/r9k/ - A brown girl asks you to marry her so she can get - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

01/14/26(Wed)22:14:02 No.83667322

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Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)22:14:02 No.83667322 Archived

A brown girl asks you to marry her so she can get American citizenship. In return she'll pretend to actually love you when you're out in public.

What do you do?

Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)22:30:33 No.83667415

Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)22:30:33 No.83667415

>>83667322
Sure whatever why not I've got nothing to lose

Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)22:32:15 No.83667424

Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)22:32:15 No.83667424

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>>83667322
I would suck the farts out of her big booty Latina asshole

Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)22:35:55 No.83667447

Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)22:35:55 No.83667447

>>83667322
do i get to command her to walk around the house naked

Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)22:43:09 No.83667489

Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)22:43:09 No.83667489

>>83667322
if "pretending she loves me" doesnt include a large sum of money im not interested

Anonymous
01/14/26(Wed)22:45:44 No.83667499

Anonymous 01/14/26(Wed)22:45:44 No.83667499

I am inclined to say that any woman would only pretend to love me but I am also inclined to say I could do better if we're talking brasileiras.

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE
01/14/26(Wed)23:47:27 No.83667791

Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE 01/14/26(Wed)23:47:27 No.83667791

No I need actual love

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)00:01:54 No.83667865

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)00:01:54 No.83667865

>>83667322
You just wanted to share that girl's photo. Lame generic "how do you react" thread. https://youtube.com/shorts/Zxric1fPYNU

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)00:02:27 No.83667868

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)00:02:27 No.83667868

>>83667322
Touch grass all day?

UVG
01/15/26(Thu)00:04:39 No.83667879

UVG 01/15/26(Thu)00:04:39 No.83667879

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>brown brazilian girl
This is the one I was talking to. She definitely wanted that green card but then I showed her the music I like and she changed her mind. Can't have a girl who doesn't appreciate kino.

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)01:13:53 No.83668225

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)01:13:53 No.83668225

>>83667322
Been stuck in this situation repeatedly, I hate it

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)02:15:41 No.83668566

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)02:15:41 No.83668566

>>83667322
I've actually had this offer, although in my case it was for Australian citizenship, and I said no. Additionally I once had a Chinese woman offer me $50,000 to marry her sister and bring her here on a spousal visa. I also rejected that offer.

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)08:38:25 No.83670287

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)08:38:25 No.83670287

>>83667322
Almost happened to my friend Hugh but they broke up over a fight last summer

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)08:52:44 No.83670335

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)08:52:44 No.83670335

>>83667879
Damn bro why did you choose to fuck that up?

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)12:47:45 No.83671457

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)12:47:45 No.83671457

>>83667322
turbo nope

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)12:49:29 No.83671468

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)12:49:29 No.83671468

>>83667322
No she'll need to do that in private too