tower of london edish
Helper is a paedophilepass it on
Having a first for this particular image that I am fond of (it's bizarro HHL)
Work? Not interested
i was told i could get the next edish in...
>>83671452only thing that keeps me sober tbqh. what do you do all day?
Chicken tendies, chippy wippies and peas for din dins. It lushingtons x
>>83671444>bizarro HHLsuccessful?
>>83671466Cor they give you these kiddy meals at the care home little lad?
>>83671466did you do the exact same thing i just did and get three different tendies in the 3-for-10-quid deal at Morrisons?
>>83671460Waiting to die lad
>>83671466PHWOAAAR propa NEET scran that
>>83671467Precisely, and well kempt and delightfully fruity
>>83671486same but my job distracts me for a portion of the day
>>83671466beige buffet meal no. 67, oh aye x
I wish I had HHL's life.
>>83671512You wish you were a paedo?
>>83671512You want to be an alcoholic spacker in a care home full of mentally disabled people, with Nigerians wiping your bum?
i am going with>Morrisons Breaded Chicken Goujons>Morrisons Hot & Spicy Chicken Mini Fillets>Morrisons Southern Fried Chicken Biteshow close was i, HHL?
been real quiet on the shippy front eh britfeel
>>83671552He's busy studying Arabic
>>83671552maybe one of those new gimmicks is him? seems like his style of pent-up anger.
Trump fucking blinked. It worse than Obama's Syria red line.
do you sleep on your back or your side?
>>83671546Not close at all lid. The chicken tendies were all from Iceland food warehouse x
>>83671546He doesn't make the food himself, he lives in a care home. The peas are from a tin because they spare no expense.
so Freddie Mercury was secretly heterosexual the whole time? wat
>>83671598>Not close at all lid.you miss 100% of the shots you don't take in life.>from Iceland food warehouseyou tried their duck strips? like chicken tendies, only duck.
>>83671594I can only sleep on my side and now I have vertical wrinkles on my head
>>83671611bisexual i think you call it
>>83671620>vertical wrinkleshow? are YOU a dog?>>83671628yeah but enough about me, what about Freddie Mercury?
>>83671594I'm a side sleeper me, although I often roll onto my back during sleep. But have to be on side to get to sleep.
>>83671619>you tried their duck strips?Not yet de lid. I'll add that to the shopping list next time I go.
fair few opioids yesterday and just the Slimfast, trying to reduce my senna dependency. soz if this is TMI for lads squeamish about poo, but i feel like i just shat a brick. hard black lump of coal, Nibbler from Futurama type shit.
>>83671649>the chad angular SWG vs the virgin rounded sw9
>>83671649brown letter dropping in your letterbox soon paedocunt.
That brown letter just arrived lids.Lost all me wenefits x
>>83671751same they took everything away, im broke... till thursday
can you just cut the back of your hair with scissors? the part that makes a ponytail?that's the 'long' bit so then you won't have long hair any more, right? what am i missing?
>>83671751has anything else arrived, perchance?
>>83671676The poos are the worst part of opioids. Last year I had a tooth out and got dry socket and was just eating codeine all day and all night to deal with it. Didn't have a shit for at least 5 days and when I did it was an incredible ordeal. Thing was massive, at least a foot long, felt like I was giving birth.
>>83671751you're a terrible liar, trait of a paedo.
Whats fr tea mammy x
>>83671763Sames.The twolls have won xhttps://files.catbox.moe/si6az9.webm
Any cute trans girls in tonight
>>83671793when we get a /britfeel/ house together we can drink opium tea every day.
Playing Hytale
Getting close to my 6 grand savings cap on me benefits so I need to make some big purchases. Any ideas lads?
>>83671872Book a few wolidays SSM style.
>>83671872Buy a safe, then start withdrawing money, then stash it in the safe.
So glad Chika is gone. I won.
might play Zomboid.feels like i shouldn't just look stuff up, although: is it better playing with mates than doing it solo? (weird how Minecraft BECAME an online/multiplayer game)how do i find/make bandages? can i have a hint there, zomboidlads?
>>83671884This but get a bible with the pages cut out or something like Neo stashing his dodgy hacker shit
>>83671872https://www.getmonero.org/
>>83671751another classic hhl bazinga post
Feeling a little down in the dumps today. Might have a wank to cheer myself up.
>>83671923I was going to get that, but decided to try cult of the lamb instead.Going to get high then have a play.
