[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vm / vmg / vr / vrpg / vst / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / pw / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / vt / wsg / wsr / x / xs] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001


Thread archived.
You cannot reply anymore.


[Advertise on 4chan]


File: 1768224345159565.jpg (2.91 MB, 2752x4200)
2.91 MB
2.91 MB JPG
Do any of you basically stop looking at porn when you get an egf? It just feels wrong to jerk off to other women.
>>
egf? Wtf is that, a disease?
>>
>>83671557
Depends on if she sends nudes or not
>>
>>83671557
Whatever happened to the guy who used to draw LITLOA? Did Ah'non ever finally get reunited with the Phemmanon?
>>
>>83671557
Yes I did this
>>83671625
Also this
>>
>>83671627
This was a comic SERIES? wtf I need to look this up.
>>
File: 1741881567507015.jpg (288 KB, 1011x769)
288 KB
288 KB JPG
an egf is a beta's first trial GF experience?
>>
>>83671608
egirlfriend, basically a long-distance gf.
>>
It feels wrong to jerk off to other women when I have found the perfect woman.

My Eternal Heavenly Girlfriend Wife with Tall Height, Red hair, Prominent front teeth, and prominent clavicle.

No other woman compares.
>>
>>83671727
You mean a pen-pal?
>>
>>83671557
When I' in a relationship I only masturbate to 2d ecchi
>>
>>83671835
Well some people do meet up and date irl. Also you can video call them and stuff.
>>
>>83671557
Long-distance relationships are not real.

But when I got a real gf, I kept looking at porn without thinking about it, and she got really mad and cried when she saw me doing it, so I stopped.

Also, based comic.
>>
>>83671557
>egf
No
If she somehow finds out I'll say it's for the art
>>
>>83671859
>If she somehow finds out
that's e-dating, she won't find out unless you're an incredibly shitty actor
>>83671825
are you talking about anime girl or what?
>>
>>83671856
>Also, based comic.
idgi, why? is there some twist I'm unaware of? I know who the names refer to
>>
>>83671869
I'm talking about Sophia, my eternal wife.

I was never born and I never die. I'm Eternal God. This life is my dream.
>>
File: 1765396364933315.jpg (19 KB, 378x398)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
>>83671892
Ah, I get it. I mean, I don't but I get it. Yeah.
>>
>>83671557
my e bf used to watch cam girls while dating me and sometimes i watched with him.... i didnt think it was fair to aska guy online to stop jerking to porn, maybe he didnt really like me
>>
>>83671983
Idk my dick just cant get hard when I see other girls when I am really in love with a girl and especially when she keeps telling me she loves me
>>
File: 1615908117061.gif (255 KB, 400x436)
255 KB
255 KB GIF
>>83671557
If I had one, I would like that sort of arrangement. Just I have a high libido so would want to be given enough fun time to not be overcome with the urge.
>>
>>83671989
rip, didnt even know that was possible for guys with online relationships desu
>>
>>83672063
Well only because we are planning to meet up soon, if it was a purely online thing I dont think I could really be in love.
>>
>>83671983
Do you ever watch cam girls on your own or only because he did?
>>
>>83672174
only really because he did, i stopped once we stopped talking
>>
>>83672194
So what kind of shows, solo cam girls or couples? Also did you tip or just watched free shows? It's interesting because I don't think many girls would be into watching that, even if it's with their boyfriends.
>>
I incorporate her into my porn. I splice audio of her moaning i secretly recorded and mix it over a porn girl getting fucked hard. It seems like a reasonable compromise.
>>
>>83672208
always solo, never tipped. i dont get jealous over porn or anything as long as we are also regularly sexual but this thread is kinda making me rethink. i preferred knowing what he was getting off to
>>
>>83671727
Why would you stop jorking to porn if she's not sucking & fucking your dick, that's not real
>>
>>83672249
I wasn't allowed to watch anything with my egf at the time and it's not like we were very sexual regularly, we were pretty asexual. Not gonna lie it was a very cucked situation all in all.
I'd say you guys had an extremely rare agreement.
>this thread is kinda making me rethink
So you wouldn't be accepting of that anymore if it happened again with a different ebf?
>>
>>83672249
Also please if I can ask, did you ever pick the webcam models for him?
>>
>>83672382
probably not honestly, with the way things ended.

