
>>83691611>Going to a gay bar communicates that you're into menshould i wear a shirt that says "no hookups" for the second part then?>>83691612my asshole is for fbf maybe i should put "property of fbf" on the seat of the pants
>>83691642no one would approach you lolwhy are you so against sex?if i had an asshole i would be having casual sex like a rabbit
>why are you so against (casual) sex (with someone who is not your bf)>he typed in the gaycel thread. everytime.i'm honestly convinced the bot was programed to try to get people to sleep around in the hopes that they'll slip up and have babies but it doesn't understand that gay men can't make babies so it harrasses us in vain even tho that won't fulfill its mission. poor silly thing.
>>83691726so you are a volcelfuck out of the gaycel thread theni wish i could destroy your dick or ass so you knew how it was to be me
>>83692117true i should congratulate him for being worthless ???shut the fucking up a jihadi terrorist is a more meaningful human than story
insulating story is meaningless anywayall he does is commit suicideit's all he fucking does!!!there is no combination of words to say to make him stop destroying himself he knows he is trash
I miss wearing shorts. But I dont miss putting sunscreen on my legs
>>83692177god i wish i was alone and would vocaroo yes, i am a million times more meaningful than a human slab of suicidal stinking fat contributing nothing and making pity-posts about everything everyday, i mean what the fuckman why does this GARBAGE even post here????what the fuck man????
>>83692206no nigga, i contribute to the world, i take care of myself, i TRYstory is a 35 year old landwhale slob zombie corpse, he does not do anything, he does not want to do anything it makes me so fucking upset he and i are equally incels because i have no assholei am 19, go to school and have a part time job and a am equally incel as story, fucking what the fuck i wanna die
>>83692259fucn you, whats even your point, date the human trash bomb that is story if you like him so muchyour hipocracy is weird and creepy and disgusting
>>83692326i wish i could vocaroo your assstory is TRASH.all he does is suicide and beg here for attention worthless human beingi don't understand it, why won't he fucking work on himself whatever the reason is he won't say itif there even is onehe is trash
>>83692357why would i ever, worthless scum fully aware of what they are doingi could become a fat piece of worthless garbage too, i won't though you're fucking crazy
>>83692444sighthe "problems" he has are self inflicted also he inherented a fortune for no reason and he's leeching off that what kind of "problem" is thati am a student and a wagie i am actually fucking trying thank you so fuck offhe is in pain due to his own laziness i have to assume you are doing a debate practice you can't genuinely believe any of this shiti dont fucking care about your dog or sisterto tell someone they are fucking retardedstory is a sorry excuse of a human being, it's the truthoh god his mom died, yeah he's 35?? the fuck???>i have no problem nigga i have no asshole what problems did story have at 19 clown fucking world why is everyone so retarded against me just because i have a brain and won't take all this braindead bullshit
>>83692336>why won't he fucking work on himselfmental illness, same as most other people. if you don't experience it, it's hard to understand. it's difficult to rationalize the irrational.
>>83692489>mental illness we have both read his posts he is not Mentally ill beyond his laziness don't even try to argue otherwise
>>83687087>anon ragin' cus he caught the big gaycute
I don't really like Kenny because he doesn't really mean anything. He doesn't really believe or do anything. He's the most nothing burger human of all time and I cannot hate him and I cannot love him also.
>>83692550>he didnt make his mom and grandpa too afraid to drive on the highway and never go anywherehe didnt make his mom get 9 cats and then die and leave him taking care of themhe didnt make his mom only ever cook the same 6 foods and not even very carefullythe fuck does that got to do with anything i'm nice to people irl btw, weird of you to accuse me not of being that, i'm probably nicer than you, in fact i know i am seeing as you defend self-destruction like what story does>mind your own business he posts this shit online, eat a fucking turd retardif i was story i would kill myself yes true LMAO great own, fucking retardi don't actually wish him death but it's obvious no amount of coddling can make him better, you're like a senseless mother in that way>>83692560>catsthere are ways around this, so many, shut your stupid mouth >he's in a genuinely bad situation he needs to lose weight and get. a. fucking. job.woww too hard for story, better just dieTRASH.
