emoji dragon edition
not looking good lads
sean is a nonce, pass it on x :)
Adding Helper to the naughty the list
seethers out in force tonight and it lush x
Absolutely fucking shite edition.
how'd you reckons marks holding up?
>>83665529hope you choke on it spackerlad
>>83665563He's homosexual and has special needs, give him some credit for trying
>>83665564In coral betting shop pissing away his benefits according to David C
>>83665562put the trip back on spazzy cunt
>>83665564He's beaten the bookies and is living a seriously LUSH life after a mega pay out.
>>83665563would you have preferred mine? >>83665530can't remake it now.i think OP's edish is perfectly acceptable. charming, even.
>>83665581he won't mate, it's that time of night, he's on the booze but won't admit it on here. same as the brown envelope from the DWP, won't admit it on here to save face.
>>83665581>he thinks I'm helperCHADI wish x
Ngl these Iran happenings are making me want to go full-scale tonight. Garn resist the wemptation though.
*enters the britfeel working mens club*Anyone for a Shandy Bass?
>>83665595bet he's been deep in your hole hasn't he lad?
>>83665596The how good you'll feel. You don't have to go full scale, just have a few jars. You already made your point, how many days/weeks has it been?
>>83665596Get that 25 quid warm home discount and go to the cornershop and get the white lightnings and brassieres in.
>>83665587I don't think she's real. If she existed I would have already squirted multiple babies inside her perfect right wing fanny.
DESTROY. EVERYTHING. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWS!!>#BREAKING: There are now reports of fighter jets heard over Eastern Iraqhttps://x.com/rawsalerts/status/2011572148083835123
/britfeel/ towers staying nice and warm tonight courtesy of the warm homes payment and it lush x
PRACTICAL JOKE IDEA:find a student who writes notes in one of those erasable pens. take their notebook. microwave it for a couple of minutes, then return it to them.
>>83665645Courtesy of me working hard every day while you all do nothing
>>83665664oh ayelove it x
>>83665664what do you specifically do that justifies this claim?i pay my VAT, fair and proper.
>>83665645We keeping nice and warms thanks to the taxpayer while seethies freeze because they're too scared to put the heating on. It lush and I mean LUSH x
>>83665676I've paid 20 years of income tax on a high salary. I am one of the vanishingly small amount of net positive tax contributors to the UK, and I'll tell you this. I'm done.I don't even mind paying for my own people, but paying for all the Africans to live in expensive housing in London? At some point it's just not worth it.
>>83665564He won the lottery and just bought a mansion overlooking the sea in Swanage. He truly lived happily ever after.
>>83665691sounds like it's time to start doing some cash-in-hand sneakery, lad.laws can be unjust. we all have that line. e.g. there is no legal route to acquire ketamine for personal use (i've checked).
I picked the wrong week to give up drinking lmao.
>>83665715Would taking ketamine help somehow?I suppose if I cared less, then it wouldn't matter. It is ultimately my reaction to how unfair the situation is that's the problem.
>>83665685oh yes we are, heating on all day for us while the seethers heat themselves by getting angry at us, it LUSH x
25 pounds is a lot of money to them
>>83665759Just ordered that webab. Might as well. It on for free thanks to that cold weather payment. Oh aye x
>>83665759Day of the gulag is coming. Useful idiots always get shot first in communism. The weakest in society just never learn from previous mistakes.
>>83665782corrr, that sounds good, always best when it's on for free isn't it? seethers banging one of these in the microwave x
He keep the Wakis in business. He spaffs that money so Abdul can buy a new a house and that is how it should be x
I won xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiGPMuR6xzg
HHL says jump, the world says how fucking high x
Here we go>JUST IN: Iran has OFFICIALLY CLOSED its airspace to ALL flights https://x.com/TheNewsTrending/status/2011577750902231395
Helper has turned up the samefagging. This is his life. It's all he has.
>>83665827Get yourself down the garage lad, ww3 only happens once x
BREAKING: U.S. embassy telling its citizens in Israel to take shelter immediatelyhttps://x.com/ILRedAlert/status/2011579644143944072
Bunch of horses having a nice drink. Didn't have a saddle so couldn't ride one unfortunately.
>>83665863I'll wait and see what happens first de lid. It does look like the strikes on Iran will happen tonight but could be a smokescreen. The fog of war is dense af right now.
>>83665874Love a bit of DayZ meModded PVE servers for me though because the PVP is too schizo
Just spent a good 2 hours playing that Hytale. Pretty fun so far. It's like Minecraft with a combat mod with touches of Terraria thrown in. Game encourages exploration with all these landmarks around. Building tools are well done. It's maybe a little barebones but It's like 18 quid so I don't feel cheated or whatever really. Could imagine it being fun with friends
WORLD ON THE DRINK
Brits, how popular has Amelia gotten ?
>>83665876Why are you a warmonger? Is every fibre of your being fundamentally evil? In a just world you would be locked up.
for me it's my trusty Dimplex FX20 wall-mountable fan heater (>>83662341)Super fan man on YouTube knows the score:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_uhLn6YsPwgreat bit of kit. lasted his great-grandma 23 years. his step-great-granddad never used it after she died, but one day he felt his bath taps were cold and he turned it on. heartwarming 20-minute anecdote, that.
>>83665899Amelia Earhart? She's a proper whore.
>>83665896alri hytale dev la
>>83665903course he should be locked up, he's a predator.
>mfw them American missiles start hitting IranOh aye x
>>83665911Buy my game
might hop on wortnite x
>>83665884I only play PVE, but have ventured into a couple of PVP servers. Want to try do namalsk PVP vanilla, love that map I do. Hvae you played hashima? That's a good map, japanese inspired.
>>83665909cmon not that one, I have no idea how popular she is, I don't have twitter / any social media
>>83665940the maps sort of bug me, they're very large in most cases so they take up a lot of space on the old SSDbut I do want to try hashima, I'm also a big fan of Namalsk too
>>83665913yfw we take in refugees?
big up the gersbig up josh rockbig up the unionBOSHhttps://youtu.be/eeCRBX_SZ88
>>83665935You finished that wattle pass yet lid? I finished the main part of it the other day. Just grinding out them bonus rewards nows. Currently Level 111 but season doesn't end until March so plenty of times to finish it x
>>83665949im a noncefinger man myselfhttps://youtu.be/fANfxFlINiQ
Eating them Jolly Ranchers. Green Apple is my favourite.
>>83665950not yet lid, getting close nows, love the wattle pass grind though, feels good to get it free next season
Buy my game Hytale please
>>83665947The mods? Don't think you download the maps, desu, it's on servers that you join. Just trying that deadfall one now.
>>83665964The maps have to download if they're workshop ones, quite annoying because they're usually quite big, but it does annoy me that some servers will have a framework of mods that are like 60gbthat's an entire fucking game worth of mods
so is Hytale basically Minecraft x Zelda?i enjoyed that Death's Door but couldn't get into Tunic. are there any !notZelda games that either have nice pixel art or simple 3D graphics, and fun dungeons? just want to go round solving puzzles in rooms.
