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>A borrower has started living in the walls of your house and is bullying you at every opportunity
Wat do?
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>>83662337
The answer is always rape. Violate the nap get raped. Simple as.
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>>83662343
>raping someone that its impossible to stick your dick inside of
Not possible
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>>83662337
Introduce termites to the walls to displace it in its niche.
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>>83662393
She would just start crashing on your couch anon
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>>83662357
Kek okay buddy you clearly don't rape, she better be a fucking freak or she's running away to my neighbor's walls.
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>>83662408
Unless you got the worlds smallest dick it aint happening anon
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>>83662462
I see someone follows the UK's legal definition of rape. Though I bet just punching a hole in the wall and sticking my dick in there while shouting my lust for her would be enough to her to move onto another house.
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>>83662556
Nah if you make her uncomfortable in the wall she is just gonna crash on your couch instead, make you less comfortable
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>>83662577
That gives me easier access so I approve, hopefully she's in my bed next.
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>>83662582
Access to do what precisely
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>>83662587
To sexually assault her of course.
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>>83662598
Literally how tho, you might be able to bully her a bit but I dont see how you could do that
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>>83662462
You tie her up and shove her up your dick, head first, repeatedly. Like waterboarding but uhh using her as a sounding rod. Eventually she'll calm down.
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>>83662646
That sounds like it would be painful for you anon
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>>83662617
I could just grab her and rip her clothes off and lick her entire body all over like she's a popsicle. I could be mean and stick her in my boxers and force her to smell my musk all day. I could put her in my palm and rub her body along the length of my dick. I could lie her on her back and cover her with my dick, nearly drown her in semen. Tape her to my desk and use her like a stress ball, just poke and prod and poke and prod. And that's just my body. Many, many objects could be used.
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>>83662657
Maybe but pain is pleasure. She'd hurt more and it would turn her into a one use onahole probably.
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>>83662657
I will gladly hurt myself to put annoying bitches in their place.
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>>83662700
I guess she should be thankful at that point you didnt just straight up sit on her.
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>>83662800
Hahahaha oh my yes she should be glad.
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>>83662823
Anon what are you gonna do
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>>83662700
>I could be mean and stick her in my boxers and force her to smell my musk all day
Might wanna be careful with that one, she might escape, and even if she doesnt she might give you a boner at work.
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>>83662862
Escape down my jeans into my boots, she might not even even be able to climb out if she fell down there. If she gave me a boner at work I'd fall in love, exhibitionism is very hot.
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>>83662883
She might try to climb out the waistband too (either side). Also wouldnt you be worried about getting in trouble at work?
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>>83662720
Its so unnecessary though with all of your options
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>>83662894
Well I got fired yesterday which is why I am here right now and I did manual labor. Even if someone somehow noticed I had an erection while I was working, what could they say? I'd just turn it on them for 'mirin my bulge. Maybe in an office doing some pencil pushing job someone would freak out over a hard on but I don't see anyone caring enough in manual labor.
I doubt she could climb out of my waistband I like to keep my belt very tight, plus I wear thin underclothes because I've been freezing my balls off. If she got passed my jeans somehow she'd be trapped in a shirt up against my hairy abs.
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>>83662953
>Working manual labor with her in there
Anon its bad enough to stuff her in there at all, definitely dont turn it into a sauna. And while your at it make sure you dont cut a fart while shes down there, even if shes in the front it would trap the air and she would be gagging and thrashing around.
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>>83662972
She's going to get cooked. Florida sun baby, inside of multiple layers, my face, fingers and toes will be cold but my body will hot and sweaty. I could fart. She could trapped between my dick and my balls, with just that musky air to breathe in, getting soaked in my ball sweat. If she's lucky that gagging and thrashing around would really get me going and now she's dealing with precum.
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>>83663044
No no no, no way anon, even you would have limits, I can believe that you would stuff a cute girl down your pants, I can even believe that you would do it in Florida heat and humidity despite the fact that youre basically waterboarding her with ballsweat, but theres no way you are turning your underwear into her personal gas chamber.
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>>83663119
Gas station garbage food always gives me a bit of an upset stomach but sometimes I have to make do and that means sometimes she'd have to make do with the air she's breathing going from musky cock smell to racetrack pizza farts without any warning. One moment she's drowing in ball sweat and the next she's choking on gassy air, fighting to breath.
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>>83663162
Honestly anon at that point what is even the appeal, shes not some pretty girl smelling of perfume anymore, her hair would be matted, she would look ragged and exhausted, and she would smell like shit, why do you even want to sexually abuse her at that point, wouldnt she be repulsive? And wheres your sense of protectiveness for vulnerable innocent young girls?
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>>83663213
The appeal is seeing the girl you've made filthy and dirty and kissing her and telling her she's perfect. I'm repulsive I want her to be repulsive and if she isn't I'll drag her to my level, kicking and screaming if I have to.
I really do feel that protectiveness but it's overshadowed by my lust. Perhaps after dumping a load on her I'd be nicer. Clean her up, sit her on my desk and put on something she likes, cook her favorite dish.
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>>83663353
I hope you somehow impregnate her and she gives you the brattiest most pain in the ass miniature daughters imaginable that make your life a living hell
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>>83663386
Jokes on you, I'd welcome my new brat tamer role with gusto. Just like their mom they'd learn to love me.
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>>83663463
Just for that one of them is now a boy
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>>83663478
Hahaha oh anon you are a treasure. You can't really believe that after all that a little set of dick and balls is going to put me off.
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>>83663518
Fine, but you better believe he is gonna be the most insufferable know-it-all brat to ever live, and he wont listen to a damn word you say, and he will steal the remote and hog your spot on the couch.
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>>83663553
Boy is getting sewn to my boxers so my balls hit him while I walk and he gets a front row seat to his mom and sisters polishing my asshole.
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>>83663607
Jesus anon thats fucked up
Pretty hot tho ngl
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>>83663629
It took a while but I've come to terms with my sexuality being sadist.
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>>83663773
Eh, I remember watching movies about kids being shrunk and enduring humiliation while small, and I remember knowing that I would have done the same thing as those kids when I was a child. It always struck deeper for me because those movies emphasized how the kids supposedly deserved it and how it supposedly served them right and that got me thinking about size cruelty of that nature, especially younger brats suffering at the hands of older adults.