>>83672411
no he always picked them, he didnt like me going on the front page too much
>>
>>83672430
>probably not honestly, with the way things ended.
What happened? Not intending to push you to tell more in detail, is it too bad to share it on an anonymous Tibetan image board? In that case please keep it to yourself and excuse me for asking.
>no he always picked them, he didnt like me going on the front page too much
Did he pick models that physically looked like you in some way? So that you wouldn't feel jealous that they were more beautiful than you or something?
>>
>>83672501
>What happened?
i dont rlly want to share details but i just dont think he respected me much in the end for a combination of reasons

>>83672501
no, he did pick a lot of varying body types though, he didnt have one concrete type so even though i had body insecurities, it didnt really feel like he liked me any less just because he watched thicker women, prettier women, etc. just as long as he was never emotionally involved with others
>>
File: 1632080252702.jpg (41 KB, 545x575)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
>>83671557
I still masturbated to loli doujin when I had an egf. I didn't at first but she got really pissy about me liking loli when it wasn't something I hid so I started doing it again. She confessed to cheating on me so I'm naturally I was right to stick to loli. They'd never hurt me.
>>
>>83672556
And you never met irl, right? Did you e-date for very long?
It's a very strange thing you guys had, but I'm choosing to believe it's a not a larp.
>>
File: 1713408057582915.jpg (1.51 MB, 1920x1371)
1.51 MB
1.51 MB JPG
>>83671684
i have the second part
its been ages since i saw this
wonder what the anon who drew it is up to now
>>
>>83672693
I found more in the archive I will try to compile them chronologically
>>
>>83672654
never met irl, no. we were close to meeting though and i was in the middle of making plans when it ended. talked for a year and a half.
>>
I have been ghosted by every woman I met over the internet and it is incredibly difficult to have a normal conversation with them without them getting bored and starting with the "ok?"

>get a personality!
and how am I supposed to do that if no one will talk to me or socialize with me, it has been this way since I was 11 years old pretty much, society never gave me a chance when I was just a kid, they're not going to give a shit now that I'm an adult man
>>
>>83672933
Would you discuss more in depth in a private conversation with someone who also e-dated and failed like you did?
I wouldn't try anything retarded and you could feel free to delete my contact or block me at any time. Discord: temptempf
Also I could tell you how it was for me, not revealing anything too intimate, of course. Well if you're interested to know only.
>>
File: 1747179965869022.jpg (105 KB, 749x783)
105 KB
105 KB JPG
>>83672693
>the incelking is just a photo of a married guy instead of a drawing
>>
>>83672960
ok?

[organic]
>>
File: butthurtdweller.jpg (22 KB, 554x551)
22 KB
22 KB JPG
>>83673087
>>the incelking is just a photo
That's the joke
>>
>>83672933
>>83673002
If that's a no I'd just like to know please so that I don't wait for any notification on Discord. Just type "no originaloriginal" and that's fine. We can keep the conversation to this thread.
I also wanted to ask if you were both same age or if there was an age gap. And wondering if you were both khhv at the time.
>>
>>83673002
>>83673361
>hi i know this website loves anonymity so if you're uncomfortable saying something in front of a bunch of anons then maybe you can dm me instead so i can judge you on discord and save our private chats
fucking retarded desu
>>
>>83673461
>so i can judge you on discord
Sharing experiences and venting. No, I'm not judging.
>save our private chats
Exactly for what purpose? I think you're projecting here or something, anon.
The conversation will stay anonymous even if on Discord, and the point is that the bunch of anons won't be judging her or me for our experiences actually.
It's up to her whatever she'd want to share anyways.
>>
File: 57984759834y39.jpg (91 KB, 750x731)
91 KB
91 KB JPG
>>83673535
Here's your reward for being so kind to femanons, faggot. Go back to /soc/ or /lgbt/, or reddit for that matter. You're on an anonymous board for a reason, don't go around trying to shit it up by advertising your special super secret discord messages that probably wouldn't even be from an alt account anyways.
>>
>>83673572
people pull this instead of just admitting that they're gay
>>
>>83673683
>Erm hi femanon I'm not trying to be untoward but maybe we can go dm each other
>but thats ok if you just want to suck up r9k real estate instead of course
> "whaaat? no man I was just trying to heckin vent with a cool femcelerino my brother! I just wanted to frickin get to know her dude!"
>By the way you're actually gay for saying I'm simping! I'm totally not acting like a simp on an image board dedicated to robots... r9k is for women too!
I have a GF who I live with, 30+ bodies before I met her. She was a virgin before we moved in together and I'm going to marry her.
>>
>>83673743
yep that's why you're here
>>
>>83671557
I'm not a normalfag so I've never had an egf.
>>
>>83671557
why would i? she sends me fap material
>>
>>83671557
I did that before. E relationships are a meme though, years later I look back and am embarrassed, feels like it was just a larp. Ended up getting ghosted too, that's what you can expect with e-"relationships", someone just not talking to you abruptly without even having the decency of saying anything, or removing you, or blocking you. You just wait until they respond for months because you're deluded, and then they finally remove you. Stupidest shit and waste of time ever.
>>
File: 1634604599077s.jpg (4 KB, 250x190)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
>>83672731
Are you going to post them or what?
>>
>>83674942
I literally made a thread about it and nobody cared https://imgur.com/a/2YeQX2m



[Advertise on 4chan]

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.