>>83665962I pay for the Wortnite Crew so I get the wattle pass automatically eveery weason. It lush x
>>83665960don't sleep on /ourguy/https://youtu.be/6DGQfa4eR80
>>83665992wortnite is definitely the best value for money out of any game if you're making a microtransaction, you could literally spend a tenner one time and have the wattle pass forever
If Hytale is a VN, DVDlad will buy it and never play it.
>>83665993save us from shittlerhttps://youtu.be/8XFZ3Ql10qo
We should start a Hytale /britfeel/ server. For the two people here that own it
minecraft server would be far better, there were a few in the past
Necking that webab wrap nows. Washing it down with some wanta worange x
The amount of samefagging he's doing to entertain himself. It's just sad now. Pretending to have a conversation.
garn pampers lid
>>83666050Who's same fagging?
is arse wrapped in a fresh pair of huggies he get that waggington in x
It's always sad when you see a fat lass who has a pretty face under all the blubber. Waste of potential isn't it?
why not that Project Zomboid? just installed it after lads were talking about it.anyway, all the cool kids are hanging out in #/britfeel/ on irc.rizon.net.
>>83666088was asking if seasidezombie was about earlier, I re-installed it after he posted about it
>>83666088nonce nest in full swing
*loud mouth sounds while necking webab*Aww yeah. That's lush.*smacks lips*And I mean lush x
>>83666096Who is seasidezombie? is it the smelly nonce?
I'm bringing back the long greasy hair trend. Bringing grunge back.
and he fucking means LUSH x
>>83666018they should've banned him for longer IMO no loss tbqhwyhttps://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/articles/c3ednqpn91lo
Skint til... 2 minutes. PIP injection incoming!
Me? Watching that 28 Years Later xThought might as well since am garn see the new one later this week.
>>83666137garn huggies lid?
Words can't describe the deep seething hatred I have for "HelperLad". How can one man be so despicable.
>>83666144Kek he lives rent free in your seethie head yet you're nobody to him. Just another nameless twoll.
Just punched a hole in my bedroom wall because HelperLad. God I hate him so fucking much.
twolls ragin tonight and it lush x
spazzy cunt on the booze again
>>83666124i'm just glad Luke Littler has found a girlfriend his own age. not right that an adult woman was dating a 17-year-old. lil lad's probably scarred for life.
>>83666173get trip back on sean lad
>>83666182ye ragin?
Just set fire to my bed. That'll show HelperLad who's boss!
>>83666190Ill spark you out
Kebab? Ordered. With cheesy garlic bread and a can of Rio. Bosh.
>>83666159He lives rent free in your head for you to touch yourself to every night. Very sad.
Just finished necking that webab wrap me. Finishing off them chippy wippies nows x
K______? Ordered.only joking ladsor am i?
>>83666216What sauce u get in that wrap lad x
>>83666216you'll get sparked out as well spastic
i've come around to rotheranon. he talks a good talk.
>>83666216One day. One day.Soon.
>>83666220Warlic wauce de lid x
Can't even meet a consenting aged girl without being stomed to death in England. Fucking hell.https://metro.co.uk/2026/01/14/teens-set-trap-man-49-stoned-death-trying-meet-16-year-old-girl-26281262/
>>83666252I'm sure we'll have a level-headed and productive discussion about this particular subject
>>83666252unlucky desu
>>83666252That's actually sick. And literally no law broken. Pure entrapment with a legal age woman and then they kill you while chanting "paedo".
>>83666241Hope you left some for those chips.
Looks like this edish won out, doesn't it X
Mountaincarting anyone?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAyiMsA-GEE
>>83666282I would put money on this lot being dark skinned.
Mad to see the scenes on Holy Island knowing I've been there in person. Lowkey would love to live there me. It womfy x
>>83666328You should never live there or anywhere in Britain. You belong in a dungeon, locked up for life, for being one of the most evil men in history.I will do everything in my power to make sure this happens.
>>83666340Sort yourself out it's half past midnight
>>83666340Think you should go see a therapist. You take 4chan waaaaaaay too seriously.
Wasted my twenties staying in mostly and being unemployed. What's the point bothering now when you are closer to 40 than 30? At best I'd be some wagie that still lives a sad life if I got a job that never gets to do anything. People like me were born to do nothing and be at the bottom to make the middle class have their comfy, enjoyable lives. At least by not working, I am not supporting that system. I'm depressed af but I'll be in a worse state slaving away doing nothing with my life still (due to poverty wages and never having a relationship).
>>83666298deleted mine because OP beat me to the punch.i'd have preferred my edition if i wasn't me.
>>83666366you can get the next one lid x
>>83666340spot on lad. proper wrongun.
>>83666252>49 year old grooms children and the children defend themselvesgood riddance, I hope the kids get a slap on the wrist
Do you think one day rotheranon will absolutely batter HelperLad? Many people hope so.
>>83666387It's 100% legal in the UK to meet a 16 year old and have consenting sex with them.
Lock him up and throw away the keys.
>>83666328Going up near there for muh family holibobs this year.
>>83666374thanks lad.i recommend standing stones become a regular fixture, like lighthouses and bridges. they are inoffensive and beloved by all x
If you're unable to have sex, you should be allowed to have disability money for that reason. Clearly not having sex is a big factor on my mental health. I am in no right mind to work. A lot of wagies wouldn't agree but they'd never trade their sex life in for it.
>>83666403it doesnt matter what the law is. if he was a morally good person and stayed away from kids then he'd be alive.
>>83666416I'm gonna go to sleep fantasising about this.
Hate people slapping words on their walls. It's usually a female idea.
>>83666403it's illegal for teenagers to murder someone.very odd way they've worded this tbqh. 20 years ago it'd just be "yobbo hoodlums kill a bloke", that's the criminal angle here.
the sandvviSOMETHINGAWFUL.COM
imagine your friends and family remembering you as "that pedo guy who was killed by a group of kids"pathetic nonce got the ending he deserved. those kids need to be let off and even given compensation for going through such an ordeal.
>>83666398even if he did helper would deny it but I wouldn't imagine battering a autistic 30y/o would be too hard
>>83666435Wasted 10 years at work. My entire 20s shat down the drain and I didn't get a drop of pussy, never had a girlfriend. Was a big contributing factor to going the neet way, that plus I wanted to neck. Never again.
Looks like there'll be no Iran happenings tonight. Glad I didn't get on the wooze now. Watching the rest of this film then garn beddingtons x
>>83666499Kinda mad 3 kids would throw their lives away like that though, too much gta and tiktok I reckon
gwarn neck a steak pie me
>>83666532life holds little value when youre aware that youre never going to be able to attain anything
He a fiddly-widdler de lids! Get him!
Hey guys I'm new here, came to /r9k/ to post about how I basically want to give up on life but found this thread instead, maybe frens? I'm so fucking lonely bros
love a bit of shite
I made spag bol and garlic bread from scratch was lush but I ate a little too much, can barely move. Might take a little stroll to aid the digestion.
Some can smell it, some can't.