Britfeel is about those of us who are genderqueer: diesel dykes and stone butches, leatherqueens and radical fairies, nelly fags, crossdressers, intersexed, transexuals, transvestites, transgendered, transgressively gendered, and those of us whose gender expressions are so complex they haven't even been named yet x
>>83671751You can joke now but this is gonna happen one day spacker. Tick tock.
Love treating my mates to a free ticket to see a film at the cinema. Love my CEA card x
>>83671954you tell em queen x
>lose me bennies>skint af>can't afford wrugs/wooze anymoreTwolls helping me stay sober and clean in life. It lovely x
today i withdrew that 30 pounds i had left, shopping came to 32 pounds (really, really did not feel like 32 quid worth of food). luckily the remaining 2 quid went through on contactless.not worried though. why? 46 quid in my PayPal account innit. can transfer that to my bank if they start up about 'cleared funds by 3pm' again.
>>83671990still noncing kids sean?
>>83671954how is autism both the 'extreme male brain' AND full of transsexuals?buffer overflow?
Seeing Merzbow live in June in London. Absolutely buzzing x
>>83672023still constantly thinking about kids being fucked nonce?
>>83671990you're doing some reverse psychology trickery because you know people will send you these for free
Nonce is such a funny word.
>>83672005I know i dont have enough money for the cold spell and snow again coming around the 29th :(
>>83672057Let's be real here, nobody is going to pay a lot money (wokey isn't cheap) to send a random person on 4chan wrugs in the post. Not unless they they were rich and had a fetish for feeding people's addictions and britfeel posters are all skint af wagies in deadend jobs and permaNEETs.
My room smells like an ashtray, apparently. Can't smell it myself.
>>83672049That's a funny way to show your support for paedo's there lad, get some help.
WHEN I SAY USELESS YOU SAY EATER!USELESS! EATER!USELESS! EATER!
>>83671552Reckon he is imprisoned desu
I smoke, I vape, I Zyn, I chew gum.
>>83672192i huff jenkem. no need for your chemical zoomer slop.
>>83672100Actually cocaine is one of the few things you can buy which has simultaneously come up in quality while gone down in price relative to inflation. Ironically it's because the government banning it has forced it into a totally unregulated market where actual market forces apply and improve things for the customers lmao. Britain 2026 everyone.
Me? I just love doing crosswords x
>>83672100Can you confirm this would work?Isfirst and last namename of spacker homestreet, city, etcenough for - say a letter - to arrive?
>>83672221Are you going to send him love letters sweety? x
>>83672217i have a big book of crosswords from The Works, decided i'd never look anything up (e.g. if i didn't know the name of an actor or anything)haven't 100% cleared a single one. have about 30 where just one or two answers are missing ;__;
>>83672235Just want to make sure it arrives
Britfeel twolls trying to kill off Helper by sending him wocaine laced with fentanyl in the mail. It not right.
>>83672257send it Tracked24/48 then....which makes me think this ISN'T drugs, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING???
>>83672272I wont be the one sending it, lad
Sending HHL a used condom so he can sniff the pussy juice in it
>>83672272>>83672294Sounds sketchy this. Hope Helper reports you to the police.
>>83672294well whatever this mystery item is, if you have the tracking # and the post code you can track it on the Royal Mail website.
Wonder what HHL thinks about all the tories that are joining reform?
Sounds like this troll >>83672221 is planning a terrorist attack against Helper or summat. Could be sending a pipe bomb. Wtf.
>>83672383i'm still leaning towards love letter. terrorists know better.
Glowies now monitoring this thread thanks to britfeel trolls.
>>83672361HHL will be at the polling station as soon as it opens ready to vote reform, after all he was ready 4 rishi with Moni back in 2022
all i'll say is please DON'T send anything from a seller whose name rhymes with StagsAndFoxes.
>>83672361Reform UK are just the new Tories. Jenrick maybe I could accept but Nadhim Zahawi? Fuck that. Who next, Therese Coffey? Rishi Sunak? Shan't be getting my vote with people like that in the party.
Started pushing myself really hard at the gym for lifting so I'm really sore. Because it makes taking opioids feel MINT.
Garn have a nice hot shower now.
Rewatching Sex Education because Gillian Anderson is ridiculously hot in it.
>>83671923You can make bandages from ripping any clothes you find. You can disinfect them with cologne, disinfectant or spirits.SeasideMARK now a SeasideZOMBIE. He got bit on the hand by some crackhead and had to retreat to his home. He tried to keep it positive and not stay in sad, lonely bored and depressed but he succumb to his illness. He's surrounded by friends now, so it's not all bad. He survived one week whilst being obese and out of shape. RIP. The Twolls won.
>>83672448Got me curious here lad. Drugs? Something even more illegal?
