I downloaded tinder after never approaching a woman the first 27 years of my life. Recently matched with someone similar to picrel. She's not that fat but she's goth, 6ft tall and a couple years younger than me. I also asked her to go to a sushi restaurant, which she said yes to, so I thought the comic was apt.I am 5ft 7in and a social retard. I have a conventionally handsome face and I have pictures of pretty native flowers on my profile because I'm a nature fag. These two things are probably why she matched with me. I'm not sure of her intentions, but I'm going to the date and I will be paying for her sushi.God willing I will blast my virginity into this giant goth woman. If that happens I wont be back. If I spill my spaghetti, ill come back at tell you of my failure. Please share times you had a chance to ascend, or offer advice for my opportunity.
>>83666668>off by 2That said, I am a veteran fatty fucker. Have a concrete plan in mind for how you're going to proceed to plow her after the date. As in,>dinner over>she says that was fun and looks at you expectantlyYou can suggest going back to hers or yours at this point, or if you want her retarded woman brain to feel enchanted (probably not necessary for a fatty, but it is best practice) you can have a nearby second location in mind to take her to in continuation of the date and then go back home to bang after that.Don't get too drunk to drive or any shit off the weeb beers at the sushi place, but if she does then all the better. Going back to her place is preferable to taking her to yours, both because she is more likely to go for that and because if (when) you want to bail after nutting it's a lot easier to leave her place yourself than kick her out of yours.Any other details you'd like to volunteer? How has the conversation been going so far? Does she seem autism tolerant or are you running clean game and haven't spilled your spaghetti yet? How old are you both? Are you driving individually to meet at the sushi place or are you picking her up?
>>83666760Im 27. I live in a rural area with a smaller city near by. I will be driving into the city that she lives in to meet her so the things you suggested as far as the location/transport will have to happen anyway. I am as clean as the come with substances so I wont be having any drinks but I will have no issue buying some for her. The second location is a good idea. Movie maybe? Ive been asking some straight forward questions and she been offering good in depth answers with fun details. We are in a fairly conservative area and she is clearly not conservative so I've been playing on that a little bit to try and make her feel special.Im a little concerned about how things will work physically. Shes so much taller than me I have to imagine sex will be difficult/awkward.
>>83666668Lucky ass. You got like exactly what I want. Big women are love.
>>83666760Anon do you have any advice for a would-be fatty fucker? The woman anon has described is actually wife material to me.
>>83666831>movieNO bro never movie, fucking never movie unless you're already banging her for sure anyway. She's fat so even though it's january you might take her someplace for ice cream after dinner.>no movie (2 hours of not talking to each other mostly, shit early date)>no physical activity (park hike etc. she's fat)What is viable>dessert after dinner>a bar, although you will look like a fag for not drinking so probably not good for your specific case>somewhere nearby that is just an interesting low effort spectacle like a small art galleryShit like that. Low effort, pure entertainment, minimal time commitment. Also she probably smokes weed, so be ready to not act like a fag about that either if you want to get laid.
>>83666876>the woman anon describedI meant to say OP not anon I'm a fucking retard I should kill myself
>>83666668>see fat asian girl at walmart with tight shirt and bulging love handles and back rolls>wanna tell her she's hot>can't unless I yell "HEY, YOU'RE HOT" because she's like 10 feet in front of me.>say nothing>feel beta
>>83666877Ok, I dont really enjoy movie theaters so im glad that's not the play. She for sure smokes weed but Ive live in some shit holes with weed smoking neighbors, so ill be fine with that too i hope. There's a local candy shop near me that makes chocolates in house. I think I might buy her some and find a place near the restaurant we can sit and she can eat them. It may end up being a bar and I might look like a dork drinking water but hopefully its endearing. Im probably going to try and go in raw as well. I might end up with some goth whores lifetime curse but there's no way it not worth it.
>>83666943>candy shopGreat idea, but don't buy that shit ahead of time if you're doing "second location" moves. Better to go there with her, and then, well, back to hers to try these out right? Since you're a high test rural chad and not a local you also have the ability to say that you saw this place and wanted to check it out while you're in the area, which is a good play. It's better to present as something you want to do (and bring her) than a contrived "date idea".