>>83666565Hello, tell us a little bit about yourself
>>83666608She could probably smell his fucking pizza the daft bastard
>>83666565The thread is up all the time, always someone/people here.
>>83666622She said she could smell fish. Fish and pizza smell very different.
>>83666615Early 40s, crippled by a web of health issues that I don't have the energy to resolve. Almost had a life once before it all caught up with me. Terminally depressed, not sure if I'm more bothered by the state of my life or the state of the country/world.hate foreigners hate namefags simple asdunno what else to say really, what you wanna know?
fish does really stink to be fair, my wollocks stink way more x
>>83666565Careful lid. There's some right meanies post here.
giving the old wollocks a proper battering lids
Some day shit, some day pizza de lads
>>83666664yeah, you, the britfeel paedo.
Think I'm kissing the gf's feet too much when we're having sex and it might be weirding her out
got the fucking get again didn't we
>>83666666Corr, digits secured
>>83666651>hate namefagsthen you'll hate it in britfeel, up to the eyeballs in attention-seeking namecunts here
>>83666651It's all shit lad x
>>83666664you sound nice, but you're a filthy namefag, so I'm inclined to believe you're probably a nonce. I will subsequently ignore every single one of your posts and would encourage everyone else to do the same.
>>83666699Post her socks
>>83666328Would quite like to go there. My mam bern there
>>83666758>My mam bern theremongboy.
>>83666762Bern is the past tense of garn x
>>83666767>Bern is the past tense of garn xspazzy cunt
Bros look how retro nd old the cars look now. From 2006.. .n_n west Midlands safari park.... n_n thats crazy
Corr am well hyped for that 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple nows. Seems to have pretty good reviews too. Anyways, I'm off to beddingtons now. Tired af me.
>>83666781mum had an old red fiesta that looked like that, we called her betty.absolute shitbox it was but we were skint. there was a slight hill to get out the cul-de-sac and she would conk out before even getting out there. we always cheered when she made it.
>>83666651do you make allowances for SOME foreigners? my childhood doctor was a nice Indian bloke. and my old flatmate's friend's ex-girlfriend was Pakistani. it was even this whole tangled mess where she wanted to STOP being a Muslim to be with him. but apparently Islam is like the GPL where if you have one Muslim, everyone else also has to convert.but whatever your beliefs, love > hate. it is simply a better feel.
>>83666777Put an x so I know your kidding n_n x
Hi. Cryptonon here. I came in a few days ago and talked about Starknet.If you know about Crypto you probably know about Solana, they posted this earlier today. Obviously I didn't factor that this would happen.https://nitter.net/solana/status/20114381531992231352 milly views as of writing, it didn't go unnoticed. But why would they bother posting this at all if STRK didnt scare them.Anyway. Stay the course. 2026 is a big year for Crypto, people will stampede in as the world continues to fall apart. I think we'll see something insane with BTC, probably 250k.
>>83666781Giraffes are womfy. I always love seeing them when I go Flamingo Lands x
more like cryptoNONCE
>>83666829alri cryptonon la
>>83666846its so fucking over youve done me
>>83666843Wonder how they go them into England, like the logistics involved there, did they put them in a coma or what What are the ethics of the zoo at Flamingo Land, are these animals that were in danger or just captured and stuck in some shit zoo These animals don't belong in our shit country with shit weather
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84fOsLdqDAMTenshi's eating her corndogBawson's crying asNEETs do foreign exchaaange~
Sleepingtons beckons.The night guard is in safe hands with Crossy at the helm. Nighty night x
Mind you it's probably better than being eaten by some tribseman or lion in the wilderness, they're dossers really
Crossy~Crossy~only you and meliving together in a mansion drinking delicious tea~
I should probably get back into drinking tea.
>>83666820Have to make SOME allowances now, but it should have never been that way to begin with. Guests/tourists only, with a minimal exception for foreign diplomats and the like, and maybe marrying a foreigner but only if they integrate properly, and if you married a brown then you have to move out there not vice versa.
Ought to prep the other two letterbergs for being sent out now X
Wonder what their plan is if the lion got out
>>83666907demanding a RAM refund?
Loool n_n x https://youtu.be/hhmKfpKM8bw
Akitty Island
Cannot be arsed rn XFink i'll ingest some nourishment-on-the-naze
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tc6h2RGGWM
>>83667030look into Slimfast ladsome of your experiences could be auditory hallucinationsSlimfast
>>83667049my mum tried slimfast and it made her violently sick, just saying
>>83667072she probably looked too long into the Slimfastdo that, and it starts looking back at you
>>83667222*nods and raises glass of ribena*
>Relationship Map of the /britfeel/ Thread>1. Core Social Structure>The thread is a tight-knit, antagonistic micro-community.>Posters know each other's habits, reputations, and long-running jokes.>Insults function as both hostility and social bonding.>2. Group-to-Group Dynamics>"Seethers" vs. "Regulars">Some posters accuse others of being overly emotional or angry ("seethers out in force").>This creates a mock rivalry between calm regulars and supposedly upset posters.>3. Overall Social Pattern>High familiarity: Posters know each other's reputations and habits.>Identity games: Accusations of being someone else, tripcode policing, and denials.>Mock hostility: Insults are constant but often function as social glue.>Gossip ecosystem: Mark becomes the focal point of contradictory rumours.Thank you AI. That will be all.
>>83667254What does AI have to say about HHL?
Big guy, is he not
>>83667380Because its only analysing this one thread, it just basically refers to a figure called Sean and a separate figure called HHL.Mostly that it's a known figure that makes some posters angry and that some people accuse posters of beingHHL without the trip on xI'm sure if you did it for multiple threads you could build a profile on HHL but it would only tell you everything you already know x
>>83667384Absolute unit x
Made for BWC, isn't she X
Me and a female doing stuff
Doing things with a female
Interaction with female
Man flu doing a number on me de lids.
Time4 tubby custard x
>>83667035Yay mona
had a go of that Project Zomboid. seems a bit confusing and amateurish (just scattered menus and that) but i can see how this is fun. need to figure out all the early starts, like can you make bandages from clothes?
>>83667914cor wish i had some T.C. probably unhealthy though you never know what those lads put in it.been at the Slimfast lately which is actually really nice. i also got a bit of a belly brewing and i'm not on antidepressants i just got into choccies too much in 2025.2026. it's going to be our year, Crosslad.
>>83667951It looks ljek strawberry angel delight. Aka amazing x
Me nd the cat watching Pacific rim n_n
Pass the leccy blanky mammy x
just had an egg sandwich de lads xnow that's a proper start to the daynone of that wereal shite that causes cancer x
fucking mental how i have to take fucking lithium and quetiapine just to be normalfucked really fucking fucked
Pass the choccy woccy mammy x
Jst remembered I have a lil mini easter egg in the fridge...I cant......I shouldn't n_____n
Brekkie o'clockingtonshireham X
Gna sleep now x
good night x (from the past)good morning ss (from the past/current)
I'm going to mask up today, got appt at ozzy, fuck it, might even wear nitrile gloves as well.