>>83672558that piccy on sandford lane?
>>83672596He raving with the dead. Not a lively crowd but everyone smells rotten so its okay for him now. He an equal at last.
How long has SSM been gone now? Has it been 2 months?
>>83672334The plod are already aware of sean and his bullshit though because he has to sign on every week at the station so they won't believe him :)
>>83672662corrr where's that lad?
If only you put this much effort into finding a gf
>>83672760everyone on /britfeel/ is special but unappreciated for what they areit not sexist to say the ladies have wool over their eyes x
>>83672625Good riddance to a smelly nonce.
>>83672740Are you the nonce of teddington square?
Why don't you just drive to Sunderland, you can drive can't you big man?
>>83672799i do back him. it only fair.
>>83672816parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme~
Got some sour cream and onion Lays (German writing) crisps and golden grape Fanta (Japanese) from the local international food store. Thought I'd treat myself.
Stop bullying Sean
>>83672845You back a paedo? Wouldn't want to admit that mate.
>>83672853why does Japan get all these wild and wonderful flavours we don't?
>>83672844Just filled up my whip actually, might make a trip, might not. What are you going to do about it?
>>83672861oh i'd back a paedo all rightback them up into a wall with my car (that i CAN drive)and even that's too good for them.
Don't tell the Apus just yet but I don't think we can afford their Easter eggs this year. We don't have enough in the budget to get all the frogs the choccy eggs they desperately need before they spawn in the Spring. In tears.
>>83672882he'll spark you out, lad.
Completely unable to make a GP appointment or access any of the correspondence from them because the app they use now requires NHS login, and apparently my NHS login is using a different email address to what I'm registered with this other app with. I don't even know what email address, it won't tell me, just a "computer says no" situation.
>>83672892Whoahahahhahahaha, biggest load of shit i've heard all day lad.
>>83672740Already thought of this. I'll send it to Mr. Allan so he or Kevin will get it.
>>83672891when i was a child, Easter eggs were solid chocolate, not hollow.
>>83672867The Fanta is lush as well lad.
>>83672908Remember when 90% came with mugs?Better days
Demons are real x
>>83672925actually yeah i do. can't go wrong with a mug, why did they stop? ;_;
Frottage and Bottage session coming on in an hour oh its going to be LUSH
>>83672935Genuinely mental how in 2026 with all the freely available knowlegde and information we have people still unironically believe in one particular religion just because they were randomly born in one region of the world.
RIP Caroline xMaybe one day the world will learn to #bekind x
HHL could batter 10 bells out of lot after getting a few brassieres in him. Stop it with the doxing stuff.
>Genuinely mental how in 2026 with all the freely available knowIegde and information we have people still unironically believe in one particular religion just because they were randomly born in one region of the world
once had a letter to my flat with a forrinese name similar to my own. thought 'some daft error, it's probably for me' and opened it. it was a letter from the Home Office saying my student visa had expired, and i was to return to Forrinland IMMEDIATELY if i hadn't already.gave me quite the fright until i clocked what had happened. probably just a previous tenant and minor coincidence, but i wonder how much post gets mixed up over similar names. bunch of "Mr Smiths" all living in the same tower block or something.
>>83672991>knowlegdeLMAO
>>83672996You have to be careful around his long neck, if he manages to loop it around your body he'll squeeze the life out of you like an anaconda.
>>83672991what about them anthropic principles, then?in are atheistic deterministic universe with no gods, everything just HAPPENED to put on the correct settings???
If you want a letter in the post to be intercepted your best bet is to get some real stinky weed and then not seal it in a mylar bag or anything. Just make the envelope properly dank. Only time my wrugs ever got caught it was weed. Just saying, if anyone was considering some sort of set up heist, you want the posties to be able to smell it.
>>83672985You are so disgusting. Really gross. Do you ever think about what you are doing?
https://youtu.be/ItBDepGyfK0
>>83673044Don't be mad you've never enjoyed a bumsesh.Corr, ping pong, back and forth with the balls, my bum is a fort and he's going to break down my walls x
Shower was lush. Feeling fresh and cooling down nows with some cloudy lemonade.
>>83673036i've had not-even-weed drugs that absolutely reeked of weed, because the same people must have been handling/smoking weed.it's like the smell equivalent of cooking with garlic or spicy chillies. it's INFECTIOUS.
Might start choonposting soon. We'll see.
>>83672996Ooooh I'm really scared.3 weeks ago HHL got beaten up by a 60 year old man. He's a tiny twink with a weak neck.
