/r9k/ - today i was at the store wheb i saw a jew eating a - ROBOT9001

Anonymous

01/15/26(Thu)11:56:24 No.83671106

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Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:56:24 No.83671106 Archived

today i was at the store wheb i saw a jew eating a baby.
i tried to jump in and stop him. i managed to get the baby's head out of his mouth.
that's when two security guards ran me up and arrested me. then they brought me to the back and there was a lizard. he touched me and i was teleported to a prison in space israel.

ive been subject to waterboarding and tickle torture everyday for 2 years in an attempt to break my spirit and turn me into a good black dick sucking goy. this is my cry for help.
someone, find this letter.. i beg of you..

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)11:59:04 No.83671123

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)11:59:04 No.83671123

>>83671106
Today I will go on r9k and post random bullshit lies for (You)s because I'm not funny or creative and my penis is unnaturally small

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)12:00:08 No.83671128

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)12:00:08 No.83671128

>>83671123
l-lie..? what are you talking about?!
t-this is not funny! i need help! please! help me! right now!

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)12:01:49 No.83671137

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)12:01:49 No.83671137

>>83671128
Apologies I can't hear you over my excessively small gonads. Protip: I'm Jewish in spirit

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)12:03:46 No.83671157

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)12:03:46 No.83671157

>>83671137
n-no! so you're one of them, too! get away from me jew! or else i will say your god's name!! YAHWEH YAHWEH YAHWEH YAHWEH

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)13:04:14 No.83671575

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)13:04:14 No.83671575

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>>83671106
Your story, whilst seemingly fantastical, yet bears the unmistakable aura of truth! You MUST escape from the prison, make your way to the warp drive core of Space Israel, and shut off the flow of coolant to the main reactor. If you're quick you can reach one of the escape pods before core meltdown causes the destruction of Space Israel and stops their transmission of the hypnoray to Earth. It's risky, but this is the only chance we have of defeating the Zionist Occupation Government once and for all! I wish I could be there to help, but know that I and all true anons are with you in spirit. Godspeed, OP!

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)13:05:47 No.83671585

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)13:05:47 No.83671585

>>83671106
That's what you get for messing with the jews

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)14:24:01 No.83672114

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)14:24:01 No.83672114

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>>83671575
T-Thank you master..! Your soulful speech has restored the will in me that I had lost.. To break free from these shackles and put an end to this! I will blow up the Star of David, whatever it takes, I will do it! The unspeakable evil of Israel is nothing against the spirit of Hitler coursing through my veins.. Here.. I. Go!!

Anonymous
01/15/26(Thu)14:45:03 No.83672254

Anonymous 01/15/26(Thu)14:45:03 No.83672254

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>>83671106
I hear you brother. I shall now proceed to charge up my vril to free you from the sabath-dimension
See you in valhala, brother