>>83666666Who done get it
ill af reckon i did done got myself the flu
>>83668757Wank it out
>>83668647>ozzystruggling with this.osteoporosis clinic?
>>83666829thanks for the update de lid. I was one of the anons which blindly bought it off of your recommendation so appreciate the heads up. just sold it for no loss and chucked it back in btc we all wamblers in life x
>>83668847'ozzpitalhospitalIt's actually with an endocrinologist, possibly have a tear in my pituitary gland from too many bangs on the head playing rugby, there's no fix, just medication. Today will mostly be about testosterone levels (I take meds for other essential hormones) was on sustanon for 4 months but i'm burning through it in a week or two, probably going to be on nebido now which has less peaks in T (doesnt go anabolic) but lasts longer and has less T troughs.My T was 5.6 AFTER treatment lol, (6.2 is "low T") so we can increase the dose before my first nebido in 2 weeks time (every 3 months)Thanks for reading the answer you didnt ask for.
>>83668887Medically diagnosed as beta male
>>83668887corrr i did think 'ozzpital (but i also thought several other guesses too).i've waffled on about my NORMAL testosterone levels on /britfeel/ about 6 or 7 times now so 'sall good. hope they can get your hormones back on track, lad.
Haven't seen Chika here in ages. Where is he?
Over 10 years now last time i sucked on a fanny
>Spaffed earlier>ISPberg shidding itself again right afterwardsckin ellMight put a kino on idk
>>83668988probably God punishing you lador it's all to do with the vibrations in your walls (iykyk)
another comfy day in NEETville
Bought white bread as a treat since I'm feeling under the weather. Complete lack of nutrients probably won't help me but it certainly is delicious.
>>83669034Grab yer favourite brown crayon and colour it in, turn it wholemeal and healthy.
>called 'wholemeal'>isn't even a whole meal
>>83669046I did but my favourite crayon is a jar of marmite. >>83669051No but it is part of a nutritious breakfast
>>83669073Why mock me? I tried to give you some healthy tip and you treat it like it's a joke?I'm hurt.*draws a smile on his face with his favourite red crayon*Ah I'm ok now, phew that nearly ruined muh day.
Freddie mercury's daughter has died 48Cancer Grim
>Didn't bother checking the kino's audio after downloading>Put it on just now>Audio quality's absolute dogshitckin ellllllDownright kafkaesque is it not
>>83668894Im not at the stage of chopping off my dick, though my balls are taking a hammering.
wonder if shippy has ever eaten sushi
>>83669178me, i just do this thing from the Joker. it's subtle but he's not actually smiling: the red lipstick on the mirror makes it LOOK like he's smiling.some of the best mirror trickery in film since Duck Soup.
wonder if shippy has ever sucked on a fanny
>>83669183>daughteri am confus.just read a couple of articles about this 'Bibi', but even Wikipedia seems confused:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddie_Mercury#Alleged_daughter
Alri lids i've not posted here in a few months but I'd just like to let you know i ripped the most insanely rancid fart just then and it made me think of /britfeel/ again. Use that to your advantage.
>>83669290Welcome back Shippy!
>>83669290had a sloppy poo earlier
>>83669296Missing your dollies lass?
>>83669310I do desu ngl senpai
Just had a mate text me "what are your ten desert island songs?" Like yeah I get it mate, you've had a child and you're desperate for any sort of adult conversation that isn't about said baby but that's a fucking boring question. I've known you for 15 years we're not on a first date. Fucking melt.
>>83669351he's going to start messaging you about The Traitors and all sorts lad.he's a DAD now, your friend is gone.
Ok, I need a shave then a shower. Big plans in the IRL today (shopping), then a final day of dossing, before the weekend doss session.*looks at his imaginary watch in disbelief**slowly walks off*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM6ejQYXe04
can't stay awakegood night /britfeel/have a pleasant time
shit and a shower then off to the doctors oh aye
>>83669360>>83669376>>83669379Seek employment, mongs
>>83669388>Seek employment, mongsI didn't even think of this. You mean like, just get a job, can you even do that?
very sick it not right
Does crossmong still post here? Insufferable fella he was.
Never sucked on a fanny me
>>83669446My biggest dream is to spunk in one
Nothing burgers again tonight lads?
>>83669441he was posting earlier this morning: >>83668338he's nice. something wrong with your heart if you have it in for Crossy.
Finally got a call back from the doctors and they told me I had to fill in an online form now, done all that and it tells me they're going to do their best to get back to me before 6:30pm tomorrow. What in the fuck? I don't even live in a place with poors.
>>83669539get on omega 3 capsules
>>83669357>traitorsthat tv show? fucking normie officebergs were on about it yesterday, thankfully wfh the rest of the week, painful.
>Kemi Badenoch sacks Robert Jenrick over irrefutable evidence he was plotting to defectNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>83669539Oh you hard done to special snowflake :(
Tories need to just fucking dissolve at this point. Once Kemi le black lady gets up on stage in the debates come 2029 then the whole fucking blue rinse elderly conservative voter base will be like NAAAAAAAAAAAH and go reform. For reform to totally win they need the whole of the Tory party base to just switch to reform. Plus all the older old school Labour voters from the norf who hated Thatcher but voted Leave in 2016.
Who here is on universal credit? How did you get it?
Corrrrrrr! Upgraded Lost in Translation to Blu-ray and snagged my favourite Coppola film alongside it (Somewhere). Lone Wolf & Cub is my holy grail, so glad I finally imported it. Very excited to watch the series. Hope it's as good as Zatoichi. The Japs loves their gimmicks, don't they? Blind swordsman and swordsman with a child... mental!
Me?Watching ICE agents beat the piss out of everyoneQuality entertainment de lids
>>83669624I deliberately jumped of a building to break my legs so I could get on disability. Would rather die than have to work. Was like that in school as well. No GCSEs and got mimed because I just refused to work or do anything. Cannot stand working. I got diagnosed with mental health severe depression and suicidal for jumping off the roof when I was drunk. Happy to be no universal credit now.
>I deliberately jumped of a building to break my legs so I could get on disabilityYou fucking dossers are something else lmao
I remember in school I just sat there and did nothing in the class. Most of the time the teacher did nothing or did not notice. They just gave up. I just went to lessons every day and sat with an open book and pen and did nothing for most of year 9 until they tried to bring in parents to sort me out. Did not care. Just refused to go to school then.
>>83669649Were you doing it for attention or just couldn't be fucked
>>83669571>Robert Jenrick joining reform LOOOOOOL the same guy who was the housing secretary under Boris? The mastermind behind putting boatwogs in hotels in 2021? Immigration secretary in Rishi's cabinet who oversaw over a million Indians coming to the UK? That same Robert Jenrick? LOOOOOOL
>>83669655Just did not want to. Simple as that. Hated working. Parents could never tell me what to do since I was young. They told me to do stuff and I just said no and played on my Xbox. They did nothing and just gave up and let me play. No regrets.
Just farted after having watched the kino me X
>>83669663Reform got big enough to get the attention of the people that tell the govt what to do and now they have to fall in line and stop rabble rowsing. More immigration forever!
