How can I get a titcow gf? Please, tell me the secret
>>83667036Can't really tell you how to aquire a titcow gf, but I'm curious as to what its like. Obviously the big tits are awsome but I need an anon to explain what its like on an emotional and full body level what its like to be embraced by that titastic extacy?
>>83667036Here's the secret, it's actual advice that will help you with a titcow:>Don't make a big deal about her breasts, say they look nice, but you're interested in her ass.I think titcow girls are used to guys tripping over themselves to get at her tits. Do NOT use cheesy pick up lines like "Those look heavy, want me to carry them?" By focusing on her ass, you can show her you're not like the other guys. If you do later go gaa-gaa for her titties, tell her she single handily converted you from an ass man.