Just how retarded are zoomies and alphies? Is it true that they don't know how basic things work? Is it true that they can't read clocks and don't know how to operate a computer?
>>83663640Yes. They are probably asking ChatGPT to summarize your post right now because you used too many words so they don't understand it.
>Is it true that they can't read clocks and don't know how to operate a computer?No. Plenty of zoomers know a thing or two about coding, building computers or how to read at a college level. Its gen alpha whose behind on a lot of things. I don't even think gen alpha can tie their shoes.
>>83663640They're just reverting back to being boomers who can't open .pdf files, millenials and late gen X are the mutant freaks.
We're dumdum uuuWe can only phonepost and watch tiktok and vtumor uuuDiaper wearing mommy suckling baby dumdum uuuuu
Zoomers are better with computers than any other generation wdym lol. Gen alpha is 15 maximum and lost out on years of education due to COVID and are chatgpt'ing their way through everything, though the extent to which they're worse off isn't known yet but all the normal testing scores are down.
>>83663776>Zoomers are better with computers than any other generationThey don't even understand what a folder is, anon.
>>83663795This nigger watched one video or saw one image and used that to base his opinion on a whole generationI think that says more about you than it does us
>>83663640They are so dumb and they age so badly. I am 38 and I still look like I did at 18, meanwhile my zoomer cousins look 5 years older than I do. I get carded all the time. Them? Not at all.
>>83663662Any browser can open pdf files. The average 4channer thinks clicking a magnet url after downloading utorrent makes them a hacker.>>83663795Of course we do, why do you think otherwise? 90% of gen z uses a laptop or desktop every day. All of modern education requires knowing how to navigate google drive or something similar.>>83663815>I'm 40 looking for validation on the dead basketweaving forumGrim.
>>83663776>Zoomers are better with computers than any other generation wdym lolLol no.They grew in homes without computers.Those who had computer they now, but during zoomers childhood percentage of households having computers fell.
>>83663825Reading comprehension much? Zoomie zoom zoom zoomer? Literacy rates have clearly fallen. Im 38, not 40 *snorts*
>>83663640School doesn't actually teach them anything anymore. It's more or less a daycare. Like universities are having a problem now where people can't even read
They are young and you aren't, they will always look less intelligent to you until technology starts overwhelming your ass and you don't know how to pronounce the latest brand
Zoomers recoil at the sight of non-apple hardware and experience dizziness and seizure symptoms (sometimes death) if they're forced to use any os that isn't MacOS, iOS or ChromeOS.
zoomer hearhow do this computer thingy werk
>>83663841>They grew in homes without computers.Source? We were using computers and laptops in school since elementary school. What is something you think is advanced that you can do on a computer?>>83663862I don't think your average 4channer can do anything special with a computer aside from pirate anime or pretend sorting folders is advanced CS. Most of you guys don't even use linux.>>83663886Wangblows isn't even remotely unintuitive in any way shape or form.
>>83663889You need to learn how to handle the controls. Here, I'll help you, start by grabbing the handle inside my pants...
>>83663895>Source? We were using computers and laptops in school since elementary school. What is something you think is advanced that you can do on a computer?gonna back u up on this one. if you're under 25 and can't use python you're probably retarded.
>>83663898yo dude this thing be like my juul pod
>>83663906Yeah, try blowing on it.
Lol is this boomer cope? Boomers and early gen X are terrible with computers. Meanwhile Millennials are trying to catch up. Zoomers are the most tech oriented generation.
Why did millennials turn unc so fast? just cry about young people all dayThey didn't find that cringe when boomers did that to them?
>>83663776>Zoomers are better with computers than any other generationthat's millennials anon
>>83663948>Why did millennials turn unc so fast? just cry about young people all dayThey didn't find that cringe when boomers did that to them?i did and i don't make threads like thisop is gay
>>83663948Millennials are creatively deficient and only know how to consume and mimic
>>83663950Provide some evidence
>>83663973Thats not true, they make great trannyslop. Now that will be 80 dollars for a game with a gay black samurai
>>83663976we grew up with the advent of the internetthose of us who aren't jaded and dumb as shit know a lot more than average people about computers
>>83663640Zoomer here.>can't read clocks True. I was never taught how to do it.>>83663640>don't know how to operate a computerFalse. I have known how to operate a computer since I was a child.