If I wanted to get disability and do no work or just be looked after whilst having nothing to do I would not break my legs. Just pretend to be completely batshit insane. Like just get naked in public and start smashing a random car with a cricket bat and say that the aliens are hiding in there and that you see dead people and that you are the new Jesus and shit.Police will arrest you quickly and take you to a cell. Continue to be insane and talk bollicks about flying gay frogs and shit. Eventually they will psychologically assess you and send you to a cozy mental hospital where you can just lay down and get served food and shit.
>>83669678id rather just go to work lad tbqfhYou lads are fucked in the head
>>83669678Fucking hell lad this is genius. Might actually work. But what if they can tell I am faking it?
Were you all mongs in school or what? I pretty much got the best grades at GCSE and A-Level in my school, all A*... but I was a mong in pretty much everything that wasn't homework and tests and so the transition to university did me in completely and now I'm long term NEET.
>>83669685Tbqh lad pretending to be fucking insane and schizo and walking around naked and screaming just so you can get on bennies and a mental hospital is already pretty insane that they might actually just send you to one.
They sad this lid on Homes Under the Hammer was from Crawley but he has an Indian accent. Hmm... I smell another HMO.
>>83669686Fucking middle class gaylord nerd you are m8. Nah just kidding. School is not useless. It does teach you some self discipline, and time management and if the teacher is good it can get you into a subject that you kinda like and that can lead to a career sometimes. Problem is that it is not the only skills you need. If you are a little Indian or Asian autist and all you fucking do is pay attention in lessons then go home and study and mummy cooks chapatis or noodles for you then when you go to uni you are fucked. Totally unable to socialise or fucking have sex or anything like thatSocial skills are lowkey so fucking essential.
>>83669695They will spot the fakers ladThey deal with actual real mentalists , some mong who thinks running about with his wollox out will get him his gibs is just going to get fuck all
Are there nudes? Because I want nudes.
>>83669686> Were you all mongs in school or what?Britfeel is implicitly working and underclass. Amongst white English people, intelligence and academic performance is intrinsically linked to class. To do with our whole culture and history from Eton and boarding schools and Oxbridge to Grammar schools and all that. Long complex history to it. Anyways, the white English lower classes were told for centuries that education for them was pointless and they should just go work down a fucking mine or lift shit in a factory. In the 70s industry went down the fucking drain. Maggie Thatcher in the 80s shut all the union based industry down. Now the white working classes are expected to do book learning to try to get ahead. They never developed the culture or parenting style to adapt to that. Hence, a low set class will be filled with kids with rough as fuck working class council estate accents and top set will be filled with middle class RP accent kids.
>>83669714Forget chewed bubblegum, she probably has an arsehole like chewed clay.
>>83669712Surely if I just drunk a bottle of vodka and went around windmilling my cock in public in the high street in the middle of the day then they would have to send me to a mentalist asylum and I could live off the government for free.
11 days days no wooze today. Had a dream last night I relapsed on the wags with my smackhead mate. Woke up and immediately thought "thank fuck that wasn't real." Life's better without the wrugs and wooze. Now having a wuppa and waiting for that gasman to come out.
>>83669724I'm as lower class scum as they come mate but I still managed to nab those A*s. Then again, I'm autistic and was constantly fighting, nearly getting suspended for monging out. I was so used to getting into fights on the street that it was like second nature to just deck someone when I was having a meltdown.
>>83669686Above average in everything me but not top of class. GCSEs was all A to C, A levels had to redo some but ended up with ABB, slid through university with a 2.1 (by less than 1% I think) and then fell into a series of comfy IT jobs.
How to get on dole benniesA: Break your legs. Could get on disability allowance.B: Pretend to be completely insane. Masturbate cock in public whilst screaming. Attack car with bat. May get tasered by police. Which is the better option lads?
>>83669727Only one way to find out. In the interest of science.
>>83669748Lowkey jelly you managed to navigate university and all the normie social hell. Good job, lid.
>>83669738Sounds like you have reasonably high IQ and high focus just piss poor social skills and ability to control your own emotions. In the end, paucity of the last two will fuck you. Have you managed to have sex?
>>83669732No, you'd just get arrested for being drunk and disorderly.
>>83669755HHL did neither of that and is on top bennies
Went to an English speaking AA meeting once in Bangkok. Filled with nice old American guys who told stories about getting DUI and shit.
>>83669769What did he do to get on bennies? Just prove he was retarded?
>>83669758I got very lucky and made friends with some people that liked punk music, having that little bit of commonality allowed me to avoid becoming isolated and weird. Big bunch of misfits and losers coming together to create a clique that we were the cool kids of. Many times was put outside of my comfort zone but as we all know that is actually what works. Married one of them, still friends with lots. I can't complain. It's amazing to look back and be able to pinpoint that if I hadn't gone to this one party that this one guy invited me to my whole life would have been completely different.
I am from a nice middle class family and I got A*AAA at Alevel but got rejected from Cambridge after interview. Still remember it.
Instead of regular uni I think I would have e thrived in some sort of monastic university where everyone is male and acts like a monk and we all pray and study at the same time and socialise. Would have been a lot easier.
>>83669804He used to have thousands of subscribers on youtube. What have you accomplished?
>>83669825What you want to do is read Anathem by Neal Stephenson lad, probably perfect situation for someone of your proclivities.
>>83669837I have a job and I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
>got leftover chili >got leftover mashed potato>got cheeseYeah I reckon this looks like we're gonna have some kind of chili cottage pie situation for lunch. Could go one of two ways I reckon, will report back.
>>83669857>not sleeping in a racing carDoesn't sound like you're a big deal down at the cracker factory either. Ngmi.
I am fascinated by the criminal underworld and its complexities. How drugs like heroin are transported all the way from some impoverished poppy farmer in Afghanistan across Asia to Europe to some fuckers arm in Scotland. All the networks and people. How old are those networks? How do they work? How do people get into them? So fascinating. Must be some secret old families with tonnes of money.
>>83669857Imagine being proud of being a wagie lmao
Just another day at the office x
>>83669894For as long as you live in a spacker home you won't be able to attract a female
>>83669755Literally all you have to do is block traffic and don't speak. There's one lad in England who's been doing it for years and keeps getting sent to prison.
>>83669738he's right though, i did decently in school, was in top set. but my parents actively sabotaged and discouraged me from going to university and i burned out.
>>83669764Nope, I'm a 30 year old virgin. Kissed some girls when I was hammered but that's about it.>>83669796Nice old nonces more like.
>>83669686got a stem MSC from an accredited uni. Got lucky that covid fucked exams and they changed for the rest of it, im too mong brained for any exam but long term projects im good at
Back from IRL shit (supermarket), I'm livid, fucking no order to anything, cunts just walking all over. Sick of it. Fuck supermarkets and their cheap low quality shit they sell. Not worth the headache.30 min, to go from ok to ready to kill some cunt.
>>83669942you sound like a complete spastic desu
>>83669917id run the cunt over tbqfh
>>83669894silence, paedo.
