I had a dream that was just my high school crush from 10 years ago smiling. It was so torturous that it startled me awake like a nightmare would. I then decided to check her social media for the first time in probably 8 years and she posted a photo of her engagement ring yesterday. Why does the human brain torture itself with omniscient timing like this?
can't relate. I don't develop crushes
>>83670199That's the only crush I've ever had. Probably because my life ended at 17
youre soulmate-cuckedLMAO@U
>>83670218Cucked would imply there was ever a relationship there to begin with
>>83670229m8 if yer gunna be dis fookin patetic may as well go by er name and wear sum fookin poofy sa'in knickers ay
>>83670257I must bait with my bizarre psychosexual hangups on /r9k/ on a weekday
>>83670270>baitaint bait if it tru senpai>psycosexualmoar like metaphysical at this pointlil nikka wasted second sight to find out some otha nigga pipin his shouldawouldaciulda bitch
>>83670303Oh no, prior to this I was definitely laboring under the belief that she had not had sex once in the past decade
>>83670218>>83670257>>83670303lurk 10 years before posting again holy fucking embrassing
>>83670321Shut up, Redditor!I'm a true oldfag, I've been here since 2019!
