I'm pretty sure she told some people.
normie problems, not my own
>>83671034Do you watch porn regularly and masturbate regularly? I mean, you're on /r9k/, so you probably do. But, yeah, you should look into what PIED is (porn induced erectile dysfunction), and quit porn and masturbation.
>>83671034I doubt that she would since it implies that she's not hot
>>83671049I've tried to quit for years. The most I go is a month or so before giving in and the cycle continues, knowing full well I'm gonna regret it in the long run. I think it's because my sexual opportunities are so few and far between.
>>83671091>I've tried to quit for years. The most I go is a month or so before giving in and the cycle continues, knowing full well I'm gonna regret it in the long run. I think it's because my sexual opportunities are so few and far between.I feel ya. The longest I've gone without watching porn and masturbation (since I was 10 years old) was about 6 months, or something around that.
I haven't jerked off to porn for 3 days so far, yippeeee!!!!
>>83671034bro that must be so bad actually lmaogive us a greentext
I get that kinda like when you got a boner and you think to yourself why am I calling her of all people in the middle of a conversation? So you try to play it off like I'm just going to stop answering my phone for probably forever
>>83671150I have no idea what you just said but I like it.
Fucking coworkers just sounds like a messy and overall miserable experience. Had a couple married/taken women coming onto me at a few jobs and I always played it off. I just felt bad for the husband and more misanthropic about normie relationships in general after seeing how many women are OK to cheat. Just leaves me with a lot of doubt, I'm a bit naive for still believing in the sanctity of marriage but I'd rather die a virgin man. From the relationships I've seen, I don't feel like I'm missing anything.
>>83671034just have a piece of viagra in your wallet, just knowing you have it in case will calm you down and you probably wont ever need it
>>83671034One of manyyyy reasons I don't even bother. Rip your reputation lol
>>83671034Dude that's nuts. Did you at least fingerbang her?
>>83671034quit your job unless pay is crazy hightake sidenafil next timestop beating your meat
>>83671132>>83671288>>83671480>Flirt with eachother for a few weeks>She won't stop coming to my desk>I know she wants me>I want to fuck her but I know deep down I'm probably not gonna be able to get it up. This isn't my first rodeo.>Get her number and invite her over.>The day she's coming over I'm sweating bullets, thinking I should just make an excuse to cancel.>Too late, she's already driving over.>Comes in and we start watching TV, just kinda awkwardly hanging out.>Fuck it, I start kissing her, hoping my cock will wake up.>Nothing>Take our clothes off.>Eat her out and finger blast her.>Dick might as well not even be attached to me.>Eventually just stop and lay next to eachother.>She takes off after awhile.>No longer flirty at work, no longer texts me at all.>Passing eachother in the office like nothing ever happened.>She won't make eye contact anymore.
>>83671721You didn't make her suck it? That probably would have gotten things started.
Why do I have this feeling that you drink?
>the cortisolmaxxed wagecuck has a stress induced ED meanwhile the cozy calm basement dweller neet has no problem getting it hard as rock to jerk it off more than 3 times in a row.Why even be a normie at this point?
>Pretty sure she told some people. Maybe to close friends not at your work place. From her point of view she wasn't attractive enough for you to get hard , its a massive blow to a females ego , esp after putting in the effort to pretty herself and then spending the time money and resources making her way to YOUR place. She is as disappointed as you are but for different reasons. Sucks to be you op, i would also just try to forget about it. I also couldn't get it up when i took a nasty fat bitch home one night. I learned a lot about myself and my boundaries and how far i am able to go from that experience. true story.
>>83671049PIED was never a problem for me. But if I haven't had sex in a matter of over a year then it gets very hard to orgasm from real sex because it's like my brain forgets what a pussy is and is like, bro where's the computer screen and handjob??Like my dick is HARD as fuck, I just cant reach orgasmUsually after a few sessions or days of fucking I can finally finish.
My dick basically died when I was 24, almost 10 years ago. Fortunately viagra can be bought without a prescription where I live. I buy 50mg pills and split them into 25mg doses which I always carry everywhere. When I'm having sex with a girl for the first time, I take a 50mg dose, it keeps me hard for hours and makes it impossible for me to cum, but the side effects are nasty (12 hour long headaches) when I'm having "normal" sex I take a 25mg dose, it makes my dick hard and I can last around 30min.
>>83671034>I'm pretty sure she told some people.This is exactly why I hate women. They just can't stop spreading rumors. We need to abolish feminism ASAP.
She probably did. Years ago I was invited to the pub by some foids from my old school. Fuck knows why. She mentions that one of my classmates said I was gay because I watch "weird porn" (I used to buy creampie BBC anal pornos off him) She then says she wondered if he was gay because he couldn't get it up during sex with her. As much as I disliked that asshole for sharing my private business I felt bad for him that he got exposed like that as well. So girls do talk about these things OP.
>>83671034could be worse lol>get coworker to agree to suck me off>go to some bathroom>pulls out my dick>says it's too small for her>genuinely pulls my pants back up and we walk out together>take the same bus back home together. Can't hide how hurt I am, bitch is trying to console me>stop talking to each other
>>83674695How did your sex drive die at such a young age? I'm 36 and I can still get it up just fine.>>83675209That's rough dude. My condolences.
>>83675209That doesn't make sense. How can a dick be too small to suck? Worst case scenario it'd be more of a licking like with a pussy.
>>83671721Few questions.How's your diet anon? How often do you jerk it? Are you in shape? Do you exercise? Have you ever had your testosterone tested? Only time I couldn't get it up was when I was super drunk
>>83675293it's not too small to suck, she's just a huge size queen I guess. Tbh she's a huge bitch it's not even that small it's like 11cm long with 11cm girth around.
>>83675209do people really just have sex in public bathrooms like that?
>>83675390Yeah I mean we're both in a piece of shit job for piece of shit people and I don't have a car or a place of my own so.
>>83675396Either that or spur of moment. On one instance my girlfriend at the time, now wife, asked me randomly if I had a condom. Luckily I did. We fucked in the family bathroom of the local outlet. Afterwards, she said it was on her bucket list.
>>83671034imagine not being on viagra in 2026. unreal
>>83675514I'm not. Just a half decent diet and exercise. Average weekly fuck count is 5-10.
Almost had sex with four different women, but I'm still a virgin because I couldn't get it up. I can't get hard while drunk, and I can't talk to women while sober.I'm grateful that I'm still a virgin, though. I didn't particularly care about any of those girls. I have proven that I'm not irredeemable to women and I still have my purity.
>>83675567I used to be able to fuck 3x a day but I fell completely apart at some point relatively recently. 2020ish I guess. I would bang my ex nonstop even though I hated her, I left her because I hated her, and after that I pretty much have zero dick function remaining for some reason. I've needed to viagramaxx for post breakup hookups, my current gf, etc. I can barely even get it up for porn half the time anymore. I think part of it is psychological. I get morning wood pretty regularly and for some reason I also get random erections while driving. But if I'm in any kind of actual sexual situation I may as well be on another planet as far as my dick is concerned.
>>83675586Yah. It's porn dick. Sorry anon. If you do start to hookup, cut that shit. The only time I look at it is either before or doing fucking. The other night I was reading a doujin while she was sucking me off. It was pretty sweet