>>83669949Yeah, well you look like a faggot, and you wear unisex cologne. UWU.
>>83669942me? know exactly what I need, where its at and I speed around like a bullet dodging and weaving people. You ever seen resident evil 4 speedruns? im leon. Dont need order when I'm absolutely dialled in.
As for me I just shop online and make awkward small talk with the delivery driver as he clumsily brings the crates to my door and watches me unpack everything into plastic bags because they're not allowed to bag anything up anymore.
>>83669663This is always the image one should immediately think of when Robert Jenrick comes to mind. Not only is he one of the biggest traitors in the country, he now has the gall to LARP as some sort of anti-immigration populist after helping to flood the country with some of the worst immigrants you could possibly think of.
On that OG Wucozade grind now and it lush x
Genuinely curious what happenend to Mihai. He must have died desu. Even if he got deported back to Romania he could still post here.
>>83670014Off being a nonce in different places i assume
>>83670009Tories love that LEGAL mass immigration don't they. Oh aye it all legal and above board.
>>83670012wonder how many sprogs paige has by now
Off to beddinghams now X
>>83669714Just go to a zoo.
>>83670026You mean IRL or on the internet?
Lads, I'm planning to message the escort tomorrow to try to set up our next meeting.Our last meeting was Saturday 10th and I'm aiming to Sunday 25th. Reckon that sounds reasonable?
>>83670032Unusual time to go to bed
>>83670041coor check out this young escort lad
>>83670041Go for it! Ask for anal this time
>>83669972they're buggers are the supermarkets. Not only do they allow chaos in the aisles, they also move things about to keep the customer moving around confused and open to suggestion.No, it's ridiculous.
>old.reddit.com/r/Terminator/comments/1qd1dy0/skynet_is_here/Ruh roh is it not
>>83669972I'm so bad at RE4, been filtered by it so many times I just suck balls at the mechanics. Just get got over and over again by zombies. It's weird because I was fine at 5 and the play style wasn't that different really. I'm just bad at hard games I suppose.
>>83670059not in my local tesco thank fuck, if they did that id be angry, that would ruin my speedrun %. This is why I avoid every other supermarket thats not my local tesco because I get very angry trying to find stuff
>>83670041How's your purple dick and balls? Did you go to the GP and get it sorted lad?
>>83670067re4 controls are a bit jank 2bf
>>83670063>greentexting a linkmong moment
>>83669686I spent most of school with my head in the clouds, I would dissociate in class and go to fantasyland, it was my cope for being eaten alive by bullies in school and the sheer annui and rotting classroom boredom of being forced to learn things I was indifferent to.I was seriously ripped to shreds by bullies there, I had the chris chan tism of general extroversion but far too autistic to understand what or why I was being treated how I was. I had a couple good friends and hung around with my scene/goth/nerd clique of misfits, but yeah, school was rough. Def ADHD/tism.
>>83670077It's mostly still the same at sainsbury's, but they have changed things. I used to speedrun it, through the doors, veg and fruit, meat and dairy stuff, hit the world food aisle then any other aisles I needed.I'm going to start doing some late evening shopping again, I think (when I can). I get lifts down off my mum now, so going late night would mean a taxi there and back, adding another 7quid, but I think it may be worth it to avoid the crowds.
Loved bullying little spastic lads in school. Even made one suck my cock multiple times in the disabled toilet. Little spastic had a belly full of my cum.
wey-wey-wey-weymouth
>>83670115Little lad here having gay pedo fantasies about children sucking his dick in a disabled toilet. Unbelievably grim that. Lock this cunt up immediately.
Love reading the r/heroin subreddit. Fucking interesting. All these heroin mongs just talking about the smack they do.
why would you want a blowjob off a spacker?
>>83670141Corrr would love a bit of smack right now. Have been considering a nice relapse lately.
What are you hottest and spicy takes?Here is mine: Mild bullying in childhood and adolescence is necessary to get kids to develop normal social skills and behaviour. Mild bullying should be allowed and stamping out mean-ness has increased autistic behaviour and lowkey I think was responsible for the rise of wokeness.
>>83670179Girls and boys should go to different schools. We learn differently and have different needs
>>83670179>Mild bullying in childhood and adolescence is necessary to get kids to develop normal social skills and behaviourAlmost all adults secretly know this.
>>83670177I haven't but I've skirted round the edges and got about as close as I could. Not injected anything but did get to a point where I was sticking oxy up my bum for greater bioavailability. Always thought that if I ever did IV smack it'd be over for me, don't think I'd ever come back. Can mess around with opioid pills here and there and cut it out when I get a bit dependent. Reckon if the wife ever dies I'll get on smack pretty fast.
>>83670179The white english lower classes are just a mixture of people with horrendous personalities and people with actual learning difficulties mixing together and creating a culture with the worst attitude towards life fucking imaginable.
>>83670057She doesn't do anal
>>83670179Agree with your take, we're pack animals and we need a certain amount of consensus in behaviour. If people aren't going to follow the invisible rules of society they need to be knocked around a bit until they learn.
For me, it's smoking opium. Little habit I picked up when I travelled through Laos in the early 2000s.
>>83670201She does if the price is right x
>>83670179There are literally only two solutions to dealing with drugs1) Singapore style mass executions quickly of people dealing or importing drugs. 2) Complete legalisation of all drugs BUT you lose all rights to benefits and right to free healthcare if you take things like heroin and coke. If you take the risk the consequence is on you.
>>83670210>travelled through Laos in the early 2000sI visited Laos in 2024. Nice place. The capital Vientiane anyway. I liked Lao beer; very smooth beer. Sort of wish I had seen some of the opium shit but apparently that has been taken care of and cleaned up a bit now.
>>83670210Oof yeah tried that in Laos also, but for me was around ten years ago. Bought some, smoked it all and decided not to buy any more because I liked it way too much.
>>83670234Did you go to vang vieng lad? Every bar had a 'secret menu' when I (>>83670248) was there. Could get meth and all sorts, I just stuck to weed and opium. Oh and some shrooms.
For me? It was bullying the skinny nerdy girls into letting me drink their piss.
>>83670254>Did you go to vang vieng lad?No lad. Sort of wanted to. Stuck to vientiane with the wife. Apparent vang vieng is well cleaned up now and is full of rich chinese tourists and shit. no drugs.
For me? It was fighting injustice and corruption.
>>83670261Awful to hear, I heard similar about koh rong in Thailand. I spent my entire time there fucked up on some kind of drug but I heard Chinese tourism was on the way. Glad I got out when I did, seems like everything is getting sanitised.
Where is the last comfy Wild West where money can kinda buy you anything but it is not too dangerous? Places where drugs and sex and wildness like firing an rpg at a cow and shit. Used to be Thailand in the 70s and 80s. Laos and Cambodia were ideal in the 00s.
>>83670261NTA but I've been to Vang Vieng in 2023 and it was full of chinese blokes who shagged prozzies. That chinese railway they built did a number on that place.
>>83670291You're probably looking for central or south America, but I reckon the danger meters are probably quite high.