>near me>not near her/near the sushi placeMy bad I'm illiterate. Anyway, the point is to go someplace and do something interesting with her. Simp shit like buying chocolates for her in advance is OUT on the first date, don't do this. If you bang her this time and you want to plow her at your place next time and save yourself the drive, keep the candy shop near you in reserve for that.
This more closely resembles what she's shaped like. She also has a tongue stud that is prominently featured in most of her tinder pictures. Which, as I understand, is not something that a sexually reserved woman would have.
>>83667001My mind is going to things like buying chocolates and movies because that's what i've seen on the TV and it feels like the easy button. I do have a rough and tumble county ass job that gives me calluses and shit. Its pretty much all I know how to talk about. I dont necessarily want to cum in her and leave, how deep should I dig about personal details while were eating?
>>83667066>seen on the TVDon't try to learn how to fuck from the talmudvision, they want your dick dry.>rough and tumble country ass jobAbsolutely do not downplay this if she asks about it with some "uhh it's whatever i guess" kind of shit. She's a city slicker and will be at least kind of interested in whatever it is you do unless it's some genuinely gross septic tank cleaner type shit. Just think of yourself as a rugged cowboy for the purposes of date conversation and frame your work and your life that way. You're not miserable about the country, you don't hate your job. You are stardew valley. This is a godsend for you, this sets you apart from all the faggot office job guys she usually has to contend with hugely.>dig about personal detailsBasically don't, but at the same time, women love talking about themselves more than anything else in the world so whatever she seems remotely into just find things to ask about. She's into crystals? >Man I'm always worried about getting hurt at my (badass cowboy) job, what kind of crystals protect me from thatShe's into some kind of shitty "gothic" girl metal?>I've never really listened to that much, what would you recommendAnd so on. You can keep a bitch running her mouth about herself for the entirety of a date with minimal issue and she'll think you're like an angel for caring at all about her. But don't probe for "personal details", this should be 100% stuff she wants to excitedly talk about not like family history bs that will turn her pussy into a jar of sand.
>>83667121I appreciate your information fatty fucker anon. I believe what you say, but even if you're full of shit you've cast light on pitfalls I was bound to step in. I still might, but im not slamming any ham from the comfort of my little house. I will continue to monitor the thread but you've addressed most of my biggest concerns.Here is another plump woman.
>>83666760Very based. What's your ideal weigh/height? In your experience, does it normally smell from behind?
Bump. I tried using fatfag apps like wooplus and okcupid (it has a lot of fatties on there) but no luck. I guess my pictures suck or I'm just ugly. Bleh
>>83667020holy shit does she have huge tits too? this girl looks great
>>83667340They look proportionally smaller than the picrel but she is also very tall, so they are probably bigger than her profile pictures let on. She also has some chunky thighs, which im not necessary attracted to but they fit her body.
>>83667185All you have to do to make it worth my time is post a follow-up thread. When's the date?>>83667211Ideal? Like 4'6, 250. I like them short and fat as fuck, but not disabled fat. Current gf is 5'3 and like idk, 300 or so, I never asked.>does it normally smellYes. If you like the smell or not is up to you. Mostly they shower and everything, if anything fat girls are often hygiene neurotic as cope, so it's just pure fresh fatty musk straight from the tap. Intoxicating.
>>83667496I'm busy and she works evenings so it shook out to Sunday next week. Leaves lots of room for error so not ideal for me, but that's how it is. Ill probably post regardless of how it goes because this place has it hooks in me. I'll try to use a similar op pic. I'm sure anything to do with banging fat girls will catch your eye in catalogue.
>>83667367>dislikes chunky thighsdisgrace
>>83667608you are a disgrace to this board
>>83667608>Tripfag>Retarded opinion no one asked forLike peanut butter and jelly.
>>83667647public board means public opinionswhy would they put a name feature if it wasnt optional 2 use it, and then not directly name it as banned in this specific boards features? boo hoo nonny im sorry youre a bitch idk go buy 4chinz and ban tripfags if you care so much>>83667622checkedthats my whole thing xDthe fat ugly bastard girl
>>83667668>thats my whole thing xDand its quite boring honestly
>>83667681im not trying to entertain you im trying to entertain myself retartar xP people still type paragraphs of very odd seethe so i still post and type a lot back rofli like typing a lot its basically all i do other than eat drink water and sleep. burp
>>83667716>im not trying to entertain youhell if i fucking care man, you're boring and that's all
>>83667776thats nice man lol