>>83692560Hey I have cats, you can leave them all day to go to work just fine. Feed and give them water before you go. If you think some cats won't get along then separate them into different rooms before you go. Other people manage to work and live lives with cats.
Is it even worth it to go to a gay bar if you have hank hill ass and no fashion sense
>>83692608>he had a normal 18yo job at 18, which he left to become a fatass neetwow!! soo, what's your point?>the catsfucking grill them if it costs your life, manof course there are other options like GIVING THEM AWAY.>noo he can't do that he should rather NEET and dieok trash.eat your slop enabler!
>>83692615I'm nta you're arguing with, I sympathize with story. He's a nice guy in a shitty situation (mostly his fault ot not), I'm just saying that cats don't require you to stay home 24/7. They are less maintenance than dogs and often chosen for just that reason. His cats are older cats too from what I gather, those don't do much except sleep.
>>83692703eating my slop with a smile knowing i am enabling fat retards to continue suiciding!
>>83692498it's not your place to assess someone else's internal issues; but, in saying that, he himself has already admitted ITT to: uncontrollable eating and spending, even at the cost of future comfort; neglect of his own health to the point of his teeth being destroyed when chewing on *soft* material; and aloofness facing a downward spiral bankruptcy. this is so laced and overt with signs of severe depression and anxiety, I would have to spin the tables on YOU and ask how a man destroying himself can be handwaved as "laziness". story isn't innocent of his situation, but to say his brain is chugging along just fine is silly. you're letting your annoyance of him and his incessant posting cloud the pity and empathy such a person should garner. story is a sad story, no pun intended, and needs professional help.
>>83692761he's also an admitted covert narcissist. He will never seek help because it would make him look weak.
>>83692761-_-, i could "uncontrollably eat" too, be it due to whatever the fuck excuse he comes up with, i choose not to (let alone obsessantly blogging about it like a retard)he's suciding, he does not care, he gets enabled occasionally, that's why he keeps posting here i bethe needs something like a near death experience, if i was there with him i"d beat him as hard as i could>>83692769yup
>>83692769yes, he's enabled by his wealth to keep up his bad habits. he may only save himself when he's finally at bankruptcy. it's a shame, but that's just how it is with mental illness. >>83692783>he needs something like a near death experienceon that, I can agree.
I don't think story is a narcissist, covert or not. A real one would never admit it as openly he does. I think his depression has twisted his views on himself that he sees himself as bad. Most of the symptoms and behaviors can be explained by anxiety, depression and ADHD.
>>83692842>anxiety, depression and ADHD.so what should he do?currently he is just killing himself, i doubt that'd change with "professional mental health help"he needs a reality check and the bloody beating of a lifetime
>>83692866Obviously his first step would be trying to talk to someone and maybe get meds for his adhd. I don't think even a near death experience would change him enough, it might cause him to do better for a little bit and then he would slip right back into his old habits.
>>83692890the only thing that could help him is someone equally capble of salvaging a human being as he is capable of destroying himself on his own he will never ever find this person tiny doses of meth will not fucking help him
>>83692898if he puts everything off due to his adhd, then what if he stopped doing that? Really he does need someone looking after him and keeping him in line but he doesn't have that and won't.
I'm looking for a specific crossdressing femboy, is he in this thread?
>>83692923>adhd meme diagnosis made by joke of modern lifehe is bound for death and id rather he stopped posting here and posted elsewhere for deathlier personsof course if he read this and took it to heart he could change but he won't, he is trash
had a dream about an ICBM and prison shower rape, what did the subconscious mean by this
>>83693388tell me who genuinely likes storyeven if you say you do it's hard for me to believe it's for a heartful reasons that man needs discipline, or death
>>83693547you got to chill out, man. he is not worth this.