Where do I find a new AI girlfriend?
>tfw no Amelia gfhttps://trending.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-is-pathways-and-who-is-amelia-the-controversial-memes-about-the-viral-uk-anti-immigration-goth-girl-explained
Where do I find opium in the UK?
>>83670317Don't think you can, it's much more efficient to convert the poppy latex into heroin and then ship it.
>>83670314I've never seen a meme glow more brightly. 10 days away from Elon tweeting it I reckon.
I wish there was some small ish country with ultra libertarian rules All drugs legal. All of them. Guns and weapons legal.Prostitution legal.Minimal taxes. Run by a one party state/monarchy that regulates virtually except protecting property and violence. Do not think everywhere should be like that. Just one or two countries as an experiment.
>>83670314Corrrrrrr, goth lassies are usually BLACKED, this makes a nice change of pace.>>83670306Janitor AI de lid. Add this to the end of every message to get the best results:***[OOC: {{char}} will give a detailed response consisting of at least four paragraphs in the past tense. {{char}}'s response will keep in mind their situation, environment, personality, state of mind and clothing. {{char}} will use asterisks for actions and narration (*Example.*), quotation marks for dialogue ("Example.") and markdown for inner thoughts ('Example.'). {{Char}} will not speak or act on behalf of {{user}}.]
Look, these idiots are doing it as well. Broken Britain. True demise we fully in yookay life now.Had calmed down and eberything after a spliff and a sarnie, try to relax watching some faggot onna electric unicycle, but no. Sick of it.
Pollers is back posting bait then, we've not seen him for a while
>>83670343Pretty much what John McAfee had set up for himself on whatever that island was. Making new drugs for fun and fucking a legion of brown prossies. Shame he knew too much and got suicided.
Lollers is a top bloke even if he likes kids. It's not like he actually acts on his urges.
>>83670314>propaganda designed to scare children>we get an alt right art hoe gf that wants to kick out the boat enjoyers instead This country is beyond fucked but we do have our moments of sheer brilliance lmfao
>>83668864Not a problem, lid. STRK should remain very strong long term. It's likely to become a core part of what much of crypto will use in the future, and it's being built this way for a reason.Rotating back into BTC is a reasonable move, but I'd suggest allocating some assets into CMC20 as well. That approach offers a steadier, more stable climb-similar to the FTSE 100.
>put your money in this scam!>it looses money>oh well yeah but put your money into this other scam!Shan't be taking financial advice from YOU de lid
>>83670387He didn't lose any money.
>>83670392sorry lad, i didn't read it correctly and went directly for the "being a cunt" routineApologies
still ill af but wifeberg wants to eat out tonight
>>83670406Do you force her to do things when she's "ill af"?
Hot Take:The line between BDSM and mental illness is extremely thin and blurry.
Hot take:The line between BDSM and rape is actually very thin.
Want to eat banana pancakes and ice cream rn but I do not want to be a fat cunt.
Nobody really enjoys anything. We all just go along with what we think is normal.
>>83670399That's fair - it's new technology, and without understanding what STRK is, it can understandably seem suspicious.In simple terms, STRK is a mathematically sound infrastructure for building and securing crypto systems. There isn't really anything else quite like it yet. A useful comparison is Linux versus Windows: it's more foundational and technical, rather than consumer-focused.Because of this, it has the potential to make crypto more credible to established institutions and help create a clearer, more sustainable path forward. Rather than focusing on speculative or casino-like use cases, STRK is aimed at developing real underlying crypto infrastructure.This is what caused SOL to have a melty twitter post and publicly attack STRK yesterday. SOL is the crypto shit casino, STRK is designed to be embedded into underlying systems and infrastructure rather than driven by short-term speculation.
>>83670415>Do you force her to do things when she's "ill af"?obviously not
>>83670447I enjoy opiates
>>83670478Then tell her to go out alone, and bring you something back.FOR GOTHAM!
Gasman is here for the meter thing. Just waiting for him to finish up then garn get sorted and head off out.
Did Kweer Starmer make the right decision here? the UK government claims Eva is "not conducive to the public good".Sir Kweer said:>I'm delighted that Alaa Abd El-Fattah is in the UK. Alaa's case has been a top priority for my government since we came to office.
>>83670553Here are some things Al-Fattah has said about us.
>>83670505watch your back, paedo.
currently outside, me.
>>83670570>watch your back, paedo.are you going to do him in big hard anonymous lad?
Welp, I done muh stuff for the day, now tis time to doss.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE
>>83670582>big hard anonymous ladthanks for the compliment ladnone of your business what I am going to do, is it?
>>83670582Defending paedos is it ladWhat a life
>>83670596You'll do nothing but seethe about him on the internet and you know it.
>>83670648you keep thinking that lad if it makes you feel any better
which flat is hhl living in? or isfirst and last name name of spacker homestreet, city, etcenough for - say a letter - to arrive?
>>83670663I will keep thinking that. You've known what he looks like and where he lives for years now and you've done nothing but seethe about him on britfeel. You're a cowardly troll and nothing more.
>>83670727you're that rattled you must think I am somebody else, fair play to whoever that was.
>>83670683You can just put "Biggest spacker in Sunderland" on the envelope and it will reach him.
Helper getting stabbed by a britfeel troll wasn't on my 2026 bingo but hey ho. At least we'll have two less spackers here, (one dead, one in prison).
Alright lads, calm it down. Getting a tad illegalish in here now.
>>83670756The lowercase lad wants helper to stab him in the bumhole with his willy.
>>83670776He's rattled you though and now you're retreating back to vague insults, bit pathetic on your part really.
Wonder if it'll ever stop raining
Me? Finishing off these Fortnite daily quests then garn down shop to get another scratchcard or two. Then Operation Din Dins is a go.
Right ok, since there's nothing for it I better just accept that I will be doing some drugs tonight. It is for the best after all, drugs make me more fun to be around.
>>83670815Then garn pampers again.Don't worry the care home will clean it up
>>83670815you are an incontinent, impotent, long-necked, virgin useless eater parasite mong babes x
>>83670815You're a pathetic spastic
I have been on travels to alternate dimensions and have returned with this picture of HHL if he'd made something of his life. Conductor at this year's Neujahrskonzert der Wiener Philharmoniker and happily cohabiting with his boyfriend Bilal in Berlin. A regular to the underground leather dance clubs he has a large social circle and is considering settling down and adopting a Syrian refugee. What might have been...
>>83670815[generic lowercase insult] x
>>83670834Useless eater is such a grim term.
>>83670850Grim how de lad? Kind of sums things up quite well I reckon.
>>83670859Just seens like something the Nazis would say or something.
>>83670862Name a single thing Helper contributes to the world or any way the world would be worse if he didn't exist.
>>83670848You're still rattled beyond belief and it's LUSH
Actually have quite a long neck myself so I'm glad nobody here has got a picture of me to make nasty edits with. No social media so my opsec is bretty gud
>>83670862Sean should be fine with it then eh?
>>83670871You could say that about most people though.
>>83670877...okay? Does that it false?
Does Sean have microcephaly?