>>83664006Name anything you can do with a computer that is supposedly advanced
>>83663640Generally speaking, yes, these are true.t. teacher
>>83664040Powerpoint
>>83664055are you serious? millenials are proud they can use incredibly basic microsoft suite slop?
>>83663640>Just how retarded are zoomies and alphies?I feel pretty retarded tea bee kyuu eitch.>Is it true that they don't know how basic things work?I often find myself being a retard and not knowing how basic things work. The other day at the self checkout, I spent like 30 seconds trying to remove the scan gun from its base before I realized the base is connected to the scan gun and you're supposed to pick the whole thing up.>Is it true that they can't read clocks and don't know how to operate a computer?Obviously I can read clocks. I couldn't be a sysadmin but I can use a computer for my personal needs and job needs.
>>83664040i can run and host web serversknow several programming languages and learned how to do html from myspace lolei write my own scripts for things like blocking adscrack games and software?
>>83664061Excel
>>83664081What is your job?fff
>>83664081This, all millennials can do this, we are so smart
>>83664087i work in geotechmostly it's just compiling and collecting a bunch of data about rocks
>>83664081If you think the average millenial taught themselves any programming languages whatsoever you're sorely mistakenWhen you're a zoomer you literally experienced having millenial teacher new-hires who just loved macbooks and could barely make the new google class shit work properly.
>>83664113they asked me what i personally know that's advanced about computersi don't hate zoomers or younger generationsi grew up being told i will never afford a house because i drink coffee and eat avocado toastentire generational warfare thing is retarded
>>83664122>>83664106You said millenials are better at computers than any generation but work in tech and are therefore a massive outlier. If you didn't say this and are just injecting yourself then sure.
>>83664140most of my friends and people i know around my age have similar tech literacyyou can say small sample size and sure but i don't agree with the generational stuff in general and it's a giant meme cock measuring tribalism thing
>hurr durr young people stupidYou have to be extremely stupid to even think of the intelligence of an entire generational cohort.
Is it true that zoomies and alphas don't know how to fill out a simple standard tax return? Like they have to pay TurboTax to do it for them? Is it true that they don't know the difference between credits and deductions? Grim.
>>83664198Alphas dont know how to pay they taxes
>>83664198you would be surprised how many people from all ages can't do thismy parents gen x pay someone to do it for them
>>83664198FreeTaxUSABut yeahWhy do it ourselves when it can be automated unc
>>83664198>you have to do retarded paperwork so that the government doesn't randomly steal money from you if you don'tMaybe you should live in a real country kek.
>>83663640Yes.Yes.Yes.>Why?Gen X parents being even less competent than their dipshit parents shouldered the schools with teaching kids basic skills the parents are usually supposed to teach them. Now imagine millennial parents and the neuroticism they carry.
>>83664253>Now imagine millennial parents and the neuroticism they carryQuite literally the ipad kids
>>83664177>my friends are similar to mewoah
>>83663640It's true. I can't read a clock and I can't use a computer. I'm phone posting.
>>83664268yeah millenials don't care that their nine year olds are on omegle clone sites being exposed to fag bears and jeets stroking it 24/7. Never have I felt more disgust after witnessing the shithole that is omegleweb.
>>83664185Good. Now that you said it out loud I don't want to see you ever complain about millennials again
>>83664282when i was in high school me and my friends would mess with the school computers and put video games on them to play during lunch and skip class to have little lan partiesthe it guy tried to lock us out from doing it once so we put cocks on all of the pcs and they couldn't figure out how to get it off for like 2 days
>>83663640American public schools are still teaching the same curriculum from 1959, it's meaningless to a 2020 alpha.They'll know when Napoleon was defeated, the atomic weight of magnesium, and which organ a worm uses to digest soil but they can't fucking use a Windows PC without a touch interface.We're rapidly creating a total technocracy with 100% reliance on the internet and AI but we aren't creating the people who can run it effectively. This is the real recipe for disaster. 90% of the country will be retards who think computers are magic while still being utterly reliant on them.