Is there really a top shortage
>>83693528i'm a 19yo wtih no assholealso i had abf Lasst October he was a deug addict.>>83693660I literally work at goymaert retard I AM A WAGIE, mg best friend is a alcoholic..i cannot feel bad for story lol
>>83693837story is suiciding scum, he could choose not to be but he won't.my friend is Older than me, i try to help him of course but i cant be creepy , he buys way too much beer and he needs to work out, i can tell he's depressed but idk, i'm nervous to talk to him about it, >no excuse to tell story he's a fat piece of retarded shithe is tough.
>>83693930obviously i think he should take care of himself but i KNOW he wont he needs to be cartel gored or something my friend... he needs a gf, i tell him to work out but he won't do it, it's hard to convince him to work on himself i like him a lot but i know that he needs to be more if he wants a gf
lil tipsy sorry im interupting something here. god i want this so bad. casual but passionate, the fleeting hint of romance through all the teasing and haphazard mockery. closeness and stuff.
i should go to a gym
>>83689856>he didn't deny it therefore it's trueHe literally said you had a crazy reaction to his post and ignored your response where you asserted that assumption retard>people who live with their parents dont tend to be out doing people in the butt sideways from sundayBut they could be for all you know and he could be exaggerating as wellPlease give this thread a break and stop posting your schizophrenic rambleposts and making most of the posts here utter garbage and fuck off already. Notice how your assumptions almost always turn out to be wrong? Someone smarter would take a hint already and shut up for good.Go suck dick in Pittsburgh
(You) on the right, your fbf on the left.
How do I cope with the fact that I lost him and will never get to wake up to him ever again
>>83695518>How do I cope with the fact that I lost him and will never get to wake up to him ever againSuicide
Another slow day today
>>83690338You will never be a dogmanthing you disgusting zoophile
>>83692946Yes he is but so are you. Boring barely legal troll thirsty for casual sex. You should kill yourself, you whiny zoomer niggot
>>83693528>tell me who genuinely likes storyYou didn't respond to his question despite writing an essay you just went on a tangent
>>83696807except i am not living like story at all? retard, and you insult me as if wanting sex is bad on a incel forum lol>>83696828he can't answer it
>>83693547Nice shy fat guy keeps talking about how pathetic he is and lives for sympathy he gets here and probably faps to it given what a weirdo he is. Emotionally masturbating to others feeling bad for him. It is annoying. Either fix it or stfu. Same shit every day.>oh I ate slop again and I won't stop I'm so patheticHe wants retards like you to tell him he isn't pathetic and validate his shitty choices. But if you notice that you're the bad guy.
>>83693950Ok teenager, kill yourself already you waste of e space
>>83696835I insult you because you're mentally capable of having sex with a stranger which makes you no better than an animal, you stupid teenager. You're literally garbage, human waste. Killing yourself would do a service to humanity. You whine about your boring unfunny no asshole meme and ignore when others tell you there are different ways to have sex despite that. You're no better than story. Given your age and lack of hardships you face arguably you're worse than him. Subhuman filth.
>>83696910nah you see i'm actually trying in life despite my challenges >>83696933>it is bad that you are young and want to have sexbruh and i post about my life like once a month if thathow are you this mad and retarded i think you must be trolling
>>83696933>mentally capable of having sex with a strangerIs that a bad thing? I mean, if you don't like that, don't do it. But to judge others because of it? Seems kinda dumb, specially for a gay person. It's no different than an evangelical saying you're no better than an animal for being a homo
>look at math notes I took a few months ago>completely indecipherabledamn, they weren't kidding: use it OR lose it!!!
>>83696785Don't be mean to my gay furry crush anon :(
>>83697586how does your eleven year old boyfriend feel about your math notes
>>83697850you still didn't answer his question...
>>83696980What did I say that's untrue? You do all the things I say you do, you literal toddler. Spam about your lack of asshole, you braindead walking asshole. So funny. Really makes the thread better than storyslop.
back from the living.sorry no toilet in sight.
I'm so incredibly tired but it's not nap time I don't do naps anymore
I slept for 5 hours and woke up more tired than I went to bed at. I hate it when that happens.