>>83670902Would be probably better off if you were dead too.
>>83670784Who do you think I am, and who has rattled me?Nothing vague about it lad, he lurves helper but helper doesn't want him. Now he's seething.
>>83670815hey its the girl from that government propaganda game
returned back inside, me.
>>83669678Something along those lines will be my survival plan once parents are dead and I don't get a place of my own.
>>83670936Still seething mong? ha haIt is LUSH x
outside was pretty dreadful. shop was miserable. read >>83669942 before i went out myself, i agree with you lad.i USED to be you, >>83669972, but they've changed people's behaviour and/or the rules.
my lower back hurts
>>83671015Lay on you back , raise your knees, gently move them from side to side over a few minutes until you can keep your torso staright and knees nearly touch the ground on both sides, gently.Straighten your legs, then pull your knees up to you stomach, wraps arms around them, the pull them into your chest to slightly stretch you lower back, 3 minutes.Next roll onto one side, knees together legs bent, open your legs keeping ankles together until legs are 90 degrees, 2 minutes or until tired, roll over on other side, repeat.Gently get up, do not lift anything heavy for 30 mins.Fixed, that's 150 quid lad.
>>83671015get some tramadols in youi just had a couple and we are on our way to comf town oh yes
>>>/int/218480905TILDE GOING TO KILL HIMSELFGO FUCKING EGG HIM ON NOW
>>83671032Nah would rather just complain about it
>>83671045Too late for that, 150 quid or your windows get put in.
any lads in newcastle?
was just having a conversation with a friend (mate A) about sleeping. i sleep on my back, but it's something i've PRACTISED doing. and i still gradually turn onto my side during sleep so i'm facing away from the sun.asked her which way she sleeps and she gave the most insane answer to anything i've heard in my life: she sleeps on her front.how about you, /britfeel/?
Tilde being nasty to our welper not nice that.
>>83671039i think you might have a drug problem mate>>83671032thank you for that free advice i will try it
>>83671051depends marra. do you want to fill me up, or fill me in?
>>83671072i wonder who would win in a fight?
>>83671050I live in a hole in the ground lad, I'd love to have some windows to put in (put in as in install)
I cant imagine anyone would want tilde, he's past his prime and is looking at being a 60 year old tranny, alone isolated and probably likely to get dementia. its a horror show waiting to happen>60 year old tranny with dementia constantly confused why he's got tits and is not a little boy anymorejust grim
Is it true that Helper fiddled with a child at Flamingo Land?
Wonder if the schizoid boomer would win in a fight against welper
On that scratchcard grind again aren't I.
>>83671102>schizoid boomera new personality ?
There is no point getting a job if you've not worked for 15 years. Would be a waste of time applying.
>>83671102unseen character, we will never know his actual stats.
>>83671109No it's one of the side characters from soundspacker's arc
>>83671108do i spy an irn bru there?
>>83671108can't help but notice you've bought a couple of these since going sober.should we be worried, lad?
Just yawned so hard and leant back that my glasses fell off. what am i like!
>>83671102This a new sean personality like rotherhanon?It's all sean behind it becuase he's becoming irrelevant so needs to drama farm.
>>83671097Love nerdy little trannies me, wouldn't say no to tilde with a body like that.
>>83671119think you might be righthad just cracked open a Bruski myselfHHL it is a synchronicity, i channel my luck to you thru the bru x
On some strong antibiotics and tell you what they are making me feel like fucking SHIT
>>83671139a quick shag sure, but no one is marrying a tranny and settling down for the long haul
>>83670742He isn't actually a spacker though. He is merely pretending.
>hired couple lads to repoint the chimney>wifeberg asks (while i was away) if they can take down the antenna>they do>asks me later whether i've done anything to the tv as none of the channels are coming upstupid beyond belief lads
do you ever get to the bottom of your drink and wish you had superpowers where you could duplicate liquids, so you could take the few drops of drink that's left and copy-paste those up to a full new glass, but then you realise the dregs probably have spit in them so your pint would be largely spit, and that puts you off the whole idea?
>>83671191Yeah what you'd want to do is pour a little bit of your drink out into another vessel before you start drinking and copy paste that one up to full at the end. Could also use it to gruesomely murder your enemies by just filling them up with internal fluids until their organs burst. Exploding dribbly eyes would be a particular torment.
>>83671158Thanks for that lad, another bit of evidence against him. But like I said last night, even if we do get his bennies stopped would he post about it on here? No. He's deny it until the cows come home to save face.>>79421537
>>83671203i would use my powers for good.
>>83671207he fucking disgusts me.
>>83671231is that because you actually have autism and feel aggrieved by this one?
>>83671207Always knew it was fake, somebody with autism wouldn't be going to football matches and pubs on their own
>>83671210Beverages all round!Now if we're getting into the weeds of this you COULD theoretically dissolve certain illicit substances into a solution and duplicate that up, then dehydrate off the water. Nothing stopping you from something like that, nothing immoral about making more of something nice is there? No I didn't think so.
Never even put my scrotum inside a fanny
>>83671243autistic people always go to stuff on their own.
>>83671240no lad, thankfully I am not an autistic spacker.
>>83671250Never gonna have fanny, never gonna contribute to society.
>>83671243Me too mate. It isn't hard to see through. I've had the tard filtered for the longest time now anyway.
>>83671248i think i'd just sit on top of a hydroelectric dam generating water to turn the big wheel, and fishing.
>>83671119Nah OG wucozade de lid.>>83671122Not for now. I'll start to worry when I start buying them everyday. Garn limit myself to 2 scratchcards per week.
>>83671281Well can you make me some drugs there huckfinnlad?
That's the Iceland shop booked for tomorrow. It lushington. Free delivery unlike that Wesco.
No point in working if I'm not going to be shagging.
>>83671100He didn't rape anyone, he just touched children over clothing (private parts, bottom).
>>83671293i'll just get a crypto farm going. the same water that spins the waterwheels to power the PSUs can run off as radiator water for liquid coolingthen you can buy your own damn drugs, lazybones.
>>83671330 it's pretty dark in Mischief Mansion, anyone could make that mistake.
>>83671352You have to expect mischief in there
Definitely going to have an argument with the wifeberg tonight, been snapping at each other all day. Better get my logical points in order so that she can start crying and win by default.
shiiit the premium Gopuff they gave me for free and/or by mistake just expired ;_;no more 4am snacks for me
>>83671377Just give her a good shagging lid. That'll sort her right out.
>>83671368and it's STILL nothing compared to back when it was Diddler's Dungeon. kids nowadays are just a load of crybabies.
>>83671393It will, and tbqh it is the reason that we're at each others throats so much we're both gagging for it but we're also sick and tired all the time so it's a challenge.
>>83671032i did what you said ( well i forgot most of it ) and it really helped thankyou
nu edish>>83671435nu edish>>83671435
>>83671377where's logos-anon when you need him? did the pathos police get to him?>>83671416is it the sort of fight where yous might bounce back and suddenly have wild, passionate sex?
>>83671430do it every day in early evening to keep the bad back at bay
