Lush green field edition
>>83660104These fields are awful for biodiversity
family guy tender moment eyes close half way
Is this the biggest faggot in Britain? >>>/pol/525942166
>>83660161not clicking that could be a virus de lid
>>83660170First day on 4chan little lad?
>>83660179I'm no lemon mate
>>83660161>Is this the biggest faggot in Britain?Absolutely. I'm surprised he's OK with his face being published in the media next to an elegy about what a pathetic faggot he is- assuming he is a real person anyway.
yeah? and firetrucks are red
>>83660196not as red as my dick head little lad
*bes a boomer*if he'd seen rotten as a kid he wouldn't be such a pussy
>>83660216rotten.coom de lid? oh aye thems were the days
>>83660231aye lad thats the one...
>>83660216A bit of gore is a good thing to toughen up a lad
Unironically bullies have been keeping the weirdos, the cunts and the disturbed mongs in line for generations. Anti-bullying campaigns have been a disaster for society at large.
>>83660513Bullies and school shooters had kept a delicate ecological balance within their niches until mankind decided to intervene in Nature
just had one of those brown sticky mess shits, the kind that is viscous and provides sticky friction upon a wipeim gunna have a shitty bum all day at this rate
>>83660598Sometimes you just have to call it and get straight in the shower
>>83660614You're probably right. Just went back for a secondary wipe. I'll give it an hour or so then I'll start running a bath.
>>83660598Too much oil in your diet, lad. Try to eat heartier meals and less fried stuff. Also yeah the other lad is right, that's a shower job for sure.
>>83660638I had a cheeky garlic bread stick for myself yesterday but otherwise no oil. However that thing was probably soaked in butter. Filled a nice munch hole though.To be clear on the consistency, because when I wrote that I had just come back and was still recovering.It was clay like, sticky clay. Still a structure but barely holding together.Imagine if some lad was working away at building a mug out of clay, still moulding it and you picked it up and threw it on the ground
Think I'm dying lads. I feel so fucking rough it's unreal. I keep getting sick and then getting better for a couple of days and then going back under with different symptoms. Either I've got some sort of super fucked up COVID thing or I've just got the immune system of a malnourished baby. I keep meaning to call the doctor but not noticing when phone lines open or still asleep. I'm going to try for 2pm to call them and see if they can test my blood or something. It don't seem right.
Posted in wrong thread fmlPolish MILF lives down the road with me. Has roided Polish husband who self employs as a mechanic. They have two kids who are teens. She's fit and goes to the gym I think. Tight leggings, long black hair. Defined cheekbones. Tall. Elegant. Her husbands dick and balls are probably shrivelled from roids. She's ready for some big anglo cock to fill her up right. Too bad I'm a socially awkward spergy incel.
>>83660727can I have your stuff when you pop your clogs
>>83660783I think the courts will likely want to give it to wifeberg but if you're willing to fight I'm happy to get the will adjusted.
>>83660889she doesn't love you like I do
Just about to watch the new Fallout episode, really enjoyed the last episode it was lush.Also I just had a spaff sesh and came but it didn't feel intense it was just like oh I'm cumming now. Bit weird, no real orgasmic feeling just spunk. Gunna hold off for a few days, that sesh got me spooked.
Imagine having a 19 year old gf.
>>83660983some of us dont have to image la it lush x
PaedoLad The UK Paedo loves noncing
>>83660992You are broke and no young gf for you.
>>83660983I did onceDidn't know I was born
Wonder what the pubs are like in Newcastle.
Is this real or staged? I hope it's real, desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrE6_dbnAjg
Always get the difficult captchas on GNU/Linux for some reason. Sucks lads.
>>83660975I've been enjoying fallout, /tv/ seems to fucking hate it but then again I never played the games so just watching my frogfu wander around killing shit is fun, and I don't get worked up at darkies in my tele shows. I sometimes get that no orgasm just jozz feeling, it's usually when I try to hold back the orgasm and fail so it's just a disappointing - oh it's over now. Always nice to have a little break though lad, keep up the good work.