>>83673074hahahahahaha, what a fucking spacker hahahahahahahhahahahahe's gone to the jannies with his tail between his legs becuase he's lost and it is LUSH
for me it's R. White's.
>>83673096setting it up so you can reply to yourself in your next post lad?
>>83673036Yeah I've had that before too, got some k that absolutely stank of weed. Could have just been stored close by but I wasn't very impressed. But I don't really give bad reviews because I don't want to upset the scary drug dealers.
>>83673074>3 weeks ago HHL got beaten up by a 60 year old man.he lies about this so often that his 'no. of fights lost' is actually in the negatives, making them actually 'fights WON'.
>>83673115He got battered by that bouncer as well. Seems to happen quite often in fact.
>>83673102what do you mean lad? give me a good "r whites" joke if you have one.but my gran used to get these in. i also remember always having them on planes, for some reason.
>>83673074Lovely little twink
>>83673115I remember when the Greeks roughed him up for being a wrong'un. Or when some bouncer smashed his phone and he tried to dox him here. I remember when he got bummed in the working mens club toiletOldfeelers remember.
You have to wonder how many times he has been sparked out. It has to be double digits.1. he wouldn't post about it on here2. whoever did it wouldn't post about it on here3. if 2. is true spacker would deny it anyway
Obsessed w Lou Reed
how many times have you been punched in the face, /britfeel/? just the once, here.
>>83673185never because I know how to defend myself properly. Been in a few scraps though, never experienced being a loser in a scrap or in life x
>>83673185Twice. Once by a bully in school and once by my dad
>>83673185Most people here have never been in a real physical fight. Not even at school. Online arguments are the closest they'll ever get to scrapping.
And so it begins. Will this turn into a killer pandemic? Let's find out.
>>83673199but most people here deserve a good punch to the face. that's not the same thing as a fight, me lid.
How much cum have you lads eaten? I've eaten a load every 1-2 days for the last 16 years.
>>83673206JUST GET THAT HUMAN IN QUARANTINETHIS NEED NOT BE ANY BOTHER TO ANYONE
>>83673206Should've named the disease Neo-TMAU
>>83673219Probably a dozen times. My own. Sometimes if I need to clean up and I have nothing to wipe the jizz with I'll just eat it.
Josh is a disgusting jewish paedophile
>>83672456This feIla
>>83673238No, everyone is getting infected with DO-55, then the world will be full of DO-55ers.There has already been 2 DO-55 related deaths in the yookay. Need to develop it so it grows to take over the world.
>>83673219probably about a teaspoon. i'm sure there'll be something along the lines of 'there's enough semen particles on your fingers throughout your life, you eat a blowjob's worth with your crisps.'that said, also blowjobs. it's just a rank substance tbqh. belongs down the drain ASAP.
>>83673281It's a beautiful substance. The holy grail.
Remember to wash your penis. You don't want to end up like me.
>>83673293imo that'd be if butterbeer from Harry Potter was real, and tasted exactly how i think it should taste.
>>83673199There's nothing cool about having been in a fight you absolute troglodyte
would've worked me whole life if i only had a clean knob.
Total victory. Can't beat DO-55.That was on piss easy mode though, need to try up the difficulty, and not go as hardcore, try make it a disease that is around for ever. Top of that list is the common cold. If I have longevity as well as killing people but not being too obvious, then the next disease may last forever.
>>83673368then what the hell IS cool? i think it's cool, or at least it makes for interesting stories. if a physical fight kicks off, it's actual spectacle, like in your animes and Star Wars but IRL.
>>83673368Then why act all big and tough on the internet?
Unwashed cock sliding in and out of unwashed fanny
failing at more captchas than i complete
>>83673381corrr maybe DO-55 was inside us all along, less of a 'disease' and more part of the human condition x
Luv me some chubby pussy.
seething at the concept of stars having 'spikes' rather than points.
Sleepberg hath concluded X
ChatGPT's gone mad. just not accepting my input, showing sources but not its actual answer.thought it was some adblocking on my end, but i've turned that off and it's the same.just wanted to find a 1940s newsreel FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
>>83673480I understand your frustration. Have you tried turning it on and off again x
Mr lover man, Shabba.
>>83673477did you have any interesting dreams?oh that's right -- we're not good enough to hear about your dreams, are we? ;__;
Never even tasted fanny juice
>>83673490thanks mate, just hearing that reassurance gives me those warm ChatGPT feelings. it's like it's back.and yeah i did and that's worked now. suspect it was server-side, but who knows.
>>83673512I smelled it before, and the smell put me off tasting it.