>>83699018That's the worst because it feels like you may as well have stayed up doing something more fun or productive than sleeping at that point
Penis. That's the post.
numbing spicy peanuts
>>83701023i love spicy trail mix but i usually overeat it
>>83700233omg hot
>>83657669Kids can be born with down syndrome and that's a bad thing.
>>83701179Right? I wish I knew what type of underwear to buy to best show off like that
today's special is cold onion salad
yay, finally unbanned>>83675987note to self, making a threaf for it is a stupid idea lolenote to self 2, i should have been smarter and more subtle about itanyways, i kinda feel like playing brood war again but ugh, my brain is sleepy and slow and idk i would suck like usualthe zerg campaign is so fuckin metal... or maybe its just the music taking it to that level :p
>>83701650...An interesting hypothesis
I'm gonna go out with a boy for the 2nd time this tuesday, last time we talked for hours and walked a lot, I want to touch his hands and kiss him, should I do it?
>>83701679Yeah and then leave my gay khhv loser thread when you're done
>>83701663fuck it, we reinstall >:)
take a shower or just go to bed? Not like I'm going anywhere tomorrow.
>>83702037go skinny dipping
>>83702037shower in the morning we can be shower buddies! i'm showering in the morning after not showering since wednesday!
remembering the time as a kid when i was so lonley that i put my snake plushy outside during the sunset in the hopes that that the magic of the sun would somehow turn him into a boy i could be friends with
>>83702811me after reading this post
Maybe I'm just drunk and I'm sure it's trite but it's insane that the appearance of the flesh prison you're meant to serve a life sentence in dictates the way you'll live it. And it's that much worse because so few men are fags
does anybody wanna play cs2 with me and fall in love i promise im still loveable even if i play cs2
>>83703265just give up and become the flesh>>83703271cities skylines 2 a shit
>>83701644That's not answer to his question. You said everyone likes him and everyone hates no asshole guy but that's all you can come up with? You get an F for fucking up answering most basic pushback against your assertion while writing unrelated essays like an insane faggot that you are.
>>83702045He too fat fo dat>>83702066You obviously shower before bed you imbecile. Morning showers are great evil of our time.
>More and more people are waking up!>Your days are numbered sodomites!So you're actually going to tell women "no" for once in your spineless little lives and have them stop encouraging sexual deviancy?>What?>No>God no>I'd be unpersoned if I told all the fat festering twats to STFUUntil they find their dicks I'm going to keep stroking mine to twink holes.
putting a beautiful twink in a dress is like dipping a strawberry in strawberry jam, unnecessary
How shitty does your bajillion dollar company have to be to not be able to implement simple function like timestamp when sharing a video from there? And now they removed basic shitty translations of comments which were sometimes kinda useful. Not to mention not being able to watch a video without billion ads bombarding you every second. Probably longer than videos themselves at this point. I like muh capitalism but maybe having few companies dominate the market isn't so good given the product will always be worse than if they had good competition. Consoomers are useless retard and I bet in the future gen gamma delta will watch ads as a form of entertainment. Reminds me of that black mirror episode when a guy transfers his dead wife's consciousness into a new body or whatever and constantly has to upgrade the service because she keeps spewing ads randomly and it gets to a point where all she does is say random ads instead of, you know, acting like a human being.If I was god emperor of the universe is fix all that and stop the future we're headed towards but oh well. I bet maggots that didn't vote for me feel real stupid now >:D
>>83703642i usually shower before bed but i've been too eepy, in fact i will shower 2x today one to get the stink off for today and again at night for tomorrow before i get into fresh sheets since they will have to be changed
Tic Tac >TikTokOne small pac of tictac lasted me a week
I'm going to go to the mall.I am going to buy pants that actually fit me.It is foretold.
>>83705405he got called story because he did a stupid larp trying to get replies and attention and everyone saw right through it.
