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Let's see those scores /r9k/.
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>>83663208
over 500 since the scoring system is based on how old you are, and i'm a giga unc
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>>83663208
50 but 25 of those are being trans and 7 is nofap
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>>83663208
4 + oh man math is hard
15*4 + 5*33
4 + 60 + 165 is uh 229?
I'm less awful than I thought.
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>>83663208
>First section: 7
>Second section: 8 + 7 + 4 + 7 + 3 = 29
>Third section: 8 * 5 = 40
Total Score: 76
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>>83663208
2 level 1
16 level 2
80 level 3
98 total
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>>83663208
>Live with parents +1
>childhood toys +1
>porn online +1
>single +13
>unemployed +10
>can't drive +13
>12h a day vidya +7
>alcohol +11
>tobacco +3
>male virgin +155
215 it is. Also, a lot of these things were deliberate and I'm actually kinda enjoying my life.
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>>83663208
>obese
>wtf tier
wat
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>>83663401
Being obese is nasty subhuman shit. The fact that it's so common doesn't make it any less nasty.
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only 43 thought it would be worse but not being homeless and on drugs helped my score
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>>83663208
I was obese until last year, do I still add the points or do I get 0?
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>>83663208
>no friends in College
>single (11 years)
>porn
that's pretty much it, I'm a failed normie mostly
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>>83663229
just stop being trans then retard
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>>83663406
there is still no rhyme or reason to the image. being obese is not equivalent to buying fent and cutting your dick off.
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>>83663423
Once you cease being human shaped, yes it is
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>>83663423
Honestly, a slim/average tranny who does fent is probably in better physical shape and has more stamina than an obese fuck. I literally know people in their mid 20s who are physically less capable and slower than my mom in her early 60s. It's crazy how much being fat completely destroys your life in almost every way imaginable.
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>>83663208
I don't wanna do math
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>Male virgin (+5 per year)
>33 years old
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>>83663438
Junkies have no stamina and can't even walk when high. I agree being obese is terrible though.
Half the time they're in a coma, and the other half they're in withdrawal and can't function.
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>>83663208
I don't want to count. I have a drivers license. Not a virgin and I have some friends.
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>>83663208
>points for male virgin
>no pts for female virgin
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>>83663208
>level 1
+5
>level 2
+56
>level 3
+125
>score
186
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>>83663208
>12
The virgin part got me, I count alcohol since I drink on special occasions but I guess thats more about being an alcoholic in general.
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>>83663208
>1+1+1+1+1+1+2+2+2+2+10 = 24

How'd I do?

I'LL FUCKING KILL THIS NO SPAM MUTE BULLSHIT
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>>83663208
>Live with Grandma +1
>I sometime watch Anime +1
>Dropped out of College, Didn't make friends +1
>I watch Redpill and Blackpill Content +2
>I watch porn +1
>I have Credit Card Debt +1
>Been Obese for 2 years +10
17
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>>83663208
I'm currently at 249, maybe more because years blend together anymore.
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>>83663208
Jannies make these threads in order to have a folder on everyone, dont they?
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So huffing glue gives me five points, but huffing gasoline is okay?
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>>83663208
>5 per year for transgender
>5 per year for male virgin
I am in my twenties damn it, I am not doing the math.
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>>83663208
>First column
6 points
>Second column
29 points; not single anymore as of last year. No drugs.
>Third column
170; trans (beginning to count from when I figured out/decided I would medically transition) and virgin.

Total: 205
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I have 103 points, woah
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>>83663208
38
I'm probably a bigger loser than most people here, I'm just young
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>>83663208
>6 in level 1
>13 from level 2
>30 from level 3
Total 49 but 30 of it is just for being a virgin (not even KHV just a regular V)
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>>83663208
If I'm supposed to count every year I was single after turning 18, even if I'm currently in a relationship, then I have 12 points. If not, then I have 7 points. Four of them are from drinking alcohol.
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>>83663208
In total i got 8.
>6 in level 1
>2 in level 2
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>>83663208
366 mostly because I dress bad and never had a gf. I guess I'm doing alright.

