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Imagine coping so fucking hard that you're happy because tomorrow you'll be happy that it's the last day (until two days later) of wageslaving all day kek.

I know because I used to be a fucking wagie. Now I'm a NEETGOD and look forward to Monday, the day of absolute NEET dominance.

On mondays, I sometimes go get groceries during the time wagies are commuting, just to slow them down or add to the traffic, and calmly appreciate the environment and the beautiful day and look at school girls, as I got all day, while they ragie and honk because they're coming back from cagie.
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>>83669011
I don't get why robots are so scared of jobs. At most jobs you don't have to do anything. At my job I browse 4chan all day. So I do the same thing as you, I just get paid to do it.
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>>83669023
You spend all day in cagie lmao
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>>83669011
so how do you do it? I mean, you're not getting free shit, someone somewhere had to pay for it... so who are you leaching off of? family member? friends? tax payers?
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>>83669023
yes i love when i get to do drugs and jack off at work and also play vidya on my expensive computer
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>>83669111
you dont even have to be completely unemployed you can be self employed and work through illegal ventures
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>>83669115
I actually do play vidya at work geg
And if i really want to jack off I can just go to the bathroom
Admittedly, you're right about the drugs. I probably could sneak some wine in through my water bottle without getting caught, but it's not worth the risk. Still, are you so much of a druggie that you NEED to be high 24/7?
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>>83669150
nah i dont even do drugs just pushing the point that you are free to do whatever you want in the comfort of your home
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>>83669156
I'm willing to sacrifice a sliver of comfort for a paycheck
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>>83669023
not everyone is mr socialite like you.
the only job i could get was a warehouse job before Christmas when they'll accept anyone.
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>>83669215
He's embellishing it. He does not fucking drive to work just to play vidya and goon all day.

The best part is, by trying to portray himself as "less of a wagie" by doing that, he is conceding that being free is better, and therefore, by definition, NEETs who don't even have to leave our homes, are still better than him.



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