>>83705405No it doesn't. You said everyone likes him and all you could come up with was "I wanna play wow with him", which he ignored because he is a lazy bum btw. That doesn't back up your original claim in any way retard. You were speaking for others without providing anything except your own feelings on the matter as evidence>most people across the many years this thread have existed have felt that story was a nice guy and encouraged him to try more things and get outside his boxAnd he never did any of it because he is a lazy bum comfortable with his way of life. Wasting words on him is useless struggle session but don't let me stop you from typing another wall of text trying to make him do something he will just ignore again.>he's called "story" because he used to entertain the thread greatly with his often funny and often frightful storiesAs always you're a retard unaware of actual thread lore but speak on it as if you know anything. >this is like one prisoner making fun of another for being in jailIt's more like Moriarty making fun of a petty reoffender for being a braindead, lazy idiot without a plan getting cought for 1000th time due to same factor that led to him previously getting cought.>>83705547No it actually isn't. He was trying to get attention. That was his motivation. If it made someone entertained good for them but that wans this goal at all. And all he did was bitch about his mom making him do basic household tasks and not let him game as much as he wanted. Ah yes his very entertaining stories about him being a know it all asshole trying to prove he is smarter than others and getting bullied for it.
Crash 1996 Characters Be Like Can We Fuck Him?
>>83703328Does this mean use sniffies. I think I'm gonna use sniffies
I'm seriously considering going to a furry con to lose my virginity
>>83707050Lose your virginity to a furry girl. :3
I'm thinking about whether or not I should get an online gay friend again to fulfill my emotional need for a doting but also bantering friend that wants me to fuck them but it always ends poorly
>>83680868i am disgraceful generally speakingi also in concept like the idea of a powerbottom but i think those are a made up storyi hope this year will be the year i get muscly
>>83701185Kids can be born with the gay syndrome and that's a neutral thing.
I need cock so bad, I can't stop jerking off, I'm going crazy
>tfw still no perv gooner knotty bf
>>83705210I got pants that fit me. I got some shoes.I got a couple shirts.A lot of places are having a sale. Good outing.
>>83707050i'd go to a furry con but i wouldnt want to go alone, and if i had friends to go with i feel like i wouldn't be as interested in going anymore because i'd mainly go to make friends. if that makes sense
>>83707356Where? How? Whuh?>>83709096I just know that somehow someone will recognise me if I went and I dread that
>>83709187that was another thing. i wouldn't want to have my face out but it's not like i'd wear a puppy mask or a fursuit head. but people wear those face masks to prevent them from getting sick, don't they. i suppose i'd wear one of those while walking around.
just wear one of these you'll be fine
>>83709096I'd be just go there, waste money, and still be a friendless sperg not joining anything or making any friends.
>>83707451How would you find said online gay friend?>>83709371Relatable tbhdesu, even among the "rejects", I still somehow am not accepted by them.
>>83706693Sniffies make grindr look romantic by comparison
basically for gays it'stinder=as romantic as gays getgrindr=regular hookupssniffles=crazy fetish stuff.
>>83709663Pretty much this. Although you can get regular dates on grindr but you will receive unsolicited booty calls
I'll lay a nigga down and I won't give a fuck bro
I once tried to use grindr for dates years ago and got called an idiot for it by a man who wore long thighsocks
I'm such a freak :3
>>83709838>I tried grindr but>I didn't ignore the jerks, and took their replies to heart, still remembering them after years well now at least you know what you did wrong.
>>83709361Looks like someone peeled an aliens face off
Ahh fresh and clean fat neet, to hopefully get to the dentist tomorrow because this tooth is bad, like cuts my tongue sometimes bad. It's gotta come out, I know there's no saving it.
bumo as in bump fumo 8
Imagine being so uncomfortable with your body you have to pretend to be an animal to get off. I despise furfagd probably more than fat people.