>>83660983Think it would actually be extremely annoying in real life. Did have one when I was 19, she was a bit of a mental bitch so it wasn't all sunshine and roses but she did let me do pretty much anything I wanted to her at the start so no complaints. Shame all my videos of us shagging are in such incredibly low resolution you can barely make anything out, nice to pull for an occasional wank anyway though. Wouldn't want one now, I've got nothing in common with a 19 year old and trying to have a convo with one would be like pulling teeth.
>broke quarter mil in investmentspaid off my mortgage n all
>>83661118get a pass x
>>83661136I don't have money of my own anymore.
>>83661147I'll gift you one.
>>83661133I'm willing to put up with a mental bitch to be quite honest.
>>83661147No crypto?
>>83661167Unfortunately the "I'll do anything to please you so you don't leave like daddy" mental almost always eventually transforms into "depressed mess creating money draining frustrating no sex drive" mental overtime. Better off to start with someone at least nominally stable.
>>8366112376 is great if you do want to try the games!
Yeah what's the issue here exactly? He's wearing a face covering...so what? Do they get suspicious of someone wearing a burqa? These scum bags need to jog on. Disgraceful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAVC7O0bbNk
>>83661199I might watch these if they weren't such long videos
>>83661197Nah don't really play any games any more, no interest in it. Think that time of my life is just over, might pull out an occasional 360era game that I have fond memories of and run through it, enjoyed bioshocks a few years back, but no desire to play anything new. Would rather read a book. Honest to god, I love reading books.
>>83661210I keep them on in the background. Just skip to the part with the police officers.
>>83661199>>83661210>>83661227Im convinced its all just a cover up for their massive authoirty fetish tbqh You can see them getting all worked up and giddy over the uniformed officer telling them what to do
>>83661210The blue jacket old man at 16:45 is a right muppet. Kept coming back for more. Don't know why people react to being filmed still. You make yourself look like a right fool and your face stays online for years then.
Tried to do auditing a few times and got arrested. They kept asking me for the "password" but I told them I told them I keep it on an online paste, which expires if I don't view the page after 12 hours. They kept me in custody for 16 hours (it's longer if you request a duty solicitor).
>>83661263>They kept asking me for the "password"It's Fidelio
>>83661241Obviously true for ruthmong the 36 year old man making up little stories like this >>83661263
>She's ready for some big anglo cock to fill her up right
Off to see the nuns tomorrow. Got a blood test, was told to "ring the bell" if the door isn't open. 7.40am, corr gunna be chilly.
>>83661323>Oooooh oooooo-ooooooo >Ring my bell
Any lids remember this horror show?https://youtu.be/Idhc85tLPNQ?si=YiwkHROG2ETUfmNz
smells lush on the wagie bus
Even my Xbox is set to clear user accounts when it's turned off (it's called "access restrictions"). Meant to be for places like hospitals I guess but very good if you are privacy conscious. They came in and turned some of my shit on too. All this because of a female didn't like me filming her.
>>83661350qrd lid?
>>83661350What noncery were you performing on your Xbox? That's some pretty advanced pedo behaviour
>>83661364Arrested for "stalking". Another no further action. In the interview I just talked about silly shit like video games every time they asked a question. What's the point answering properly when there's not much to go on. They really want you to admit guilt for their statistics. I reckon a good amount of people just get tricked into accepting things like a community resolution or even a caution. Only admit guilt if you've done something wrong and there's definitely most likely some evidence.
my breakfast? choco-frappe, two Slimfast halves, and a tramadol.i'd like to see you talk your way out of this one, bowels.
>>83661395Many people would deny it on religious grounds but this is actually as close to the ideal diet that it's possible to get in modern society.
>>83661370It was just so they could try and find more info I think like an email and just slap that on the PNC. I said I don't use any social media too (which they find hard to believe).
>>83661395Did you just mix slimfast with coffee to make a frappe? lel
gfberg gonna put some stockings on tonight and I'm gonna smooch her soles
Peak UI imo. Simple and clean. No huge buttons like I'm on some fucking touchscreen/phone. It's a shame Windows is AI slop dogshit now.
my uncle used to work at the BBFC, in the division that checked what people were doing in computer games. surprising amount of sickos who killed women in Skyrim just to take their clothes off.