>Shabba
I'm slim shadeh yes I'm the real shadeh
>>83671466even the veg he eats is beige
>>83673524What did it stink like lad
>>83673609It smelled like a fat person who hadn't washed in years collected their armpit sweat and then poured it over a dead mackerel at a sewage-filled beach.
>>83673537>>83673601the britfeel self insert
>>83673601COME AND GET YER BLACK BIN BAGS
Lunchingham soon is it X
Makaveli just got paid. He on them WKDs. It refreshing and delicious xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuHfOVOYzqo
>>83673667was the implication they were a spacker youth club?
Alri lid. Got kicked out of the Widdy Party.Mind if crash at yours de lid?
The nightly wuppagrind has commenced has it not x
>>83673784*slams the door*bloody frogger
>>83673784no worries, lidup for a frogspawn sesh?hush hush now lid
Tory boomers with Israeli flags in their bio have had a nightmare today.
>>83673790got bored of noncing for the day have ye sean?
there's a chance i'll be getting some ket in tomorrow. i've been off it 10-15 days or so (HHL style) and i have some pretty mixed feelings.i know how it always goes. clears up that depression, great the first and second bump. then i just don't stop, and it's days of feeling depleted/paranoid/unable to pee/in horrendous pain.mate A is worried i will actually die. i don't know how i feel. i don't actively WANT to die but i feel like i'm living on borrowed time. i'm guessing a few of us ITT didn't expect to make it to our 30s?bit of a moan, but i don't know. maybe this will be the start of something. i wish it could be like those drinking relapses where it turned out alcohol just isn't very good. ketamine is great, unfortunately.
noticed over the last couple months most of the people im friends/friendly with, all they do is complain constantly, theyre not interested in an actual conversation, they just want to vent
Corr, wouldn't want to die from that, desu.
>>83673884Constantly bitter/negative people do my head in. I can't be arsed with them
>>83673919they scratch their bumhole off and dienot right.
>>8367387712 days no wooze for me as of tomorrow. Honestly, asides from that potential Iran happening I've had no desire to drink. My regular plug keeps texting me his stupid deals but I'm ignoring/deleting them.
>>83673989Maybe you'll clean up your act and get a job?
>>83674006When the time is right I'll be applying to join the navy. It is my lifelong dream. Failing that I will train to work as a zookeeper at Flamingo Land.
>>83673927yeah i've stopped seeing or dealing with a lot of them, brings my mood down hearing them go on
>>83674022See you on the high seas, arrr
>>83674096Knowing my luck I'll join the navy right before WW3 kicks off and I'll be on the first warship sunk by a Russian sub in the Atlantic.
>>83674136Get yourself on a Destroyer and then you'll be hunting subs.
>>83673989nice one lad. how are you finding it?i was in that day unit for 14 days wankered on valiums. got me off the drink though, was absolutely buzzing the next week or two (did fade, but it was nice while it lasted).>>83674022combine the two and become Admiral of the Lost River Ride, YOU control all the boats.as a kid, i remember some mad Rosie and Jim canal boats going around the park, or at least on the lake or somewhere. must have just been my overactive imagination.
periscope neck sean
>>83674201Honestly, it's been pretty easy so far. I was never a daily drinker to begin with so it's not like I've had to deal with withdrawals or anything.
Fuck the lot of yaz
Garn have a wot woodle now then will probably call it night x
ohhh you know what it is, i'm getting confused with Lightwater Valley. this was the one with all these swan boats you could go around on, there was a little train running around the park, etc. but then the rides were pretty naff. more kiddy stuff and rides you'd just get at fairgrounds.shame Flamingo Land got rid of the Cycle Monorail. cool way of getting around, the park, that was.
>>83673983Nearly had us a good one, but the world found a cure just as they were all about to die. Bastards.
>>83673919>>83674344cor what next, will some dihydrogen monoxide get into the water supply?
It not right is it XThey're letting all the illegal darkies in but beautiful dutch women get barredQuite jewish innit
>>83674376>will some dihydrogen monoxide get into the water supply?Yep, sort of, does that give ya stinky breath?
>>83674338>Cycle MonorailCorr I fucking loved that. I remember once on the way round me and my cousin got stuck for a bit because the older people in front of us were knackered and had to take a break.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADjA5PXmiIM
At least the womfy zoo monorail around the Baboon Island is still there. Oh aye x
Only real OGs remember that Reptile House x
>>83674395https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP9-KCP4r3co aye
>>83674395If I were PM I'd let her in - as long as she showed me her tuppence.
Necking that wot wooodle nowz
>>83674593I want her to give me a golden shower. Cor imagine