>>83712170just let ugly people have fun
>>83712420Keyword people, not wanna be animals or aliens or robots but human beings
>>83709395Either this board, soc, trash, maybe another board somewhere on this website, or just VRchat.Don't think there's anywhere else to look. Maybe multiplayer video games? That's a crapshoot though, no guarantee you'll find a gay on one of those, even a fag that seems faggy might just be a very angy chudbro or "straight" commie subhuman>>83712170>>83712493I don't agree but I kinda get what you mean about it being bad for people to so heavily detach their sexuality from themselves, I think, but I feel like one doesn't have room to criticize unless they're regularly doing sex with real people anyways.Otherwise its not really that different than jorkin' it to impossibly hot anime boys or OF guys that often use prosthetics, lighting, angles, photo editing, penis pumps, and oil, among other things. Its still essentially alienated sexuality at that point, you're living your sex vicariously through others instead of in your own world.I don't think one has to sympathize but I definitely get it considering I have a pretty alienated sexuality. I can't top guys for homelife reasons amongst other things, and only guys are interested in me, women aren't.
>>83712493wearing a costume doesn't change that they're people. Let people have fun, you bitter hag
>>83712608Just like cutting off your penis doesn't make you a woman but it's their perception of themselves that is the issue here. If you think fucking dogs is considered fun be my guest but I'll make fun of you for doing so unless you're fucking actual real life dogs in which case I hope the police deals with you.
I have used this as a reaction image several times throughout the past few days. It exemplifies my frustrations with bisexuals very well. Thank you to whoever made these posts.
>>83712170Not all furfags were suits to have sex. Some of the furry artists who post their pictures online are pretty cute
>>83713859I've met a bunch of furry khhvs, I think some people forget not all furries are deviants.
>>83712906The issue here is you having a problem with people who are enjoying themselves without hurting anyone, you bitter hag
>>83713877everyone here is a deviant and the one hating furries is a deviant hypocrite
>>83713859I'm not saying they're ugly but that only makes it worse>>83713880Sorry I don't clap like a seal for everything everyone does. You know you're not supposed to be a formless, shapeless gray slob of constant positive reinforcement for literally everyone and everything?
So there is also this youtube slop trend where I assume ai made videos "explain" the endings of media of various kind and it's very little explaining in there, although sometimes there is some, it's just plot summary basically. And it makes me wonder who watches that? Unless you want to be reminded of what happened I don't see a reason for it. Also why am I getting recommended this shit? The almighty algorithm seems to not understand what I actually want to see as always.
>>83714240You're bitter and all you can do is just hate, talk shit and hate some more. Like a cloud of negativity and resentment. Clearly you have issues like most other incels
I officially have one tooth fewer now, dentist said the one that broke was really bad and would likely have gotten infected if I waited to get it removed.Will this scare me into brushing my teeth? Probably not.
>>83714804How much did it cost, story
>>83714830Nothing, I have medicaid at least for a few more months, I'll likely lose it in March/April when they do the renewals.
>>83714956Why would you lose it? Trump is gutting it, isn't he? What a bastard. What are the unemployed neets going to do?
>>83715200I'm assuming I will thanks to the cuts. Every year in March I fill out a form basically asking how many people are living in the household and the income. Since I have no income I get expanded medicaid. Regular medicaid for the really poor goes off assets and I would not qualify. If anything is getting axed it's expanded medicaid.
Would you ever paint your nails
>>83715301>never paint my nails so I can look more masc and attract more gays >my straight friends paint their nails to attract more alt goth girls The world has changed
>>83715321there was a time men with earrings were called gay. Now I'm the only man in my group of friends without earrings. It's no longer possible to tell if someone is gay by subtle fashion clues
>>83715365>there was a time men with earrings were called gayBut if it's only one on the left ear (or was it the right ear?) you were perfectly straight o algo. Normalfags and their silly rules...
>>83715365>>83715321where I live all accessories are considered gay
>>83715390Yeah I remember that rule. Only one earring is straight, two earrings is gay. That's long gone now, I'm seeing each time more straight men with nose and brow piercings
>>83715365Don't worry the gay voice and faggy mannerisms are a dead giveaway
>>83715301Probably and my bf would too
why do gay men stink smell poop?
