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I like to read the Toronto police articles, and there was one they just released about a missing teenager. The photo his family provided reminds me of all those depressing birthday memes you guys used to post.
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>>83663337
like this compilation lol
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>I like to look at missing children in my free time
...okaaay?
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>>83663349
most of the articles are about violent nigger crime
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>>83663348
That bottom right always hit right in the feels
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>>83663348
this is why i asked my family to stop celebrating me after 18
it's too shameful to make an event of and bring to light yet another wasted year of my sad sack life
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>>83663348
>having living family members that provide for you, remember your birthday, aren't ashamed of you enough to still want to take and share pictures instead of just kicking you out at 18 for being a debbie downer
>this is somehow supposed to be depressing
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>>83663348
haha look how he cuts the cake! he cuts it weird!
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What do you even do in Toronto for fun?
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>>83664029
I also look like that and act like that when my song comes on at work
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Imagine trying to get a job in toronto
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>>83663359
>literally not a single white face
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>>83665442
>salesman
>CS majors
the fuck?
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>>83663348
keeeeeek my mom has a bunch of me but I'm usually smiling.
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>>83665442
I'm sure Toronto has manual labor openings, why can't CS majors apply for that?
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>>83665553
imagine studying the shittiest most useless degree in the world and then you have to get a manual labor job you don't even need it for
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Lonely birthday: not like the others girlboss edition
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>>83664029
Does anyone have the one with Kier Starmer replacing Breen in HL2? Did I just imagine that?
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>>83665599
Thigh skin spotted
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>>83664029
go to lee's palace and larp scott pilgrim scenes
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>>83665610
Heh heh it's nice because it's close to her poosay
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>>83665628
Eh I'm mostly trying to imagine the short she's wearing and how much of her ass is peeking out from under them.
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>>83663348
How many of these originated from /r9k/? I remember the 2nd guy in the third row posted here.
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>>83663337
90% chance he's rotting at the bottom of some bridge
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this one is from wizardchan :D
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>>83665867
>>83663998
too painfully relatable. the mother always going "haha look how he does this, haha you are so like that" seems like a powerful incel-creating trait, i wonder what the psychology of it is, i haven't lived with my parents for ages and it still sends me into a doomspiral just remembering it.
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>>83665923
looks like an overly protective mother who can't come up with the fact that his kid has grown up so she goes "he's so like that, always did that" to cope
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>>83665867
reading through this triggered my CPTSD
thank god i have alcohol at least

being a black sheep in a family system is a special kind of trauma that there's really no treatment or cure for
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>>83665951
that makes a lot of sense, its how you talk when you see a toddler doing something new or something. never thought about that.
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>>83665867
>Forced to have a birthday but noone talks to you aside from formalities
Relatable
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>>83665923
In that case with the cake it's simply bullying. Parents often bully their pathetic incel son
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>>83665512
Canadian Sales major
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>>83665867
fukken hell, 11 years ago and some change. i wonder what the fella's fate ended up being. i wonder if we could be friends back then. i wonder if i'd like to be friends with him back then. i am also horrified that i've seen this very screencap for a decade. it never gets better. the poor fucker
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>>83666142
i dont know about that, my mother does it constantly and i think shes trying to lighten the mood in a way to cope or something but fails to realize that its breaks confidence even more, she also does it to everyone else. every single conversation with her shes constantly labelling the other person with everything, its a weird form of projection or something. nobody likes it and when you try to stop it with a look or short and serious comment she doubles down acting like you're a buzzkiller.
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>>83663348
Appreciate the cakes while you get them anons. There will come a time when you'll have totally no one to give you a cake and i think that's worse.
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>>83666229
speak for yourself, i have been totally alone on my birthday for years and much prefer it to any of the birthdays i had from 18-20s with my retarded relatives



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