why can't parents give their children normal names, wtf is wrong with them? my name makes me a walking punchline everytime i introduce myself, i dont even bother introducing myself using my real name anymore.
>>83669482What's your name, anon? My name is quite uncommon imo, but it isn't a ridiculous name by any means.>>83669482>My name is Dayne
>>83669482Getting a court order to change your. name isn't THAT hard desu
>>83669482>t. Melpert
Sorry to hear that mr. Gaylord Focker
>>83669488Do you ever get irritated correcting people or do you just say dayne with a yI have a weird last name so always just spell it without being asked
>>83669512>Do you ever get irritated correcting peopleNo, not really>or do you just say dayne with a yWhen I'm giving info to people who need my first name? Well, I mean, usually I'll probably just spell out my first name. >I have a weird last name so always just spell it without being askedI have a normie last name so I don't have this issue.
>>83669488>What's your name, anon?pic related. if you understand a bit of portuguese you know how bad it sounds.>>83669495in my country you can do it only when you're 18, after that it's over.i did know about that at the time but i didn't know how to proceed properly and my mother kept holding me back and discouraging me. i can only imagine the commotion she'd do if i did manage to go through with it.i guess that's what years of stunted growth and arrested development does to a mf, you can't do anything on your own.
the proper way to name your child in the west is open the bible to a random page and pick the first name you see. my sons name will be Habakkuk
>>83669482Just change your name then, fag
>>83669541>my sons name will be HabakkukThe name "Obadiah" mogs imo
>>83669541>>83669557go kill yourselves. >>83669545read the fucking thread, i won't repeat myself.
>>83669538Isn't that just "Noah" in Portuguese? Is Noah considered an ugly name in Brazil?
>>83669541Thank you anon. I was going to name my son something weird and non-Biblical like William but you made me realize that Mahershalalhashbaz would be much better.
>>83669482idk man, but wise da'science is the best name i have ever seen in a good few years
My wife's given name is Chastity