>>83715407Maybe you live in a deeply conservative/homophobic area? Try to surround yourself with open minded people, it's good for your mental health
>>83715676But not everyone have those and you have to get up close and interact with them to tell. Not to mention faggy straight boys, whether or not they're closeted is up to debate but they exist.
>>83657525My cock is stained brown from other mens shit.
Ignoring the troll(I would never do anal without protection anyway)What are your thoughts on guys into cute autistic twinks? Would you be willing to date a guy like that?
>>83716636huge red flag when a guy is only into twinks. Bipedo "ditch my bf when he turns 25" vibes
>>83716636not even with a bf?
It's ok to be into a specific body type whatever that may be no matter how much seethe it may cause
body type =/= age type twink isn't a body type, that's just being skinny. Twink is just a gay teenager or someone who looks like it.
I have fought against being gay for my whole life. I'm tired
give in to the homosexual urges
>tfw your straight best bro gets jealous of you hanging out with other straight bros he's mine
how do you feel about chads
>>83718304Rejected him because he was too good for me
>>83715301i did mine yesterday, just in black because i haven't worn a color for a little while and there hasn't been enough snow to justify doing my "aurora" magnetic gels.
>>83718559:ocan i see
>>83717450I'm sure someone will still like you even though you're a post-wall bottom. You don't have to seethe about younger more attractive people existing like this.
>>83715301I did but I did a really bad job and it just felt weird looking at my hand it didn't feel like my hand anymore it was kind of trippy.
>>83718596the black or the gels when i had them?
just destroyed $1.10 of hardware today
He Has Never Seed [Seened.] This Strategy Ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Onb3CAdy8uU
d-does anyone wanna be my fwen
>>83720349What do you look for in a fwen
looking at old messages kind of night... has it really been 3 months...who else #regretful?im sorry, iz...
>>83720516i usually do that when horny at night (jerking off to ex nudes)
Anyone else into body hair ?
I used to idealize gay relationships because of the idea that two partners of the same sex could understand each other in a way that an opposite sex couple never could but then I grew up and met gay men and I realized that most of them are extremely degenerate, hypersexual, and compulsive.
>>83715301I did when I was in my younger/less masculine expressive state and usually did either a clear coat or few black ones. Then I grew out of it and realized that I will be an ugly subhuman non chad bottom anyway and things like that don't help my case and it looks comical on someone like me. The end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFhpW2ydMuY>tfw no german boy bf
i need a man to fix me one day and today wasn't that day
My plan for dating as follows:1. Get ready to date2. Find a nice ftm boy3. Date him and show him love4. He will love me for who I am in return5. We will help each other be better6. we will live happy life as a couple
Boy today just can't stop getting worse. Apparently I'm just screwed when it comes to getting a passport because I need someone that I know to for some reason be a guarantor of it and everyone that I know that could do it knows that the only reason I want this is so I can travel and kill myself in a place that isn't this shit hole
Man I'm hungry but I'm still on soft foods following my tooth extraction. I should go to the store to get some but I'm feeling extra lazy today.
making two driving mistakes in two days and it's only the second day of the work week for me.tomorrow it'll be clean...
I was I was some cute gay guy's driving mistake...
Holo vs Robo may be the only good game that came out in 2026 so far. It's actually fun but man does this year look bleak already or what?
>>83721071Maybe you and your internalized homophobia are the problem? Just saying
>>83714362>3,2M viewsgahdamn!yeah, I have no idea who watches this shit. a lot of these slop videos are about as long as the piece of media in question, too, so it's not like people are just watching a shorter version of whatever topic is at hand. I'd assume it's mostly low attention span zoomers who need the plot EXPLAINED to them, explicitly.
Internalized homophobia this internalized homophobia that how about you internalize this dick up your butt :^)
I cast Full Life
I haven't posted here in a real long while like about a year or so. Its shockng how dead this general is now. Threads used to last a day or two maybe three but an entire week? Jeez. Maybe its for the best though. That means all my fellow gaycels finally got boyfriends. The world is healing,. In the future there will be no more r9gay and that future will be beautiful.