Related but odd question, how old are you anon.
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>>83663813
I am 25 years old. I watched a lot of horror movies growing up and I think that's where most of my stuff came from.
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>>83663929
Horror is often ironically a good pusher of fetishes. For most of my childhood my strange desires were stuff that literally gave me nightmares.

With that in mind how do you think youd handle a scenario where a son or daughter got shrunk (similar to how it happened in Willy Wonka? )
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>>83663970
It really is. I had to get over a small amount of "guilt" in the beginning because after horror movies I watched more "heroic" movies and wanted to emulate that but that's not what I was built for. I'm supposed to be Freddy and Myers and Leatherface, not Aragorn or Gandalf or Spiderman.
But I digress. Now handling my child shrinking, my immediate thoughts are perversions. I must undress them to make sure everything is in the right place and accounted for and they're unharmed. Hold them up high while I check everything out, pretending I can't hear any compliants or screams of terror from being dangled in the air above me, small bodies small voices after all. Looking at them in my hands, so littlr, so delicate. I like to hug people and squeeze them until they squeal but having someone in my palm would be much different, I wouldn't be able to resist closing my hand around them the first time I see them shrunken down.
If it's similar to Wonka in public I would perch them on my shoulder naked and tease them about falling. I'd tuck them neatly behind belt buckle for safety, their bare legs being tickled by my body hair. Curious about the heat coming from there and the smell, being that close they might notice me getting hard from just the thought of licking their bodies clean when we returned home.
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>>83664275
Tfw Me suddenly remembering the Roach motel scene from Freddy Kruger and how it was disgusting but also triggered that innate feeling of being small and helpless that tickled me in weird ways

But yeah, I could see them squeaking up at you with a tiny, mousey voice as they are being stripped clean, demanding to (put me back in the other way!) and (Stop manhandling me!), constantly squirming and trying to fight you to no avail. The belt buckle is probably the most lewdest place that might raise a few eyebrows but would be excused I imagine, the butt pocket is another option that I could see people watching you tucking them inside of and just letting it go with a shrug and a thought of it serves them right as they squirm while being pressed into your buttcheek. I wonder what attitude you would take, a stern disciplinarian dishing out what they deserve, an apathetic dad doing this for his own amusement without care for what they think, or some twisted sense of genuine altruism thinking this really is being nice to them.

Hell if they are really unlucky it will be like the remake version and they will be subjected to their dads horrifying gross body in the TV as various channels are flipped through while they sing a jig about how they had this coming and theyll probably be small forever. Although I am sure their loving dad will pull them out of the TV well before the song plays through to its end, right?
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>>83664508
It makes me laugh, relatives threaten their kids with me, I can be very stern. I am more of the second option. I would be enjoying myself and I'd prefer they enjoy what will come next but it's not important. The human body is so fragile. Belt buckle I see them, they're secure, they can't hang and slip down onto my dick that's on them. Back pocket is a never. I might sit with my full weight and well, that's the end of them then haha. Front pocket I might bump into something or put something in there crushing then.
All they could is raise eyebrows and shrug, I'd respond by hooking my belt with my thumb and jiggling the hitchhikers, laughing.
Their loving father, sitting there half dressed hand down my pants beer in my lap, I wouldn't move a muscle to save them. My breath would pause is that who I think it is? Why are they there? They've earned their punishment, better whoever is dealing it than me. I will make up for my loss of face as their father when their song finishes. I pluck them from the TV, studying them. Is this really my kid? Questioning them. I don't think so my kid wouldn't do something to end up shrunk and in my TV and their mother was with them where is she? I dunk them head first into my beer, demanding they tell me who or what they are. Lightheaded and woozy they struggle to stand as I make them prove their identities or they're going back into the TV to stay tiny forever.
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>>83664792
>It makes me laugh, relatives threaten their kids with me, I can be very stern
Makes me imagine you as the 'scary uncle' of the family, someone the parents love having around but the kids are terrified of, and for good reason...

>Back pocket is a never. I might sit with my full weight and well, that's the end of them then haha.
To be completely fair Mike Teavee does seem to be ultra durable and endures way more than he should be able to survive...but who wants to spend the whole ride home after the tour being sat on by their dad anyways

>they can't hang and slip down onto my dick that's on them.
>All they could is raise eyebrows and shrug, I'd respond by hooking my belt with my thumb and jiggling the hitchhikers, laughing.
These are pretty funny together, you'll totally put them in a position of responsibility for any humiliations that ensue yet are totally willing to purposefully make the situation worse for the giggles. If I was your son I would be chewing you out after that, probably clinging to your dick the next time you gotta take a piss.

>>83664792
>I dunk them head first into my beer, demanding they tell me who or what they are
I could imagine the bitterest, sassiest response...that puts no doubt in your mind that this is the little shit

Btw just in case I'm enterman_92310 on discord
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>>83663629
I knew you were behind this post



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