>>83668985
I've seen porn before the age of AI so I know it exists

>>83669013
I dunno man, I saw some pretty realistic looking fake dicks here and there... maybe the vaginas were fake too. Maybe it was all fake? I'm with OP, I think sex is a myth.

>>83668985
fantasies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>actual sex
that being said, a handjob is god-tier and mogs every other sexual act

>>83669213
Handjobs are usually sad as hell man. If they know what they're doing and ask what you like it's okay.
Have had some bitches pull on that shit like they are trying to start a chainsaw.
Agree that fantasy is usually better.
For me it's cumming inside them.

>>83669224
Yeah some HJ's are definitely just lazy, but the same can be said about any act in my experience. I think one has a higher chance of finding oil in the backyard than finding a woman who gives a good suck.
I am an enjoyer of hard, death-grip "rip my fucking dick off" handjobs, so I might've had an easier time finding what I'm looking for.

>>83669224
>Have had some bitches pull on that shit like they are trying to start a chainsaw.
100% unironically this is what my 4-times-a-day-for-like-20-years-straight-now megadethgripped cock needs, hook a brotha up

>>83669266
Damn how old are u

>>83669266
Good news for you bro, get pretty much any woman to jerk you off and tell them you like it rough
Bonus if you don't use lube so you get the true sandpaper experience

>>83669271
34 but I didn't get my wizard license because 1 girl banged me 14 years ago, worst timeline