>>83664430>American public schools are still teaching the same curriculum from 1959, it's meaningless to a 2020 alpha.Completely ass backwardsSchools have DRASTICALLY changed their curricula starting around the 80s, and that's part of the problem. Children don't go to school and learn how to read and do arithmetic. The bulk of their education is flatly social justice propaganda.>They'll know when Napoleon was defeated, the atomic weight of magnesium, and which organ a worm uses to digest soilThey won't know any of this shit, but by God they'll know who Rosa Parks was.t. actually works in schools
>>83664470>The bulk of their education is flatly social justice propaganda.This. Common core and standardized testing raped the minds of Zoomers and Alphas. I remember from health class (LMAO) one of the lessons was "It's your moral duty to marry a used up middle aged woman with HIV just use a condom bro you'll be okay." History class was slavery, then Civil War, then Nazis and the Holocaust, then Civil Rights, every year. In English class it's all books about race and civil rights like To Kill a Mockingbird. In Economics, they teach you communism instead of actual supply and demand economics. Muttmerican education is, as the youth would say, cooked.
>>83664545>It's your moral duty to marry a used up middle aged woman with HIV just use a condom bro you'll be okaybro what the fuck LMAO
>>83664545>It's your moral duty to marry a used up middle aged woman with HIV just use a condom bro you'll be okayThis one sounds like a bit of stretch
>>83664545>"It's your moral duty to marry a used up middle aged woman with HIV just use a condom bro you'll be okay."What kind of school did you go to? Mine just told us about STDs and condoms and everyone kept making penis jokes.Everything else is par for the course though except I don't think we ever read To Kill a Mockingbird or Night because we couldn't afford those books.
>>83663640Sorry for being a zoomie, okay?
>>83664314I am a millennial (1990) and I don't complain about any age group because I'm not fucking retarded and I judge individuals based on their own merit and don't apply sweeping generalizations based on clickbait bullshit.
>>83664679>I'm too retarded to recognize patterns
>>83664716This, entire generations sometimes are just like that
>>83664716shut your shitty mouth up you loser piece of shit
>>83664741>>83664716>think over generalizing entire groups does anything>too stupid to understand that even if majority are dumb this has always been the case>literally yelling at cloudsanyway, zoomer girls are funnier than millennials by a lot>heckin danger noodle puppers
>>83664556>>83664578I was gilding the lily a little bit but we did watch a documentary in health class about a guy who was dating a woman with HIV and he was portrayed as virtuous for doing so. The documentary also went into possibilities of having children with HIV which was insane. The sheer number of slopumentaries we watched at school was astonishing.>>83664610>What kind of school did you go to?I went to school in California, so that might explain it.
>>83664821>I went to school in CaliforniaI went to school in Kansas and Utah and had similar experiences, so I don't think it's a red v. blue thing
>>83664430>He denies the holy machine spirit.Heresy!
Gen Z is Atlas. Once the boomers and Gen Xers finally die out we will shape the world in our own image.
>>83664913Socially inept retarded autists cowering in the ruins of a world they have no idea how to repair or maintain? Nice world bro.
>>83664913and retarded and with huge egoes just a disaster actually playing out last gens sins in a more retarded way perhaps.
>>83664926>>83664928>t.dumb boomersYour time is up. You will be 6 feet under less than 10 years from now. Just shut up and let the next generation show you how to run the world.
>>83664962controversial opinion, but i think letting anyone over the age of 60 hold any position of government power is in part why the world is so fucking retarded rn
>>83664974Not controversial. Everyone says this.
>>83664962You'll follow shortly after us as the only people that know how to use "the technology of the old ones" have died.Sitting around a microwave pawing at it like the monkeys from the opening of 2001.
>>83664983if everyone says and thinks this than why does it keep happeningwe get some geriatric insane fuck who's so out of touch with the country over and over
>>83663776This. Uncs are pretending like just because zoomers have retarded social behavior means they are technically stupid. Ai is a pretty useful tool to teach you how to do activities on your computer.
>>83665227t. only knows how to play roblox and scroll tiktok
>>83663640Over the past 100 years the INT ranks of each generation are as follows:>Silent Gen>Millennials>The Based Zoomers>GenX>The Remaining Zoomers>BoomersGen Alpha is too young to have formed a culture yet.
>>83663640>Just how retarded are zoomies and alphies?Very retardedIf zoomers weren't retarded, they would have tried to retain the users to their new site after hacking this one, instead of letting them spread around like ashes in the wind and eventually let the hopeless tards come back here like desperate vultures on a month old corpse >Is it true that they don't know how basic things work? Is it true that they can't read clocks and don't know how to operate a computer?No lol They aren't toddlers you know
>>83663640Sometimes I worry that I'm forgetting how to read analog clocks because all the ones in my house are digital. Doesn't help that the only analog clock I see regularly has three hands that don't have a very big size difference.