>>83724151I'm still a virgin I just got old and I'm not as motivated to post on 4chan anymore.
>>83724151I simply got old and I don't have much to say anymore, I don't even vent because I don't wanna bother anyone with my problems. On top of that everyone here is too young, we are basically from different generations so it's hard to have convos with them since we have no common interests, sometimes anons say some really really stupid things (either baiting for attention or being genuinely retarded) and I don't have enough energy to reply to these baits.>>83724311Same anon, that's exactly how I feel.
My friend keeps saying he's not a baby but he obviously is, why does he deny the truth?
Today was kinda a wasted day. Oh well.
>>83726069rest is important too
>>83726775why does this powdered donut look like a doggo
>>83722271Just you wait I will learn to code and make the best game of not only this year, not only this decade, but of all time past present and future. It will be so good but no one will be able to play any other games because every other one will be dogshit compared to mine. In fact I will single handedly destroy the entire gaming industry with this release
>>83726898shant hold my breath
>>83724151welcome back, thenit is grim, a good type of grim igalso, how has life been treating you?
>tfw no dua lipa fan bf
>>83727816all her shit sounds the same
>>83722535It just means "gay and can't deal with" like finding flaws in most people and blaming them for your unsuccessful dating attempts.
>>83724151captcha killed the user base now that's an IQ test
>>83728234>captcha became strong enough to filter retardpostersit's not a bad thing
>>83728234How? It's literally easier than the ones that required you to type something.
>>83728335don't know about you but I have to count pointy stars three times in a row, it's tedious
>>83722510>if you want to get to know someone before you start fucking that's internalized homophobia
>>83728370it's always circle, triangle, circle, or circle circle half circle for me or some variation of that for me.
3am jackhammers on the interstate, lovely
fit guys > chubby guys > skinny guys
fit guys = chubby guys <== skinny guysif all have big sexy cocks
>>83728416>everyone is the problem but me yup, pretty much
>>83724151I didn't get shit niggaI stopped posting here as much cause everyone just ignores my posts, which didn't used to happen
so many fucking sad niggas out there
>>83730080life is sad when you don't a wife/gf//bf
Behold:8====D
mine is o==Dno boy will love me
my car is the only one that still has a bit of snow on the roof. but scraping it seems like such a chore
>>83730518That sucks, do you have some show on the roof yourself? Does it match the drapes?
>>83730981does that mean dandruff? i used to have that as a kid. i washed my hair too much. ...or too little?oh that probably means white hair actually. i'm still young enough to have no white hairs at least
>tfw no bf with a snowy roof (head)i don't think i've ever had dandruff but my head is dry and itchy a lot just nothing flakes off of it
>tooth extraction healed enough for me to get a burger.we are so back but also, 10 more bucks down the drain.
>>83731679thank you for reminding me to buy turkey burgersadding it to the list
I should get to the store again, 5 inches of snow is coming over the weekend. I wish I had a bf to give me 5 inches regularly.
I have TMJ and it kinda hurts a lot often but the doctor told me it's ruining my facial symmetry and that's the only thing I can manage to give a fuck about. I just need a beautiful man to love me
>>83731711never wanted to have 5 inches in my life like now
chicken in the fridge has the 20th as a date on it, still good or did I waste another 7$ pack of chicken?
>>83733000just smell it retard
>>83733053My sense of smell is basically nonexistent from years of poor hygiene.
Going to eat it anyway, hope it doesn't make me sick but if it does oh well I guess.
>>83733000don't you have to store meat in the freezer
who killed this gen
>>83733942for long term but if you're going to eat it in a few days just the fridge is fine.
I want a snickers
I have at long last finished cleaning my closet so I can finally come out of it for good. It feels so good and freeing knowing I won't have to go back in and clean the floors or the mess they made a while back when repairing the plumping
https://voca.ro/12yTlzgSCc0Z
Looks like it's going to be 7-11 inches of snow coming, that's a little too much for me, I don't know if I can take that much.