>>83663451
Brother this is our year. WAAGMI
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>>83663208
I got only 9 lol
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>>83663208
28 if the per year is also after 18, 118 if not.

this has a bit of a bias towards the "criminal" kind of loser, not the "nerd" one. can't get introduced to drugs as a shut-in.
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>>83663208
4 (L1), 18 (L2), 270 (L3)
292
Now what
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>>83663208
Level 1 I would score a 1-3 depending on how you define redpill/blackpill content
Level 2 I'd get a 36 I'd say, if I'm understanding the scoring right
Level 3 maybe 10-15 for becoming technically obese on the bmi scale.
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>>83663208
27 but i'm only eighteen years old so i think it's bad
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>>83663208
My score is 500
I made it up didnt really bother to read your retarded chart, hope it helps
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>>83663208
i got 189 points
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>>83663208
Level 1: 3 points
Level 2: 36 points
Level 3: 45 points
81 total
not as bad as I thought.
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>>83663208
my score is 36
>26 years old btw
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>>83663208
Wait, I'm between jobs as of this month. Do I really get dinged for every year after 18 for that? That's not how that works. I also got out of a relationship in August and don't really want to be in one right now. There are women in my life I associate with that I don't pursue romantically, is that the friendzone? I should be dinged a lot harder for living at home. Not fapping shouldn't ding you at all. Male virgin should ping you at 26 for the first tick.

Cause I'm at 2+unemployed+single so 66 because we couldn't make payroll this month and the girl I was with didn't pan out?
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>>83663208
solid 7 lole
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>>83663208
my score is 18. my score is just low because im also 18
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>>83663208
>Live with parents +1
>Watch anime +1
>Childhood toys +1
>Porn online +1
>Single +10
>Male virgin +140
Score: 154
Seems a just a tad bit lopsided towards the end there.
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>>83663208
>live with parents
>single
>virgin
Not even bad
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Your pic makes no sense OP. I don't get levels 2 and 3
>no friends in college +1
>you never played a sport +1
>you watch blackpill content +1
>you watch porn online +1
Four.
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>>83663208
>Level one
10
>Level two
43
>Level three
40
>Total
93
I think I owe this to never having an oneitis, no woman even wanting friendship with me, and the fact I can't get real opioids or meth where I reside.
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175 give or take
can't be bothered to know exactly for sure
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>>83663208
I don't get why anime is such a big deal. Maybe it is in nowhereville, but out on the west coat and in OC chads at the gym have anime decals.

Anyway rate my chart.
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>>83668433
Ah, yes, the Netflix shonenshit. I'd rather rape a child than watch any of that shit, I hate every fag with a Berserk tattoo too. Ruined something good.
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>>83668516
nope, stop acting white. I watch anime of all sorts. I mean I saw someone rocking Kobra stickers on their car.
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OP here. These are your official rankings.
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>>83663401
Obese people are so hawt
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Alcohol is extremely normie, why do you give points for having a few beers on a Friday night after a week at work?
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>>83663208
Am I supposed to remember everytime after 18 that I went a year without a haircut? I may be too retarded for this.
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I'm the same anon here >>83669877 , but to correct myself.

Am I supposed to remember everytime after 18 that I went a year without a haircut (if I did ever) ?
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>>83663208
Nofap is bad now? As expected of demoralizers.
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>>83669805
I know these charts are supposed to be memes but they are entirely pointless if some successful Chad in his 30s who drinks beer is in the yellow.
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>>83663208
186, biggest score from being a tranny.
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>no friends in school
I was homeschooled K-12.
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>>83663208
>you still live with your parents +1
What about social security or welfare?
>you watch anime +1
Anime = normie
>childhood toys in bedroom +1
Sure
>you have a oneitis +1
What if you have an obsessive attachment to your girlfriend / friend / multiple people?
>no friends in elementary / middle / high / college +1
What if you don't know if they were actually bullies?
>you never played a sport +1
Do you mean professionally or in school like all did?
>you watch redpill / blackpill content +1
Sure
>you watch porn online +1
How many times and how long?
>less than $1000 in savings +1
Sure
>you are single (+1 per year after 18)
Sure, but these days it is almost normie tier to be single
>unemployed / can't drive (+1 per year after 18)
Sure
>friendzone (+1 per year after 18)
Can't be on friendzone if you don't have female friends
>12h/day vidya / tiktok (+1 per year after 18)
Half of the video games are only for normies, consoles and mobile games are for normies and tiktok is only for normies. Just replace this with "media".
>no haircut (+1 per year after 18)
After army I have just cut buzz cut by myself because I don't care. Is that a "haircut"? Btw I was forced to do mandatory military service without my consent. Is that "normie"?
>no shave (+1 per year after 18)
How long, how many times, does doing that alone count?
>no fap / alcohol / tobacco / weed / zyn (+1 per year after 18)
These are one of the most normie things to do ever.
>transgender (+5 per year)
???
>obese (+5 per year)
Being too skinny is also one far side of this.
>male virgin / no shower (+5 per year)
Sure
>no clothes (+5 per year)
At all or to have shit ones and/or you just don't buy new ones?
>homeless (+5 per year)
In my country it is almost impossible to be homeless if you don't try.
>fentanyl (+5 per year)
Normie problem and only exists in third world countries like Africa/UnitedStates/China/India
>heroin / meth / glue (+5 per year)
Sure.
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>>83663208
this was complicated. 270. is that a lot or not?



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