>>83661439that's not why the bbfc does liddy
>>83661395based, for me its the European breakfast of a woffee and a ciggerette , hard to beat
>>83661425nowadays it's all 'Dark Mode' this and 'Black Lives Matter' that.
darn sanfud lane me lids x
>>83660161Poor lad got upset that someone tricked him into watching Ronnie McNutt.Bless, eh.
>>83661348Pure miss this nibba
>>83661441examining content for objectionable material is EXACTLY what they do lil lad.(uncle developed a severe drinking problem in the end. few weeks in the RollerCoaster Tycoon department and he could no longer cope)
>>83660216>>83660231>>83660292>tfw you and the lads gathered around a computer to look at horrific decapitations and industrial accidents at 10am on a random tuesdayIt was a better time
corrrr there's a NEW version of MPC-BE. sure love manually updating my Windows programs one-by-one! (well-aware the centralised Microsoft solution is and/or would be way worse but FOR FUCK'S SAKE)
You're meant to believe this white looking woman is from Turkey. What a fucking larp.
check out all these Rotten.com casuals. probably would have whitey'd after ten seconds on Ogrish.
>>83661085The Town Mouse is supposed to be decent.
>>83661491apt update && apt upgrade or dnf up on GNU/Linux. Just works. Never download random programs from web sites like silly Windows mongs.
>>83661479Feel bad for your uncle lid, it not right what people to doing to them park visitors. No toilets, umbrellas for 60 dollars, Mr bones wild ride. Enough to send any man crazy.
>>83661085shit , overpriced, full of deanos and depressed alcoholics (regulars)
on that fresh new media player.
>>83661505Lot of qt uni bints love a drink there.
>>83661518Used to have mpc hd back in the old days for a couple of files my craptop couldn't handle on vlc. Neat little player that.
>>83661528I've heard a certain Yorkshire lass who grew up in the pub industry herself is a regular there.
10 days no wooze today.In me Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
>>83661460Even VLC got the dark mode now. Lush.
i don't miss the days of fannying about with codec packs, nice how everything just works nowadays.i am not thrilled with these new days of adjusting various audio balance settings because kino files don't come with a dedicated stereo mix.
>>83661547oh my days so it does. open source has finally caught up with the Microsoft Zune theme for Windows XP.
>>83661542I'd go to town on her mouse.
I need unrestricted access to a fanny. It's urgent!
>l'd go to town on her mouse
Mum gave up pressuring me to get a job and stopped saying silly shit like "there's a world out there" a long time ago.
zoomers won't remember how we used to 'scan' our computers for viruses, using 'antivirus' software.nowadays i just drag any .exe onto virustotal.com. those 'suspicious activity' CAPTCHAs on Google can be a pain, but i don't mind being part of a botnet if it's for a good cause x
>>83661545Based welperlid. You garn spoons for some more woffees today?
>>83661632based Specsavers DANNY neckbeard. imagine PAYING for glasses.
It were the one tusked eleman
Bento box for lunch. 4x lush.
>>83661648Nah not garn spoons today. Having a lowkey one today. Don't wanna get into a wabit of having too many woffees. I'll probably go either Friday or Saturday.
>>83661673i need to get a new pair of specs from the autism range tbqhGoing to try one of these glasses websites, heard from a few people they aren't bad, and you can get all sorts of glasses cheapSpecsavers just keep robbing you at every turn >JUST 89 quid!>oh wait, theres another 20 quid for this little extra test>oh you want something that isnt these 4 pairs of ugly glasses? 60 quid>well you see if you want that extra coating it will be 30 quid>6 months later they start pestering you via txt and email about taking another test because in that time your eyes may have started rotting or about to fall out if you don't come and spend another 150 quid to be told "Yeah anon your eyes are totally fine" Cunts
>>83661721Ugly glasses? Why would I care? I wouldn't leave the house anyway. In fact my glasses are from 2009.
>>83661721Glasses direct are fine, same sort of shit where the price ratchets up real fast if you want any features but very reasonable if you just get basic. Got some nice autism glasses on there, mine are blue
